The Tale of Krispos

by Harry Turtledove

  But everyone in the Amphitheater could hear him. He thought of that as magic of a sort, though in fact it was nothing more—or less—than cleverly crafted acoustics. When he spoke from the Emperor’s seat, it was as if he spoke straight into the ear of all the tens of thousands of men, women, and children who packed the arena.

  “People of Videssos,” he said, and then again, after his first words won quiet, “people of Videssos, after today the sun, the symbol of the lord with the great and good mind, turns to the north once more. Try as Skotos will, he has not the power to pull it from the sky. May the solstice and the days that follow it give everyone a lesson: even when darkness seems deepest, longer, brighter days lie ahead. And when darkness seems deepest, we celebrate to show we know it cannot rule us. Now let the Midwinter’s Day festivities begin!”

  He knew the cheer that rose had more to do with his opening the festival than with what he’d said. Nonetheless, the noise avalanched down on him from all sides until his head rang with it; just as from the Emperor’s seat his voice flew throughout the Amphitheater, so every sound within the stone bowl was focused and magnified there.

  Though he’d known in advance his speech would be largely ignored, he spoke, as always, from the center of what most concerned him at the moment. The people would forget his words the moment they were gone; he tried to take them to heart. When things seemed blackest, carrying on was never easy. But if you didn’t carry on, how could you make your way to better times?

  Squeals of glee greeted the first mime troupe to appear. The crowd’s laughter dinned around Krispos as the performers, some dressed as soldiers, others as horses, pretended to be stuck in the mud. Even if they did lampoon his ill-fated campaign in the westlands, he found himself amused at first. Their act was highly polished, as were most that appeared in the Amphitheater. Rotten fruit and sometimes stones greeted troupes that did not live up to what the city folk thought their due.

  The next group of mimes put on a skit whose theme puzzled Krispos. One of their number wore a costume that turned him into a skeleton. The other three seemed to be servants. They brought him ever more elaborate meals, finally wheeling out a prop feast that looked sumptuous enough to feed half the people in the Amphitheater. But the fellow in the skeleton suit refused everything with comic vehemence, and finally lay stiff and still in the dirt of the racetrack. His underlings picked him up and hauled him away.

  The audience didn’t quite know what to make of that show, either. Most of them sat on their hands. A few roared laughter; a couple of shouts of “Blasphemy!” rang out.

  Krispos got up and walked over to Oxeites the patriarch, who sat a few yards down the spine from his own place. “Blasphemy?” he asked. “Where is the blasphemy—for that matter, where is the point?—in refusing food, most holy sir? Or does the blasphemy lie in mocking that refusal?”

  “Your Majesty, I do not know.” The patriarch sounded worried to admit it. Well he might; if he could not untie a theological knot, who in Videssos the city could?

  All the performers in the professional mime troupes were male. It wasn’t that way in peasant villages like the one where Krispos had grown up; he smiled to remember the village women and girls doing wicked impressions of their husbands and brothers. But the fellow who played a woman in the next troupe seemed so feminine and so voluptuous that the Avtokrator, who knew perfectly well what he was, found lubricious thoughts prancing through his mind all the same.

  The performer turned his—or her—wiles on another member of the troupe, one dressed in a robe of priestly blue. The cleric proved slaveringly eager to oblige.

  The crowd howled laughter. No one yelled “Blasphemy!” Krispos turned to Oxeites again. He contented himself with raising a questioning eyebrow; if he spoke from the Emperor’s seat, the whole Amphitheater would hear him.

  Oxeites coughed in embarrassment. “There was, Your Majesty, an, ah, unfortunate incident concerning celibacy while you were, ah, on campaign.”

  Krispos walked over to the patriarch’s chair so he could talk without being overheard. “I saw no written reports on this, most holy sir. Did you think it would escape my notice? If so, do not make such a mistake again. When a priest drags the reputation of the temples through the bath-houses, I will find out about it Have I made myself clear enough?”

  “Y-yes, Your Majesty.” The patriarch was as pale as the pearls that ran riot over his regalia. Keeping unsavory secrets secret was part of the game of Videssian bureaucracy, secular and ecclesiastical alike. Getting found out meant you’d lost a round in that game.

