100 Days: A Billionaire Romance

by Alexis Angel

  So lets take stock of my dating life so far:

  Number of calories over/under for the last 7 days (out of a 2,000 calorie diet how many calories am I over or under): 2,955

  Glasses of wine drunk in last 7 days: 16

  Potential guys: Freeway (maybe), WineBar

  Dud Guys: ComputerChip

  Any new fun purchase: used my Sephora giftcard! Planning on hitting up the La Perla this weekend <3 <3 Maybe I’ll take WineBar ;) Or who knows, maybe Freeway.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Good Karma

  I called Freeway. And Dark Angel hit Top 100! Good karma!

  So I called him yesterday. In the morning-ish. Like an hour after I woke up, so that’s around 11.

  Anyways, I didn’t tell my Naughty Angels I was even talking to him and I’m in a group chat with them. I also had ARC to do. So he’s like, meet me on Friday.

  Bourbon & Branch is actually a nice lil’ speakeasy and I was like okay. So I guess I got a date for Friday.

  But then guess who texts?

  ComputerChip. Sorry. Ignore that one.

  But then guess who texts.

  WineBar. He’s really casual, basically just, hey you wanna come over to the Wine Bar Friday? I’m working and you can bring your friends and I’ll hook you guys up with some new bottles we got in and we can hang out afterwards.

  Which is code for sex, right?

  So, I dunno if I’m gonna sleep with Freeway right after a few drinks at Bourbon & Branch on the first time I meet him. I try not to be like slutty on a first date – that’s what 3rd dates are for.

  But I haven’t gotten laid in a few days. So do I sacrifice potentially opening up a new avenue of sex? I mean, I asked WineBar what he was doing this Saturday and apparently he’s heading to Vegas for a bachelor party Saturday afternoon and back Monday afternoon. And after this weekend I’m back at work at both day job and writing so this Friday to Sunday is my only get-sex window.

  Decisions, decisions Oh no!

  Playtime!

  Yay! The week is done! Time to play!

  So, yes, I am gonna go see Freeway. I told WineBar that I had plans for tonight. He asked what they were. I told him that I had to keep some mystery. I dunno, I think he was a bit miffed when I didn’t tell him. I mean, he kept asking when we were talking on the phone. Like even when I thought we had moved on, he came back to the topic. I was like come on dude, just drop it.

  I mean, do you see me getting all bent out of shape if he’s at the bar and working and some girls starts hitting on him? Hell, I don’t know if he’s slept with someone since he and I did our thing. Do I wonder? Sure, like late at night as I’m lying there thinking about my life I think about him if I’m not thinking about someone else and I’ll think about when we had sex and whether I could love him and what kinda dad he’s gonna be like and I wonder what he did after I left the next coupla days and if he has any other booty call he calls up.

  I mean, the guy is cute so I’m guessing young in the city he’s probably banging at least 3 other chicks, ya know? But do you see me worry? I mean, I don’t like it. But I don’t own him. Not yet at least. We’re not exclusive. We’re not dating even. We’re just getting to know each other. So I don’t really bring it up.

  But he kept going oh are you going out with your girlfriends? I’m like enough. I’m hanging out with a friend. And he’s like who. I’m just whatevs.

  Compare this to Freeway and I’m texting him like hey I’ll meet you here at this time and I’ll be wearing this and I have no food allergies and I’ll give you status updates, okay? And he is all like “Cool”.

  Like one word. To my entire paragraph. Ugh. Freeway should talk more. WineBar should talk less.

  Can’t catch a break. Wish I could have both at the same time.

  So I got another hour or so before I go shower and do my hair and get dressed and stuff so I’m gonna pick up this book from Michelle Love. Two guys is just what I need right now lol.

  Anyways, I’ll be online through my phone tonight most likely to seem cool and not give Freeway like my undivided attention so he doesn’t think I like him a lot or anything. So if you see me, say hi.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Dating Two

  I'm dating two guys at once!! :o

  Finally, I’m getting my groove back! After breaking up with FuckFace and being single for several months, I’m finally getting back in the swing of things.

  So, yes, that means drinks and tapas with Freeway went amazing! Like Bourbon and Branch and then we did Harry Denton’s Starlight Room on top of the Sir Francis Drake Hotel. We had some tapas downstairs at Scala’s too.

  It was really amazing. Like it’s been a long time since I went on a date where you know, I dressed up and did my hair and waxed and shaved and tweaked and did myself up. And I know I did like dates earlier and met up ppl through like Match but this was like classy, ya know? Like Freeway took care of EVERYTHING. Like opened the door for me and made me feel like a lady too.

  But like he was teasing me 100% of the time. I seriously don't know if he likes me or he’s just liking making fun of me. Not like making fun of me in a mean way, but like definitely making fun of me.

