Classic Works from Women Writers

by Editors of Canterbury Classics

  Her companions bent their expectant gaze on Mrs. Plinth, who, in turn, appeared less sure of herself than usual. “Why, of—of—the book,” she explained.

  “What book?” snapped Miss Van Vluyck, almost as sharply as Osric Dane.

  Mrs. Ballinger looked at Laura Glyde, whose eyes were interrogatively fixed on Mrs. Leveret. The fact of being deferred to was so new to the latter that it filled her with an insane temerity. “Why, Xingu, of course!” she exclaimed.

  A profound silence followed this challenge to the resources of Mrs. Ballinger’s library, and the latter, after glancing nervously toward the Books of the Day, returned with dignity: “It’s not a thing one cares to leave about.”

  “I should think not !” exclaimed Mrs. Plinth.

  “It is a book, then?” said Miss Van Vluyck.

  This again threw the company into disarray, and Mrs. Ballinger, with an impatient sigh, rejoined: “Why—there is a book—naturally …”

  “Then why did Miss Glyde call it a religion?”

  Laura Glyde started up. “A religion? I never—”

  “Yes, you did,” Miss Van Vluyck insisted; “you spoke of rites; and Mrs. Plinth said it was a custom.”

  Miss Glyde was evidently making a desperate effort to recall her statement; but accuracy of detail was not her strongest point. At length she began in a deep murmur: “Surely they used to do something of the kind at the Eleusinian mysteries—”

  “Oh—” said Miss Van Vluyck, on the verge of disapproval; and Mrs. Plinth protested: “I understood there was to be no indelicacy!”

  Mrs. Ballinger could not control her irritation. “Really, it is too bad that we should not be able to talk the matter over quietly among ourselves. Personally, I think that if one goes into Xingu at all—”

  “Oh, so do I!” cried Miss Glyde.

  “And I don’t see how one can avoid doing so, if one wishes to keep up with the Thought of the Day—”

  Mrs. Leveret uttered an exclamation of relief. “There—that’s it!” she interposed.

  “What’s it?” the President took her up.

  “Why—it’s a—a Thought: I mean a philosophy.”

  This seemed to bring a certain relief to Mrs. Ballinger and Laura Glyde, but Miss Van Vluyck said: “Excuse me if I tell you that you’re all mistaken. Xingu happens to be a language.”

  “A language!” the Lunch Club cried.

  “Certainly. Don’t you remember Fanny Roby’s saying that there were several branches, and that some were hard to trace? What could that apply to but dialects?”

  Mrs. Ballinger could no longer restrain a contemptuous laugh. “Really, if the Lunch Club has reached such a pass that it has to go to Fanny Roby for instruction on a subject like Xingu, it had almost better cease to exist!”

  “It’s really her fault for not being clearer,” Laura Glyde put in.

  “Oh, clearness and Fanny Roby!” Mrs. Ballinger shrugged. “I daresay we shall find she was mistaken on almost every point.”

  “Why not look it up?” said Mrs. Plinth.

  As a rule this recurrent suggestion of Mrs. Plinth’s was ignored in the heat of discussion, and only resorted to afterward in the privacy of each member’s home. But on the present occasion the desire to ascribe their own confusion of thought to the vague and contradictory nature of Mrs. Roby’s statements caused the members of the Lunch Club to utter a collective demand for a book of reference.

  At this point the production of her treasured volume gave Mrs. Leveret, for a moment, the unusual experience of occupying the centre front; but she was not able to hold it long, for Appropriate Allusions contained no mention of Xingu.

  “Oh, that’s not the kind of thing we want!” exclaimed Miss Van Vluyck. She cast a disparaging glance over Mrs. Ballinger’s assortment of literature, and added impatiently: “Haven’t you any useful books?”

  “Of course I have,” replied Mrs. Ballinger indignantly; “I keep them in my husband’s dressing-room.”

  From this region, after some difficulty and delay, the parlour-maid produced the W–Z volume of an Encyclopaedia and, in deference to the fact that the demand for it had come from Miss Van Vluyck, laid the ponderous tome before her.

