Maid Service

by Peter Birch

  “Swallow it,” Peter ordered, half expecting her to refuse.

  Her response was a weak nod, then a gulp, with her face screwed up in utter revulsion as she took his semen down into her belly. Peter began to apologize, wondering if he’d pushed her too far. But Sophie’s face broke suddenly into a wide, beaming grin.

  “Thank you!” she said brightly. “That was so … so humiliating.”

  “I’ll take that as a compliment,” Peter answered. “Now, once you’ve wiped your face, dressed and done your make-up, we’re off to Soho for the prettiest, kinkiest maid’s uniform money can buy. Then to Clive for another spanking.

  “Do I have to suck his cock?” Sophie asked, her voice as full of resentment as it had been with happiness a moment before.

  “Yes,” Peter answered, sure it was what she wanted to hear. “You have to suck his cock, and take it in your face, just like you did with me, and swallow.”

  She answered with a soft sigh, impossible to interpret, and as she began to rummage in her chest of drawers Peter shook his head and made a quite remark under his breath.

  “Catholic girls!”

  ♦♦♦♦

  “Presumably that won’t be their normal uniform?” Clive queried as he sat back in one of the leather armchairs provided by the smoking room at Lorrimer’s Club. “It’s very attractive, but a bit of a give-away, even with a coat over the top. When she turned up at the door, I thought she was naked underneath.”

  “I’ll choose something more demure once we get going,” Peter promised, before taking a pull on the fine Cuban cigar Clive had ordered for him.

  “Are we definitely going ahead then?” Ben asked eagerly.

  “There are still a few details to work out,” Peter assured him. “But yes, we are.”

  “Might I make a booking?” Ben went on.

  “Certainly,” Peter answered and reached into his top pocket for the slim black notebook he’d purchased in order to keep his private records. “Once Grove House Maids is registered as a company and fully up and running, you’ll be able to call up whenever you please. But for the moment, just leave everything to me.”

  “I’d like to make a booking myself, as it goes,” Gabriel put in. “Just as soon as you have the uniforms sorted out.”

  “I’ll make that a priority then,” Peter promised and took another pull on his cigar, followed by a swallow of gin and tonic.

  Sophie’s visit to Clive had been a great success. She had charmed him from the start, introducing herself with a curtsy and taking her coat off to reveal her uniform, then shyly confessing that she’d been sent for a spanking. Clive had risen to the occasion, turning her across his knee and pulling her knickers down for a happy few minutes that had grown happier still once she had her bottom warmed. She had sucked his cock, tugged him off in her face and swallowed what went in her mouth, exactly as promised. Or so Peter believed, as only one summation of the visit had been forthcoming. Sophie had been more than happy to confess her sins to him, while Clive had shown a very gentlemanly reticence. He’d been unable to keep it entirely to himself, though, and had told Ben and Gabriel before inviting them to join Peter and himself at Lorrimer’s. Peter was now basking in their admiration and enjoying the experience immensely, just as he had done at Broadfields when making a display of Tiffany or organizing the Great St. Monica’s Spanking Show.

  “We ought to put Peter up for membership here,” Ben suggested after a while.

  “Wouldn’t my little stay at Her Majesty’s pleasure be a problem?” Peter asked, trying not to betray his sudden surge of euphoria at the suggestion.

  “Not at all,” Gabriel assured him. “We have embezzlers, fraudsters of various sorts, a perjurer or two, mainly to do with finance or politics rather than aggravated assault or whatever it was. But all that was a long time ago. You’ll get in.”

  “Thank you,” Peter asked. “I’m very gratified.”

  “They let grammar school boys in nowadays,” Gabriel joked. “So why not the occasional convict? So how many of these scrumptious little poppets do you have on your books? Reliable ones, that is.”

  “A reasonable number,” Peter lied. “The recruiting is going well, but these things can’t be rushed.”

  “Absolutely,” Gabriel agreed, “and remember, we’re relying on you not to foul it up, myself especially.”

