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“Pooka?” Azure asked, remembering what Yako had said. “You’re a fairy, aren’t you? Are you the one who distracted Gillian and led him into the forest with your lanterns? The will-o-wisps?”
“Yes, but he was no fun. No matter how I tried, he never lost his bearings,” Manx said, swishing his tail back and forth.
“Isn’t he cute?” Blisters squealed as he ran around the massive horse. Manx’ muscles rippled under his black coat, and his long dark mane was a stark contrast to the unicorn’s.
“Fucking adorable,” Azure said, her voice dry. “Where is Gillian?”
“He’s on his way back to camp, which is better than I can say for you, Queen Azure. You were almost lured into the river by a kelpie.” Manx trotted forward, his large hooves splashing up water.
“A kelpie?” Azure asked. “Do you mean that man? How do you know about that?”
“I know many things,” the fairy said. Pookas were especially untrustworthy creatures. They were mischievous, destructive, and demanding. “Like for instance, a minute more with the kelpie and he probably would have turned into a horse and invited you on to his back before he plunged into the deep part of the river.”
“And—let me guess—drowned me?” Azure asked, wondering why this all felt like a strange dream.
“Yes. A much worse fate than what the kitsune has in store for your other friend,” Manx said, tossing his head and wild mane in the direction of where she had left Monet.
“Kitsune? That woman with Monet? What is she?” Azure asked.
“Better for you to see with your own eyes. The pair will probably be drunk by now, which will be perfect timing,” Manx said. The horse disappeared, and then reappeared as a black raven. He flew in Monet’s direction.
“Can we keep him?” Blisters asked from Azure’s side. “Pretty please?”
“Let’s just get back,” Azure said, shaking her head as she followed the strange fairy. She shouldn’t trust a pooka, but there were so many untrustworthy creatures in this area. Kelpies, kitsunes, and who knew what else? Right then she needed an alliance with just one creature she could rely on.
“There you are, Queen Azure,” Gillian called, breathlessly falling out of the forest.
“Are you okay, Gillian?” Azure asked, helping him to a stand.
“Yes, I’m fine. I just got turned around,” he said, mopping his brow with a handkerchief.
“You have our new friend Manx to thank for that.” Azure threw her hand in the direction of the raven. He hovered in the air a few feet in front of them. A caw rang from his beak, and his beady eyes narrowed at them.
“A pooka. Of course,” Gillian said, like he’d pieced this all together just from seeing the raven.
“Yes, very good. And apparently Monet has been seduced by a kitsune, whatever that is.”
A laugh fell from Gillian’s mouth, making his green eyes shine. “Oh, I have to see this. Serves him right.”
“I guess you’re not going to tell me what a kitsune is, are you?” Azure asked.
“Oh, come on, Queen Azure. This will be fun.” Gillian took the lead, Manx circling around and then flew straight for the campfire in the distance.
Giggling and smacking sounds poured from the area where Monet had stayed with Yako. He had rolled on top of the beautiful woman and was kissing her hard, his hand questing under her dress. She had her legs wrapped around him, and moaned each time he placed a kiss on her neck. But there was something different about the woman now. Snaking out from underneath her and between her legs was a big, bushy red tail.
Azure cleared her throat loudly at the sight before them. “Oh, I get it,” she said to Gillian.
He nodded, smiling.
“We’re busy,” Monet said, his voice breathless.
“Oh, I can see that, but we were wondering if you wanted to go on a fox hunt with us,” Azure said.
Yako’s incessant giggling ceased and her hands tensed on Monet’s shoulders. She lifted her head and peered at the group over Monet’s back.
“King Monet, we should go somewhere else,” Yako said, pushing him off her. As she stood, her tail disappeared.
“King Monet?” Gillian asked, a laugh in his voice.
“Oh, yes, and the little fox stole a bunch of our supplies and my horse,” Azure said.
“She’s about to steal your Chief of Staff,” Gillian muttered, hardly parting his lips for the words.