  But lets see, what else. Chemistry? Totally there. I can’t wait to fuck him. He’s got a nice body and awesome smile and great face and I think he’s packing a nice cock too. And he’s into me. Caught him staring at my ass a few times when I walked to go to the bathroom. It helped that I had like enough to drink that I was swaying my hips.

  Also! He didn’t hesitate to kiss me. But that’s as far as he went. So he wasn’t like you know shy or whatnot like that guy last week, MATCH, but he wasn’t all grabby either.

  It was like a nice, long, sexy kiss and honestly afterwards I was like I wouldn’t mind fucking him right now. But he was all about dropping me off and talking to me later. I bet you that’s his game. He’s making me want more.

  But where does that leave WineBar? Well, he’s in Vegas for bachelor party so its just me and the moon and San Francisco tonight. I’m gonna go to dinner with my girls and tell them basically what I told you guys and see what they have to say. Then tomorrow I’m going shopping with my mom who is in town and then spa and then sit back to work in the evening and the week starts again so I dunno, I think before I see FREEWAY again I should see WineBar.

  Also, I didn’t find anything bad on women savers on FREEWAY or WineBar so I really gotta sit and decide how long I wanna keep being a player.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Smexy

  Welcome to Smexy Sunday!

  Yeah, it’s a new thing. I’m trying something new for people who I email. So the way it will work is I’ll do something sexy sexy for Sundays. And then don’t worry, I have so many things to tell you I’ll probably be back in the evening because I forgot something.

  Anyways, I wanted to share the first chapter of DILF with you guys. It’s all the way at the bottom, after the freebie from MT Stone – who by the way has a sexy as fuck cover.

  It’s really surprising to me every day that all these famous authors even talk to me. Like yesterday Amanda Heartley was like hey hun, here’s my new release if you wanna check it out and I was like omg of course. You have to understand I like go into fangirl mode every day as I sit down to work. It’s literally like this:

  Amanda Heartley: Hey hun

  Alexis Angel: OMG!

  Amanda: What? What?

  Alexis: Nothing, just I’m so excited to be talking to you.

  Amanda: We spoke yesterday…

  Alexis: I know and then I spend half the night reading your book after I got back from going out with my girlfriends

  Amanda: Oh, how was that?

  Alexis: R
eally, you wanna know?

  Amanda: Sure!

  Alexis: You’re like such a big author and before I started to write I used you for research

  Amanda: I know, we have this conversation every time you and I talk

  Alexis: OMG!

  Amanda: What???

  Alexis: I can’t believe you’re talking to me

  Amanda: But I was just talking to you now??

  Alexis: I know, it just hit me. I’m like talking to Amanda Heartley!

  Amanda: Okay, do you wanna take a read of my book btw?

  Alexis: OMG!

  Amanda: What now?

  Alexis: I can’t believe you want me to read your book!

  Amanda: Sigh.

  Alexis: OMG. I can’t believe you sighed at me!!! Squeeeeee!

  Amanda: …..

  Alexis: OMG!! I’m so excited at this job!

  Amanda: <3

  This convo never happened, but I swear sometimes when I deal with a sweetie like Amanda and I’m like all googley-eyed its what she probably feels like, lol. I love her so much and look up to her.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Broken Promises

  Sorry about forgetting the excerpt!!

  That’s right. I promised you an excerpt and I left you with a freebie.

  That’s like taking you to the bring of being about to cum and then just pulling back to check your phone and go on Facebook because you had notifications like “We’re All Going to A Facebook Wedding. Type the first letter of the person and no cheating” and you end up getting tagged on a post where you’re marrying your PA and your entire stream team is like either spilling their drink or falling asleep at the wedding.

  If you have no idea what I’m talking about, just continue shaking your head and don’t worry. Long story short I was supposed to send an excerpt for DILF this morning but I was rushing out the door because I had dance class. Remember, this is like the same dance class I was coming back from the other day on the San Rafael bridge when I got picked up by Freeway (literally picked up on the freeway) hence his name is Freeway!

  Anyways, so nothing like that happened to me this time but I realized I forgot the excerpt so it’s below. But I was thinking about how Freeway was cool and a lot of you are like hey this guy is classy as fuck but oh my God, I was listening to I HEART Radio as I was driving and John Tesh came on with Intelligence For Your Life.

  And he was like the moment you start dating someone you feel like it’s love at first sight, but you need to give at least eight weeks before you get really serious. Because abusive or mean people usually hide their true nature and by eight weeks they’re usually a lot more open and you can tell. Also we have chemicals in our brain that make us really happy and we can’t see a lot of the bad stuff about a person because the chemicals make us happy so somehow love is blind.