  There was a moment of painful suspense while Miss Van Vluyck rubbed her spectacles, adjusted them, and turned to Z; and a murmur of surprise when she said: “It isn’t here.”

  “I suppose,” said Mrs. Plinth, “it’s not fit to be put in a book of reference.”

  “Oh, nonsense!” exclaimed Mrs. Ballinger. “Try X.”

  Miss Van Vluyck turned back through the volume, peering short-sightedly up and down the pages, till she came to a stop and remained motionless, like a dog on a point.

  “Well, have you found it?” Mrs. Ballinger enquired after a considerable delay.

  “Yes. I’ve found it,” said Miss Van Vluyck in a queer voice.

  Mrs. Plinth hastily interposed: “I beg you won’t read it aloud if there’s anything offensive.”

  Miss Van Vluyck, without answering, continued her silent scrutiny.

  “Well, what is it?” exclaimed Laura Glyde excitedly.

  “Do tell us!” urged Mrs. Leveret, feeling that she would have something awful to tell her sister.

  Miss Van Vluyck pushed the volume aside and turned slowly toward the expectant group.

  “It’s a river.”

  “A river?”

  “Yes: in Brazil. Isn’t that where she’s been living?”

  “Who? Fanny Roby? Oh, but you must be mistaken. You’ve been reading the wrong thing,” Mrs. Ballinger exclaimed, leaning over her to seize the volume.

  “It’s the only Xingu in the Encyclopaedia; and she has been living in Brazil,” Miss Van Vluyck persisted.

  “Yes: her brother has a consulship there,” Mrs. Leveret interposed.

  “But it’s too ridiculous! I—we—why we all remember studying Xingu last year—or the year before last,” Mrs. Ballinger stammered.

  “I thought I did when you said so,” Laura Glyde avowed.

  “I said so?” cried Mrs. Ballinger.

  “Yes. You said it had crowded everything else out of your mind.”

  “Well you said it had changed your whole life!”

  “For that matter. Miss Van Vluyck said she had never grudged the time she’d given it.”

  Mrs. Plinth interposed: “I made it clear that I knew nothing whatever of the original.”

  Mrs. Ballinger broke off the dispute with a groan. “Oh, what does it all matter if she’s been making fools of us? I believe Miss Van Vluyck’s right—she was talking of the river all the while!”

  “How could she? It’s too preposterous,” Miss Glyde exclaimed.

  “Listen.” Miss Van Vluyck had repossessed herself of the Encyclopaedia, and restored her spectacles to a nose reddened by excitement. “‘The Xingu, one of the principal rivers of Brazil, rises on the plateau of Mato Grosso, and flows in a northerly direction for a length of no less than one thousand one hundred and eighteen miles, entering the Amazon near the mouth of the latter river. The upper course of the Xingu is auriferous and fed by numerous branches. Its source was first discovered in 1884 by the German explorer von den Steinen, after a difficult and dangerous expedition through a region inhabited by tribes still in the Stone Age of culture.’”

  The ladies received this communication in a state of stupefied silence from which Mrs. Leveret was the first to rally. “She certainly did speak of its having branches.”

  The word seemed to snap the last thread of their incredulity. “And of its great length,” gasped Mrs. Ballinger.

  “She said it was awfully deep, and you couldn’t skip—you just had to wade through,” Miss Glyde added.

  The idea worked its way more slowly through Mrs. Plinth’s compact resistances. “How could there be anything improper about a river?” she enquired.

  “Improper?”

  “Why, what she said about the source—that it was corrupt?”

 
; “Not corrupt, but hard to get at,” Laura Glyde corrected. “Someone who’d been there had told her so. I daresay it was the explorer himself—doesn’t it say the expedition was dangerous?”

  “ ‘Difficult and dangerous,’ ” read Miss Van Vluyck.

  Mrs. Ballinger pressed her hands to her throbbing temples. “There’s nothing she said that wouldn’t apply to a river—to this river!” She swung about excitedly to the other members. “Why, do you remember her telling us that she hadn’t read ‘The Supreme Instant’ because she’d taken it on a boating party while she was staying with her brother, and someone had ‘shied’ it overboard—‘shied’ of course was her own expression.”