“What? No,” Azure said, but Yako in fact had Monet by the hand and was attempting to pull him into the forest.
“Stop. Monet. You can’t leave with her. She’s a fox,” Azure called out.
He laughed, nearly tripping as the vixen tugged him harder, her eyes ravenous.
Overhead the raven swooped, diving to the ground. Just before Manx bulleted into the dirt, he took the form of a black fox and ran at Yako. She screeched and threw her hands in the air, then shifted into the form of a red fox. The kitsune ran straight into the forest, disappearing at once with Manx after her.
“What the fuck just happened?” Monet asked, staring at the forest with his mouth hanging open.
“It appears you were seduced by a kitsune,” Gillian said. He sat by the dying fire and grabbed the half-empty bottle of wine, taking a swig.
“Yeah, but seriously…what happened?” Monet asked, stomping back to the fire.
“You made out with a fox.” Azure laughed.
“Oh man, that’s fucking disgusting. Could I have a disease now?” Monet rubbed his tongue against the sleeve of his shirt until it was nearly dry.
“No, but your pride should be bruised,” Azure said, taking a seat next to Gillian.
“Men much smarter than you have fallen for a kitsune’s seduction.” Gillian took another long drink of wine before handing it to Azure. She eyed it and shook her head.
“I don’t really need any fox germs. Thanks, though.” She turned to find Blisters poking around next to Monet’s horse. “Well, it looks like we’re camping here tonight, especially because that damn bitch Yako stole my horse.”
“Yes, kitsune are quite tricky like that. The horse was probably only hidden in the woods, if you want to search,” Gillian said.
“No. I can’t risk one of you going missing again.”
Trees rustled in the forest and Manx appeared, now taking on the appearance of the black stallion again, his eyes white beams of light.
“Thanks for your help,” Azure said, pushing to a standing position.
“What the fuck is that?” Monet asked.
“This is Manx, and he saved me from a kelpie and you from a kitsune,” she said to Monet before turning back to the pooka. “Thank you again.”
“And I’m happy to help you a bit more. It appears you’re in need of a horse,” Manx said.
“Thank you, that would be—”
“Wait!” Gillian interrupted. “Pookas can’t be trusted. Queen Azure, I must caution you.”
“Gillian, Manx helped us. I won’t judge him based on the reputation of other pookas,” Azure lectured the gnome.
“Queen Azure, your friend is right. Pookas have been known to hunt men, scare children, and demand unfair payments. However, we also have other reputations, do we not, gnome?” Manx turned, casting his white eyes on Gillian.
He gulped, tilting his head back and forth, weighing the information in his mind. “Yes, there is supposedly another side to pookas. I’ve heard tales of them offering lost travelers information, but they may have been the very reason the person was lost, as in my case. And they will do the day’s work of someone they are loyal to. I’ve also heard tell of them offering great gifts to those they admire. However, they also vandalize the farms of people who don’t tolerate their demands for attention, and throw innocent men into mud pits for entertainment. Be warned, Queen Azure—if you allow this pooka to come with us on our travels you must accept the good with the bad.”
Azure pursed her lips, assessing what she’d been told. “Manx, why do you want to accom
pany us?”
“Simply because I’m bored and could use a reason to venture away from these parts. It’s not a good excuse, but it’s the only one I have. Fairies tend to live in the moment, looking for a breeze to blow us in new directions,” Manx said.
“You don’t have a father you want to help? Will you betray me to save him? Is this all a set up?” Azure asked, her arms crossed and her tone serious.
“That’s quite specific, and no. But I’m happy to trample the person who did that to you,” Manx said, stamping his hoof on the ground and making it vibrate.
Azure released a laugh, needing that relief. “Yes, I wear my demons on my shoulder. I’d be happy to have you accompany us. Mischief is okay, Merlin knows. If I outlawed it, none of my friends would be on this journey with me. However, Manx, try not to get yourself or any of us in trouble.”
“Agreed,” he said and shrank into the form of a black bunny. He hopped over to where Blisters was already fast asleep and curled up with him.
