Envoy Extraordinary

by William Golding

  Posthumus looked at Phanocles.

  "Will armour be any use?"

  "None, I should say."

  The Emperor took Mamillius by the scarlet cloak and tugged it gently.

  "I imagine this sort of uniform will disappear. You will spend your war crawling round on your belly. Your uniform will be mud- or dungcoloured."

  The officer glanced down at his glittering breastplate.

  "-and you could always paint the metal a neutral tint or just let it get dirty."

  The officer paled.

  "You are joking, Caesar."

  "You saw what his ship did in the harbour."

  The officer stepped back. His mouth was open and he was breathing quickly like a man in the first stages of nightmare. He began to glance round him, at the hedges, the stone seats, the soldiers blocking the tunnel-

  Posthumus strode forward and grasped him by the arm.

  "Well, Captain?"

  Their eyes met. Doubt left the Captain's face. His jaw jutted and the muscles of his cheeks stood out.

  "Can you manage the others, General?"

  Posthumus nodded.

  Instantly there was a confusion. Through a frieze of gesticulating figures, through an entanglement of men who sought to save their balance on the edge of the pond, Phanocles was visible sailing away from Posthumus' fist out over the quiet lilies. Then the officer was running fast toward the entrance of the tunnel and Posthumus was lumbering behind him. The officer shouted an order at the men guarding the entrance and they sidestepped like a human screen-one, two! one, two! one, two! Posthumus and the officer vanished into the tunnel and the guard remained to one side at attention. The soldiers began to sort themselves out by the pool. Mamillius, who had the whole width of the pool between him and the tunnel, was dashing this way and that as his astonished mind tried to find the quickest way round it. Only the Emperor still silent and distinguished, a little paler, perhaps, a little more remote as the certainty of downfall and death settled on him. Then the soldiers had picked themselves up, Phanocles had clambered out of the pool through which Mamillius, his problem solved, was now wading. Hesitating and unbelieving at the officer's defection they converged on the mouth of the tunnel. The Emperor strolled after them. He gazed thoughtfully at the human screen that discipline had rendered so ineffective. He shrugged slightly inside his toga.

  He spoke very gently, as to children.

  "You may stand easy."

  A sudden push of air through the tunnel moved them and let them go. Almost at the same moment the ground jumped and noise hit them like the blow of a fist. The Emperor turned to Mamillius.

  "Thunder?"

  "Vesuvius?"

  There was a whining sound from the air over the headland that separated the garden from the port, a descending whine, a brazen clang near at hand and the whisper of yew branches. The timeless moment of shock dulled for them the immediacy of their danger so that they looked at each other foolishly. Phanocles was shaking. Then there were footsteps in the tunnel, coming hastily, running, staggering. A soldier burst out of the entrance and they saw from the red and yellow favour that he was one of Posthumus' men.

  "Caesar--"

  "Pull yourself together. Then make your report."

  "He is dead--"

  "Who is dead and how did it happen?"

  The soldier swayed back, then recovered.

  "How can I tell you, Caesar? We were getting fell in again after the-after the inspection. General Posthumus came running from the tunnel. He saw that some of our company were away fighting the fires and he began to call out to the rest of us. There was one of your officers running behind him. I saw the officer bend down by the mark VII. There was a flash of lightning, a thunder-clap--"

  "And a smoking hole in the quay. Where is Posthumus?"

  The soldier spread his arms in a gesture of ignorance. Phanocles fell on his knees and put out a hand to the hem of the Emperor's toga. But the soldier was looking past them to the nearer yew hedge between the pool and the ascent of the gardens. They saw his eyes widen terribly. He screamed and took to his heels.

  "Sorcery!"

  Posthumus was watching them, must be watching them from behind the yew hedge, for they could see his bronze helmet with the scarlet and gold plume on it. He appeared to be cooking a small meal, for the air above his helmet shook with more than summer's heat. They saw that the plume was turning slowly to brown. The sprigs of yew bent, curled in the heat, gave way. The helmet bowed, turned among the branches and hung with its empty interior towards them.

