Hitler's War

by Harry Turtledove

  And he knew things worth knowing. Or he was supposed to, anyhow. “Tell me about the snort,” Lemp urged.

  “You’ve heard that, sir, have you? Good,” the young engineer said. “It’s a wonderful gizmo, honest to God it is. You can charge your batteries without surfacing. That’s what the Dutch were mostly using it for. But you can cruise along submerged, too, and you’re much harder to spot than you would be on the surface.”

  “But how am I supposed to spot targets if I do that?” Lemp asked. “If I’m puttering along at three or four knots—”

  “You can do eight easily, sir,” Beilharz broke in. “You can get up to thirteen, but that sets up vibrations you’d rather not have.”

  “Can I get the periscope up high enough to look out with it while I’m running with the snorkel on?” Lemp asked.

  “Aber natürlich!” Beilharz sounded offended that he could doubt.

  True believers always sounded offended when you doubted. They sounded that way because they were. That was what made them true believers. Lemp was also a true believer, in his way. He believed in going out and sinking as many ships bound for England as he could. Anything that could help him sink those ships, he approved of. Anything that didn’t…He eyed the ungainly snorkel one more time.

  “Well, we’ll give it a try,” he said. “The North Sea is rough. Will the snort suck all the air out of the boat if the nozzle goes under water?”

  “That’s not supposed to happen,” Leutnant Beilharz said stiffly.

  Lemp concluded that it could, whether it was supposed to or not. What happened then? Did it vent exhaust back into the boat? That might not be much fun. He wished he’d never set eyes on the miserable Athenia. Then they’d have fitted the goddamn experimental whatsit onto somebody else’s U-boat.

  Well, he was stuck with it. He tried it out before the U-30 left the calm waters of Kiel Bay. It worked as advertised. The diesels chugged along with the whole boat—but for the tip of the snorkel tube—submerged. Gerhart Beilharz seemed as proud as a new papa showing off his firstborn son.

  What happens when the little bugger pisses in your eye after you take his diaper off to change him? Lemp wondered sourly. He stayed surfaced through the Kiel Canal and out into the North Sea. Away from the sheltered bay, the ocean showed some of what it could do. Several sailors went a delicate green. Puke in the bilges would remind the crew it was there all through the cruise.

  “Ride’s smoother down below,” Beilharz suggested.

  “Nein.” Lemp shook his head. “I’ll use the snort when I have to, but not for this. I want to get out there and go hunting, dammit. Even eight knots is only half what I can make on the surface, so we’ll stay up here.” The second engineer looked aggrieved, but that was all he could do. Lemp had the power to bind and to loose, to rise and to sink.

  He cruised along at fifteen knots, heading up toward the gap between Scotland and Norway. The Royal Navy patrolled the gap, of course—they didn’t want subs getting loose in the Atlantic. They laid minefields in the North Sea, too. A lot of U-boat skippers stuck close to the Norwegian coast. Some even—most unofficially—ducked into Norwegian territorial waters to stay away from the Royal Navy. Sometimes—also most unofficially—the limeys steamed into Norwegian waters after them.

  Lemp steered straight for the narrower gap between the Orkneys and the Shetlands. As far as he was concerned, the Norwegian dogleg only wasted fuel. He prided himself on being a hard-charging skipper. (Sometimes, these days, he wondered how proud he should be. Would he have torpedoed the Athenia if he’d waited longer to make sure of what she was? But he couldn’t dwell on that, not if he wanted to do his job.) And the North Sea was plenty wide. Chances were he wouldn’t hit a mine or get spotted by a destroyer. And if he did get spotted, he told himself, it was at least as much the destroyer’s worry as his.

  He kept four men up on the conning tower all the time during the day. Their Zeiss binoculars scanned from side to side and went higher up into the sky to make sure the watchmen spotted a plane before it saw the U-boat. Leutnant Beilharz took his turn up there. Why not? It was the only time when he could stand up straight.

  His disapproval of the way Lemp used—or rather, didn’t use—the snorkel stuck out like a hedgehog’s spines. Finally, Lemp pulled him into his own tiny cabin. Only a sheet of canvas separated it from the main passageway, but it gave him more privacy than anyone else on the sub enjoyed.

