Loose Ends: A California Corwin P. I. Mystery (California Corwin P. I. Mystery Series)

by D. D. VanDyke

  I knew about gambling, and I knew about losing. You’re only a loser if you don’t come back next time and win.

  The one thing that rankled was Mira’s check, the one that would have bounced. Cheating the lowly P.I. that saved her daughter seemed like a sleazy move for someone with millions on the way…so sleazy that I found it hard to credit. Why would a woman who’d meticulously planned this whole thing over the course of years screw the one person who could blow the whistle on her?

  Unless she didn’t plan on me being around at the end.

  But what if I had tried to cash the check right away, dropping it off after our first meeting? I should have, but I’d been so busy. If I had, I might have learned it was worthless and everything might have blown up in her face.

  What other explanation could there be?

  And then I realized that I didn’t actually know the check would bounce. I’d taken Thomas’ word for it. What if the check was good? Why had the contractor taken it and left me ten grand in untraceable cash?

  Untraceable. That was the key. For some reason Thomas was protecting me by severing the one connection that might permanently tie me to Mira. If the whole house of cards did come crashing down and the FBI or IRS went over her records with a fine-toothed comb, I’d be on the rack with no leg to stand on, to mix a metaphor. They wouldn’t care about my ethics or any unwritten code; they’d nail me to the wall for not reporting the kidnapping, the heist, and every other illegal activity I may have witnessed.

  At my prosecution they’d argue that by doing my civic duty I could have prevented everything that followed – the heist, the insider trading, Bill’s death, losing Lattimer and maybe Dennis and Mira. They might even try to pin the dead thieves on me somehow. The Justice Department with the scent of guilt in its nostrils was a nightmare I wanted nothing to do with.

  Folding the Chronicle reminded me of one more loose end I’d like to tie up. Opening up my address book, I dialed Cole’s number. Yesterday I’d finally wormed an admission out of one of the typists in the office pool that he should be back today.

  The line picked up. “Cole Sage.”

  For a moment my throat seized up. There was no reason to fear speaking with him, but I’d been trying so hard to reach him for so long I froze.

  “This is Cole Sage,” his gravelly voice repeated.

  I cleared my throat. “Yes, Cole, this is Cal Corwin. How was your jaunt?” I was proud of using that word. So sophisticated.

  “Not bad. I got some information I needed. What can I do for you?”

  “Meet me,” I said impulsively. I hadn’t been meaning to, but suddenly I wanted to.

  “Is this urgent?”

  I squirmed, not willing to stretch the truth today only to have it snap in half tomorrow. “Not urgent, but…”

  “Then not today, Cal. Probably not this weekend, either. I have a lot of catching up to do.”

  Damn. I said, “I just got finished with a case that involves you, at least peripherally, but I really don’t want to discuss it over the phone.”

  “Hmm. Maybe Sunday afternoon, then?”

  Victory! “How about somewhere at the Embarcadero, about five?”

  “You buying?”

  I laughed. “I am, actually.”

  “Then it’s a date.”

  My stomach got all warm and fuzzy at his words, even though I was sure he didn’t mean that the way it sounded.

  Pretty sure.

  Damn hope-monkey. Get off me, you bastard.

  “Cal?”

  “Uh-huh. Yeah, it’s a date. Meet in the lobby and we can decide on the spot.”

  “Okay.”

  “And Cole?”

  “Yeah?”

  I played my trump card to seal the deal. “You may not want to write it, but there’s a story you’re going to want to hear.”

  “There always is, Cal. There always is.” Cole paused. “Bye, Cal.”

  “Bye.”

  I put the phone down and smiled. Finally, things were looking up.

  The End of Loose Ends.

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  In A Bind

  by

  D. D. VanDyke

  Chapter 1

  September, 2005

  “Oh, California! If you want to attract a man, you have to pull your lower chakra in, not push it out.” My mother, Starlight Corwin – she’d had it legally changed from “Sandra” – sat lotus on her ancient sofa, the one I had never been able to convince her to get rid of. Hands pressed against her belly and back as she breathed deliberately in and out, looking like nothing so much as a more serene Yoko Ono clone.

