The Avenging Saint (The Saint Series)

by Leslie Charteris

  “Did you get your dog, old boy?” Roger Conway’s cheerful accents greeted him as he opened the door of the library, but the Saintly smile was unusually slow to respond.

  “Yes and no,” Simon answered after a short pause. “I got it, but not soon enough.” The smile had gone again, and Roger frowned puzzledly.

  “What was the dog?” he asked.

  “The late Mr Prosser,” said the Saint carefully, and Roger jumped to one-half the right conclusion.

  “You mean he’d crashed the car?”

  “He had crashed the car.”

  The affirmation came flatly, precisely, coldly—in a way that Roger could not understand.

  And the Saint’s eyes roved round the room without expression, taking in the three bound men in the corner, and Lessing in a chair, and Sonia Delmar beside Roger, and the telephone on the floor. The Saint’s cigarette-case lay on the desk where Marius had thrown it, and the Saint walked over in silence and picked it up.

  “Well?” prompted Roger, and was surprised by the sound of his own voice.

  The Saint had lighted a cigarette. He crossed the room again with the cigarette between his lips, and picked up the telephone. He looked once at the frayed ends of the flex, and then he held the instrument close to his ear and shook it gently.

  And then he looked at Roger.

  “Have you forgotten Hermann?” he asked quietly.

  “I had forgotten him for the moment, Saint. But—d”

  “And those boxes he took with him—had you guessed what they were?”

  “I hadn’t.”

  Simon Templar nodded.

  “Of course,” he said. “You wouldn’t know what it was all about. But I’m telling you now, just to break it gently to you, that the Hirondel’s been crashed and the telephone’s bust, and those two things together may very well mean the end of peace on earth for God knows how many years. But you were just thinking we’d won the game, weren’t you?”

  “What do you mean, Saint?”

  The newspaper that Marius had consulted was in the waste-basket. Simon bent and took it out, and the paragraph that he knew he would find caught his eye almost at once.

  “Come here, Roger,” said the Saint, and Roger came beside him wonderingly.

  Simon Templar did not explain. His thumb simply indicated the paragraph, and Conway read it through twice—three times—before he looked again at the Saint with a fearful comprehension dawning in his eyes.

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN:

  HOW SIMON TEMPLAR ENTERED A POST OFFICE AND A BOOB WAS BLISTERED

  1

  “But it couldn’t be that!”

  Roger’s dry lips framed the sane denial mechanically, and yet he knew that sanity made him a fool even as he spoke. And the Saint’s answer made him a fool again.

  “But it is that!”

  The Saint’s terrible calm snapped suddenly, as a brittle blade snaps at a turn of the hand. Sonia Delmar came over and took the paper out of Roger’s hands, but Roger scarcely noticed it—he was gazing, fascinated, at the blaze in the Saint’s eyes.

  “That’s what Hermann’s gone to do. I tell you, I heard every word. It’s Angel Face’s second string. I don’t know why it wasn’t his first—unless because he figured it was too desperate to rely on except in the last emergency. But he was ready to put it into action if the need arose, and it just happened that there was a chance this very night—by the grace of the devil—”

  “But I don’t see how it works,” Roger said stupidly.

  “Oh, for the love of Pete!” The Saint snatched his cigarette from his mouth, and his other hand crushed Roger’s shoulder in a vice-like grip. “Does that count? There are a dozen ways he could have worked it. Hermann’s a Boche. Marius could easily have fixed for him to be caught later, with the necessary papers on him—and there the fat would have been in the fire. But what the hell does it matter now, anyway?”

  And Roger could see that it didn’t matter, but he couldn’t see anything else. He could only say: “What time does it happen?”

  “About six-thirty,” said the Saint, and Roger looked at the clock. It was twenty-five minutes past three.

  “There must be another telephone somewhere,” said the girl. Simon pointed to the desk.

  “Look at that one,” he said. “The number’s on it—and it’s a Saxmundham number. Probably it’s the only private phone in the village.”

  “But there’ll be a post office—”

  “I wonder.”

  The Saint was looking at Marius. There might have been a sneer somewhere behind the graven inscrutability of that evil face, but Simon could not be sure. Yet he had a premonition…

  “We might try,” Roger Conway was saying logically, and the Saint turned.

  “We might. Coming?”

  “But these guys—and Sonia—”

  “Right. Maybe I’d better go alone. Give me one of those guns!”

  Roger obeyed.