  Quietly, he said, “We have the gadget. If we need it, we know what to do with it. Till then, I don’t intend to break routine. Have you got that?”

  “Yes, sir,” Gerhart Beilharz answered sourly. U-boat discipline was on the easygoing side—enough to threaten to give officers from the surface navy a stroke. That formal response felt like, and was, a reproach.

  Where the conversation would have gone from there was anybody’s guess. Downhill was Lemp’s. But somebody yelled, “Smoke on the horizon!”

  “It’ll keep,” Lemp said as he jumped to his feet.

  “Ja.” Beilharz sprang up, too. He wore his cousin’s helmet all the time inside the U-boat—and needed it, too. It scraped on something overhead as he trotted along behind Lemp. He might make a submariner yet, even if he was oversized. Lemp would have thought hard about chucking him overboard had he tried to waste time.

  The big, pole-mounted field glasses were aimed northwest when Lemp stepped out onto the top of the conning tower. “What is it?” he demanded.

  “Looks like a light cruiser, skipper,” the bosun answered.

  “Well, well,” Lemp muttered, peering through the powerful binoculars. It was indeed a warship: maybe a cruiser, maybe only a destroyer. He would rather have seen a fat freighter out there, but…Before he did anything else, he scanned the horizon himself. If it was a cruiser, it was likely to have destroyers escorting it. Ignoring them while making a run at the bigger ship could prove embarrassing, to say the least.

  “Shall we stalk it?” Beilharz asked, all but panting at the chance. “It’ll give you a chance to try the snort in action.”

  Lemp didn’t answer right away. Only after he’d gone through 360 degrees without spotting any more smoke or another hull did he slowly nod. “Ja,” he said. “We’ll do it.” He heard the odd reluctance in his own voice, whether the junior engineer did or not. Beilharz could afford to be eager. To him, this was like playing with toys. But Lemp had to be careful. U-30 and the crew were all on his shoulders, a burden that sometimes felt heavier than the one Atlas bore. He muttered something the wind blew away. Then he clapped Beilharz on the shoulder. “Let’s go below. We’ll see what we can do with your precious gadget.”

  He didn’t submerge right away. He still wanted to get as close as he could on the surface, where he had the best turn of speed. When he did go under, he could still make the eight knots Beilharz had promised, and he would have been down to half that on battery power. The extra speed helped him maneuver into a good firing position.

  He launched two torpedoes at the cruiser—he still thought it was one—from a little more than 800 meters. The British warship never changed course, which meant no one aboard saw them at all. One hit up near the bow, the other just abaft of amidship. Like a man bludgeoned from behind, the ship never knew what hit it. It shuddered to a stop, rolled steeply to starboard, and sank inside of fifteen minutes.

  Cheers dinned through the long, hollow steel cigar of the U-30’s hull. Lemp went to his tiny cabin and pulled out the bottle of schnapps he used to congratulate sailors on a job well done. He thrust it at Leutnant Beilharz. “Here you go, Gerhart. Take a big slug,” he said. “You’ve earned it, you and your snort.”

  Beilharz drank and then coughed; Lemp got the idea the young man didn’t take undiluted spirits very often. Well, if he stayed in U-boats long, he would. After a sailor pounded Beilharz on the back, he said, “Pretty soon, I bet every boat in the Kriegsmarine will mount a snorkel. But us, we’ve got ours now!” Everybody cheered some more. Why not? They’d just given t
he Royal Navy a damn good shot in the teeth.

  STAFF SERGEANT ALISTAIR WALSH SHIVERED inside a house that once upon a time had kept an upper-middle-class French family warm and dry and snug. That family was gone now. So were the glass from the windows, a wall and a half, and most of the roof. What was left of the two-story house gave Walsh and several other British soldiers a good firing position from which to try to stop the Germans pushing down from the northeast.

  He wasn’t sure whether he was technically in Paris or in one of the French capital’s countless suburbs. They blended smoothly into one another. Maybe the fine details mattered to a Frenchman. Walsh didn’t much care.