  "Come here, my man."

  The soldier crept out of hiding.

  "The All-Father has destroyed General Post humus before the eyes of you and your companions for the sin of open rebellion against the Emperor. Tell them."

  He turned to Phanocles.

  "Go and save what you can. You are heavily in debt with humanity. Go with them, Mamillius, for you are in charge. There is an occasion waiting for you through the tunnel. Rise to it."

  Their steps echoed in the tunnel and died away.

  "Come, lady."

  He sat down on one of the stone seats by the lily-pool.

  "Stand before me."

  She came, stood, but the grace of movement was gone.

  "Give it me."

  For a while she said nothing, but stood defended by her draperies. The Emperor said nothing but allowed the silent authority of his outstretched hand to do its work. Then she shoved the thing at him, left it in his hand and raised her own to' her hidden face. The Emperor looked down at his palm thoughtfully.

  "I owe my life to you it seems. Not that Posthumus wouldn't have made a better job of ruling. Lady, I must see your face."

  She said nothing, did nothing. The Emperor watched her, then nodded as though they had been in explicit communion.

  "I understand."

  He got up, walked round the pool and stood looking over the cliff at the now visible waves.

  "Let this remain another bit of history that is better forgotten."

  He pitched the brass butterfly into the sea.

  4. L'ENVOY

  The Emperor and Phanocles lay opposite each other on. either side of a low table. The table, the floor, the room, were circular and surrounded by pillars that held up a shadowy cupola. A constellation hung glittering in the opening directly over their heads but the room itself was lit softly from lights placed behind the pillars-warm light, congenial to leisure and digestion. A flute meditated somewhere.

  "Will it work, do you think?"

  "Why not, Caesar?"

  "Strange man. You ponder thus and thus on universal law and evolve a certainty. Of course it will work. I must be patient."

  They were silent for a while. The eunuch voice joined and commented on the flute.

  "What was Mamillius doing when you left him, Phanocles?"

  "He was giving many orders."

  "Excellent."

  "They were the wrong orders, but men were obeying him."

  "That is the secret. He will be a terrible Emperor. Better than Caligula but less talented than Nero."

  "He was so proud of the scar in his helmet. He said he had discovered that he was a man of action."

  "So much for poetry. Poor Mamillius."

  "No Caesar. He said that action brought out the poet in him and that he had created the perfect poem in action."

  "Not an epic, surely?"

  "An epigram, Caesar. 'Euphrosyne is beautiful but dumb."

  The Emperor inclined his head gravely.

  "Whereas you and I know that she is extremely clever and quick-witted."

  Phanocles lifted a little on his couch.

  "How could you know that?"

  The Emperor rolled a grape backwards and forwards under his finger.

  "I shall marry her, of course. Do not gape at me,. Phanocles, or fear that I shall have you strangled when I see her face. At my age, unfortunately
, it will be a marriage in name only. But it will give her security and secrecy and a measure of peace. She has a harelip, has she not?"

  The blood suffused Phanocles' face, seemed to drown him and make his eyes bolt. The Emperor wagged a finger.

  "Only a young fool like Mamillius could mistake her pathological shyness for a becoming modesty. I whisper this down to you from the pinnacle of a long experience and hope no woman may hear: but we men invented modesty. I wonder if we invented chastity as well? No beautiful woman could possibly refuse to show her face for so long if it were unblemished."

  "I did not dare tell you."

  "Because you saw that I entertained you for her sake? Alas for Mamillius and romantic love. Perseus and Andromeda! How he will dislike me. I ought to have remembered from the first that an Emperor cannot enjoy a normal human relationship."

  "I am sorry."

  "So am I, Phanocles, and not wholly for myself. Did you never think to turn the light of your extraordinary intellect on Medicine?"

  "No, Caesar."

  "Shall I tell you why?"

