The Big O (An OTT Insta-love STANDALONE)

by Nelle L'Amour

  “Is that a threat, Brandon?” Her voice is pitchy, as if she’s challenging me.

  “No, it’s an order.”

  Tears cluster in her cat-green eyes. “I’m sorry. I’m working on my anger issues with my therapist.”

  “That’s good.” My voice is monotone.

  “Can you forgive me?” She returns to the champagne.

  “Yes.” I don’t tell her that I’m not going to forget about this incident. Forgetting anything is the last thing I want to do in my amnesiac state.

  “Thank you, darling.” A few fat tears roll down her high cheekbones, taking some of her mascara with them. My eyes stay on her as she rises and repositions herself in front of me. Squatting down, she works the button of my jeans and then yanks down my fly. My big flaccid dick sits parked between my legs.

  “What are you doing?”

  “I want to make it up to you,” she purrs.

  I don’t stir. And then without warning, she dumps the remainder of her champagne on my shaft, soaking my cock, my balls, and my jeans. I jolt from the sudden cold sensation.

  “Jesus, Katrina. What the fuck?”

  “Do you still love me?” She rolls her tongue around the circumference of my dripping wet crown.

  My breath hitches. I seriously don’t know the answer to that question. And it’s like my drenched cock is rolling its eyes and saying: Don’t look at me. I have no clue.

  “Show me you love me,” she lilts, gripping the base. Her billowy lips descend on my length and then make their way back up. She repeats the movements, picking up speed. My soft cock doesn’t respond. I just want to tuck it back into my jeans and get away from her.

  “Dammit, Brandon. What’s wrong with you?” she growls before going down on me again.

  Squeezing my eyes, I groan loudly and almost leap up from my chair. “Christ. What the hell are you doing?”

  An unexpected answer. “I’m delivering your sides—the lines you need to rehearse for this week’s upcoming shoot.”

  My eyes pop open. Shit. Zoey.

  She slaps a folder down on the table. “I’m sorry to interrupt something so important.”

  “Zo—”

  She cuts me off. “I’m off to a meeting with my dad. I’ll have my phone with me so call or text me if anything else ‘important’ comes up.” In addition to air-quoting the word important, she puts a sarcastic emphasis on the last two words.

  “No, wait.” My voice takes on urgency that borders on panic. Like I’m silently saying, “Please don’t leave me alone with Katrina.” My cock smarts.

  Too late. She stoically marches off after her eyes clash with my fiancée’s.

  Sliding my sore cock back into my soaked jeans, I jump up from my chair to tell her what happened, but lithe Katrina springs to her feet simultaneously and shoves me back down.

  She snaps at me like a rabid beast. “We have business to finish up here.”

  I leap back to my feet and this time I shove her out of the way.

  She gasps. I curse under my breath. Zoey’s gone. I grab the file on the table.

  “I’m heading back in. I’ve got lines to figure out.” And that’s not all I need to figure out. My mind’s confused; my heart’s confused; and my cock’s confused.

  “Fine.” Katrina flings the word at me and then dives into the pool.

  Zoey

  A trip to the precinct is just what I need to banish the image of Brandon and Katrina. Right before I caught Bratrina in that lurid sex act, I got a call from Pops, asking me if I had time to come in for some questioning. The timing was perfect.

  I haven’t been here in ages. The last time I was here was when I was in high school. When the kids in my civics class found out that my father worked for the LAPD, they all wanted to see what that was like. After learning this, Pops arranged a field trip to the precinct with my teacher. My classmates loved every minute. Especially the part when they got to look through a one-way mirror and watch Pops question a suspected murderer—a wealthy woman whose millionaire husband had mysteriously been poisoned. Pops was so good at squeezing information out of the suspect. My very own Columbo! All of us gasped when the suspect broke down in tears and finally confessed everything. It was just like a scene out of CSI—of course, the husband was having a secret affair, and the vengeful wife wanted him dead to inherit all his money.

  The downtown precinct is bustling with a colorful cast of characters, and phones don’t stop ringing. I walk up to the bulletproof front desk window and tell one of the busy clerks on duty that I’m here to see Detective Billings. Her name, Alma Lopez, is on her badge. I give her my name and tell her I have an appointment. She scans her computer and calls my father to let him know I’m here.

  “You’re Zoey Hart, Pete’s daughter?” she asks, filling out a visitor’s badge for me.

  I smile at her. “Yes.”

  Her eyes brighten. “The one who works for Brandon Taylor?”

  “Yeah.” There’s little enthusiasm in my voice.

  Alma grows animated. “Oh my God! You’re so lucky! I’m so jealous! What’s it like to work for him?”

  Taking the badge from her, I paste it on my short-sleeved tee. “Trust me, you’re much better off working here.”

