The Philo Vance Megapack

by S. S. Van Dine

  Markham was in too crestfallen a mood to resent this chaffing. Indeed, Vance’s lightheartedness seemed to buoy him up.

  “If you want the truth,” he said; “that’s exactly what I feel like doing. I am restrained merely by my indecision as to which one to arrest first.”

  “Stout fella!” Then Vance asked: “What are you going to do with the captain now? It’ll break his heart if you release him.”

  “His heart’ll have to break, I’m afraid.” Markham reached for the telephone. “I’d better see to the formalities now.

  “Just a moment!” Vance put forth a restraining hand. “Don’t end his rapturous martyrdom just yet. Let him be happy for another day at least. I’ve a notion he may be most useful to us, pining away in his lonely cell like the prisoner of Chillon.”

  Markham put down the telephone without a word. More and more, I had noticed, he was becoming inclined to accept Vance’s leadership. This attitude was not merely the result of the hopeless confusion in his mind, though his uncertainty probably influenced him to some extent; but it was due in large measure to the impression Vance had given him of knowing more than he cared to reveal.

  “Have you tried to figure out just how Pfyfe and his Turtledove fit into the case?” Vance asked.

  “Along with a few thousand other enigmas—yes,” was the petulant reply. “But the more I try to reason it out, the more of a mystery the whole thing becomes.”

  “Loosely put, my dear Markham,” criticized Vance. “There are no mysteries originating in human beings, y’ know; there are only problems. And any problem originating in one human being can be solved by another human being. It merely requires a knowledge of the human mind, and the application of that knowledge to human acts. Simple, what?”

  He glanced at the clock.

  “I wonder how your Mr. Stitt is getting along with the Benson and Benson books. I await his report with anticipat’ry excitement.”

  This was too much for Markham. The wearing-down process of Vance’s intimations and veiled innuendoes had at last dissipated his self-control. He bent forward and struck the desk angrily with his hand.

  “I’m damned tired of this superior attitude of yours,” he complained hotly. “Either you know something or you don’t. If you don’t know anything, do me the favor of dropping these insinuations of knowledge. If you do know anything, it’s up to you to tell me. You’ve been hinting around in one way or another ever since Benson was shot. If you’ve got any idea who killed him, I want to know it.”

  He leaned back and took out a cigar. Not once did he look up as he carefully clipped the end and lit it. I think he was a little ashamed at having given way to his anger.

  Vance had sat apparently unconcerned during the outburst. At length he stretched his legs and gave Markham a long contemplative look.

  “Y’ know, Markham old bean, I don’t blame you a bit for your unseemly ebullition. The situation has been most provokin’. But now, I fancy, the time has come to put an end to the comedietta. I really haven’t been spoofing, y’ know. The fact is, I’ve some most int’restin’ ideas on the subject.”

  He stood up and yawned.

  “It’s a beastly hot day, but it must be done—eh, what?

  ‘So nigh is grandeur to our dust,

  So near is God to man.

  When duty whispers low, Thou must,

  The youth replies, I can.’

  I’m the noble youth, don’t y’ know. And you’re the voice of duty—though you didn’t exactly whisper, did you?… Was aber ist deine Pflicht? And Goethe answered: Die Forderung des Tages. But—deuce take it!—I wish the demand had come on a cooler day.”

  He handed Markham his hat.

  “Come, Postume. To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.17 You are through with the office for today. Inform Swacker of the fact, will you?—there’s a dear! We attend upon a lady—Miss St. Clair, no less.”

  Markham realized that Vance’s jesting manner was only the masquerade of a very serious purpose. Also, he knew that Vance would tell him what he knew or suspected only in his own way, and that, no matter how circuitous and unreasonable that way might appear, Vance had excellent reasons for following it. Furthermore, since the unmasking of Captain Leacock’s purely fictitious confession, he was in a state of mind to follow any suggestion that held the faintest hope of getting at the truth. He therefore rang at once for Swacker and informed him he was quitting the office for the day.

