The Raffles Megapack

by E. W. Hornung

  This was enough to stay an older and a bolder hand. Oswald tucked in his guns with unrealized relief. It was his last instinct to wait and see whether the horseman was worth attacking for his own sake; he had room for few ideas at the same time; and his only new one was the sense of a new danger, which he prepared to meet by pocketing his pistols as a child bolts stolen fruit. There was no thinking before the act; but it was perhaps as characteristic of the naturally honest man as of the coward.

  Stingaree swept through the trees at a gallop, the milk-white mare flashing in the moonlit patches. At the sight of her Oswald was convulsed with a premonition as to who was coming; his heart palpitated as even his heart had never done before; and yet he would have sat irresolute, inert, and let the man pass as he always let the coach, had the decision been left to him. The real milk-white mare affected the imitation in its turn as the coach-horses never had; and Oswald swayed and swam upon a whinnying steed.…

  “I thought you were Stingaree!”

  The anti-climax was as profound as the weakling’s relief. Yet there was a strong dash of indignation in his tone.

  “What if I am?”

  “But you’re not. You’re not half smart enough. You can’t tell me anything about Stingaree!”

  He put his eye-glass up with an air.

  Stingaree put up his.

  “You young fool!” said he.

  The thoroughbred mare, the eye-glass, a peeping pistol, were all superfluous evidence. There was the far more unmistakable authority of voice and eye and bearing. Yet the voice at least was somehow familiar to the ear of Oswald, who stuttered as much when he was able.

  “I must have heard it before, or have I dreamt it? I’ve thought a good deal about you, you know!”

  To do him justice, he was no longer very nervous, though still physically shaken. On the other hand, he began already to feel the elation of his dreams.

  “I do know. You’ve thought your soul into a pulp on the subject, and you must give it up,” said Stingaree, sternly.

  Oswald sat aghast.

  “But how on earth did you know?”

  “I’ve come straight from your mother. You’re breaking her heart.”

  “But how can you have come straight from her?”

  “I’ve come down for another melodeon. I’ve got to have one, too.”

  “Another—”

  And Oswald Melvin knew his drunken whim-driver for what he had really been.

  “The yarn I told you about myself was true enough,” continued Stingaree. “Only the names were altered, as they say; it happened to the other fellow, not to me. I made it happen. He is hardly likely to have lived to tell the tale.”

  “Did he really try to betray you after what you’d done for him?”

  “More or less. He looked on me as fair game.”

  “But you had saved his life?”

  Stingaree shrugged.

  “We rode across him.”

  “And you think he perished of dust and thirst?”

  Stingaree nodded. “In torment!”

  “Then he got what he jolly well earned! Anything less would have been too good for him!” cried Oswald, and with a boyish, uncompromising heat which spoke to some human nature in him still.

  But Stingaree frowned up the moonlit track. There was still no sign of the coach. Yet time was short, and the morbid enthusiast was not to be disgusted; indeed, he was all enthusiasm now, and a less unattractive lad than the bushranger had hoped to find him. He looked the white screw and Oswald up and down as they sat in their saddles in the moonshine: it seemed like sunlight on that beaming fool.

  “And you think of commencing bushranger, do you?”

  “Rather!”

  “It’s a hard life while it lasts, and a nasty death to top up with.”

  “They don’t hang you for it.”

  “They might hang me for the man I put back in the vile dust from whence he sprung. They’d hang you in six months. You’ve too many nerves. You’d pull the trigger every time.”

  “A short life and a merry one!” cried the reckless Oswald. “I shouldn’t care.”

  “But your mother would,” retorted Stingaree, sharply. “Don’t think about yourself so much; think about her for a change.”

  The young man turned dusky in the moonlight; he was wounded where the Bishop had wounded him, and Stingaree was quick to see it—as quick to turn the knife round in the wound.

  “What a bushranger!” he jeered. “Put your plucky little mother in a side-saddle and she’d make two of you—ten of you—twenty of a puny, namby-pamby, conceited young idiot like you! Upon my word, Melvin, if I had a mother like you I should be ashamed of myself. I never had, I may tell you, or I shouldn’t have come down to a dog’s life like this.”