“Well, that fairy just got a bit more interesting,” Monet said, taking a seat and extending a hand to Gillian. The gnome gave him the wine and the two finished off the bottle as they listened to the night sounds of the forest.
Chapter Seven
Azure awoke to find a large black dog sitting next to her, staring at her with a keen interest. She scrambled backward, taking her blanket with her as she did.
“You snore,” the dog said.
“Manx? Is that you?” she asked, leaning forward and squinting at the scraggly dog.
“Yeah. How come you don’t recognize me?” the dog asked, shifting into the form of a black cat. He stretched into a standing position and trotted off toward the riverbank.
Monet and Gillian started to stir, their now-open eyes watching the pooka as he traipsed across the camp area.
“Seriously, that fairy needs to write down all the forms he can take,” Monet said, his stare full of bewilderment.
“It’s already well documented,” Gillian informed them, standing and brushing himself off casually, as if sleeping on a river bank was completely normal.
“Why don’t you save me the time of looking up this info and tell me?” Monet rose as well, yelping with pain when he extended his arms overhead. A kink in his shoulder made him grimace.
“Let’s not ask for things that won’t ever happen. We’ve lost a horse, but gained a horse-dog-cat-fox-rabbit-raven. I’d count us lucky,” Azure said, crouching next to Blisters, who was still fast asleep. She ran a hand over his side, trying to wake him. He rolled onto his back, his hooves in the air. Finally he peeked open one blue eye and sneezed. The unicorn then fell over onto his side, sneezing several times in a row.
“Blisters, are you okay? Are you coming down with something?” Azure asked, backing away from the magical creature.
He shook his mane, snot spraying the area. “Oh, no. I sneeze profusely upon waking up. I always have.”
“Because that’s not weird,” Monet said, pointing his wand at the empty wine bottle, making it disappear.
“No, totally normal. Like everyone in this ragtag crew.” Azure cupped her hands around her mouth. “Manx, we’re heading out in a bit.”
“I think he’s catching our breakfast.” Monet had a green potion in his hands and took a sip. “I, for one, don’t eat fish.”
“What’s in the potion?” Azure asked him.
“My daily dose of protein, fiber, and all the essential vitamins,” he said, extending the bottle to Azure.
Damn, Monet was a crafty wizard when he wanted to be, she thought. When word got out about his brilliance, Azure would never hear the end of it from him. She grabbed it and took a long sip, draining the bottle. Azure wiped the back of her hand across her mouth afterward. “Thank you. You’re a life-saver. And hey, this stuff doesn’t taste bad.”
“Oh, that’s because of the frog semen,” Monet said with a victorious grin.
“Tell me you’re joking,” Azure begged.
“Sorry, Queeny, it’s common knowledge that the amphibian’s semen has a honey taste and is full of a ton of vitamins, making it the star ingredient in the potion,” Monet said, as if she was an idiot for not knowing this information.
“Why couldn’t I have been born a simple human on Earth who didn’t have strange pets and magic?” Azure asked, her gaze on the sky.
“I’ll remind you, Queen Azure, that you are human,” Gillian informed her.
“Yes, but I’m anything but simple and I still have no idea what the human part of me has to do with anything. Gran said that accepting and integrating my human side was key to coming into my full power.” Azure picked up her bag, watching as the feline form of Manx ran in her direction. He shifted into a stallion as he approached.
“I trust that the queen mother is correct, but that is one journey you’ll have to travel alone and a set of answers that only you can discover,” Gillian said, mounting his steed. Blisters looked ready for the adventure ahead.
Monet swung his leg over his horse, pushing up to a sitting position. “Oh, Riddle-Boy? What would we do without you always working to be most unhelpful?”
“Stay vigilant, everyone,” Azure commanded. “The mermaid said that the real danger would come when we traveled away from the Conca River.”
“Yes. Manx, can you shine any light on what enemy we might be approaching?” Gillian asked.
Azure had already mounted the large stallion, which hadn’t been an easy task, especially without a saddle.