  In ten minutes we were in the subway on our way to 94 Riverside Drive.

  CHAPTER 20

  A LADY EXPLAINS

  (Wednesday, June 19; 4:30 P.M.)

  “The quest for enlightenment upon which we are now embarked,” said Vance, as we rode uptown, “may prove a bit tedious. But you must exert your willpower and bear with me. You can’t imagine what a ticklish task I have on my hands. And it’s not a pleasant one either. I’m a bit too young to be sentimental and yet, d’ ye know, I’m half inclined to let your culprit go.”

  “Would you mind telling me why we are calling on Miss St. Clair?” asked Markham resignedly.

  Vance amiably complied. “Not at all. Indeed, I deem it best for you to know. There are several points connected with the lady that need eluc’dation. First, there are the gloves and the handbag. Nor poppy nor mandragora shall ever medicine thee to that sweet sleep which thou ow’dst yesterday until you have learned about those articles—eh, what? Then, you recall, Miss Hoffman told us that the major was lending an ear when a certain lady called upon Benson the day he was shot. I suspect that the visitor was Miss St. Clair; and I am rather curious to know what took place in the office that day and why she came back later. Also, why did she go to Benson’s for tea that afternoon? And what part did the jewels play in the chit-chat? But there are other items. For example: Why did the captain take his gun to her? What makes him think she shot Benson?—he really believes it, y’ know. And why did she think that he was guilty from the first?”

  Markham looked skeptical.

  “You expect her to tell us all this?”

  “My hopes run high,” returned Vance. “With her verray parfit gentil knight jailed as a self-confessed murderer, she will have nothing to lose by unburdening her soul.… But we must have no blustering. Your police brand of aggressive cross-examination will, I assure you, have no effect upon the lady.”

  “Just how do you propose to elicit your information?”

  “With morbidezza, as the painters say. Much more refined and gentlemanly, y’ know.”

  Markham considered a moment. “I think I’ll keep out of it, and leave the Socratic elenctus entirely to you.”

  “An extr’ordin’rily brilliant suggestion,” said Vance.

  When we arrived Markham announced over the house telephone that he had come on a vitally important mission; and we were received by Miss St. Clair without a moment’s delay. She was apprehensive, I imagine, concerning the whereabouts of Captain Leacock.

  As she sat before us in her little drawing room overlooking the Hudson, her face was quite pale, and her hands, though tightly clasped, trembled a little. She had lost much of her cold reserve, and there were unmistakable signs of sleepless worry about her eyes.

  Vance went directly to the point. His tone was almost flippant in its lightness: it at once relieved the tension of the atmosphere, and gave an air bordering on inconsequentiality to our visit.

  “Captain Leacock has, I regret to inform you, very foolishly confessed to the murder of Mr. Benson. But we are not entirely satisfied with his bona fides. We are, alas! awash between Scylla and Charybdis. We can not decide whether the captain is a deep-dyed villain or a chevalier sans peur et sans reproche. His story of how he accomplished the dark deed is a bit sketchy; he is vague on certain essential details; and—what’s most confusin’—he turned the lights off in Benson’s hideous living room by a switch which pos’tively doesn’t exist. Cons’quently, the suspicion has crept into my mind that he has co
ncocted this tale of derring-do in order to shield someone whom he really believes guilty.”

  He indicated Markham with a slight movement of the head.

  “The district attorney here does not wholly agree with me. But then, d’ ye see, the legal mind is incredibly rigid and unreceptive once it has been invaded by a notion. You will remember that, because you were with Mr. Alvin Benson on his last evening on earth, and for other reasons equally irrelevant and trivial, Mr. Markham actu’lly concluded that you had had something to do with the gentleman’s death.”

  He gave Markham a smile of waggish reproach, and went on: “Since you, Miss St. Clair, are the only person whom Captain Leacock would shield so heroically, and since I, at least, am convinced of your own innocence, will you not clear up for us a few of those points where your orbit crossed that of Mr. Benson?… Such information cannot do the captain or yourself any harm, and it very possibly will help to banish from Mr. Markham’s mind his lingering doubts as to the captain’s innocence.”

