Shelter From The Storm: A Hard-Boiled New Orleans Legal Thriller (Tubby Dubonnet Mystery #4) (The Tubby Dubonnet Series)

by Tony Dunbar

  “You need to put in your fifty cents,” the judge reminded him.

  “That’s right, Judge. You watch him carefully,” Mrs. Pearl said, lighting her Pall Mall. “Now deal me one of them Aces you’re holding under the deck.”

  Rounding Algiers Point in the black of night, the tow boat Prissy Ann caught the wind broadside. Whitecaps slapped against the hull and broke over the deck, but it was the water and not the boat that gave way. A storm on the Mississippi River was nothing new to Captain Ambrose. His engines did not even hiccup, and his sturdy boat droned steadily on through the agitated dark sea.

  A German Shepherd paddling furiously across Earhart Boulevard in the dark encountered something unexpectedly human. It was floating, and he pressed his nose through the wispy hair and against the cold cheek. The form smelled of the river and city streets. It smelled dead. Momentarily confused, the dog swam beside the body for a few yards, before letting it go its way while he went his.

  CHAPTER XVII

  “What do you think about when you’re practicing law?” Marguerite asked Tubby.

  “What do you mean?” he asked. He was sitting at the room’s small round table looking at the dark through a crack in the curtain.

  “I’m just keeping the conversation going,” she said.

  Tubby pushed the curtains closed and swung around to look at her.

  “I try to imagine a place where it’s always safe and warm. What do you think about when you’re keeping track of the market in pork bellies?” He had learned that Marguerite worked for a commodities broker.

  “I think about going on a nice vacation.” She was on her stomach on top of the bed sampling macadamia nuts from a can she’d found in the mini-bar.

  “Where else have you gone?” he asked.

  “Oh, I went to Disney World one time, and there was a heat wave. And I’ve been to Cancun, but there was a hurricane and we had to go back to Mexico City, which I didn’t like. And then I came to Mardi Gras and it flooded.”

  “You’re no stranger to natural disasters then.”

  “Well, I haven’t had an earthquake yet, or a volcano, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was in store for me next year.”

  The telephone beeped softly, and Tubby jumped up to answer it.

  “Yes?”

  “Room service, sir. You asked us to call when we had the kitchen up again.”

  “Oh, yes,” Tubby said brightly.

  “I must tell you that the chef has abandoned the regular menu. He is serving tonight the following: as an appetizer, Crab Meat Imperial with Roasted Pecans, or shrimp fritters. For a soup we have a simple corn and potato, or a rich oyster and artichoke. For salad, we are serving only Boston Lettuce with pieces of walnuts. Our entrees are Oysters en Brochette with Mushroom Caps and Bacon, herbed chicken, or angel-hair pasta with a very light crawfish sauce. And the fish of the day is redfish.”

  “Incredible,” Tubby exhaled. He put his hand over the mouthpiece. “The cook is cleaning out the kitchen. We get tout le bataclan.”

  Not familiar with that dish, Marguerite just raised her eyebrows.

  “There are two of us,” Tubby said. “We’ll take both of the appetizers, both of the soups, two salads, the oysters en brochette and the chicken. You like pasta?” he asked Marguerite.

  She nodded.

  “And the pasta, too,” Tubby concluded. “Do you have wine?”

  “Of course. May I recommend a bottle of the Loire Valley Clos de Varenne Savennieres to start, or the Chateau Val Joanis, 1997, from the Cotes du Luberon with your meal?”

  “That would be just fine.”

  “Both?”

  “Yes, please.”

  “Excellent, sir. Will that be all?”

  “What else have you got?”

  “We have some very wonderful strawberries, and they must be eaten. We have no way to keep them cool. Would you like a bowl?”

  “Yes, I believe we would.” Tubby hung up and sank back in his chair, worn out.

  “A good meal?” Marguerite asked.

  “It might be fantastic. They’re cooking everything they’ve got.”

  “How soon do you think it’ll take to get here?”

  “I didn’t ask.”