  The Avtokrator began to hope the mimes, poke fun at him as they might, would largely forget Phostis’ kidnapping. That hope lasted until the next troupe came on and lampooned him for misplacing his eldest son; by the way the actor in fancy robes portrayed Krispos, his heir might have been a gold coin that had fallen through a hole in his belt pouch. The fellow kept looking behind prop bushes and under stones, as if certain he’d turn up the vanished heir in a moment.

  The audience thought it all very funny. Krispos looked over to see how his other two sons were taking the mimes. He’d seldom seen such rage on Katakolon’s face; his youngest son seemed ready to grab a bow and do his best to slaughter the whole troupe. The pretty girl next to Katakolon had her face carefully blank, as if she wanted to laugh but didn’t dare.

  A few seats away, Evripos was laughing as hard as some tinker up near the top row of the Amphitheater. He happened to catch Krispos’ eye. He choked and grew sober as abruptly as if he’d been caught in some unnatural act. Krispos nodded grimly, as if to say Evripos had better keep himself quiet He knew his second son hungered for the throne; in Evripos’ shoes, he would have hungered for it, too. But displaying exultation because his brother had disappeared would not do.

  By the time the last troupe made its bows and left the Amphitheater, the year’s shortest day was almost done. By then, several troupes had satirized Phostis’ kidnapping. Krispos endured it as best he could. Evripos sat so still, he might have been carved from stone.

  To end the show, Krispos spoke to the crowd. “Tomorrow the sun will come sooner and leave the sky later. Once again Skotos”—he spat in rejection of the evil god—“has failed to steal the light. May Phos bless you all, and may your days also be long and filled with light.”

  The crowd cheered, almost universally forgetting they’d giggled at the Avtokrator’s expense bare minutes before. That was the way of crowds, Krispos knew. He’d started learning how to manipulate the Videssian mob while still a groom in Petronas’ service, to help push out Anthimos’ then-vestiarios so he could take the eunuch’s place. The decades that had passed since had done little to increase his respect for the people in a collective body.

  He got up from the Emperor’s seat and took a few steps away from the acoustical focus. Only then could he privately talk aloud, even to himself. “Well, it’s over,” he said. He’d got through it, his family had got through it, and he didn’t think any of the skits had done him permanent harm. Given the way the preceding few months had gone, he could hardly have hoped for better.

  Twilight deepened quickly as, in the company of parasol-bearers and Haloga bodyguards, he made his way out of the Amphitheater. He, of course, had his own special exit. Had he wanted to, he could have gone straight back to the palaces under a covered way. But walking through the plaza of Palamas, as he had on the way to the mime show in the Amphitheater, gave him a chance to finger the pulse of the city. Ceremonial separated him from his subjects too much as things were. When he got a chance like this, he took it, and so he headed back toward the imperial residence through the square.

  More bonfires burned there now than had when he went into the Amphitheater. People coming out of the mime show queued up to jump over them and burn away the year’s accumulated misfortune. A few turned their heads as the Emperor and his retinue went by. One or two even called out, “Joy on the day, Your Majesty!”

  “And to you and yours,” he c
alled back. On impulse, he added, “May I beg to steal a place in line?”

  Men and women scrambled out of the way to give him what he’d asked for. Some of the Halogai stayed close by him; others, knowing Videssian ways, hurried to the far side of the fire. Krispos took a running start. The scarlet imperial boots were less than perfect footgear for running, but he managed. Leaping with all his strength, he yelled, “Burn, ill-luck!” as he soared over and through the flames. Maybe, as he’d said earlier in the day, it would do no good. But how could it do harm?

  He landed heavily, staggering. One of the guardsmen grabbed his arm and steadied him. “Thanks,” he said. His heart pounded, his breath came quick. A run and a jump—was that exerting himself? When he first took the throne, he’d have laughed at the idea. Now it seemed less funny. He shrugged. The only alternative to getting older was not getting any older. This wasn’t perfect, but it was better.