  And once again the Saint went flying down the drive. The automatic was heavy in his hip pocket, and it gave him a certain comfort to have it there, though he had no love for firearms in the ordinary way. They made so much noise…But it was more than possible that the post office would look cross-eyed at him, and it might boil down to a hold-up. He realized that he wasn’t quite such a paralysingly respectable sight as he had been earlier in the evening, and that might be a solid disadvantage when bursting into a village post office staffed by startled females at that hour of the morning. His clothes were undamaged, it was true, but Hermann’s affectionate farewell had left certain traces on his face. Chiefly, there was a long scratch across his forehead, and a thin trickle of blood running down one side of his face, as a souvenir of the diamond ring that Hermann affected. Nothing much as wounds went, but it must have been enough to make him look a pretty sanguinary desperado—and if it did come to a hold-up, how the hell did telegraph offices work? The Saint had a working knowledge of Morse, but the manipulation of the diverse gadgets connected with the sordid mechanism of transmission of the same was a bit beyond his education…

  How far was it to the village? Nearly a mile, Roger had said when they drove out. Well, it was one river of gore of a long mile…It was some time since he had passed the spot where Mr Prosser’s memorial tablet might or might not be added to the scenic decorations. And, like a fool, he’d started off as if he were going for a hundred yards’ sprint, and, fit as he was, the pace would kill his speed altogether if he didn’t ease up. He did so, filling his bursting lungs with great gulps of the cool sea air. His heart was pounding like a demented trip-hammer…But at that moment the road started to dip a trifle, and that must mean that it was nearing the village. He put on a shade of acceleration—it was easier going downhill—and presently he passed the first cottage.

  A few seconds later he was in some sort of village street, and then he had to slacken off almost to a walk.

  What the hairy hippopotamus were the visible distinguishing marks or peculiarities of a village post office? The species didn’t usually run to a private building of its own, he knew. Mostly, it seemed to house itself in an obscure corner of the grocery store. And what did a grocery store look like in the dark, anyway…? His eyes were perfectly attuned to the darkness by this time, but the feebleness of the moon, which had dealt so kindly with him earlier in the evening, was now catching him on the return swing. If only he had a flashlight…As it was, he had to use his petrol lighter at every door. Butcher—baker—candle-stick maker—he seemed to strike every imaginable kind of shop but the right one…

  An eternity passed before he came to his goal.

  There should have been a bell somewhere around the door…but there wasn’t. So there was only one thing to do. He stepped back, and picked up a large stone from the side of the road. Without hesitation he hurled it through an upper window…

  Then he waited.

  One—two—three minutes passed, and no indignant head was thrust out into the night to dem
and the reason for the outrage. Only, somewhere behind him in the blackness, the window of another house was thrown up.

  The Saint found a second stone…

  “’Oo’s that?”

  The quavering voice that mingled with the tinkle of broken glass was undoubtedly feminine, but it did not come from the post office. Another window was opened. Suddenly the woman screamed. A man’s shout answered her…

  “Hell,” said the Saint through his teeth.

  But through all the uproar the post office remained as silent as a tomb. “Deaf, doped, or dead,” diagnosed the Saint, without a smile. “And I don’t care which…”

  He stepped into the doorway, jerking the gun from his pocket. The butt of it crashed through the glass door of the shop, and there was a hole the size of a man’s head. Savagely the Saint smashed again at the jagged borders of the hole, until there was a gap big enough for him to pass through. The whole village must have been awake by that time, and he heard heavy footsteps running down the road.

  As he went in his head struck against a hanging oil lamp, and he lifted it down from its hook and lighted it. He saw the post office counter at once, and had reached it when the first of the chase burst in behind him.

  Simon put the lamp down and turned. “Keep back,” he said quietly.

  There were two men in the doorway; they saw the ugly steadiness of the weapon in the Saint’s hand and pulled up, open-mouthed.

  The Saint sidled along the counter, keeping the men covered. There was a telephone box in the corner—that would be easier than tinkering at a telegraph apparatus—

  And then came another man, shouldering his way through the crowd that had gathered at the door. He wore a dark-blue uniform with silver buttons, and there was no mistaking his identity.

  “’Ere, wot’s this?” he demanded truculently.

  Then he also saw the Saint’s gun, and it checked him for a moment—but only for a moment.

  “Put that down,” he blustered, and took another step forwards.

  2

  Simon Templar’s thoughts moved like lightning. The constable was coming on—there wasn’t a doubt of that. Perhaps he was a brave man, in his blunt way, or perhaps Chicago was only a fairy-tale to him, but certainly he was coming on. And the Saint couldn’t shoot him down in cold blood, without giving him a chance. Yet the Saint realized at the same time how thread-bare a hope he would have of putting his preposterous story over on a turnip-headed village cop. At Scotland Yard, where there was a different type of man, he might have done it, but here…

  It would have to be a bluff. The truth would have meant murder—and the funeral procession would have been the cop’s. Even now the Saint knew, with an icy intensity of decision, that he would shoot the policeman down without a second’s hesitation, if it proved to be necessary. But the man should have his chance…

  The Saint drew himself up.

  “I’m glad you’ve come, officer,” he remarked briskly. “I’m a Secret Service agent, and I shall probably want you.”

  A silence fell on the crowd. For the Saint’s clothes were still undeniably glorious to behold, and he spoke as one having authority. Standing there at his full height, trim and lean and keen-faced, with a cool half-smile of greeting on his lips, he looked every inch a man to be obeyed. And the constable peered at him uncertainly.

  “Woi did you break them windoos, then?”

  “I had to wake the people here. I’ve got to get on the phone to London—at once. I don’t know why the post office staff haven’t shown up yet—everyone else seems to be here—”

  A voice spoke up from the outskirts of the crowd.

  “Missus Fraser an’ ’er daughter doo ’ave goorn to London theirselves, sir, for to see ’er sister. They ain’t a-comin’ back till morning.”