  “Discretion is my watchword,” he assured them, just as an idea hit him as to how to get around the fact that he had only one really safe girl at the moment. “Which is why I’m not going to launch the company properly until the wretched Inspector Lennox is out of the way. Any news, Clive? Did he kick when he heard that he couldn’t have all the resources he wanted?”

  “Not too violently,” Clive replied. “Or I’d have heard, and I haven’t. I suspect he’s decided to put promotion ahead of personal considerations, for the time being at least. So, while he won’t be actively looking for you, it would be foolhardy to run one of your clubs.”

  “That’s more or less what I’d expected,” Peter answered. “Thank you. So yes, I can take bookings, but only from the three of you. Sorry, could you excuse me a moment?”

  While he’d been speaking a man had walked past the door of the smoking room. He was tall, white haired, elderly but still brisk and with a distinctly military bearing, a man Peter was sure he recognized. There was no sign of him on reaching the lobby, so Peter turned to the beadle behind the desk, thinking back to his first visit so many years before as he spoke.

  “Is Charles Finch still a member?” he asked as the beadle looked up.

  “The Brigadier? Certainly, sir. He came in this very minute. He’ll be in the dining room, I would imagine.”

  “Thank you,” Peter answered.

  He was full of doubt as he made for the dining room door. Since his expulsion from Broadfields and subsequent imprisonment he barely spoken to any of his family, all of whom had chosen to put the worst possible construction on his actions. Even before that he had earned his father’s disapproval by refusing to go into the army and his mother’s when she had discovered his hoards of pornographic magazines and photosets—the majority of which were dedicated to spanking. He had always assumed that his Uncle Charles shared his father’s views, but up until that point they had always gotten on well and more than twenty years had now passed since his disgrace.

  “Uncle Charles?” he asked as he approached, painfully aware of the sudden catch in his voice.

  His uncle turned, his face registering surprise, with recognition dawning only slowly, but when he began to speak it came in a rush.

  “Good Heavens, Peter, the black sheep himself! No, don’t take offence. I’m very pleased to see you, but what are you doing here? Are you a member?”

  “I’m being put up for membership,” Peter answered, now fighting to hold back tears as the old man extended a hand in greeting. “I was lunching with some friends and I saw you pass the door. I had no idea …”

  “That I was still alive,” his uncle filled in for him. “Well I am, and I aim to be for a few years yet. Sit down, tell me what you’ve been up to all these years, or do you need to get back to your friends?”

  “I’ll join you if I may,” Peter answered. “My friends will be coming through in a moment and I’m sure they’ll understand.”

  He sat down, nearly overwhelmed by a sense of gratitude stronger even than when he had met Ben Thompson on Westminster Bridge. So strong was this unexpected response that he was obliged to use the menu to hide his face until he could recover. His uncle seemed genuinely pleased to see him and tactfully avoided any mention of Peter’s disgrace as they began to talk, getting on so well that when the others came in they simply joined the same table. Only then did mention of Broadfields become inevitable.

  “They take girls nowadays, you know,” Charles remarked. “A good thing too, if you ask me.”


  “My daughters are down for Grove House,” Ben replied. “We put their names down as soon as the rules were changed. Daniel’s Clementine was one of the first year’s intake … no, the second or third, I think.”

  “I put both the boys down as soon as they were born,” Gabriel supplied. “You have to, or there’s a fair chance they won’t get in. Mark you, it’s all about money these days, and by the time they’re through university I don’t suppose having been to a decent school will mean all that much anymore.

  “Look at Robertson,” Charles put in. “Started as a private, and a servant before that, ended up as Chief of the Imperial General Staff. Mark you, when he was about you couldn’t get into Broadfields unless you were the son of a gentlemen. It’s in the statutes, or it was at the time.”