  Chloe and Kira, my mother’s fawn Pekingeses, watched with calm interest. Snowflake, my Russian White, leaped into my arms. I rubbed his head and he purred contentedly.

  “Who said I wanted to attract a man? And aren’t you a Buddhist, Mom? Chakras are Hindu,” I said archly, as if I hadn’t had to put up with my mother’s eclectic amalgam of every mystic and New Age belief imaginable for my entire life.

  “I’m a Buddhist, I’m a Hindu, I’m a Muslim…” Starlight sang airily to the tune of Berlin’s Sex (I’m a…). “Buddhists know about chakras too. And call me Starlight. ‘Mom’ is a label that I eschew.”

  “Eschew, huh? To paraphrase Sun Tzu: she who believes everything, believes nothing. Mommy Starlight, I gotta go.” I leaned over and kissed her on the forehead, placing Snowflake in her lap. As I did, my blazer fell open, revealing the holstered automatic on my hip.

  “Tsk tsk. You know I don’t like guns in my house.” Mother Starlight closed her eyes and tilted her head back, rolling it side to side.

  I sighed. “Guns go with my job now and my profession before. You know, the one that I lost to buy you the house? And I’m not leaving them in my office safe.”

  “You’re not a pig anymore honey, praise the God and Goddess,” my mother replied. “You could get rid of them. All that negative energy and you put it right next to your body.”

  With a pained laugh I said, “It’s not radioactive. It’s just a tool to protect myself and the only negative energy comes from the jerks this hardworking P.I. has to deal with.”

  “Don’t come to me for healing when you get hip cancer.”

  “Bye, Mom. And there’s no such thing as hip cancer.”

  “You’ll see. I’ll try to ward you again.” She curled her hands into circles with her middle finger and thumb and began to chant. “Om…Om mani padme hum…”

  I carefully locked the front door behind me. If I left it up to my mother it would not only stay unlocked but would probably stand open for every bum, doper and junkie who happened to wander by. Starlight believed the best of everyone. Except me, it seemed.

  I call that selective memory, or maybe Mom just killed off all those brain cells before she gave up the hard drugs. Might have been the only good thing about Dad dying. For a little while, she became rational.

  More than usual, anyway.

  Turning to face the sloping San Francisco street, I descended the steps of our Victorian’s front porch and turned left. The three-block walk to my office was hardly enough to get my blood pumping, so I circled left again at the end of the block and took a zigzag path to eventually approach the building from the rear. Despite leaving the force two years ago the cop in me whispered in my ear: keep your eyes open, vary your route and take nothing for granted.

  Another Monday morning. Monday was usually an interesting day, a day for cases to show up unexpectedly, I’d found.

  Though, I mused, they could hardly be unexpected if I expected them on Monday. I should toss that noodle-baker to Mom. She loved all things philosophical and metaphysical. It would keep her entertained for hours.

  September had brought sunshine even as it sent t
he girls and boys of summer back to school and I breathed deep of the fresh air, smelling wet concrete and the stubborn grass growing in the verges. I never understood how anyone could live down in smoggy L.A. if they could choose the City by the Bay and the fresh sea air of its setting. Sure it stayed chilly, but if warm weather was the goal, an hour’s drive over the coast range and into the sunny San Joaquin Valley to the east would do it. Me, I’ll take the dense cold fog and vibrant life of the Mission District any day.

  Walking through the courtyard that formed a private parking lot in back of my office, I ran my hand along Molly’s flank. The azure Subaru called to me and I patted her fender in affection. “Be patient, girl. Next Saturday we got a rally up in Hollister.”