  A couple of bonfires over, a young man stooped to ignite a torch. He waved it over his head. Sparks flew through the night. The young man weaved among slower-moving people in the square. Still waving his torch, he shouted, “The gleaming path! Phos bless the gleaming path!”

  For a moment, the cry did not register with Krispos. Then he stopped in midstride, stared, and pointed toward the young man. “That is a Thanasiot. Arrest him!”

  Thinking back afterward, he realized he could have handled things better. Some of his guards dashed after the Thanasiot. So did some people in the crowd. Others, mistaking Krispos’ target, chased the wrong man—several wrong men—and got in the way of those pursuing the right one. Shouts and fistfights erupted.

  The young heretic kept right on running and kept right on chanting the Thanasiot war cry. To Krispos’ horror, he cast his torch into one of the wood-and-canvas market stalls that were closed for the Midwinter’s Day celebration. Flames clung and began to grow.

  All at once Krispos, a lump of ice in his belly, wished the holiday had seen a blizzard or, better yet, a driving rainstorm. Rain in the westlands when I didn’t want it, he thought wildly, but none now when I can really use it. The weather was not playing fair.

  Neither were the Thanasioi. That first arsonist, no longer obvious for what he was as soon as he’d thrown his torch, vanished into the crowd. But others of his kind dashed here and there, waving torches and yelling acclaim for the gleaming path. In fewer than half a dozen minutes, more than half a dozen fires began to burn.

  The people in the plaza of Palamas surged like the sea in storm, some toward the blazes but many more away from them. Fire in Videssos the city—fire in any town—was a great terror, for the means of fighting it were so pitifully few. Great fires, with winds whipping walls of flame ahead of them, had slain thousands and burned out whole quarters of the city. Most of those—all of them, as far as Krispos knew—sprang from lightning or accident. To use fire in a city—in the city—as a weapon…Krispos shivered. The Thanasioi were not playing fair, either.

  He tried to pull himself together. “Bucket and siphon men!” he yelled to one of the chamberlain. “Fetch them on the double!”

  “Aye, Your Majesty.” The eunuch pelted into the palace compound. A company of firemen was stationed there, attached to the imperial guards. Several other companies had bases in other parts of the city. They were brave, they were skilled, they were even useful if they could get to a fire before it went wild. But if the Thanasioi were throwing torches around in the Forum of the Ox as well as the plaza of Palamas, and in the coppersmiths’ district, and over by the High Temple, some of those blazes would surely get loose.

  Krispos shouted, “Twenty goldpieces for every arsonist slain, fifty for every one taken alive!” With luck, the price differential would keep cutthroats from murdering innocent bystanders and then claiming a reward.

  “Will you retire to the palaces, Your Majesty?” Barsymes asked.

  “No.” Krispos saw he’d surprised the vestiarios. He explained, “I want to be seen fighting this madness. I’ll do it from the plaza here.”

  “As you say, Your Majesty,” Barsymes answered in the peculiarly toneless voice he used when he thought Krispos was making a mistake.

  Before long, Krispos, too, wondered if he hadn’t made a mistake. Messengers who ran to the palaces didn’t find him there. Because of that, he learned later than he should have that not only arson but also full-scale rioting had broken out in some of the poorer districts of the city. The two went hand in hand in every Avtokrator’s nightmares: arson might leave him without a capital to rule, while riots could keep him from ruling at all.

  But setting up his headquarters out where the people could see him had advantages, too. Not only did he shout for men to form a bucket brigade from the nearest fountain, he pitched in and passed buckets himself. “This is my city as well as yours,” he told anyone who would listen. “We all have to work together to save it if we can.”

  For a while, that looked anything but certain. A bucket brigade was hopelessly inadequate to put out a fire once it got going. Even if some excited citizens didn’t know that much, Krispos did. At his direction, the fellows at the far end of the brigade concentrated on wetting down the buildings and market stalls around the growing blaze to try to keep it from spreading.

  He was beginning to think even that would be beyond their power when someone yelled, “Here’s the fire company!”

