Uncle Gary's Campfire Stories: Bayou Zombie Werewolves

by Visada, J. L. M.

  He followed the woman down the hallway, to her bedroom and watched as she ducked into a closet. He laughed, “You know…usually I have to take a woman to dinner first before I see her bedroom.”

  Nova froze and gave a girlish squeal before whispering under her breath, “I can’t believe he’s in my bedroom. Must resist urge to duct tape him to the bed. Must resist urge to duct tape him to the bed.”

  “Why do you call that a panic room?” He asked.

  “Come in and see.” Nova responded.

  He walked inside and gasped. It was actually the size of a small bedroom. All the walls were covered in guns. “I still don’t see why you’d call it a panic room.”

  “If you piss me off, and I walk in here…you better start panicking.” Nova laughed.

  He’d never met a woman like this before. She was pretty, and had a take charge attitude he just wasn’t used to. He couldn’t help himself. She was a woman with a little extra curve to her, and he liked it. He liked it a lot. “So…is there a Mr. I have enough guns to take over a small country?” He asked.

  “Nope. I’m still single.” Nova said as she grabbed two nine millimeters off the wall and started walking back to the front door.

  “Damn she’s hot.” He said under his breath, but he wasn’t as careful as he should have been because Nova heard him and blushed.

  “You think I’m pretty?” She asked nervously.

  “I think you’re possibly the sexiest woman I’ve ever laid eyes on.” He said.

  “But I’m…” Nova didn’t finish the sentence. She just gestured at herself.

  “I like bigger girls, and I like women that know what they want, and it may be the zombies outside ready to eat us, but right now I can’t think of anything sexier than a take charge woman with guns.” He said.

  Nova smiled as a tear ran down her face. The man thought she was sexy. Well go big or go home as her father used to say. She wrapped her arms around the man and kissed him. There was nothing tender about it. It was raw, animalistic need, and he loved it. When she pulled back she looked into his eyes nervously for any sign of rejection, but there was none. Instead he grabbed her and kissed her back.

  The front door was knocked off its hinges, and Callie Hix shambled inside. Nova was reluctant to let go of the man, but she had to turn around to deal with the zombie horde now marching into her living room. The man wrapped his arms around her, “God your hair smells good.” She felt him pull her back into his chest. His hardness began pressing against her lower back. She couldn’t help but get turned on as his hands slid up and down her body. “Is that a naked tranny?” He asked. “I swear to God I never once thought I’d be killed by a transsexual zombie. God help me if TMZ hears of this.”

  “We aren’t dead yet. Now get your sexy ass back into the panic room.” Nova ordered.

  “Yes ma’am.” He said before giving her butt a playful swat.

  Callie Hix marched towards the woman. She couldn’t figure out how she was going to eat the woman with the PVC pipe still blocking her throat, but she’d figure out those minor details later. She’d tried to pull the pipe out, but it was just stuck. She even tried to get a few of the other zombies to pull it out for her. They couldn’t figure out how to get to it without breaking her jaw, and none of them could reach it in her butt. She moved closer, and Nova pulled the trigger. The top half of Callie’s head was blown clean off, and she fell backwards. When she landed the little gerbil scurried out from the pipe and ran off. After the last few hours the novelty of riding around inside a zombie had worn off. Now he just wanted to go find something to eat.

  Nova fired a few more rounds and took down three more zombies. “Go get ‘em babe!” He screamed out from the panic room door. Nova backed her way to the doorway shooting at the zombies. When she got inside the panic room she stopped for a second and kissed the man leering at her like a horny thirteen year old. “Damn that was sexy.”

  “Oh you want sexy huh…well how’s this for sexy.” Nova pushed the man against the far wall and then set her guns to the side for a moment. She reached down and unzipped his pants and pulled out his long, thick penis. “Oh my God it’s even bigger than I imagined.”

  He laughed nervously, “Um should we be doing this? Hungry zombies are coming through that door any second.”

  “Yes, and they probably will overrun us and kill us both. I’m not saying that to upset you, but the way I see it. I can A) get killed shooting zombies, OR I can B) get killed shooting zombies AND fucking your brains out. Which would you prefer?” Nova asked.

  “B please.” He said with a lusty grin. Just then a zombie stepped through the door. “Oh fuck! Kill it! Kill it!”

  Nova grabbed her guns and spun around. She pulled the trigger and splattered the zombies brains all over the wall. More zombies started trying to come through the door, and Nova started firing. “Gonna be busy for a moment. Can you lift my skirt up and get my panties off?”

  “You don’t have to ask me twice.” He answered as he lifted her skirt up and started pulling down panties. “Oh this is so wrong…but so damn hot.”

  Nova kept firing. Brains and blood painted her bedroom wall. She bit her lip as she felt him press his thick cock against her already wet entrance. She tried to stay focused, but she just shot wildly at the zombies trying to enter the doorway as she felt him fill her in a way no other man ever had. When he finally buried himself to the hilt she was able to refocus. Some of the zombies were almost on top of her by then. She took aim and fired. They fell in a pile in front of her. Nova kept putting the zombies down as he found his rhythm inside her. Each thrust made her gasp. He grabbed her hips and started grinding himself into her. Nova moaned, and her vision actually blurred for a moment. He felt so good inside her that she nearly started to cry.

