Candy Man

by Amy Lane

  I will never write a book not dedicated to Mate in some way. And Mary. And, in this case, Chicken, Zoomboy, Squish, and Big T, who were the whole reason I stopped into Candy Heaven in the first place.

  Author’s Note

  Mate was running a half marathon, and I was running back-up support. So he ran his fit, lithe body thirteen miles, and I hauled my lumbering, fat butt for what amounted to a 5K, back and forth from Raley Field to Old Sacramento. After Mate came in, we walked the (final!) trip back through Old Sacramento, and in the nest of shops on the old boarded walkway, we saw Candy Heaven—and went in. Hey, it was the day before St. Patrick’s Day, and we didn’t have anything for the little kids to wake up to. Convenience and desperation drive discovery. Anyway, Darrin, the proprietor, was funny, kind, and 6’6” tall. He was also fabulous in a very rainbow/tie-dye sort of way. Maybe it was that I was breathless, sweaty, and felt stupid, because, hello, Mate was the one running the marathon, but I so needed a Darrin right then. I determined that this year’s Christmas novella would be about Candy Heaven and have Darrin in it. So if you’re ever in Old Sacramento, look Candy Heaven and Darrin up. His shop is the one right across the river by the parking structure on the corner—you can see the bridge and Raley Field from the front. Meet the real-life Darrin and his crew of mismatched, wonderful, happy workers inside. Don’t forget to take a free candy—the blue labels are for tasting. ;-)

  Pixy Stix

  DARRIN CHECKED his manicure and tossed his shoulder-length shag-cut hair back, shaking his head so it came clear of the dangly earrings. Yeah, it was a little grayer when he forgot to do highlights, but he still managed to look glamorous. Feeling cocky, and damned good about the coming Christmas season, he leaned forward against the high wooden counter and watched as Joni unlocked the doors.

  “Think it’s going to be busy, boss?” Joni had a buzz cut, dyed black, and a body as stocky as one of the barrels that held hard-candy sweets throughout the store.

  “I hope so!” Small businesses in this climate weren’t always a sure thing, but Candy Heaven had been around for a few years, and Darrin was clinging to his little store with every bit of strength in his long, manicured fingers. The store resided in Old Town Sacramento—a four-by-two block cobblestoned, boardwalked tourist trap formed in the pocket created by Highway 275, the Golden State Highway, the I Street Bridge, and the Sacramento River. The stores ranged from burger joints to fine-dining restaurants to antiques to importers to art galleries. They made their money from tourists looking for a quick bit of history at the railroad museum, and locals looking for a reliable place to get something specialized and unique. The candy stores—his wasn’t the only one—were a sweet little perk and part of the area’s appeal. They should do a brisk Christmas business, and Darrin thought about his crew of twelve or so employees and reflected that they might be down one for the holidays.

  “In fact,” he said thoughtfully, “I think we may need to hire some help.”

  Joni grunted. “I’ll put out the sign, then. God, I hope we don’t get high school students and shit. I hate premetacognitive beings.”

  Joni was twenty-four and working on her master’s in sociology. Darrin was waiting for her to get old enough to think “premetacognitive beings” were adorable and pat them on the head and send them on their way with a cookie. Right now she was sort of abrasive—although that could have had something to do with her recent breakup. Joni’s ex-girlfriend had been barely nineteen.

  Darrin ripped the top off a Pixy Stix and dumped the contents on the counter, then drew a random picture in the sour sugar and imagined who would work for him. Six four, chest like a wall, heavy tattoos on his back and neck. Bold nose, rectangular jaw, brown eyes, flat and untrusting. A heart like… quicksilver—used to defending itself by pretending it wasn’t there.

  “Hm…,” Darrin murmured. “Yes. Yes, his name is Adam. He’s not going to be… friendly.”

  Joni groaned. “Aw, boss! Seriously—do you see anyone else in there? Five six, blonde, blue-eyed, big boobs, tiny waist—”

  “No, dear,” Darrin said, too intent on the man he saw in the Pixy Stix to be tactful. He saw a child huddled under a bed in the dark, the whip and slap of unkind voices echoing above his sanctuary. He saw a shining lifeline. Oh dear. And the lifeline led here.