  The bushranger paused to watch the effect of his insults. It was not quite what he wanted. The youth would not hang his head. And, if he did not answer back, he looked back doggedly enough; for he could be dogged, in a passive way; it was his one hard quality, the knot in a character of green deal. Stingaree glanced up the road once more, but only for an instant.

  “It is a dog’s life,” he went on, “whether you believe it or not. But it takes a bull-dog to live it, and don’t you forget it. It’s no life for a young poodle like you! You can’t stick up a better man than yourself, not more than once or twice. It requires something more than a six-shooter, and a good deal more than was put into you, my son! But you shall see for yourself; look over your shoulder.”

  Oswald did so, and started in a fashion that set the bushranger nodding his scorn. It was only a pair of lamps still close together in the distance up the road.

  “The coach!” exclaimed the excited youth.

  “Exactly,” said Stingaree, “and I’m going to stick it up.”

  Excitement grew to frenzy in a flash.

  “I’ll help you!”

  “You’ll do no such thing. But you shall see how it’s done, and then ask yourself candidly if it’s nice work and if you’re the man to do it. Ride a hundred yards further in, tether your horse quickly in the thickest scrub you can find, then run back and climb into the fork of this gum-tree. You’ll have time; if you’re sharp I’ll give you a leg up. But I sha’n’t be surprised if I don’t see you again!”

  There is no saying what Oswald might have done, but for these last words. Certain it is that they set him galloping with an oath, and brought him back panting in another minute. The coach-lamps were not much wider apart. Stingaree awaited him, also on foot, and quicker than the telling Oswald was ensconced on high where he could see through the meagre drooping leaves with very little danger of being seen.

  “And if you come down before I’m done and gone—if it’s not to glory—I’ll run some lead through you! You’ll be the first!”

  Oswald perched reflecting on this final threat; and the scene soon enacted before his eyes was viewed as usual through the aura of his own egoism. He longed all the time to be taking part in it; he could see himself so distinctly at the work—save for about a minute in the middle, when for once in his life he held his breath and trembled for other skins.

  There had been no unusual feature. The life-size coach-lamps had shown their mountain-range of outside passengers against moonlit sky or trees. A cigar paled and reddened between the teeth of one, plain wreaths of smoke floated from his lips, with but an instant’s break when Stingaree rode out and stopped the coach. The three leaders reared; the two wheelers were pulled almost to their haunches. The driver was docile in deed, though profane in word; and Stingaree himself discovered a horrifying vocabulary out of keeping with his reputation. In incredibly few minutes driver and passengers were formed in a line and robbed in rotation, all but two ladies who were kept inside unmolested. A flagrant Irishman declared it was the proudest day of his life, and Oswald’s heart went out to him, though it rather displeased him to find his own sentiments shared by the vulgar. The man with the cigar kept it glowing all the time. The mail-bags wer
e not demanded on this occasion. Stingaree had no time to waste on them. He was still collecting purse and watch, when Oswald’s young blood froze in the stiffening limbs he dared not move.

  One of the ladies had got down from the coach on the off side, and behold! it was a man wrapped in a rug, which dropped from him as he crept round behind the horses. At their head stood the lily mare, as if doing her own nefarious part by her own kind. In a twinkling the mad adventurer was on her back, and all this time Oswald longed to jump down, or at least to shout a warning to his hero, but, as usual, his desires were unproductive of word or deed. And then Stingaree saw his man.

  He did not fire; he did not shift sight or barrel for a moment from the docile file before him. “Barmaid! Barmaid, my pet!” he cried, and hardly looked to see what happened.

  But Oswald watched the mare stop, prick her ears under the hammering of unspurred heels, spin round, bucking as she spun, and toss her rider like a bull. There in the moonlight he lay like lead, with leaden face upturned to the shuddering youngster in the tree.

  “One of you a doctor?” asked Stingaree, checking a forward movement of the file.

  “I am.”

  The cigar was paling between finger and thumb.