  “Oh, Phos be praised,” Krispos panted. Already his shoulders ached from unaccustomed exertion; tomorrow, he suspected, he would be stiff and sore all over. Well, he’d worry about that tomorrow. Tonight, fighting the fire counted for more. He silently thanked the good god that, while he’d put on weight since he came to the throne, he hadn’t got so fat as to kill himself if he had to do physical labor.

  Instead of a hand bucket, the fire crew carried a great wooden tub on poles like those of a sedan chair. They filled it at the fountain, then—with shouts of “Gangway!”—dashed to the fire. Instead of dumping the big bucket on the blaze, two of the men worked a hand pump mounted in the bucket, while a third directed the stream of water that issued from the nozzle of an oiled canvas hose.

  The bucket brigade shifted its efforts to keeping the tub full. Even so, it emptied faster than they could pour water into it. The firemen snatched it up by its cradle, filled it at the fountain again, then lugged it back with much swearing and grunting. The pumpers worked like men possessed; the fellow at the hose, a gray-haired veteran named Thokyodes, played his stream right at the heart of the blaze.

  That second tubful began to give the fire company the upper hand. The blaze had eaten two or three stalls and damaged a couple of others, but it would not turn into a conflagration. Thokyodes came over to Krispos and greeted him with a crisp military salute, clenched fist over heart. “You called us in good time, Your Majesty. We’ve managed to save this lot.”

  “Not the first service you’ve done the city—or me,” Krispos answered; Thokyodes had served on the fire crews for longer than Krispos had been Emperor. “I wish I could tell you to stand easy the rest of the night, but I fear we’ll have more fires set.”

  “Ah, well, Midwinter’s Day is always a nervous time for us.” Thokyodes stopped, staring at the Avtokrator. “Set, did you say? This wasn’t just one of the bonfires’ blowing embers that caught?”

  “I wish it had been,” Krispos said. “But no, no such luck. The Thanasioi are raising riot, and when they riot, they seem to like to burn, too. The less anyone has, the better they’re pleased.”

  Thokyodes made a horrible face. “They’re fornicating crazy, begging your pardon, Your Majesty. Those bastards ever see anybody who’s burned to death? They ever smelled a burned corpse? They ever try rebuilding what’s been burned down?”

  “I don’t think they care about any of that. All they want is to get out of the material world as fast as they can.”

  “Send ’em on to me, then,” Thokyodes growled. He carried a hatchet at his belt, to break down a wall so he could use his siphon or br
eak through a door if he needed to effect a rescue. Now he grabbed the oak handle as if he had something else in mind for the tool. “Aye, I’ll send ’em on to the ice real soon, I will, by the good god. Start their own fires, will they?” Like any fireman, he had a fierce, roaring hatred for arsonists of any sort, religious or secular.

  A messenger came up to Krispos. Blood ran down his face from a scalp wound. When Krispos exclaimed over it, the man shook off his concern. “I’ll live, Your Majesty. The rock glanced off, and my father always told me I had a hard head. Glad the old man was right. But I’m here to tell you it’s getting worse than just riots in the poor part of town south of Middle Street. It’s regular war—they’re fighting with everything they have. Not just rocks like what got me, but bows and shortswords and I don’t know what all else.”

  “Do you know where the barracks are in the palace compound, and can you get there without falling over?” Krispos asked. When he got nods to both questions, he went on, “Rout out Noetos’ regiment of regulars. If the Thanasioi want to pretend they’re soldiers, let’s see how well they do facing soldiers instead of the city watch.”

  “Aye, Your Majesty,” the messenger said. “You ought to send some priests out, too, for the heretics have one at their head, leather-lunged blue-robe name of—I think—Digenis.”

  Krispos frowned; while he knew he’d heard the name before, he needed a little while to place it. When he did, he snarled something that made the messenger’s eyes widen. “That’s the blue-robe Phostis fell in love with before he got kidnapped,” he ground out. “If he’s a Thanasiot—”

  He stopped. If Digenis was a Thanasiot, did that mean Phostis had joined the heresy, too? Thinking so appalled Krispos, but he also realized that just about everything he did appalled Phostis, if for no other reason than because he did it. And if his eldest had become a Thanasiot, had he really been kidnapped at all? Or had he run off to join the rebels of his own free will?