  “I can’t believe we’re actually doing this.” He said.

  Nova laughed as she put three more zombies down, “Oh believe it. Now get against that wall big man.” It’s time Mamma got hers.”

  “Yes Ma’am!” He said excitedly as he leaned against the wall.

  Nova stepped forward and felt a little sad when she felt him slip out. She wanted to feel him like that forever, but it was only momentary. She turned back towards him. He was slightly squatting against the wall so she could straddle him. Nova put one leg on each side and he drove himself up inside her in one long luxurious thrust. “Oh fuck yeah!”

  Another zombie tried to enter, and Nova leaned back. Her whole world was upside down as she felt him pumping himself into her again. She took aim, and even though her whole body was undulating, her bullet still found the mark. More zombies came in and she kept shooting them. The pile was rising as she got closer to her orgasm. She had a pile of empty magazines laying beside her almost a foot high from all the zombie killing. Her hips bucked and pumped to get the most out of each of his powerful thrusts. Finally she was getting close, “Baby…you’re gonna have to take over for a moment. I’m about to cum.” Her breath was ragged. She was straining to fight off the orgasm as long as possible so that he could reach two of the guns on the wall beside him. He took the guns and carefully aimed. Nova dropped her two guns and wrapped her arms around the man. She pumped herself against him as hard and fast as she could. He started firing, and her orgasm rolled through her. She screamed, a cried, and shook as he kept pounding into her. Then she begged him for more. “Oh gawd! I love it…and I love you!” She sobbed as another orgasm ripped through her. She kissed him on the cheek, but was careful not to block his vision.

  “I can’t hold out much longer.” He groaned as he dropped both guns, stood up with her legs wrapped around him, and then slammed her back into the wall. He started lunging himself into her as fast as he could. Nova snatched the last two guns off the wall within arm’s length and started firing at the zombies trying to climb over the pile in the doorway.

  He kept pumping his hips like a piston, and she loved the way he filled her. She felt him begin to shudder, and then she felt h
im spilling himself inside her. She tightened her legs around him to keep him as deep as he could be. “I love you.” He gasped as he finished spurting in her.

  When he finished, he slipped out and grinned. “You were amazing.” He leaned in and kissed her. It was passionate, and he lingered.

  Nova blushed, “I can’t believe we just did that. I hope you know I’m not the kind of girl that just sleeps with everybody.”

  “God I hope not. I’m hoping you’ll be the kind of girl that just sleeps with me.” He smiled. “Of course we’re going to have to make a change. I can’t stay down here. I have a television show to do. How do you feel about moving in with me?”

  “Wow…it’s so sudden.” Nova gasped. “Are you sure?”

  “Yeah. I believe in going with my gut feeling, and my gut says we’ll be together until the day we die.” He smiled a reassuring smile. “So how do we get out of here?”

  Nova grinned, “I got this.” She walked over and grabbed a chainsaw. She pulled the chord and it roared to life. Nova stuck the saw against the wall and cut them both an exit. “After you sir.” She smiled and gave a playful curtsy.

  He bent over and picked up her panties. “Madam…I believe you dropped this.” He smiled and handed them to her.

  “I don’t think I’ll be needing those anytime soon. I plan on making good use of you as often as possible. Now could you be a gentleman and kick the part of the wall I cut out.” Nova smiled.

  He drove his leg forward and the wall fell over. “Wow…that felt…manly.” He laughed.

  “Well…your manly is still hanging out of your zipper.” Nova said with a giggle. She walked over and grabbed his limp penis and gently put him back in his pants. “Don’t want that to get away…I have plans.”

  He wiggled his eyebrows. “Nefarious plans?”

  “Kinky nefarious plans.” Nova answered and then kissed the man.

  They walked out through the hole in the wall and started moving towards the truck when there was a flash of light.

  *Boom*

  Nova watched in the distance as the first mushroom cloud rose up over the French Quarter. Several more blinding flashes of light happened in quick succession followed by mushroom clouds rising up from all directions. “It figures. I finally find a guy that loves me for me, can rock my socks off, and is as close to Prince Charming as you can get, and the whole damn world ends.”

  He pulled her close. They could see the hot nuclear wind tearing up the street towards them. He leaned in and said, “I love you.” He planted one last toe-curling kiss on her before the wind and heat enveloped them. Her last thought before the heat flash fried her and turned her to a pile of ash was that it was totally worth it.

  Chapter Fifty-Six

  “The explosion took out the entire lower half of Louisiana. The news agencies ate up the story that Cuba had just staged a terrorist attack on America. It was the lead story for a month, and had the highest ratings since 9-11. Jessup, Digger, Lula Mae, and Damien made it out of the blast zone before the explosion. The truck broke down in Mamou. Jessup and Digger still wanted to go to Texas, but Lula Mae and Damien wanted to try and find someone to fix his wheelchair. They were still discussing whether Jessup and Digger would wait on them when they saw the flashes. They watched as everything south of them was reduced to ash and glass in the blink of an eye. Jessup and Digger decided that the explosion would draw too much attention to the area so they walked off towards Texas. Meanwhile Lula Mae and Damien wandered around in search of a man that could make repairs, and that’s the end.” Gary said with a smile.