  The conversation continued with lunch, growing gradually more nostalgic and gradually more indulgent, until it seemed as if the only really worthwhile thing to be doing on Saturday at lunchtime was sitting in a British gentleman’s club eating lunch with old friends, ideally from the same school. Never once did the conversation exclude Peter and, although his sense of detachment remained, the desire to see Broadfields again grew stronger with every rose-tinted reminiscence and with every glass of wine. By the time they had retired to the smoking room for brandy and more of the Cuban cigars, his mind was made up.

  ♦♦♦♦

  Looking down on the rooftops of Broadfields, Peter’s feelings of nostalgia had reached the level of physical pain. Little had changed, save for a cluster of new buildings in the valley, but Grove House looked exactly as it had when he’d stared back from the window of the police car twenty-one years before. He could see the window of his bedsit, and above it the gray lead on the roof where he’d climbed up to carve his name below that of his Uncle Charles and others who’d had the courage to climb up from the fifth form dormitory window. The headmaster’s house was also visible, although he knew Porter had long since retired. Other landmarks included the river, leading away to the west, although St. Monica’s was invisible beyond the low, wooded ridge of the hill, where he could just make out the line of an all too familiar railway cutting.

  He had timed his trip with care. The summer term had ended a few days before and not many people were around, allowing him to drive down the hill and in through the main gates to park in the spaces normally occupied by masters’ cars. Close up, the place had an unfamiliar, sleepy air. The changes were more evident, with the new buildings raw against the familiar weathered brick and flint. Only the very heart of the place seemed unchanged, with the great ironbound doors standing wide, just as they had when Daniel Stewart escorted him through them on his final walk so many years before. Inside was no different either, although strangely quiet. The doors to the refectory and Grove House were unchanged, while the notice boards beside the masters’ common room were the same as ever, down to the notices announcing what had presumably been the last games of term.

  Peter stepped closer, smiling at his own foolish feelings as he read the list and remembered how he’d always scanned the names with the hope that his own would not be included, thus allowing him to make a trip to a nearby village for drinks and cigarettes, or to make for St. Monica’s to watch the girls at play in their gym knickers. The memory made his smile grow broad and wicked, only for his mouth to come open in surprise as he read down the names on the list for the senior hockey game. Right at the bottom, penned in as if it had been an afterthought, was one name that had haunted his dreams for years—Rhiannon O’Neil.

  Bitter disappointment followed close on the heels of his surprise. As a senior girl at Broadfields she couldn’t possibly be more than nineteen, which meant she was not his daughter, something he’d long suspected and hoped for. He swore gently under his breath, and was about to take the hockey list as a memento when a voice spoke almost in his ear.

  “Can I help you?”

  Peter spun around to find a man looking at him. He was young, of middling build and dressed in slightly scruffy tweeds, suggesting that was a master.

  “I’m an old boy, Ben Thompson,” he replied, deciding it was probably better not to reveal his true identity. “Sorry, I was just having a look around.”

  “That’s fine,” the man replied “But you are supposed to make an appointment for a monitor. I’m busy myself, but there are a few senior pupils around, if …”

  “I don’t suppose Rhiannon O’Neil is here,” Peter asked on sudden impulse. “I used to know her mother.”

  “O’Neil?” the master answered. “Yes, she is as a matter of fact. Her parents are out in Saudi. He’s an engineer, I believe.”

  “Yes, of course,” Peter answered. “Although it’s been years since I saw either of them.”

  “One moment,” the master said, and disappeared through the doors of Grove House.

  Peter stood waiting, his heart hammering in his chest, at once full of expectation and apprehension for his impulsive query, but very glad indeed he’d had the sense to claim to be Ben Thompson. He also felt a lot of guilt, for breaking his promise not to interfere in any way with Tiffany’s new life. He kept telling himself he ought to make straight for his car and leave, yet he found himself fixed to the spot until at length the doors of Grove House swung open once more. The master stepped through, followed by a girl a good two inches taller than him, so slim she seemed more gawky than elegant. She had bright, copper colored hair tied up in a high ponytail and a pale, delicate face marked by a splash of freckles. Still, she was painfully familiar and he found himself gaping like a goldfish. As the master made a brief introduction, her initially mildly irritated expression changed to open exasperation, as though she thought she’d been asked to show the school to some halfwit.