  “I see. That explains it.” The Saint put his gun down on the counter and took out his cigarette-case. “Officer, will you clear these good people out, please? I’ve no time to waste.”

  The request was an order—the constable would not have been human if he had not felt an automatic instinct to carry it out. But he still looked at the Saint.

  “Oi doo feel Oi’ve seen your face befoor,” he said, with less hostility, but Simon laughed.

  “I don’t expect you have,” he murmured. “We don’t advertise.”

  “But ’ave you got anything on you to show you’re wot you says you are?”

  The Saint’s pause was only fractional, for the answer that had come to him was one of pure inspired genius. It was unlikely that a hayseed cop like this would know what evidence of identity a secret agent should properly carry; it was just as unlikely that he would recognize the document that Simon proposed to show him…

  “Naturally,” said the Saint, without the flicker of an eyelid. “The only difficulty is that I’m not allowed to disclose my name to you. But I think there should be enough to convince you without that.”

  And he took out his wallet, and from the wallet he took a little book rather like a driving licence, while the crowd gaped and craned to see. The constable came closer.

  Simon gave him one glimpse of the photograph which adorned the inside, while he covered the opposite page with his fingers and then he turned quickly to the pages at the end.

  For the booklet he had produced was the certificate of the Fédération Aéronautique Internationale, which every amateur aviator must obtain—and the Saint, in the spare time of less strenuous days, had been wont to amateurly aviate with great skill and dexterity. And the two back pages of the certificate were devoted to an impressive exhortation to all whom it might concern, translated into six different languages, and saying:

  The Civil, Naval, and Military authorities, including the Police, are respectfully requested to aid and assist the holder of this certificate.

  Just that, and nothing more…

  But it ought to be enough. It ought to be…And the Saint, with his cigarette lighted, was quietly taking up his gun again while the constable read, but he might have saved himself the trouble, for the constable was regarding him with a kind of awe.

  “Oi beg your pardon, sir…”

  “That,” murmured the Saint affably, “is OK by me.”

  He replaced the little book in his pocket with a silent prayer of thanksgiving, while the policeman squared his shoulders importantly and began to disperse the crowd, and the dispersal was still proceeding when the Saint went into the telephone booth.

  He should have been feeling exultant, for everything should have been plain sailing now…And yet he wasn’t. As he took up the receiver he remembered the veiled sneer that he had seen—or imagined—in the face of Marius. And it haunted him. He had had a queer intuition then that the giant had foreseen something that the Saint had not foreseen, and now that intuition was even stronger. Could it be that Marius was expecting the Prince, or some other ally, due to arrive about that time, who might take the other by surprise while the Saint was away? Or might the household staff be larger than the Saint had thought, and might there be the means of a rescue still within the building? Or what…? “I’m growing nerves,” thought the Saint, and cursed all intuitions categorically.

  And he had been listening for some time before he realized that the receiver was absolutely silent—there was none of the gentle crackling undertone that ordinarily sounds in a telephone receiver…

  “Gettin’ on all roight, sir?”

  The crowd had gone, and the policeman had returned. Simon thrust the receiver into his hand.

  “Will you carry on?” he said. “The line seems to have gone dead. If you get a reply, ask for Victoria six eight two seven. And tell them to make it snappy. I’m going to try the telegraph.”

  “There’s noo telegraph, sir.”

  “What’s that?”

  “There’s noo telegraph, sir.”

  “Then how do they send and receive telegrams? Or don’t they?”

  “They doo coom through on the telephoon, sir, from Sexmundam.�
�� The constable jiggered the receiver hook. “And this loine doo seem to be dead, sir,” he added helpfully.

  Simon took the receiver from him again.

  “What about the station?” he snapped. “There must be a telephone there.”

  The policeman scratched his head.

  “Oi suppose there is, sir…But, now Oi coom to think of it, Oi did ’ear earlier in the day that the telephoon loine was down somewhere. One o’ they charry-bangs run into a poost on Saturday noight—”

  He stopped, appalled, seeing the blaze in the Saint’s eyes.

  Then, very carefully, Simon put down the receiver. He had gone white to the lips, and the twist of those lips was not pleasant to see.

  “My God in Heaven!” said the Saint huskily. “Then there’s all hell let loose tonight!”

  3

  “Is it as bad as that, sir?” inquired the constable weakly, and Simon swung round on him like a tiger.

  “You blistered boob!” he snarled. “D’you think this is my idea of being comic?” And then he checked himself. That sort of thing wouldn’t do any good.

  But he saw it all now. The first dim inkling had come to him when Marius had hurled that telephone at him in the house, and now the proof and vindication was staring him in the face in all its hideous nakedness. The telegraph post had been knocked down on Saturday night; being an unimportant line, nothing would be done about it before Monday, and Marius had known all about it. Marius’s own line must have followed a different route, perhaps joining the other at a point beyond the scene of the accident…

  Grimly, gratingly, the Saint bedded down the facts in separate compartments of his brain, while he schooled himself to a relentless calm. And presently he turned again to the policeman.

  “Where’s the station?” he asked. “They must have an independent telegraph there.”