  Darrin licked his finger and then drew a little more. Staring at the picture, he tasted the sweet-tart powder on the end of his finger and grimaced.

  More bitter than it should be.

  “This one needs us. Needs sweetening.”

  Joni groaned. “Boss, can’t we have, you know, a wide-eyed kinda hamster girl, smart enough to not be premetacognitive, dumb enough to want me?”

  Darrin pulled himself away from his visions of sugar-humans and scowled. “You need to find someone who doesn’t take your shit. You drove that sweet young thang away sure as I’m standing here. Forget cute with perky boobies. You need someone who will throw you against the counter, kiss you, and then tell you to stop being a bitch!”

  Joni grunted and set the Help Wanted sign up in the window. “Can she have perky boobies too?”

  “I am not doing a reading for you! Now start stocking—we need more of the magnets with my picture on them. There’s going to be a run.”

  Joni rolled her eyes and went to do her job, and Darrin sighed and started to pick up his end. Sometimes it sucked being the boss.

  For one thing, he wasn’t going to be the one helping sweeten this man’s sugar. But maybe that was okay. Maybe just seeing who would sweeten this man’s life would be enough.

  Lifeline

  ADAM MACIAS looked at the smoking hulk of his engine and slammed the hood down. Oh, for fuck’s sake. The Chevy Matiz—whose idea was it? Four doors, shaped like a shoe, and all the reliability of his grandmother’s digestive tract. Whether she’d been constipated or had the runs, it was always ugly, and her mood had been to match.

  And now, unlike his grandmother (dammit!), this damned car had apparently shuffled off its mortal coil.

  He fought the temptation to bury his head in his hands and scream.

  He kicked the car’s tire instead. “Fuck-burger, shit-eating, rancid piece of dog cock!”

  It wasn’t going to make it.

  The fucking car was the whole reason he was trying to drive from San Diego to Sacramento in the first place. The fucking car had broken down one too many times. Adam had missed his class, Adam had missed his job, and now Adam had neither class nor job, and no VA money coming in to help him pay for his tiny little apartment.

  And now he had no fucking car.

  What he did have—the one thing he did have—was an offer from his cousin, Rico, to let Adam house-sit his apartment off of F Street, in downtown Sacramento. Rico said straight up it wasn’t a great apartment, but it was rent controlled, and Rico didn’t want to lose it when he went to serve an internship at a firm in New York.

  Rico also needed someone to walk his dog, feed his cat, and keep his fish alive—all of which he was willing to front Adam rent to do, but Adam had to get there first.

  Which he could not do with his car in its current condition.

  “Argh!”

  He kicked the tire again and then grabbed his shit. He’d served in the military for eight years. He knew when to fish, when to cut bait, and when to ditch his car off at a U-Pick-It and buy a bus ticket out of Southeast of Hell.

  U-PICK-IT PAID him $200 for the car, and Adam thought that the girl behind the counter was being generous because she was trying to land him for a date. When he told her that he had to get to Sac by the next morning, she shrugged philosophically and directed him to the nearest bus station, and he was grateful enough to smile.

  God, he was pretty sure her panties flooded just from a smile, and h
e really wished he could take her up on it, but he was done thinking he could do that anymore. He took the $200, grabbed his duffel bag and his suitcase, and bought himself that bus ticket out of town.

  There would be no more flirting with girls for him.

  How many buddies did a guy have to blow before he realized that it wasn’t just because he was bored, and it wasn’t just because he was horny, it was because he actually liked guys, their cocks, their asses, and their stubble burn on his stomach when they were going down on him?

  Well, the last guy really had been his friend, and Adam had been willing to come out of the closet so they could have a relationship, but Robbie hadn’t. The resultant mess had been, well, less than stellar for Adam’s career, and he’d taken the opportunity to not re-up when the time came.

  He was going to use those benefits and go to school, right?