  Vance’s manner had an assuaging effect upon the woman; but I could see that Markham was boiling inwardly at Vance’s animadversions on him, though he refrained from any interruption.

  Miss St. Clair stared steadily at Vance for several minutes.

  “I don’t know why I should trust you, or even believe you,” she said evenly; “but now that Captain Leacock has confessed—I was afraid he was going to, when he last spoke to me—I see no reason why I should not answer your questions.… Do you truly think he is innocent?”

  The question was like an involuntary cry; her pent-up emotion had broken through her carapace of calm.

  “I truly do,” Vance avowed soberly. “Mr. Markham will tell you that before we left his office, I pleaded with him to release Captain Leacock. It was with the hope that your explanations would convince him of the wisdom of such a course that I urged him to come here.”

  Something in his tone and manner seemed to inspire her confidence.

  “What do you wish to ask me?” she asked.

  Vance cast another reproachful glance at Markham, who was restraining his outraged feelings only with difficulty; and then turned back to the woman.

  “First of all, will you explain how your gloves and handbag found their way into Mr. Benson’s house? Their presence there has been preying most distressin’ly on the district attorney’s mind.”

  She turned a direct, frank gaze upon Markham.

  “I dined with Mr. Benson at his invitation. Things between us were not pleasant, and when we started for home, my resentment of his attitude increased. At Times Square I ordered the chauffeur to stop—I preferred returning home alone. In my anger and my haste to get away, I must have dropped my gloves and bag. It was not until Mr. Benson had driven off that I realized my loss, and having no money, I walked home. Since my things were found in Mr. Benson’s house, he must have taken them there himself.”

  “Such was my own belief,” said Vance. “And—my word!—it’s a deucedly long walk out here, what?”

  He turned to Markham with a tantalizing smile.

  “Really, y’ know, Miss St. Clair couldn’t have been expected to reach here before one.”

  Markham, grim and resolute, made no reply.

  “And now,” pursued Vance, “I should love to know under what circumst’nces the invitation to dinner was extended.”

  A shadow darkened her face, but her voice remained even.

  “I had been losing a lot of money through Mr. Benson’s firm, and suddenly my intuition told me that he was purposely seeing to it that I did lose, and that he could, if he desired, help me to recoup.” She dropped her eyes. “He had been annoying me with his attentions for some time; and I didn’t put any despicable scheme past him. I went to his office and told him quite plainly what I suspected. He replied that if I’d dine with him that night, we could talk it over. I knew what his object was, but I was so desperate I decided to go anyway, hoping I might plead with him.”

  “And how did you happen to mention to Mr. Benson the exact time your little dinner party would terminate?”

  She looked at Vance in astonishment but answered unhesitatingly. “He said something about making a gay night of it; and then I told him—very emphatically—that if I went, I would leave him sharply at midnight, as was my invariable rule on all parties.… You see,” she added, “I study very hard at my singing, and going home at midnight, no matter what the occasion, is one of the sacrifices—or rather, restrictions—I impose on myself.”

  “Most commendable and most wise!” commented Vance. “Was this fact generally known among your acquaintances?”

  “Oh, yes. It even resulted in my being nicknamed Cinderella.”

  “Specifically, did Colonel Ostrander and Mr. Pfyfe know it?”

  “Yes.”

  Vance thought a moment.

  “How did you happen to go to tea at Mr. Benson’s home the day of the murder, if you were to dine with him that night?”

  A flush stained her cheeks. “There was nothing wrong in that,” she declared. “Somehow, after I had left Mr. Benson’s office, I revolted against my decision to dine with him, and I went to his house—I had gone back to the office first, but he had left—to make a final appeal and to beg him to release me from my promise. But he laughed the matter off and, after insisting that I have tea, sent me home in a taxicab to dress for dinner. He called for me about half past seven.”