  The ladies breathlessly signified that the expression had not escaped them.

  “Well—and then didn’t she tell Osric Dane that one of her books was simply saturated with Xingu? Of course it was, if one of Mrs. Roby’s rowdy friends had thrown it into the river!”

  This surprising reconstruction of the scene in which they had just participated left the members of the Lunch Club inarticulate. At length, Mrs. Plinth, after visibly labouring with the problem, said in a heavy tone: “Osric Dane was taken in too.”

  Mrs. Leveret took courage at this. “Perhaps that’s what Mrs. Roby did it for. She said Osric Dane was a brute, and she may have wanted to give her a lesson.”

  Miss Van Vluyck frowned. “It was hardly worth while to do it at our expense.”

  “At least,” said Miss Glyde with a touch of bitterness, “she succeeded in interesting her, which was more than we did.”

  “What chance had we?” rejoined Mrs. Ballinger.

  “Mrs. Roby monopolised her from the first. And that, I’ve no doubt, was her purpose—to give Osric Dane a false impression of her own standing in the club. She would hesitate at nothing to attract attention: we all know how she took in poor Professor Foreland.”

  “She actually makes him give bridge-teas every Thursday,” Mrs. Leveret piped up.

  Laura Glyde struck her hands together. “Why, this is Thursday, and it’s there she’s gone, of course; and taken Osric with her!”

  “And they’re shrieking over us at this moment,” said Mrs. Ballinger between her teeth.

  This possibility seemed too preposterous to be admitted. “She would hardly dare,” said Miss Van Vluyck, “confess the imposture to Osric Dane.”

  “I’m not so sure: I thought I saw her make a sign as she left. If she hadn’t made a sign, why should Osric Dane have rushed out after her?”

  “Well, you know, we’d all been telling her how wonderful Xingu was, and she said she wanted to find out more about it,” Mrs. Leveret said, with a tardy impulse of justice to the absent.

  This reminder, far from mitigating the wrath of the other members, gave it a stronger impetus.

  “Yes—and that’s exactly what they’re both laughing over now,” said Laura Glyde ironically.

  Mrs. Plinth stood up and gathered her expensive furs about her monumental form. “I have no wish to criticise,” she said; “but unless the Lunch Club can protect its members against the recurrence of such—such unbecoming scenes, I for one—”

  “Oh, so do I!” agreed Miss Glyde, rising also.

  Miss Van Vluyck closed the Encyclopaedia and proceeded to button herself into her jacket “My time is really too valuable—” she began.

  “I fancy we are all of one mind,” said Mrs. Ballinger, looking searchingly at Mrs. Leveret, who looked at the others.

  “I always deprecate anything like a scandal—” Mrs. Plinth continued.

  “She has been the cause of one today!” exclaimed Miss Glyde.

  Mrs. Leveret moaned: “I don’t see how she could!” and Miss Van Vluyck said, picking up her notebook: “Some women stop at nothing.”

  “—but if,” Mrs. Plinth took up her argument impressively, “anything of the kind had happened in my house” (it never would have, her tone implied), “I should have felt that I owed it to myself either to ask for Mrs. Roby’s resignation—or to offer mine.”

  “Oh, Mrs. Plinth—” gasped the Lunch Club.

  “Fortunately for me,” Mrs. Plinth continued with an awful magnanimity, “the matter was taken out of my hands by our President’s decision that the right to entertain distinguished guests was a privilege vested in her office; and I think the other members will agree that, as she was alone in this opinion, she ought to be alone in deciding on the best way of effacing its—its really deplorable consequences.”

  A deep silence followed this outbreak of Mrs. Plinth’s long-stored resentment.

  “I don’t see why I should be expected to ask her to resign—” Mrs. Ballinger at length began; but Laura Glyde turned back to remind her: “You know she made you say that you’d got on swimmingly in Xingu.”

  An ill-timed giggle escaped from Mrs. Leveret, and Mrs. Ballinger energetically continued “—but you needn’t think for a moment that I’m afraid to!”