  So I got a few weeks left for both WineBar and Freeway and who knows who I see till then – because this week is gonna be pretty active. I have some drinks with ex-work colleagues on Tuesday. Then CrossFit and dinner with my BFF on Wednesday and the a buncha us are having dinner on Thursday and then Friday a big gaggle of us girls are going clubbing. That means maybe Freeway tomorrow night if we can coordinate our schedules, and maybe a booty call with WineBar after drinks on Tuesday but Wednesday, Thursday, Friday are gonna be busy. So I know both guys are gonna wanna have date night on Saturday. I dunno which one I should say yes to hmmm….

  Any thoughts?

  Ok, freebie and excerpt below ladies! Yaaaaaayy!!

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Kuta Cowboy

  If you win both, you could probably buy yourself something pretty hot in an auction. Like the one time I went to Bali and got myself a Kuta Cowboy. Kuta is an area of Bali with beautiful beaches. And a Kuta Cowboy is basically a guy that trolls for women on the beach.

  So I found one and he carried my bags all day, rubbed lotion on me when I laid out on the beach, gave me orgasms when I wanted, cooked me dinner, ate me out, like all the things a man should do. It was really fun and he was really sweet and with the exchange rate his "personal concierge services" which he advertised at were like very affordable.

  And no, he did not stick it in me. I was like uh uh. Not even with like 4 condoms will I go that far. But a finger or tongue? Yeah for sure. I think the whole cost came out to about $250 for the whole week so thats why it was so cheap, but with the exchange rate in Bali that's a lot of money for the people there. Like basically this guy didn't work again for the next three months because he just hit the jackpot with me. To put it into perspective, the Indonesian Rupiah (their currency) vs. the US Dollar is like 12,000,000 Rupiah to 1 USD. That's right. 12 million.

  So what's 250 times 12 million?

  A whole hell of a lotta money. So I mean I still went to bars and got picked up by guys, but nothing like waking up to a man who picks you up from bed and deposits you into a marble bathtub while he bathes you in rose water. Yeah, after one day I was like no I can do it myself. But I did like him having breakfast ready for me and if I had a guy over the night before not being all jealous like WineBar.

  Oh yeah, WineBar and Freeway. So there is stuff happening there. But I'll save it for the next NL. Because I really need to figure out what to do.

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  The Alexis Angle

  That's right. I invented a sex position!

  Yup!. Last night, I came up with a new sex position. I call it the Alexis Angle. LOL. I love it and hope it takes off.

  It’s really simple. I’s like doggiestyle, except one leg is over his shoulder and the other knee is supporting you being on all fours. Well actually all three.

  I dunno if it’s already been done and categorized as a sex position, but I’m calling it the Alexis Angle. That’s right, I didn’t spell wrong. It’s not Alexis A-N-G-E-L. But Alexis A-N-G-L-E!

  Because your whole body is at an angle, get it?

  What it allows I found after lots of hard research (haha) was that it lets the guy stick his cock in deeper and stimulate your G-spot more. I think I came like a buncha times just because doggie is usually my favorite position and his cock was just doing a number on me.

  Oh, who was it?

  WineBar.

  That’s right. He came back from Vegas from his bachelor party.

  The last coupla days you guys have been like telling me omg WineBar seems kinda possessive. Don’t give him the time of day. You never know.

  The thing is, both Freeway and WineBar are possessive.

  But, WineBar came back from Vegas and dropped me a text. But he wasn’t like, hey can I come over. He was just like, hey you asked me to tell you when I landed and I just did. Hope you had a good weekend.

  IT was so distant, that’s what immediately gets me all wet. Like how dare you not wanna screw me as soon as you land?

  But even when I tried to goad him into sexting, nope. Nothing. At this point, my snapchat fingers are starting to get itchy and I’m thinking do I just pull up the shirt and show him a boob? Because when in doubt, just show more boob is what I’ve always seen get me out of spots – like traffic tickets, waiting in line, etc.

  But no, I stopped myself. I wasn’t gonna go crazy over WineBar. Not when Freeway was still a consideration.

  “Would you like to have dinner?” he texted.

  Boom. That’s all I needed.

  Of course I wanna go have dinner.

  But problem.

  I have work. I’m working really hard. I want to release Dirty Daddy next week like Monday or Tuesday. I have the Mona Cox series to get out. I’m doing the co-writing for Dark Angel and Abby Angel.

  Weekdays are insane. So I told him the best I can do is be free around 11 pm. He can come over and we can “talk”. But I need to go to sleep around 3 am.

  Well, he came over all right. And then he came. As did I. Like 5 times
. LOL.

  And I thought I was gonna be able to kick him out and go to sleep and wake up and work. Turns out I just wanted to cuddle and he left in the morning. Now I’m trying to work and I keep thinking of him.

  I need to clear my head!

  Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,

  Alexis Angel

  Dodgeball

  So I did a new activity last night! Playing with balls ;)