  All he cared about right now was whether the side that mostly wore khaki could hold off the side in field-gray If the French were determined to fight, Paris could swallow up an army. Seizing the place block by block, house by house…Walsh wouldn’t have wanted to try it. And he would have bet the Germans weren’t what anyone would call keen on the notion, either.

  If they got around Paris to the north and came in behind it, the jig was up. They’d tried that in the last war, but hadn’t quite brought it off. They were trying it again now. Walsh worried that they would make it this time. But he couldn’t do anything about that. All he could do was make life as rough as he could for any Boches who got within a few hundred yards of him.

  More Boches were trying to do that than he would have liked. Germans had always been aggressive soldiers; he’d seen that the last time around, and it hadn’t changed a bit in the generation since. And they had their peckers up now, the way they hadn’t in 1918. They thought they were winning, and they wanted to keep right on doing it.

  The Tommies who huddled with Walsh weren’t so sure how their side was doing. They’d all started out in different regiments, but here they were, thrown together by the fortunes or misfortunes of war. One of them—Walsh thought his name was Bill—said, “Where do we go if we have to fall back from here, Sergeant?”

  “Beats me,” Walsh answered, more cheerfully than he felt. “They want us to hold where we are, so we’ll do that as long as we can.”

  He peered out through a hole that had been a window. The bomb that had mashed this house had leveled three on the far side of the street. As far as Walsh was concerned, that was all to the good: it let him see farther than he could have if they still stood. Some British infantrymen were setting up a Bren gun over there, using the rubble to conceal and strengthen their position. That wouldn’t protect them from artillery the way a concrete emplacement would, but it was a damn sight better than nothing.

  And Walsh liked having machine guns around. They stretched an ordinary rifleman’s life expectancy. Not only did they chew up enemy foot soldiers, they also drew fire, which meant the Germans wouldn’t be shooting anywhere else so much—say, at the precious and irreplaceable carcass of one Staff Sergeant Alistair Walsh.

  Artillery probably based somewhere inside of Paris thundered behind the British position. The shells came down a few hundred yards in front of Walsh. A short round burst much too close to the Bren gunners. One of them turned and shook his fist in the direction of his own gunners.

  Walsh would have done the same thing. Artillerymen and foot soldiers often brawled when they came together in taverns behind the line. The artillerymen seemed to wonder why. Not the infantry. They knew, all right.

  “Can’t win, can you, Sergeant?” a different private said. His name was Nigel, and he talked like an educated man.

  “Oh, I don’t know. Look at it the right way and we’re all winners so far,” Walsh replied.

  Nigel looked puzzled. “How’s that? This isn’t a holiday on the fucking Riviera.” His wave encompassed the shattered house and the wreckage all around.

  “Too bloody right it’s not,” Walsh agreed. “But you’re still here to piss and moan about it, eh? They haven’t thrown you in a hole in the ground with your rifle and tin hat for a headstone. They haven’t taken your leg off with a strap to bite on ‘cause they ran out of ether with the last poor bloke. If you’re not a winner on account of that, chum, what would you call it?”

  “Heh.” Nigel chuckled sheepishly. “Put it like that and you’ve got something, all right. Taken all in all, though, I do believe I’d sooner win the Irish Sweepstakes.” He lit a Navy Cut and passed around the packet. He might talk like a toff, but he didn’t act like one.

  With one of Nigel’s fags in his mouth, Walsh didn’t feel like arguing any more. Sure as hell, a cigarette was better than a soft answer for turning away wrath. Then the German artillery woke up, and he forgot about everything else.

  He hoped the Fritzes were sending back counterbattery fire. If they wanted to drop some on his own gunners’ heads, he didn’t mind…too much. But no such luck. The first shells burst a little closer to his position than the German rounds had. Then they walked west.

  “Christ, we’re for it this time!” he shouted, and dove under the dining-room table. It was the best shelter around. The other Tommies knew what they were doing, too. They all ended up in a mad tangle under there. That table, a great, solid hunk of oak, had to date back to the last century. It would keep the rest of the roof and the ceiling from coming down on their heads if anything could.

  If anything could. That table wouldn’t stop a shell burst on the house or right outside of it from filling them with fragments. Walsh knew that painfully well—and, with somebody’s boot in his eye, somebody else’s elbow in his stomach, and somebody else altogether squashing him flat, painfully was le môt juste.