  “And when you pleaded with him to release you from your promise, you sought to frighten him by recalling Captain Leacock’s threat; and he said it was only a bluff.”

  Again the woman’s astonishment was manifest. “Yes,” she murmured.

  Vance gave her a soothing smile.

  “Colonel Ostrander told me he saw you and Mr. Benson at the Marseilles.”

  “Yes, and I was terribly ashamed. He knew what Mr. Benson was and had warned me against him only a few days before.”

  “I was under the impression the colonel and Mr. Benson were good friends.”

  “They were—up to a week ago. But the colonel lost more money than I did in a stock pool which Mr. Benson engineered recently, and he intimated to me very strongly that Mr. Benson had deliberately misadvised us to his own benefit. He didn’t even speak to Mr. Benson that night at the Marseilles.”

  “What about these rich and precious stones that accompanied your tea with Mr. Benson?”

  “Bribes,” she answered; and her contemptuous smile was a more eloquent condemnation of Benson than if she had resorted to the bitterest castigation. “The gentleman sought to turn my head with them. I was offered a string of pearls to wear to dinner, but I declined them. And I was told that if I saw things in the right light—or some such charming phrase—I could have jewels just like them for my very, very own—perhaps even those identical ones, on the twenty-first.”

  “Of course—the twenty-first.” Vance grinned. “Markham, are you listening? On the twenty-first Leander’s note falls due, and if it’s not paid, the jewels are forfeited.”

  He addressed himself again to Miss St. Clair.

  “Did Mr. Benson have the jewels with him at dinner?”

  “Oh, no! I think my refusal of the pearls rather discouraged him.”

  Vance paused, looking at her with ingratiating cordiality.

  “Tell us now, please, of the gun episode—in your own words, as the lawyers say, hoping to entangle you later.”

  But she evidently feared no entanglement.

  “The morning after the murder Captain Leacock came here and said he had gone to Mr. Benson’s house about half past twelve with the intention of shooting him. But he had seen Mr. Pfyfe outside and, assuming he was calling, had given up the idea and gone home. I feared that Mr. Pfyfe had seen him, and I told him it would be safer to bring his pistol to me and to say, if questioned, that he’d lost it in France.… You see, I really thought he had shot Mr. Benson and was—well, lying like a gentleman, to spare my feelings. Then, when he took the pistol from me
with the purpose of throwing it away altogether, I was even more certain of it.”

  She smiled faintly at Markham.

  “That was why I refused to answer your questions. I wanted you to think that maybe I had done it, so you’d not suspect Captain Leacock.”

  “But he wasn’t lying at all,” said Vance.

  “I know now that he wasn’t. And I should have known it before. He’d never have brought the pistol to me if he’d been guilty.”

  A film came over her eyes.

  “And—poor boy!—he confessed because he thought that I was guilty.”

  “That’s precisely the harrowin’ situation,” nodded Vance. “But where did he think you had obtained a weapon?”

  “I know many army men, friends of his and of Major Benson’s. And last summer at the mountains I did considerable pistol practice for the fun of it. Oh, the idea was reasonable enough.”

  Vance rose and made a courtly bow.

  “You’ve been most gracious—and most helpful,” he said. “Y’ see, Mr. Markham had various theories about the murder. The first, I believe, was that you alone were the Madam Borgia. The second was that you and the captain did the deed together—à quatre mains, as it were. The third was that the captain pulled the trigger a cappella. And the legal mind is so exquisitely developed that it can believe in several conflicting theories at the same time. The sad thing about the present case is that Mr. Markham still leans toward the belief that both of you are guilty, individually and collectively. I tried to reason with him before coming here; but I failed. Therefore, I insisted upon his hearing from your own charming lips your story of the affair.”

  He went up to Markham, who sat glaring at him with lips compressed.

  “Well, old chap,” he remarked pleasantly, “surely you are not going to persist in your obsession that either Miss St. Clair or Captain Leacock is guilty, what?… And won’t you relent and unshackle the captain as I begged you to?”

  He extended his arms in a theatrical gesture of supplication.