  “But what about Janet stuck in the truck in Texas at the Guadalupe river?” Ashley asked.

  “That’s really a story for another time.” Gary said. “It’s getting late, and these kids need to get some sleep. I hope you all enjoyed it.”

  Most of the kids that were still awake nodded. Some of the others were already asleep. Gary smiled, “Well alright then. I’m glad you liked it. I always love an appreciative audience. You kids get you some shuteye. Boy?”

  “Yes Daddy?” John said with a vacant smile.

  “You keep an eye on them. Make sure to take good care of them all. Me and Ashley are going to go stretch our legs for a few.” Gary ordered.

  “Okay…I take the good care of them.” John said as he kept staring into the fire.

  Gary took Ashley’s hand and walked her off into the dark. They laughed and chatted for a bit before he leaned in and kissed her. Ashley knew they couldn’t stay gone long, and so she didn’t want to waste any more time than they already had. She pulled her shirt off in one smooth motion and exposed two gorgeous breasts. Gary leaned in and kissed them both and then started teasing the nipples through the fabric until they were painfully hard. She felt a thrill run through her when he started unhooking her bra, and gasped when he started kissing her breasts again.

  She wanted the man, and was impatient to have him. Ashley pulled his pants down and then kneeled down to take him into her mouth. It didn’t take long before he was stiff and ready for her. It only took them a few seconds to slip off the rest of their clothes. Then Ashley whimpered with arousal when he put her on her hands and knees and started teasing her entrance with two fingers. “Got to make sure you’re ready. I want you to remember this for the rest of your life.”

  “I can’t wait anymore. Put it in me…please.” She begged.

  Gary grunted as he pushed himself into her. Ashley was tight, but sopping wet. He slid in and out, grunting with pleasure at each thrust. Meanwhile Ashley was clawing at the ground and howling like a cat in heat. The man was just amazing. He knew how to move and position himself just right so that he didn’t just slide in and out. He actually churned through her. She came again and again until she couldn’t take anymore. Her body was exhausted, but he kept moving. As if sensing her fatigue, he grabbed both of her arms and pulled her up and back a bit until she was just on her knees looking straight up at the moon howling through another orgasm.

  He picked up speed a little. “Gonna finish soon.” He grunted.

  Ashley’s breasts bounced as he drove up into her with every thrust. Gary let go of her arms, and instead wrapped one around her chest…cupping one of her breasts, and he took his other arm and wrapped it around her shoulder and caressed her face with the back of his hand. “Oh my gawd! You’re amazing! You’re the best ever!” She howled while her body clenched and spasmed through one more massive orgasm. Then she heard the screams. At first she thought it might just be an echo of her own voice, but then she realized they were the campers. “What’s that?”

  “Nothing important. It’s just my boy setting those kids on fire. He likes to watch them twitch.” Gary said calmly.

  “Wha-“ Ashley started to speak when the man’s hand clenched her lower jaw and in one powerful motion he snapped her neck and twisted her head around so that she could face him.

  “I like to watch them twitch myself.” Gary said as he kept pumping in and out of the woman’s body. Ashley’s eyes went dull as her body jerked and clenched in death spasms. The clenching and wild shuddering drove the man over the edge, and he came inside her with a satisfied groan. “Best damn birth control you can get.” He laughed as he let her nude body flop to the ground.

  “You done Daddy?” John asked as he came skipping through the woods.

  “Yeah. Now can you stop that retarded shit? It creeps me the fuck out.” Gary ordered.

  “Oh come on…you know it’s funny as hell.” John said with a smile. “And these fuckers just eat this shit up.”

  “Yeah, but you don’t have to do it all the damn time.”

  John shrugged, “I gotta keep practicing.”

  “Boy…I watched you grow up. I seen a lot of the stupid shit you done over the years. Trust me…you don’t need the practice.”

  “Well everything I learned. I learned from watching you. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree you know.”

  Gary growled, “Smartass.” Then he start
ed putting on his clothes. He zipped up his pants and started walking off towards where they’d left the car.

  His son walked up beside him with a satisfied grin, “So where to now?”

  “Wherever the wind takes us boy…wherever the wind takes us.”

  John laughed, “I’ve been around your wind before…and it’s a pretty fucking terrible place to be. Like trying to eat a skunk’s ass while living inside a dead whale carcass.”

  “I call that flavor.” Gary laughed. “Now move your ass. I’m hungry.

  “You’re always hungry.”

  “Telling those stories works up an appetite.”

  John shook his head, “I think you always fucking the girls is what gets you hungry. I still say that’s bullshit by the way. Why do you get to always fuck the hot girl before you kill her? Next time I get to fuck the girl and you get to be retarded.”

  “What if it’s a guy?” Gary asked.

  “I’m not fucking a dude. What? You expect me to bang some guy while you kill all the others. Screw that.”

  “They’re all pink on the inside.” Gary chuckled.

  “You’re a sick man Dad.” John said.

  Gary shrugged, “Like father like son.”