  Shadows from the surrounding three-story buildings chopped the tarmac into slices of light and dark and the breeze brought the intermittent scent of java and pastries from Ritual Coffee Roasters. The aroma convinced me to turn away from my office and exit the courtyard to the east onto Valencia. A short walk brought me to the café where I picked up two tall lattes and six pastries – two for me, four for Mickey. Normally I only got him three, but for some reason today felt like four. I’d learned to yield to these flashes of insight, the ones that popped up every now and again ever since the bomb blast rattled my noggin and ended my career as a cop.

  Just for a moment I caught sight of a half-familiar figure in the glass of the display case, and then it was gone. I racked my brain as I juggled the cup caddy, bag and door handle, scowling at the bum – sorry, homeless man – half-blocking the entrance.

  On a whim I stopped, pulled out Mickey’s fourth apple turnover and dropped it into his grimy hands. He didn’t even thank me before he stuffed it in his face.

  What a bum.

  There, Mom. That ought to buy me some good karma, or maybe a little blessing from Saint Francis, all for under two bucks. Funny how Mother believes in every god except Dad’s, the Big Guy Upstairs. She’d say the Catholic Church is The System and the Pope is The Man anyway, and it’s her duty to Fight the Power or something.

  No wonder I have a hard time with religion.

  This time I approached my office from the front, climbing the steps to a door not so different from the house where Mother and I lived, though this had less gingerbread and sported a front balcony overlooking the street.

  CALIFORNIA INVESTIGATIONS read the first line of engraving on the brass plaque and beneath it, Cal Corwin, Licensed and Bonded. It looked impressive. In this business, reputation and image can be important.

  Slamming the door with my foot to make sure it locked bestowed the side benefit of waking my research assistant Mickey up – if he was here. He often gamed all weekend on the computer gear I’d bought for his work as it was better than anything he had at home and usually fell asleep in the wee hours of the morning. The loud bang gave him fair warning and sometimes saved me the trouble of investigating noises in the lower level, weapon drawn.

  The Wizard is IN read the sign at the top of the stairs, so I extracted my turnovers from the bag and set them gingerly on my desk along with my latte before taking the rest to the basement door. “You down there, Mickey? I got coffee and pastries, but you better not be working naked again.”

  “Just a minute, boss,” came the muffled reply, and I heard water run in the bathroom and the toilet flush.

  Once I was sure I wasn’t going to walk in on something no rational human being should ever see, I descended the stairs and set the nectar of life and the baked goods on the table next to the setup’s big monitors and retreated. No point in trying to deal with Mickey before he woke up unless something urgent was in the offing. As far as I knew, nothing qualified.

  That was the trouble, actually. I hadn’t had a real case in two months, not since I’d earned ten thousand dollars for recovering a kidnapped girl. I supported Mom, and Mickey couldn’t seem to keep any other job. With the cost of living so high in San Francisco – not to mention California’s sky-high taxes – if I’d had mortgages to pay we’d all be eating instant ramen three meals a day by now.

  Fortunately the lawsuit against the City for the fiasco with the bomb, the blast that had cost me an eardrum, a bunch of skin on the right side of my head and some feeling in my right hand, had paid for the house and bought the office, all free and clear. Unfortunately there were still taxes, utilities, groceries, insurance, gas…and did I mention taxes? I love California, but I detest its dysfunctional bureaucracy.

  To keep busy I’d done some skip tracing of bail jumpers, but that barely kept me and my unofficial employees – Mickey and the freelance muscle team that called themselves M&M – in coffee and pastries. I needed real work even if I had to scare it up somehow. I still had a few friends on the force that would throw me a bone now and again. If I didn’t get something soon, I’d reach out even if I had to eat some humble pie.

  Back on the main level of my office I scooped up the contents of the drop box, which was also my mail slot, and then punched the button on my desktop computer. While it booted I browsed the mail. Sometimes a case showed up there, sometimes in email. Most common, though, was a phone call. In my experience, people bringing cases often had things to hide and were leery of committing details to paper, virtual or real.

  This time, though, the case walked in the door. Knocked first, of course. Two sharp sounds, rap – rap. Maybe I need to put a Come On In sign on the door, but if I did, I couldn’t leave it locked.