  She put the plastic cap back on her macadamias. She rolled over onto her back and raised one long leg to look at her toes. “What do we do while we wait?” she asked aloud.

  Tubby studied her pale smooth ankle.

  “Let’s watch a movie,” he said, reaching for the remote on the nightstand.

  It turned out that the only one they hadn’t seen was Penelope’s Secret, for adults only.

  “Let’s give it a try. Might learn something,” Marguerite said to herself, pressing buttons.

  “You like naughty films?” she asked Tubby.

  “Some are better than others,” he said. He really was not very well versed in this area.

  The screen filled up with a man and a woman making love in a field of flowers on a hillside in France.

  “Those black boots you wear are very strange-looking,” Marguerite commented.

  Tubby laughed.

  “And they’re too tight,” he said. “I’d take ’em off, but I don’t know if I can.”

  “I might help you in a minute,” she said absently, engrossed in what was happening on screen. “How about a refill?” She waved her cup in the air.

  “At your service,” Tubby said, rising to the occasion.

  * * *

  “Ta-da!” Wendell sang as he proudly set his steaming bowl of gumbo on the table. He had lit the candles and gotten Big Top and Monk seated. Rue was still in the bedroom, but his place was set with a knife, fork, and napkin.

  “This is a very special Creole delicacy, created by a very high Georgia peach,” he said, standing back with clasped hands to admire his handiwork.

  Monk and Big Top had both washed up and were outfitted in dry shorts from Edward’s suitcase. They both went “Mmmm” in appreciation. Monk had a splendid gold Rolex on his wrist. Big Top was wearing a gaudy diamond necklace. He secretly thought he might give it to Monk when they got back to their house trailer in Wiggins. Their misgivings about Rue and the fate of their mission had been partially laid to rest by these tokens.

  Wendell crossed the room and tapped on the bedroom door.

  “Won’t you sit down, Mr. Rue?” he called.

  LaRue tried to resist the invitation, but the food smelled so good that he emerged from the back of the house. Sidling over to the table he joined the party.

  “Will you do the honors,” Wendell asked Edward, handing him a new bottle of wine. “And I’ll make the plates.”

  He put a big spoonful of rice into each bowl and ladled the gumbo over it. Steam rose from the table. He passed around a crisp loaf of French bread. “Now in just a minute I’ll bring out the main course,” he announced.

  “We don’t usually eat like this on a job,” Big Top said.

  Monk tasted his soup. “We don’t ever eat this good,” he said.

  “What kind of a job was it?” Edward inquired.

  The three robbers all ignored him.

  “I think this is such fun,” Wendell said on his way back to the kitchen. “I have a pecan pie for dessert.”

  * * *

  The cart that rolled through the door of room 209 was covered with silver serving dishes.

  Tubby had to flip on the light in the compact entry hall so that the waiter could see which way to push.

  “I’m short of cash,” Tubby said.

  “That’s all right, sir,” the uniformed attendant said, feeling an affinity for Tubby’s red toreador pants. “You can sign the back of the check and indicate your tip, and they’ll cash it for me at the bar.”

  “That’s cool,” Tubby said and scribbled.

  He wheeled the tray the rest of the way into the bedroom himself. The only light came from the flickering television set.

  “Let’s spread it all out,” he suggested.


  “I want the strawberries now,” she said dreamily.

  “What we have here is a feast.”

  She pressed the mute button and rolled over to see what lay hidden beneath the silver lids.

  “Now we won’t know how the movie comes out,” Tubby complained. The back of a woman’s head filled the screen. She was pumping relentlessly on something fleshy.

  Marguerite raised her eyebrows.

  “That was a joke,” he said. “I think we should begin with the Savennieres.” He fondled the dark green bottle lovingly and used the point of the corkscrew to peel back the foil. “We can sit at the table if you like.”

  “I’m comfortable here,” she said.

  “Suit yourself.” He took a warm loaf of French bread, the shrimp fritters, and the artichoke soup with him and sat down in one of the chairs.

  Marguerite ate a strawberry. “You’re looking at me,” she said.

  “You make such a pretty picture,” he said. “Sort of like an oil painting.”

