Killer Heels

by Sheryl J. Anderson

  “How’d you find us?” Cassady asked.

  He shook his head. “No more trade secrets. Not until the next case.”

  “The next case?” Tricia asked, looking at me.

  “He doesn’t mean it,” I told her and turned back to Kyle. “Are you just dropping by?”

  He lifted the shopping bag slightly. “I have something for you.”

  “Join us,” I suggested, gesturing to our empty fourth chair.

  “I can’t stay,” he said with a guarded look, and I realized I knew very little about him—what his obligations might be, who else was in his life other than his fish, any of it. This had not been the best-thought-out relationship, if in fact it was even a relationship. He gestured for me to come with him. I glanced at Tricia and Cassady, who were glaring at me to get up and go with him quickly. Guess I was the only one in this foursome who was nervous about what had happened between Kyle and me.

  “Excuse us a minute,” he said to Tricia and Cassady as he walked me away from them. He led me to a little corner by the pastry case, shielding me with his body from all the people going back and forth.

  “How are you today?” he asked.

  “Still a little lightheaded.”

  “The shoulder?”

  “It hurts.”

  “Will for a while.” He nodded as though he’d answered some question of his own. “A lot’s happened this week. It’s going to take some sorting out.”

  I knew he was talking about us as much as he was about the case. “Everything happened so fast.”

  “Maybe too fast?”

  “I don’t know yet.”

  “You should take some time and see if it’s something you really want to get into, or whether once was enough.”

  “Maybe it’s something we could talk through.”

  “Absolutely.”

  There was a pause, but it wasn’t nearly as awkward as I would have thought. I did need to take a step back, clear my head, figure out what I was doing. And he got major points for seeing that, even if—especially if—he was feeling the same way.

  “I wanted to bring you these,” he said after a moment and handed me the shopping bag. I reached in and took out a shoebox. I opened the shoebox and nestled inside were a brand-new pair of Jimmy Choo Cats, the shoes I’d been wearing when I found Teddy. I tried not to think of how painful a purchase they were on a detective’s salary.

  “Kyle, I don’t know what to say.”

  “We have to keep your other shoes until the trial and it didn’t seem fair to deprive you. And I don’t think the blood’s going to come out, anyway,” he explained. “If you do want to get together and talk, that’d give you an excuse to wear these.”

  I gently put the lid back on the box. “I’d like that.”

  “You have my number.”

  “I know it by heart.”

  “Then I’ll talk to you.” He leaned in and we kissed, the most tender and tentative kiss of our whole crazed, accelerated, ridiculous, wonderful relationship. So far. Would there be more? I wasn’t sure. But since I was looking at a guy who knew when to be quiet, when to be forceful, and when to buy a girl a new pair of shoes, I was going to give it serious thought.

  “Tell your friends I said good-bye,” he said and walked away. I stood there, holding the shoebox, so he’d have something to see when he turned around and looked back at the door. He waved, I waved, and then I went back to drink champagne with my two best friends and revel in having made my mark—at least on Manhattan.

  Praise for Sheryl J. Anderson’s

  KILLER HEELS

  “Killer Heels, Sheryl J. Anderson’s hip debut mystery, sparkles like fine champagne, an intoxicating mix of wit, perception, and insouciance, and a wickedly clever but genuine depiction of single life in the city. Killer Heels will tap right to the top of the Best First lists.”

  —Carolyn Hart, author of Murder Walks the Plank

  “A series sure to please Sex and the City fans.”

  —Booklist

  “Delicious dialogue.”

  —Kirkus Reviews

  “A fun, ‘girls’ night out’ type of book that blends humor, craziness, and mystery…The writing is smooth and flip with a fairly fast moving plot.”

  —Mystery News

  “The first installment in what looks to be a winning series is upbeat, funny and totally, refreshingly original…A fabulous opening act.”

  —Midwest Book Review

  “Light, amusing.”

  —South Florida Sun-Sentinel

  “Should you care to laugh while you read a murder mystery this would be a number one choice, as you rollick along toward a surprising end.”

  —Rendezvous

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  Solving a murder is a lot like falling in love. The first time you do it without thinking about it, certainly before you’ve analyzed the consequences, weighed the possible outcomes, or thought about how badly you might get hurt. You get caught up in the momentum, the intoxication of “It has to be right,” and you hurtle along, powered by instinct, adrenaline, and naïveté.

  And then—boom. It’s over. Before you know it. Before you’re prepared for it. And you suddenly find yourself cleaning up, sorting things out, trying to make sense of everything, and thanking your lucky stars you weren’t hurt any worse than you were.

  So then you vow, “Never again.” And you stick to that vow, change your ways, and live a quiet, sane life while your wounds heal and you regain some perspective on the world.

  Until the little voice in your head says, “Well, maybe just one more time.”

  Actually, it wasn’t a voice in my head. It was in person. The person of Tricia Vincent, one of my two best friends. And that’s the most dangerous thing about friends. They can talk you into doing things that you would never consider doing on your own. Like going out with someone. Or tracking down a killer.