  The door of the drawing-room closed on the retreating backs of the Lunch Club, and the President of that distinguished association, seating herself at her writing-table, and pushing away a copy of “The Wings of Death” to make room for her elbow, drew forth a sheet of the club’s note-paper, on which she began to write: “My dear Mrs. Roby—”

  PATTERNS

  Amy Lowell

  I walk down the garden-paths,

  And all the daffodils

  Are blowing, and the bright blue squills.

  I walk down the patterned garden-paths

  In my stiff, brocaded gown.

  With my powdered hair and jewelled fan,

  I too am a rare

  Pattern. As I wander down

  The garden-paths.

  My dress is richly figured,

  And the train

  Makes a pink and silver stain

  On the gravel, and the thrift

  Of the borders.

  Just a plate of current fashion,

  Tripping by in high-heeled, ribboned shoes.

  Not a softness anywhere about me,

  Only whalebone and brocade.

  And I sink on a seat in the shade

  Of a lime-tree. For my passion

  Wars against the stiff brocade.

  The daffodils and squills

  Flutter in the breeze

  As they please.

  And I weep;

  For the lime-tree is in blossom

  And one small flower has dropped upon my bosom.

  And the plashing of waterdrops

  In the marble fountain

  Comes down the garden-paths.

  The dripping never stops.

  Underneath my stiffened gown

  Is the softness of a woman bathing in a marble basin,

  A basin in the midst of hedges grown

  So thick, she cannot see her lover hiding,

  But she guesses he is near,

  And the sliding of the water

  Seems the stroking of a dear

  Hand upon her.

  What is Summer in a fine brocaded gown!

  I should like to see it lying in a heap upon the ground.

  All the pink and silver crumpled up on the ground.

  I would be the pink and silver as I ran along the paths,

  And he would stumble after,

  Bewildered by my laughter.

  I should see the sun flashing from his sword-hilt and the buckles on his shoes.

  I would choose

  To lead him in a maze along the patterned paths,

  A bright and laughing maze for my heavy-booted lover,

  Till he caught me in the shade,

  And the buttons of his waistcoat bruised my body as he clasped me,

  Aching, melting, unafraid.

  With the shadows of the leaves and the sundrops,

  And the plopping of the waterdrops,

  All about us in the open afternoon—

  I am very like to swoon

  With the weight of this brocade,

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sp; For the sun sifts through the shade.

  Underneath the fallen blossom

  In my bosom,

  Is a letter I have hid.

  It was brought to me this morning by a rider from the Duke.

  “Madam, we regret to inform you that Lord Hartwell

  Died in action Thursday se’nnight.”

  As I read it in the white, morning sunlight,

  The letters squirmed like snakes.

  “Any answer, Madam,” said my footman.

  “No,” I told him.

  “See that the messenger takes some refreshment.

  No, no answer.”

  And I walked into the garden,

  Up and down the patterned paths,

  In my stiff, correct brocade.

  The blue and yellow flowers stood up proudly in the sun,

  Each one.

  I stood upright too,

  Held rigid to the pattern

  By the stiffness of my gown.

  Up and down I walked,

  Up and down.

  In a month he would have been my husband.

  In a month, here, underneath this lime,

  We would have broke the pattern;

  He for me, and I for him,

  He as Colonel, I as Lady,

  On this shady seat.

  He had a whim

  That sunlight carried blessing.

  And I answered, “It shall be as you have said.”

  Now he is dead.

  In Summer and in Winter I shall walk

  Up and down

  The patterned garden-paths

  In my stiff, brocaded gown.

  The squills and daffodils

  Will give place to pillared roses, and to asters, and to snow.

  I shall go

  Up and down,

  In my gown.

  Gorgeously arrayed,

  Boned and stayed.

  And the softness of my body will be guarded from embrace

  By each button, hook, and lace.

  For the man who should loose me is dead,

  Fighting with the Duke in Flanders,

  In a pattern called a war.

  Christ! What are patterns for?

  THE GARDEN PARTY

  Katherine Mansfield