“Let’s see,” Manx said, trotting forward. “Up ahead there are dragons, trevor beetles, harpies, and giant snakes. But the latter are more afraid of you than you are of them. Honestly, just about everything is dangerous. Queen Azure, you could fall from my back and break your neck. Your friend Gillian could be impaled by the unicorn’s horn while riding. And seriously, I think it’s only a matter of time before the green-haired guy chokes on the flask of whiskey he keeps sneaking sips from.”
“Wow, who invited the fairy to join us?” Monet asked, staring at the group as if truly seeking an answer.
“Right, thanks for the information. I guess we’ll just take our chances.” Azure looked down at Gillian, who was close to the ground on Blisters’ back. “Soon we will need to focus our attention on locating Ever. Danger or no danger, that’s the reason we’re here.”
“This is the fellow who betrayed you for his father?” Manx asked.
“Yes. He stole the Book of Branches from us, and he’s planning on murdering the rogue dryads. You don’t, by chance, know where we can find that tribe?” Azure asked, hope surging in her chest.
“I don’t, but I know that murdering the rogue dryads will bring a lifetime of bad luck. They, as dryads, are the protectors of the Dark Forest. Those who harm them will suffer, and everyone associated with them will suffer as well,” Manx told her.
“Which means we really need to find Ever and stop him from doing this. He isn’t thinking.” Azure lifted her chin, enjoying the sun as it kissed the top of her head. The terrain had grown more desert-like, the ground mostly sand and the trees having dropped away.
“Did you hear the part about how anyone associated with Ever will suffer as well?” Monet asked, shaking his head at her.
“Yes, but that doesn’t mean we desert him. We didn’t do that to you when you were about to breed with a fox,” Azure retorted.
Monet nearly gagged. “For fuck’s sake, can we forget that ever happened?”
“I don’t believe we can.” Gillian was enjoying himself.
“Shhh… I heard something,” Azure said, pulling her wand out and checking the area. They were surrounded by sandy hills and cactus.
“Oh, good. More danger is approaching,” Monet said, peering around. Not much could be spied, since they were climbing a rather steep sand dune. At their back were sand and forest. What might lie in front of them was a mystery currently.
If Ever had been there he’d have heard the rumbling sound Azure was su
re she could make out, but he wasn’t and there was no point dwelling on it.
The sun overhead intensified, almost crushing the group with its beating rays.
“Does it make sense to anyone that we should be traveling through a desert to find a tribe that’s responsible for protecting the forest?” Monet asked.
“Things don’t always make sense in the way we think they should,” Gillian supplied.
“You don’t make sense,” Monet spouted.
“Shhh…” Azure said again. “There’s a strange noise.”
“You’re a strange noise,” Monet said to her and encouraged his horse to keep climbing, since it was about to slide back down the steep dune.
“This would be a lot easier for me in raven form,” Manx said, grunting from the climb up the hill.
“Don’t you even dare,” Azure warned him. “You signed on for this, and can’t desert me now.”
“You’d be surprised what I can do,” the pooka teased.
Blisters bounded past the group, Gillian bobbing on his back. “I smell ice cream,” the unicorn cried, frolicking to the top of the hill. He turned back, his blue eyes large with horror. “Oops. Not ice cream.” Then he disappeared on the other side of the sand dune.
“Blisters!” Azure yelled, digging her heels into Manx.
“Are you kidding me? I’m not bounding toward the cliff where the unicorn disappeared,” Manx said, refusing to pick up the pace.
However, Monet’s horse was more compliant and carried him obediently to the top. Monet peered over the edge and out over the dunes and shook his head, no worry on his face. “It’s fine, just a steep drop-off. Blisters looks to be riding Gillian now, but no biggie. The concern I’d have is the fucking gigantic cave mouth in the distance.”
“Gigantic cave mouth,” Azure muttered. “Manx, do you have any idea what that’s about?”
“Not at all, but the logic in me thinks that something large would need a big exit out of its cave,” Manx mused.