  She didn’t try to strong-arm me. She was lovely and polite because Tricia would be lovely and polite in the middle of an alien abduction and probing; she’s just wired that way. She just said, “Molly, I need you to figure out who killed her.”

  I hadn’t gone to the Hamptons intending to get involved in this sort of thing. I’d actually gone to get away from it, or from the fallout, at least. But there I was, on the rebound as it were, and there was Tricia, asking me to take the plunge again.

  There was a time in my life when the only dead bodies I’d seen were in open caskets in funeral homes. And I hadn’t even seen very many of those because the Forrester family thankfully has pretty good genes in the longevity department and those who had passed away, did so with the lid down. (Probably the first time some of the Forrester men had ever left the lid down.)

  But Teddy Reynolds moved me to a whole new level of dead body contact. Teddy was the advertising director at Zeitgeist, the magazine where I work here in New York City. I tripped over his body and wound up trying to solve his murder with some help from Tricia and my other best friend, Cassady, and despite the protests of a seriously hot homicide detective named Kyle Edwards. This all came from my brilliant idea that I could not only solve the murder before Kyle did, but could write an amazing feature article about it and redirect my career.

  What’s that saying about people making plans and God laughing?

  To be fair, I did solve Teddy’s murder. I wrote the articl
e and Garrett Wilson published it in Manhattan magazine, a top-flight credit in my circle. I got that far and I have a mounted, laminated copy of the article and a bullet scar on my left shoulder to prove it. But after the dust settled, so did the rest of my plans.

  Now we had a new boss at our magazine, an ice-blooded horror who took great delight in shooting down every idea I had outside my column. And my relationship with Kyle Edwards continued to defy description, classification, and reason. So I hadn’t been planning on hunting down another killer any time too soon.

  But this was Tricia. Crying and asking me to dive in all over again. I’ve never been very good at turning down a friend, especially a friend who’s also in tears. I always thought “A friend in need is a friend indeed” deserved a corollary: “A friend in need needs a friend in deed.” Besides, I knew Tricia’s plea for help was heartfelt and based on her own judgment of how I—excuse me, we—had handled the first murder. Despite some initial hesitation, she and Cassady had been quite supportive, on both the emotional and investigative levels, so she knew what she was getting into. Or assumed she did.

  But if good intentions pave the road to hell, assumptions form the median strip. Not that I expect life to lay itself out neatly, with easy-to-follow directions and shiny game pieces and fun prizes. I know that part of life’s beauty is its unexpected twists and turns. But wouldn’t it be nice if life occasionally turned in the right direction?

  “What’s the fun in that?” Cassady asked when I ran the theory by my two best friends one afternoon, a couple of days before Tricia’s tearful plea. We were having lunch at ’Wichcraft, an amazing sandwich place in the Flatiron District, and I was doing my best to make sure the tomato relish stayed on my meat-loaf sandwich and didn’t wind up all down the front of my brand-new white James Perse crewneck tee.

  Tricia was quiet and thoughtful, which is not that unusual. She has an innate sparkle, but she keeps it contained and unleashes it only after careful consideration. People make the mistake of assuming that she’s malleable because she’s quiet and darkly delicate, but she’s just coiled. Her emotional outbursts carry far more impact, because of their rarity, than mine do because of their appalling regularity.

  While Tricia often idles, Cassady goes full-throttle. Today, Cassady was in fix-your-life mode, to the point that the counterman, a buff beauty of a boy, was flirting with her and she hadn’t noticed. Cassady’s stunning, with that if-she-weren’t-so-much-fun-you-might-hate-her combination of long legs, auburn curls, green eyes, and great body. Men flirt with her all the time, and she generally manages to acknowledge, if not participate, but right now she was completely zeroed in on me.

  “It’s not about fun, it’s about satisfaction,” I countered, quickly licking up the relish that was dripping down my thumb before it could leap onto my shirt and introduce itself to my breasts.

  “Those aren’t mutually exclusive. In fact, they should be required to be inclusive.” Cassady’s an intellectual properties lawyer and I’ve often accused her of deliberately choosing a profession in which she gets paid to manipulate both the language and the people who use it. She’s never disagreed, she’s just pointed out that she’s very good at doing both, so it makes sense that she’s turned that into a career. Satisfaction and fun, a case in point.

  “What about ‘grim satisfaction’?” I volleyed.

  “That’s like ‘gallows humor,’” Cassady explained. “You concede the direness of the situation, but still admit there’s an element of fun or pleasure in the result. C’mon, Molly. Didn’t you feel grim satisfaction when you caught Teddy’s killer?”

  “I felt huge relief,” Tricia said. Tricia’s an event planner, which fulfills her need to make people happy. It also appeals to her desire for order, organization, and a smooth flow of foreseen incidents. Being part of a murder investigation had been very trying for her.

  “As did we all,” Cassady admitted. “But now, with some emotional distance …”

  “Okay. Grim satisfaction. And maybe, actually, not all that grim. What is grim is the fact that I don’t know what to do next.”