  "I am listening."

  The Emperor's words were clear and gentle, dropping in the quiet room like tiny stones.

  "I said you are hubristic. You are also selfish. You are alone in your universe with natural law and people are an interruption, an intrusion. I am selfish too and alone-but with the shape of people acknowledged to have a certain right to independent existence. Oh, you natural philosophers! Are there many of you, I wonder? Your single-minded and devoted selfishness, your royal preoccupation with the only thing that can interest you, could go near to wiping life off the earth as I wipe the bloom from this grape."

  His nostrils quivered.

  "But silence now. Here comes the trout."

  However, there was a ritual of this too, entry of the majordomo and the service, more patterns of movement. The Emperor broke his own commandment.

  "Are you too young, I wonder? Or do you find as I do, that when you read a book you once liked, half the pleasure is evocation of the time when you first read it? You see how selfish I am, Phanocles! If I were to read the eclogues I should not be transported to a Roman Arcady. I should be a boy again, preparing the next day's passage for my tutor."

  Phanocles was recovering.

  "A poor return for reading, Caesar."

  "Do you think so? Surely we selfish men comprise all history in our own lives! Each of us discovers the pyramids. Space, time, life-what I might call the four-dimensional continuum-but you see how illadapted Latin is to philosophy! Life is a personal matter with a single fixed point of reference. Alexander did not fight his wars until I discovered him at the age of seven. When I was a baby, time was an instant; but I pushed, smelled, tasted, saw, heard, bawled that one suffocating point into whole palaces of history and vast fields of space."

  "Again I do not understand you, Caesar."

  "You should, for I report on an experience common to us both. But you lack my introversionor shall I say selfishness? -see how prone an uninterrupted Emperor is to parenthesis! -and therefore you cannot distinguish it. Think, Phanocles! If you can restore to me not the gratification of an appetite, but a single precious memory! How else but by the enlargements of anticipation and memory does our human instant differ from the mindless movement of nature's clock?"

  Phanocles glanced up at the constellation that hung so near and bright that they might have thought it deepened by a third dimension; but before he could think of anything to say the dishes were in place. The covers were lifted, and the sweet steam came with them. The Emperor closed his eyes, held his head forward and breathed in.

  "Yes--?"

  Then is accents of profound emotion:

  "Yes!"

  Phanocles ate his trout quickly, for he was hungry, and wished that the Emperor would give him a chance to drink too. But the Emperor was in a trance. His lips were moving and the colour came and went in his face.

  "Freshness Levels of shining water and shadows and cataracts from the dark rock on high.

  "It comes back to me. I am lying on a rock that is only just as big as my body. The cliffs rise about me, the river runs by me and the water is dark for all the sun. Two pigeons discourse musically and monotonously. There is pain in my right side, for the edge of the rock cuts me: but I lie facedownward, my right arm moving slowly as a water-snail on a lump of stone. I touch a miracle of present actuality, I stroke-I am fiercely, passionately alive-a moment more and the exultation of my heart will burst in a fury of movement. But I still my ambition, my desire, my lust-I balance passion with will. I stroke slowly as a drifting weed. She lies there in the darkness, undulating, stemming the flow of water. Now-! A convulsion of two bodies, sense of terror, of rape-she flies in the air and I grab with lion's claws. She is out, she is mine--"

  The Emperor opened his eyes and looked across at Phanocles. A tear trickled on his cheek exactly above the untasted fish.

  "-my first trout."

  He seized a cup, spilt a drop or two on the floor then held the cup up towards Phanocles.

  "To the pressure cooker. The most Promethean discovery of them all."

  After a while he mastered his emotion and laughed a little.

  "I wonder how I am to reward you?"

  "Caesar!"

  Phanocles gulped and spluttered.

  "My explosive--"

  "I take no account. of the steamship. She is amusing but expensive. I must admit that the experimentalist in me was interested in her atrocious activities, but once is enough. You must make no more steamships."