  “I must be on my way,” the master said and he was gone, leaving Peter desperately searching for something to say as Rhiannon’s expression changed once more, to wide-eyed astonishment.

  “Peter Finch!” she exclaimed. “You’re Peter Finch!”

  “Don’t scream!” he begged. “Please don’t scream!”

  “I’m not going to scream,” she told him, now with laughter in her voice, which also carried a soft Irish lilt. “Why do you think I would scream?”

  “I, uh … no reason,” he managed. “You recognize me, obviously, but …”

  “Mum keeps your photo in her diary,” Rhiannon answered. “The picture from the newspaper, outside the court.”

  “Ah, yes, that one,” Peter said. “I …”

  “She’s always talking about you,” Rhiannon went on. “Especially if she’s had a drink, or been arguing with Dad. But what are you doing here?”

  “I came to look around,” he told her, “and I saw your name on the notice board. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the chance of meeting you.”

  “I’d better show you around then,” she offered. “As that’s what I’m supposed to be doing, Peter Finch.”

  There was a glitter in her eyes as she beckoned him to follow her, making him wonder exactly how much she knew. While the knowledge that Tiffany still kept his picture had him on the verge of tears. Indeed, so strong was his emotion that he barely noticed the sweet rotation of Rhiannon’s neat little rump beneath her skirt as she led him up the stairs, nor the impressive length of her pale, slender legs. Her own reaction to their meeting was very different—happy, excited chatter and bright-eyed smiles that occasionally gave way to a curious, almost calculating look. She was like Tiffany in many ways, vivacious, mercurial, openly rebellious in her attitudes, and even if she lacked her mother’s easy poise she was full of confidence.

  “That’s about it, really,” she was saying as they finished their brief tour of Grove House. “The same old dump, I expect?”

  Peter had been walking in a daze, taking in every detail, changed and unchanged, and simply nodded.

  “Why don’t you take me to lunch then?” she asked, as bold and easy as if h
e’d been a favorite uncle.

  “With pleasure,” Peter answered, fascinated as much as disconcerted by the quality of her attention. “Is your housemaster or somebody around? We probably ought to ask if it’s alright, or at least tell somebody.”

  “Term’s over,” she answered. “I’ve left, really, or I would have done if I’d been able to get an earlier flight. Who cares, anyway? I make my own choices.”

  “I’m sure you do,” he answered, reflecting that as an adult she could do as she pleased. “Okay, how about the Oak at Yattendon?”

  “We never go there. It’s always full of teachers. You’ve got a car, haven’t you? Why not drive up to Goring? There’s a lovely place, right on the river, where we’ll be safe.”

  “Safe?” Peter queried.

  “Oh, you know what they’re like,” she went on. “Always in a fuss over nothing. I … I’m supposed to be gated6. But I don’t see how I can be, when term’s finished and I’m leaving.”

  “That’s true,” Peter said, somewhat doubtfully. “What were you gated for?”

  Rhiannon gave him an arch look and her cream pale skin took on a touch of color as she replied.

  “I expect you know what a toasty girl is?”

  “Yes,” Peter answered, fascinated, despite his best efforts to appear otherwise.

  “I made mine wash her mouth out with soap,” Rhiannon went on blithely. “For calling me a bitch. She didn’t mind, really, but Miss Laindon came in while I was doing it, and of course Clemmie couldn’t tell the truth. So I got gated.”

  “Clemmie?” Peter asked. “Not Clementine Stewart?”

  “How did you know?” Rhiannon demanded. “Oh yes, you and her dad must have been here at the same time. I should have taken a leaf out of your book, really, shouldn’t I? I should have taken her out to the old railway cutting and given her a good spanking.”

  Peter didn’t answer, rendered speechless not only for what she had said, but for the immense relish she’d put into the final word. She threw him another of her odd, sidelong looks and then carried on as they left the main buildings.