  An explosion to the right. Another to the left. Two more behind the house. Bits and pieces of things came down. Something about the size of a football thumped on top of the table and banged away. Another chunk of the ceiling? Whatever it was, Walsh wouldn’t have wanted it landing on him. But it didn’t. That table might have let a tank run over him, not that he was anxious to find out by experiment.

  The bombardment pressed on, deeper into the Allied position. It was almost like the walking barrages the British had used in the last go. That memory galvanized Walsh. “Up!” he shouted urgently, lifting his face from the small of—he thought—Nigel’s back. “Get up! We’ll be arse-deep in Boches any second now!”

  Getting out from under the table was more complicated than getting in there had been. They’d packed themselves in too tightly. After mighty wrigglings and much bad language, they got loose. Bill had a gash on his left leg. It might have come from broken glass on the floor or a graze by a fragment. In civilian times, Walsh would have thought it was nasty. Neither he nor Bill got excited about it now.

  Walsh ran up to the top floor. Sure as dammit, here came the Fritzes. Their storm troops had submachine guns and lots of grenades. They’d learned that stunt in 1918. They’d bring real machine guns along, too. The current models were more portable than Maxims had been back then. And they were Fritzes. That alone gave Walsh a healthy respect for their talents.

  He took a quick look at the Bren-gun position across the street. It didn’t seem to have taken a hit, but the gun stayed quiet. With luck, the crew was playing possum, luring the Boches forward to be mown down. Without luck, somebody else would have to get over there—if he could—and use the Bren.

  An unwary German (yes, there were such things: just not enough of them) showed himself for rather too long. Walsh’s Enfield jumped to his shoulder almost of its own accord. The stock slammed him when he pulled the trigger. The German went down. By the boneless way he fell, Walsh didn’t think he’d get up again.

  “Now they know we’re here,” Nigel called from downstairs. He didn’t sound critical—he was reminding Walsh of something he needed to remember.

  “We couldn’t have kept it secret much longer,” the veteran noncom answered. “As long as they haven’t got any tanks, winkling us out’ll take a bit of work.” He hadn’t seen any mechanical monsters right around here. They did less well in built-up places than out in the open. They grew vulnerable to grenades and flaming bot
tles of petrol and other dirty tricks.

  A machine gun started barking from most of a mile away. Bullets slammed into the east-facing stone wall. It wasn’t aimed fire, but it made the Englishmen keep their heads down. A rifle could hit at that range only by luck. The machine gun stayed dangerous not because it was more accurate but because it spat so many rounds.

  German infantry advanced under cover of that machine-gun fire. Walsh had been sure the Boches would. They knew what was what. And then, like the cavalry riding to the rescue in an American Western, the Bren gun in the wreckage across the street opened up. Walsh heard the Fritzes shout in dismay as they dove for cover. This wouldn’t be so easy as they’d thought.

  The machine gun that had been firing at Walsh and his chums forgot about them and went after the more dangerous Bren gun. The Germans didn’t use light machine guns in this war. They had a general-purpose weapon that filled both the light and heavy roles. It wasn’t ideal for either. But, being belt-fed, it could go longer than a box-fed Bren.

  Not that that did the advancing Landsers much good. The Bren-gun position was secure against small-arms fire. The Tommies manning it ignored the other machine gun and kept the foot soldiers in field-gray at a respectful distance.

  And Walsh and his pals and the other riflemen in the half-wrecked suburb made the Germans pay whenever they stuck their heads up. The only thing he dreaded was that the German artillery would come back. It didn’t. After half an hour or so, the attack petered out. The Fritzes had taken a good many casualties, and Walsh couldn’t see that they’d gained an inch of ground.

  Nigel passed around the packet of Navy Cuts again. Bill found a bottle of wine the French family had forgotten. They passed that around, too. It didn’t take long to empty. Once it ran dry, Walsh set it aside. If he got the chance, he’d make a petrol bomb out of it. He opened a tin of steak-and-kidney pudding—the best ration the Army made. A smoke, some wine, a tin of food…He was happy as a sheep in clover. A soldier could be satisfied with next to nothing, and often was.