  She extended one of her legs and admired her toes.

  “I’m too hungry to pose,” she said, and sat up. She joined Tubby at the table.

  He offered her soup and poured them each a glass of wine.

  “Are you very successful at what you do?” she asked.

  “I try to be,” he replied.

  “Are you married? I suppose I should have asked you that before I let you into my room.”

  “I’m divorced. Is that the right answer?”

  “Children?”

  “Three— all girls. The youngest is a sophomore in high school. The oldest goes to Sophie Newcomb. How about you?”

  “I was married once, when I was nineteen. It was a big mistake, and it only lasted two years.”

  “No kids?”

  “No, thank God.”

  Tubby tested the Boston lettuce salad with the pieces of walnuts.

  “You like your kids?” she asked him.

  “Yes, very much. I try to stay involved with their lives.”

  “That’s a nice thing to say.”

  “I didn’t mean it to sound nice. I’ve caused a lot of disruptions for them. But I suppose change is what life’s all about. They’re different people every week, it seems. I’m just trying to remain relevant.”

  “Well, I think it’s nice that fathers care about their daughters. Mine wanted to, but he never understood how.”

  “Where is he now?”

  “He passed away last year.”

  “I’m sorry to hear that.”

  “It’s okay. You ever want to have more kids?”

  “I guess I’m open to the possibility, if I ever, uh…” He shrugged.

  “I know, met the right woman. You still love your wife?”

  “Dining alone with a beautiful woman in a four-star hotel, I’d be a fool to say yes.”

  She fluttered her eyelashes at him. “I’m not looking for compliments, you know.”

  “Of course not. You don’t need to.”

  “Are you flirting with me?”

  Tubby smiled at her across the Crabmeat Imperial. Over her shoulder, the couple on the silent screen had reversed positions. The woman’s eyes were closed and her mouth was hanging open and repeating some word over and over again while she rocked back and forth.

  “Well, it’s okay if you are,” she said. “I guess I came to New Orleans to be flirted with.”

  “I’m out of practice,” Tubby said.

  “Me, too, to tell you the truth. I’ve discovered that life without men can be very peaceful.”

  “What do you like to do for fun, when you’re back home?” he asked.

  “I don’t like to go to the movies,” Marguerite replied.

  “Really? I don’t either.” Tubby was surprised.

  “I love to get away from the city. Sometimes a friend takes me out in his boat on Lake Michigan.”

  “I’ve got a boat. I take it out on Lake Pontchartrain or into the marshes. They’re very pretty. Maybe you’d like to go while you’re here.”

  “Haven’t you noticed, it’s flooding?”

  “Oh, yeah. I forgot. You ever go fishing?”

  “A few times. I had fun.”

  “I like to fish,” Tubby said. He was thinking that Jynx Margolis, the woman he sometimes went out with, answered all these questions wrong.

  “I know this will sound funny,” Marguerite said, “but I’ve got a motorcycle. It’s just a little Suzuki. I look forward to summers just so I can ride it. Not very adult, huh?”

  “You gotta be kidding! I have a motorcycle. It’s a Harley Hydra Glide.”

  “No way. You?”

  “What do you mean, me?”

  “A lawyer and everything?”

  “Just because I’m a lawyer doesn’t mean I don’t get a charge when that baby goes ‘Brmmm, brmmm.’” Tubby twisted an imaginary throttle with his fist. “I live to ride.”

  Marguerite rested her fork on her lower lip and smiled at him.

  “You just might do,” she said.

  “Do what?” he asked, but he was thinking that this relationship might be going somewhere.

  * * *

  “Now, what I want you to do,” LaRue instructed Big Top, “is to tie up these two assholes with their hands behind their backs. Then tie their feet together. Then put them on the floor, back to back, and tie them to each other. Then you and Monk can sleep on the couch or the chair, whatever you like, but be sure they don’t get loose.”

  All of those mentioned, who had been finishing up great slices of pecan pie, stared at him.

  “I enjoyed the supper,” LaRue said. “Anyone wants the rest of my pie can have it.”

  He shoved his chair back from the table and stood up.