  Except the one car he could afford had been that thing that had just died on him for the last time, and now he was on a bus with no heater the week before Thanksgiving, freezing his ass off on the way to free room and a little board.

  God. And the guy next to him was looking… interested, to say the least.

  “Hey, kid,” the old man muttered, trying to talk under his breath. “You, uhm, feelin’ lonely?” He accompanied that thought with a hand gliding roughly down Adam’s thigh.

  Adam lifted it firmly off. “Not that lonely,” he growled. His phone buzzed in his pocket.

  He picked it up, saw the text, and groaned.

  My plane takes off tomorrow. Where are you?

  Car died permanently. On the bus for Sac.

  Fine. Key under the mat, am writing out instructions. Cat needs medicine twice daily. The dog may fucking eat you.

  Adam fought a burning behind his eyes. God, he’d expected Rico to totally cancel on him. The two of them had spent long hours at Grandma’s while their mothers both worked, and the bond had lasted through Adam’s stint in the military and Rico’s college years. When Adam had come out and Grandma and his mother had (thank God!) stopped talking to him, Rico had been the first person to text him—almost before the old bitch had slammed the door in his face.

  High five! You know between the gay thing and the soldier thing, you may possibly have become cool.

  Because Rico, easygoing Rico, had been beloved through high school—the jock, the swim team captain, the student body president. Everybody loved Rico. Adam had been the silent, brooding loner, trying really hard to hide his sexuality while at the same time trying really hard to solicit blowjobs from the unwary. God, he’d wanted someone to love him. Blowjobs had just felt like a way to do that.

  And now Rico was Adam’s last possible hope for reclaiming some sort of order from the crapfest his life had become.

  He felt something crawling on his thigh again and, in a fit of irritation, swung around in his seat and pinned the old man against the headrest by the throat.

  “Now listen, old man,” Adam growled, “I may be fucking queer, but I am not up for grabs, do you hear me? You keep your hands to yourself and—” He held on to his gag reflex as the man expelled a gasp of fetid breath over greenish teeth. “—and breathe through your fucking nose, and you may live to see Sacramento, okay?”

  The old man barely nodded, two silver tracks creeping their way down the wrinkled, alcohol-reddened skin.

  “Didn’t mean nothin’,” he wheezed. “Just missing some company, tha’s all.”

  Adam let go of him and threw himself back in his seat. Oh fuck. It was like looking through a time machine, because sweartagod, if he stopped trying and started drinking Ripple, that old man was going to be him.

  “Well I’m shitty company tonight,” he muttered. “Just keep your distance.”

  When the old man crumpled into a tearful, nonpredatory heap next to him, Adam picked up his phone and texted with the last of his battery.

  Thanks cousin. I owe you. I SO need to get my shit together.

  You got your shit together, A—just need a little help. Keep my babies alive and don’t wreck my car. We’re square.

  No. Not square. But Adam wasn’t going to waste this opportunity. He wanted a job, he wanted to get back in school, and he wanted to find his own place before June. Friends? Lovers? Pets? Need not apply.

  The bus pulled into Sacramento just as the sun was rising, and for a minute, as the bus approached from the south, the city was backlit by the brilliant, thin gold of winter. The unimpressive skyline suddenly held character and charm, and the surrounding acres of flatlands and suburbs exuded a possibility that Adam wouldn’t have given the place credit for eight hours earlier.

  Nobody knew him here. He could make a new start. He wasn’t even thirty yet—he still had things he could do.

  An hour later, after he’d hauled his shit the mile from the bus station to his cousin’s apartment off of F Street in the joint-freezing cold, he was hoping one of the things he could do was shower, and the other thing was sleep.

  HIS COUSIN lived in half of the second floor of an old Victorian house. The house itself wasn’t in bad shape—could have used some new boards on the stairs and a new coat of paint, but Adam saw Thanksgiving decorations in all the windows, including Rico’s, and the winter lawn was neatly trimmed. Adam understood that was his job too, but he didn’t mind.

  Maybe if he worked hard enough, the super would recommend him to another apartment. Who knew, right?