  “Concerning the career or the boyfriend?”

  “Neither one is where it should be.”

  Tricia sighed in disagreement. “Isn’t it more of a case of ‘where you want it to be’?”

  I shrugged. “Well, as the philosopher said, ‘You can’t always get what you want.’”

  “Don’t start quoting the ancients.” Cassady leaned in. “Listen, I know you thought this whole Teddy Reynolds thing was going to change your life and you think it’s failed to do so. I contend it has changed your life and will continue to change it, but more gradually and insidiously than you’re comfortable with right now.”

  I looked to Tricia for backup, but she was nodding in support of Cassady’s theory. “Patience has never been your strong suit.”

  “What’s this, tag-team therapy?”

  “We want you to be happy,” Tricia said firmly.

  “I am happy.”

  Cassady arched her eyebrow so perfectly, no makeup artist could have painted it on better. She and Tricia had personally observed many of the ups and downs of my relationship with Kyle and had heard my recitations of most of the others. After all, you can only discuss your problems with a man with that man to a certain point. Then you need to get some genuine perspective, which means asking your best girlfriends what they think.

  They thought he was delightful. And sexy. And charming. All of which I was in agreement with. But they hadn’t learned to relax around him completely. I was struggling with that, too. He was a pretty intense individual in an incredibly intense profession. He’d always make a point of asking how things were going at the magazine, but how could advising some lovesick public relations exec that it was time to ask her boyfriend to move in with her, even though it meant learning to understand fantasy football, ever compare to solving a murder? My work paled next to his because his changed the world. And, truth be told, I was jealous.

  Dating any man is a challenge and, with the column, I have a front-row seat at the dizzying parade of complications that trying to synchronize two lives can bring, especially in the areas of emotional baggage and outstanding commitments. But when you date a man sworn to uphold the public good, the stakes increase dramatically.

  Kyle and I had tried taking time off from each other, but we couldn’t stay apart. We’d even tried starting over again from the beginning, with proper dates and plans, but we’d been through so much together by that point that it felt artificial. So we went back to this odd in-between space of being intensely close and still not knowing each other as well as we wanted to.

  “I’m just not as happy as I’d like to be,” I confessed to Tricia and Cassady as a blob of tomato relish evaded my thumb and threw itself at my cleavage. Such as it is.

  Cassady’s perfectly arched eyebrow slanted unhappily. “None of this is about the career. It’s about the Man.”

  “The Man keeps us all down. You, of all people, should have learned that at your parents’ knee.” Cassady’s parents currently run an educational foundation promoting literacy in inner-city schools, but they met as Eastern Studies majors at Berkeley in the late ’60s. Cassady’s named after Neal Cassady. (As Tricia’s named after Tricia Nixon, they make quite a pair.) Cassady refers to her parents as “evolved hippies.” They’re intensely cool, but never call attention to it. Which is where Cassady gets it from.

  “When’s the last time you talked to Kyle?” Cassady persisted.

  “I don’t remember.”

  “You remember the date, the time, and what you were wearing. Or not wearing, as the case might be.”

  “He called yesterday.” I tried to leave it at that, but Cassady shook her head to let me know I couldn’t get away with it. “Last night. Eleven-fifteen. There was a slight breeze from the southeast and I was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt because I was lying on the couch, watching The Daily Show.”

  “You turned Jon Ste
wart off for him?” Tricia asked.

  “Yes.”

  “I’m impressed.”

  “What did you talk about?” Cassady asked.

  “Movies. Politics. We veered perilously close to the weather, but all sorts of internal alarms went off and I brought up football instead.”

  “How very high school of you,” Cassady said.

  “Thank you.”

  “How long were you on the phone?” Tricia was driving at something, but I couldn’t get a sense of the direction yet.

  “About an hour.”

  “And you hung up without a date being scheduled?” Cassady asked, probably pulling an eyebrow muscle or two to get them to arch so high. “I withdraw the snarky high school comment.”

  “Thank you.”

  “In its place, I now say ‘junior high.’”

  “He’s in the middle of a case,” I attempted, not sure which of us I was defending more.

  “You need to get out of town,” Tricia pronounced. “Remind him what he’s missing.”

  Cassady pursed her lips doubtfully. “What guarantee do we have that she won’t wind up missing him?”

  “None, but the Hamptons are known for their ability to distract. That’s why we’re going to Southampton. This weekend.”

  I winced. Weekend getaways had contributed heavily to my current state of romantic frustration, so it wasn’t a favorite concept at the moment.

  Ten days ago, I’d suggested we go somewhere for a weekend, just the two of us. He hadn’t said anything for a long time and then had said, “We’ll see.” I could hear the squeal of brakes and feel the whiplash. Since then, we’d had a couple of vaguely unsatisfying phone calls. Clearly, I’d made him uncomfortable. How uncomfortable was the question.

  But perhaps it was a question best pondered somewhere out of town in the company of my two best friends. I tried to remember the balance on my credit card. “It’s the first week of May. When does the season start?”