  “Then come you here and have a look at him. The rest of you move at your peril!”

  Stingaree led the way, stepping backward, but not as far as the injured man, who sat up ruefully as the bushranger sprang into the saddle.

  “Another yard, and I’d have grabbed your ankles!” said the man on the ground.

  “You’re a stout fellow, but I know more about this game than you,” the outlaw answered, riding to his distance and reining up. “If I didn’t you might have had me—but you must think of something better for Stingaree!”

  He galloped his mare into the bush and Oswald clung in lonely terror to his tree. A snatch of conversation called him to attention. The plundered party were clambering philosophically to their seats, while the driver blasphemed delightedly over the integrity of his mails.

  “That wasn’t Stingaree,” said one.

  “You bet it was!”

  “How much? He hardly ever works so far south.”

  “And he’s nuts on mails.”

  “But if it wasn’t Stingaree, who was it?”

  “It was him all right. Look at the mare.”

  “She isn’t the only white ’orse ever foaled,” remarked the driver, sorting his fistful of reins.

  “But who else could it have been?”

  The driver uttered an inspired imprecation.

  “I can tell you. I chanst to live in this here township we’re comin’ to. On second thoughts, I’ll keep it to myself till we get there.”

  And he cracked his whip.

  Oswald himself rode back to the township before the moon went down. He was very heavy with his own reflections. How magnificent! It had all surpassed his most extravagant imaginings—in audacity, in expedition, in simple mastery of the mutable many by the dominant one. He forgave Stingaree his gibes and insults; he could have forgiven a horse-whipping from that king of men. Stingaree had been his imaginary god before; he was a realized ideal from this night forth, and the reality outdid the dream.

  But the fly of self must always poison this young man’s ointment, and tonight there was some excuse from his degenerate point of view. He must give it up. Stingaree was right; it was only one man in thousands who could do unerringly what he had done that night. Oswald Melvin was not that man. He saw it for himself at last. But it was a bitter hour for him. Life in the music-shop would fall very flat after this; he would be dishonored before his only friends, the unworthy hobbledehoys who were to have joined his gang; he could not tell them what had happened, not at least until he had invented some less inglorious part for himself, and that was a difficulty in view of newspaper reports of the sticking-up. He could scarcely tell them a true word of what had passed between himself and Stingaree. If only he might yet grow more like the master! If only he might still hope to follow so sublime a lead!

  Thus aspiring, vainly as now he knew, Oswald Melvin rode slowly back into the excited town, and past the lighted police-barracks, in the innocence of that portion of his heart. But one had flown like the wind ahead of him, and two in uniform, followed by that one, dashed out on Oswald and the old white screw.

  “Surrender!” sang out one.

  “In the Queen’s name!” added the other.

  “Call yourself Stingaree!” panted the runner.

  Our egoist was quick enough to grasp their meaning, but quicker still to see and to seize the chance of a crazy lifetime. Always acute where his own vanity was touched, his promptitude was for once on a par with his perceptions.

  “Had your eye on me long?” he inquired, delightfully, as he dismounted.

  “Long enough,” said one policeman. The other was busy plucking loaded revolvers from the desperado’s pockets. A crowd had formed.

  “If you’re looking for the loot,” he went on, raising his voice for the benefit of all, “you may look. I sha’n’t tell you, and it’ll take you all your time!”

  But a surprise was in store for prisoner and police alike. Every stolen watch and all the missing money were discovered no later than next morning in the bush quite close to the scene of the outrage. There had been no attempt to hide them; they lay in a heap, dumped from the saddle, with no more depreciation than a broken watch-glass. True to his new character, Oswald learned this development without flinching. His ready comment was in next day’s papers.

  “There was nothing worth having,” he had maintained, and did not see the wisdom of the boast until a lawyer called and pointed out that it contained the nucleus of a strong defence.

  “I’ll defend myself, thank you,” said the inflated fool.

  “Then you’ll make a mess of it, and deserve all you get. And it would be a pity to spoil such a good defence.”

  “What is the defence?”

  “You did it for a joke, of course!”