  "But Caesar!"

  "Besides, how can you find your way without a wind?"

  "I might invent a mechanism which pointed constantly in one direction."

  "By all means invent it. Perhaps you could invent a movable arrow that pointed constantly to Rome."

  "Something that would point to the North."

  "But no more steamships."

  "I--"

  The Emperor waved his hand.

  "It is our Imperial will, Phanocles."

  "I bow. "

  "She was dangerous."

  "Perhaps one day, Caesar, when men are free because they no longer believe themselves to be slaves--"

  The Emperor shook his head..

  "You work among perfect elements and therefore politically you are an idealist. There will always be slaves though the name may change. What is slavery but the domination of the weak by the strong? How can you make them equal? Or are you fool enough to think that men are born equal?"

  He was suddenly grave.

  "As for your explosive-it has preserved me this day and therefore the peace of the Empire. But it has cost the Empire a merciless ruler who would have murdered half a dozen people and given justice to a hundred million. The world has lost a bargain. No, Phanocles. We will restore Jove's own bolt to his random and ineluctable hand."

  "But they were my greatest inventions!"

  The first trout had disappeared, cold from the Emperor's plate. Another had descended and again he immersed his face in its fragrance.

  "The pressure cooker. I shall reward you for that."

  "Then, Caesar, how will you reward me for this?"

  "For what?"

  "My third invention. 1 have kept it in reserve."

  His hand went slowly, dramatically, to his belt.

  The Emperor watched him apprehensively.

  "Has this any connection with thunder?"

  "With silence only."

  The Emperor frowned. He held a paper in either hand and glanced from one to the other.

  "Poems? You are a poet then?"

  "Mamillius wrote it."

  "I might have known. Sophocles, Carcides-how well read the boy is!"

  "This will make him famous. Read the other poem, Caesar, for it is exactly the same. I have invented a method of multiplying books. I call it printing."

  "But this is-another pr
essure cooker!"

  "A man and a boy can make a thousand copies of a book in a day."

  The Emperor looked up from the two papers.

  "We could give away a hundred thousand copies of Homer!"

  "A million if you like."

  "No poet need pine for lack of an audience--"

  "Nor for money. No more dictating an edition to a handful of slaves. Caesar. A poet will sell his poems by the sack like vegetables. The very scullions will solace themselves with the glories of our Athenian drama--"

  The Emperor rose to a sitting position in his enthusiasm..

  "A Public Library in every town!"

  "-in every home."

  "Ten thousand copies of the love poems of Catullus--"

  "A hundred thousand of the works of Mamillius--"

  "Hesiod in every cottage--"

  "An author in every street--"

  "An alpine range of meticulous inquiry and information on every conceivable topic."

  "Knowledge, education--"

  The Emperor lowered himself again.

  "Wait. Is there enough genius to go round? How often is a Horace born?"

  "Come, Caesar. Nature is bountiful."

  "Supposing we all write books?"

  "Why not? Interesting biographies--"

  The Emperor was gazing intently at a point out of this world-somewhere in the future.

  "Diary of a Provincial Governor. I Built Hadrian's Wall. My Life in Society, by a Lady of Quality."

  "Scholarship, then."

  "Fifty interpolated passages in the catalogue of ships. Metrical innovations in the Mimes of Herondas. The Unconscious Symbolism of the first book of Euclid. Prolegomena to the Investigation of Residual Trivia."

  Terror appeared in the Emperor's eyes.

  "History-In the Steps of Thucydides. I was Nero's Grandmother."

  Phanocles sat up and clapped his hands enthusiastically.

  "Reports, Caesar, essential facts!"

  The terror grew.

  "-Military, Naval, Sanitary, Eugenic-I shall have to read them all! Political, Economic, Pastoral,

  Horticultural, Personal, Impersonal, Statistical, Medical--"

  The Emperor staggered to his feet. His hands were lifted, his eyes were shut and his face was contorted.

  "Let him sing again!"