  “There’s no need to do that,” Edward protested. “We aren’t going anywhere.”

  “You’re right about that,” LaRue said. “Monk, while Big Top’s tying them up, you come on back to the bedroom with me and we’ll talk about getting out of here tomorrow, rain or shine. Then you can explain it to Big Top.”

  “What about the dishes?” Wendell asked, horrified by the prospect of spending the night trussed up.

  LaRue bent over and slapped Wendell hard across the mouth.

  “I’ve been meaning to do that since I got here,” he told his shocked victim. “You can save ’em till morning or do ’em now, whatever you please, sweetheart.”

  CHAPTER XVIII

  It was Fat Tuesday.

  Tubby pulled the curtain aside to see what Mardi Gras morning had brought.

  Hallelujah! For the moment it was not raining, but it had been recently and looked like it would be again soon. He put on the soft white bathrobe the hotel provided and slid the glass doors aside to stand on the balcony.

  It was early, not much after six o’clock, and somewhere the sun was up. But in the old city of New Orleans a light cottony fog hung low over the buildings.

  There was standing water in the gutters, and the street and sidewalks were layered with debris. Bits of plastic, plant life, latex, and paper had been blended together into a single odiferous stew which was deposited in crusty swirls wherever the water had receded.

  Shopkeepers and club bouncers were beginning to venture into the street, assessing the damage and checking the sky for another onslaught. A slender brown woman in a tight black cocktail dress and high heels walked rapidly alone through the center of them all in the direction of Jackson Square. She disappeared in the mist.

  He heard the TV behind him, deeply inhaled the morning, and withdrew through the curtains. Marguerite had the local news on. She was propped up in bed, eating an apple.

  “Police Chief Pendleton said at a news conference that concluded just a few minutes ago that he has canceled, repeat, canceled, the Zulu and Rex Parades due to the extremely dangerous weather conditions throughout the City. Citing the flooding of numerous streets and neighborhoods, the power outages affecting much of our area, high winds, and the need for emergency v
ehicles to get through, the Chief, after consulting with the Mayor, has canceled the Zulu and Rex Parades. No word yet on the Elks or the Crescent City Truck Parades.

  “We do understand that arrangements are being made to transport Rex to City Hall where he will receive the keys to our very wet city from the mayor, and then to the Hilton Hotel, by boat or helicopter if necessary, to join his Queen. Some of the most severe flooding has been reported in the vicinity of that hotel and on downtown streets.”

  “Dick, have they figured out how the Queen of Comus and her court are getting to the hotel?”

  “They say they’re working on it, Stephanie. The idea of using a barge has been discussed.”

  “What are the most severe conditions, as you are hearing about them at City Hall?”

  “Apparently, Stephanie, though this has not been confirmed, Melpomene Pumping Station Number One at Broad and Jackson Avenue failed to function most of the night, further aggravating an overflow situation and contributing to the unprecedented flooding of the French Quarter. Reports that the operators of that station were asleep last night during the worst of the rainfall have been denied by Sewerage and Water Board officials. We’ve got flooding into houses in parts of Uptown, Desire, Lakeview, you name it, it’s general, it’s all over town. It’s all over this part of the state, actually. Plaquemines Parish is under water. But to repeat the main news, just a few minutes ago Chief Pendleton announced that he has canceled both the Zulu and the Rex Parades…”

  Marguerite slid out of bed, her nightgown opening to expose a slice of milk white skin, for his benefit he liked to think.

  “I have a headache,” she said and wandered into the bathroom. Tubby listened to her brushing her teeth and splashing water around.

  “I feel just fine,” he said to himself. He opened up one of the cans of orange juice in the miniature icebox and went back outside to stand on the balcony.

  A ragtag army of paraders in colorful costumes and pointy hats was working its way down the street toward him. They were tossing out a few trinkets and trying to carry the tune of “Its Carnival Time” on assorted wind instruments and drums.

  “It’s the Half-Fast Marching Club!” Tubby yelled through the curtains. “Marguerite, come quick. It’s a Mardi Gras parade!”