  Okay, I’m a woman of contradictions.

  I buzzed the release and settled for yelling. “Come on in!” My hand rested on the weapon on my hidden hip. I’d made a few enemies and it paid to be careful.

  The green painted door opened and I stood, but I needn’t have. I mean, when a dwarf walks through your door…or do we call them little people now? In any case, this person was undertall by quite a bit. I’m only five-six but I towered over her. Or him?

  Trying to see past his stature, I sized him up. Pretty sure it was a him, despite the gold lamé dress, heels, wig and makeup. You’d think with my own scars I could look beneath the surface, but I admit I hadn’t had much experience with little people.

  Anyway he was black, African-American if you prefer, which was neither here nor there, though it did add to the oddity of the whole picture for me. The entire presentation was definitely outré, at least outside of Castro. Especially for broad daylight. Most of the drag queens came out at night.

  “What can I do for you, sir?” I asked, dropping my hand and putting on my best customer-service face. That was difficult, as I still hadn’t had my coffee or even a bite of the sugar bomb on my desk.

  He stared.

  I stared.

  He looked tired, as if he’d been up all night.

  “What…” we both started in unison.

  I sat down, waving him forward. “Close the door please. Have a seat.” Solving two problems at once, I shoved the corner of a turnover into my watering mouth. Damn, that pastry chef was good. Chewing created time and opportunity to break out of the awkward little spell that had seized us.

  The small man shut the door and clomped across my floor in his heels to sit in a chair. I masticated a moment more, sipped my coffee and waited.

  “Is Cal Corwin in?” he finally said in a clear falsetto.

  “That’s me. California Corwin, California Investigations,” I said brightly.

  “I thought you’d be…”

  “A man?”

  He smiled and winked. “I was going to say taller.”

  Oh, a charmer. I decided to like him for the moment. “Buddy, there are so many ripostes to that I can’t even count.”

  Lamé guy shrugged and took off his wig, dropping it on the corner of my desk. When he spoke he had let go of the falsetto in favor of a deep Barry White voice. “When you’re unusual, you need a sense of humor. You got one about that?” He pointed at the damaged side right of my face.

  Surprised he had noticed. My straight dark hair usually hid the
scars and makeup did the rest. I turned away slightly and then cursed myself for doing so.

  “On my better days, I guess. Now,” I took out a pad and pen, “you are?”

  “Biggie Smallie.”

  “You’re kidding.”

  “It’s a performance name. Franklin Jackson.”

  “Two presidents at once.”

  “Franklin wasn’t a President.”

  I scrunched up my nose. “Franklin Delano Roosevelt?”

  Franklin laughed. “Got me there.”

  “And what kind of performance?” I asked.

  “Song and dance. Drag revue. Duh?” He pointed with both hands at his outfit.

  “That’s it? Nothing more, like stripping or turning tricks? Better to lay it out now if I’m going to help you with whatever you want.”

  A hint of anger flickered across his face. “Lay it out. Funny. But no, that’s all. When I hook up I don’t take money. I just like dressing up and performing – and before you ask, I’m straight as the Golden Gate.”

  Skepticism must have showed on my face. “Look, Frank, I used to be a cop, which played hell with my sense of patience. Can we get to whatever brought you in here?”

  “Yeah, let me tell it.” He ran his hand over his close-cropped hair. “Anyway, that’s what I do in the evenings at the shows around town. Aunt Charlies’s, Divas, Esta Noche, the Cinch, places like that. It’s a blast and pays a little, though putting up with the short jokes is a pain in the ass. The sex is good.”

  I raised my better eyebrow.

  “I mean, I meet a lot of women and some of them are open-minded. Even ti-curious.”

  “Ti?”

  “Yeah, like, tiny. Height-wise, anyway. You know, not everything on us little people is small.” He sent me a flirtatious smile.

  “TMI, Frank. Let’s stick to the case. If there is one?” I stared at him over my coffee cup.