  Oswald smiled inscrutably, and dismissed his visitor with a lordly promise to consider the proposition and that lawyer’s claims upon the case. Never was such triumph tasted in guilty immunity as was this innocent man’s under cloud of guilt so apparent as to impose on every mind. He had but carried out a notorious intention; for his few friends were the first to betray their captain, albeit his bold bearing and magnanimous smiles won an admiration which they had never before vouchsafed him in their hearts. He was, indeed, a different man. He had lived to see Stingaree in action, and now he modelled himself from the life. The only doubt was as to whether at the last of that business he had actually avowed himself Stingaree or not. There might have been trouble about the horse, but fortunately for the enthusiastic prisoner the man who had been thrown was allowed to proceed on a pressing journey to the Barcoo. There was a plethora of evidence without his; besides, the hide-and-bone mare was called Barmaid, after the original, and it was known that Oswald had tried to teach the old creature tricks; above all, the prisoner had never pretended to deny his guilt. Still, this matter of the horses gave him a certain sense of insecurity in his cosey cell.

  He had awakened to find himself not only deliciously notorious, but actually more of a man than in his heart of hearts he had dared to hope. The tenacity and consistency of his pose were alike remarkable. Even in the overweening cause of egoism he had never shown so much character in his life. Yet he shuddered to realize that, given the usual time for reflection before his great moment, that moment might have proved as mean as many another when the spirit had been wine and the flesh water. There was, in fine, but one feature of the affair which even Oswald Melvin, drunk with notoriety and secretly sanguine of a nominal punishment, could not contemplate with absolute satisfaction. But that feature followed the others into the papers which kept him intoxicated. And a bundle of these papers found their adventurous way to the latest fastness of Stingaree in the mallee.

  The real villain dropped his eye-glass
, clapped it in again, and did his best to crack it with his stare. Student of character as he was, he could not have conceived such a development in such a character. He read on, more enlightened than amused. “To think he had the pluck!” he murmured, as he dropped that Australasian and took up the next week’s. He was filled with admiration, but soon a frown and then an oath came to put an end to it. “The little beast,” he cried, “he’ll kill that woman! He can’t have kept it up.” He sorted the papers for the latest of all—a sinful publican saved them for him—and therein read that Oswald Melvin had been committed for trial, and that his only concern was for the condition of his mother, which was still unchanged, and had seemed latterly to distress the prisoner very much.

  “I’ll distress him!” roared Stingaree to the mallee. “I’ll distress him, if we change places for it!”

  Riding all night, and as much as he dared by day, it was some hundred hours before he paid his third and last visit to the Melvins’ music-shop. He rode boldly to the door, but he rode a piebald mare not to be confused in the most suspicious mind with the no more conspicuous Barmaid. It is true the brown parts smelt of Condy’s Fluid, and were at once strange and seemingly a little tender to the touch. But Stingaree allowed no meddling with his mount; and only a very sinful publican, very many leagues back, was in the secret.

  There were no lighted windows behind the shop tonight. The whole place was in darkness, and Stingaree knocked in vain. A neighbor appeared upon the next veranda.

  “Who is it you want?” he asked.

  “Mrs. Melvin.”

  “It’s no use knocking for her.”

  “Is she dead?”

  “Not that I know of; but she can’t be long for this world.”

  “Where is she now?”

  “Bishop’s Lodge; they say Miss Methuen’s with her day and night.”

  For it was in the days of the Bishop’s daughter, who had a strong mind but no sense of humor, and a heart only fickle in its own affairs. Miss Methuen made an admirable, if a somewhat too assiduous and dictatorial, nurse. She had, however, a fund of real sympathy with the afflicted, and Mrs. Melvin’s only serious complaint (which she intended to die without uttering) was that she was never left alone with her grief by day or night. It was Miss Methuen who, sitting with rather ostentatious patience in the dark, at the open window, until her patient should fall or pretend to be asleep, saw a man ride a piebald horse in at the gate, and then, half-way up the drive, suspiciously dismount and lead his horse into a tempting shrubbery.