  The thought cheered him, and he pulled the key out from under Rico’s doormat and let himself in with a little bit of optimism.

  Which was quickly knocked out of him when something that looked like a cross between a boxer and a pony tried to knock him on his ass.

  “Clopper?” he hollered, suddenly getting the name. Too compact to be a clodhopper, too massive and clumsy to be anything else, the dog wasn’t even really trying to escape so much as it was trying to crawl into the crotch of Adam’s pants nose first, entrance unnecessary. “Clopper, you asshole, knock it off!” He shoved the dog’s head aside and hoped he didn’t just condemn himself to a dog-bite neutering procedure.

  Clopper didn’t wag his tail, but he didn’t growl either. The look he cast Adam was more like disappointment. Oh. We can’t get to know each other better? That’s a shame. I wanted to be your friend. Are you sure you won’t let me crawl into your pants and maul your family jewels?

  “No,” Adam said out loud, feeling grumpy. It was the third unwanted advance he’d fended off in six hours. “You can’t lick my balls. I have to know you longer than a nanosecond, you fucking perv!”

  Clopper grunted and retreated to the far corner of the apartment, where a giant dog bed existed to serve his monster-dormancy needs.

  Adam recovered his dignity and dragged his suitcase and duffel in the door, then slammed it shut behind him so he didn’t let the dog and the as-of-yet-unseen cat out. Carefully he prowled around his new surroundings, deciding they suited him fine.

  The apartment had been adapted from what looked to be the bed and bath portion of the house. To his right as he entered was a small kitchenette with a counter that divided the cooking area from the living room. A small breakfast nook attached to the kitchen, with a little white Formica table complete with yellow vinyl eggshell chairs. Classy, Rico—here’s hoping the internship pays better than the last job! The hallway took off from the living room. From the front door, Adam could see three doors—he assumed two bedrooms and a bath.

  Oh Lordy, compared to the shotgun single bedroom he hadn’t been able to afford, this was like a luxury suite at the Hilton. Adam leaned against the door and closed his eyes. Six months here. Six months running distance from downtown and Old Town, biking and bussing distance from at least two colleges and several vocational schools. He could do it here. He could get a job and get a car and get his feet back under him again.

  He pulled his charger and phone out of his pocket and plugged them both in, then waited a moment for his phone to light up.

  I’m here. Has your plane
taken off yet?

  No—we must have just missed each other. Sorry cousin!

  I’m sorry too. But I’ll take care of your guys for you.

  Has Clopper sniffed your balls yet?

  Yup.

  Good. It means you’re home. Gotta run!

  Adam wasn’t sure what that feeling in his face was until he got out of the shower and went to brush his teeth.

  That was when he saw it in the mirror. He was smiling. Oh God, let this be, however temporarily, home.

  Sign in the Window

  “YOU FOUND anyone yet?” Finn Stewart asked brightly, and Darrin smiled at him, liking his flirty, almond-shaped blue eyes and wide-mouthed smile. Finn could probably be underwear-model material, but he could never manage the whole broody thing. He had curly red-brown hair that peeped out of a fleece cartoon character hat, the kind with the chin strap and the button underneath. His body was all elbows and knees held together by long, rangy arms and legs, with wide shoulders and a torso shaped in a perfect capital V.

  But och! That grin, with the dimples and the brackets in the corners of his mouth! Could light up the sky, it could—and he flashed it everywhere!

  Right now the boy was flashing it as he delivered Darrin’s daily lettuce-chicken wrap, and Darrin was grateful for both. True to his promise to Joni, the past two days had been almost miserably busy as people gathered big bowls of specialty candy for their Thanksgiving Day centerpieces and candy bowls. If it wasn’t for Finn’s father’s sandwich shop, Darrin wasn’t sure he and the rest of the staff would have had time to eat at all. He’d been running the store on full cylinders, working his employees as long and as often as he could, up to and including overtime, and they all needed a little help.

  So Finn’s arrival was worth taking a little break, if for nothing else than to see that smile.