  At that moment, Pops bursts through the door, chomping on a fat sandwich. As usual, his shirt is rumpled with the sleeves rolled up, and there’s a mustard stain on it. Jacketless, his holster is crossed over his torso. My adoptive dad may be a loveable schlub, but there’s something so powerful about him carrying a gun. After my mother’s horrific murder, I felt he could protect me. I only wish he’d found her killer. It’s still an unsolved case that haunts us both.

  “Pops!” I run up to him and give him a hug.

  “Hi, babycakes,” he says with food in his mouth. “Glad you could come by. Come on back.”

  Five minutes later, I’m in his office. It’s rare for any LAPD detective to have his own office, but the force felt he deserved one. Pops has been on active duty for almost forty years—the longest serving member of the department. A legend. No one has cracked as many cases as he has or brought so many heinous criminals to justice. He keeps saying he’s going to retire, but both Auntie Jo and I know that’s never going to happen.

  The office is small and windowless, lit by unflattering fluorescent lighting. Some of his awards hang on the grungy walls, but they’re mostly covered with a messy array of cases in progress. His simple wooden desk is piled high with thick folders. Next to his computer is a large framed family photo—the four of us, Auntie Jo, Pops, Jeffrey, and me. And there’s also a photo of him and Mama when they were kids. Despite being twins, they look as different as night and day. Mama, frail and pale with a mop of flaming red hair; Pops, big-boned and swarthy with a crown of jet-black locks. He’s told me so many hilarious stories about their New Jersey childhoods. Poor elegant Mama was always trying to turn him into a proper gentleman, but she could never even get him to tuck his shirt in. I wish she were alive to see him now.

  After that melancholy thought, I inwardly laugh. Things haven’t changed. Pops is as disheveled as ever. The clutter on the walls and on his desk goes with his personality. Buried on his messy desk is a paper plate with the other half of the pastrami sandwich along with a bottle of root beer. He sinks into his faded pleather desk chair while I take a seat in one of the two worn out upholstered chairs facing him. His office furnishings are rather decrepit, but budget cutbacks have prohibited replacements. And truthfully, knowing Pops, he wouldn’t replace them if he could.

  “Late lunch,” he says, taking another chomp of his sandwich. “Want the other half?”

  I’m tempted. The juicy Pastrami sandwich looks and smells so good, but I force myself to pass.

  “You not feeling good or something? You look like you lost weight.”

  My dad, the detective, is very perceptive. “I’m fine. I’m just watching it.” God, I’d love a bite. But I know I won’t be able to stop with just one.

/>   Pops puts down his half-eaten sandwich. “Thanks for coming by. You know I’m investigating the Brandon Taylor hit and run.”

  I nod. My stomach twists at the mention of his name. “Jeffrey told me you met with him.”

  “Yeah, he couldn’t have been nicer.”

  Ha! He must have met the wrong person.

  “He even autographed the box of DVDs I brought along for your mother. She’s in seventh heaven.”

  Jeez. How embarrassing! I suddenly feel bad I never got her a signed set. She begged me for one so many times. I just never felt comfortable asking. Leave it to my outspoken, fearless father. A total charmer.

  Pops takes a long swig of his soda and then sets the bottle down. “Unfortunately, he wasn’t very helpful. The poor bloke’s got post traumatic stress and can’t remember a thing. Lucky he didn’t get killed in that accident.”

  “Jeffrey told me you’re treating it as a possible homicide.”

  “I have no choice. He’s a major celebrity. Something in my gut tells me someone wanted him dead.”

  A shiver creeps up my spine. As many times as I’ve wanted to kill him for driving me crazy, including today, the thought of Brandon Taylor dead rattles me. Pops’s gut feelings are always spot on. A troubling thought crosses my mind. My stomach knots up and my pulse accelerates.

  “Pops, am I a suspect?”

  Pops laughs his hearty laugh. “Of course not, babycakes. You’re the one who found him. If you hadn’t, he would have bled to death. Plus, if you recall, you were running errands at the purported time of the accident. All the shop owners have confirmed that as well as Brandon’s gardener, who, by the way we questioned, and is not a suspect either.

  Though I’ve tried to block it out, I flashback to that fateful day. Driving home from my final stop, the drycleaner, I was halfway up the private road to Brandon’s house when I spotted his lifeless body sprawled on the ground. Blood was pouring from his head. Wearing his running clothes, he was already swimming in a crimson pool. My car came to a screeching halt and so did my heart. In a panic, I leapt out of my car and rushed over to him. At the time, I had no idea what had happened—I thought perhaps he’d taken a terrible tumble—but I knew he needed help. Fast! With trembling fingers, I called 911. I cradled him in my arms as I awaited the paramedics. Tears filled my eyes. Fear filled my mind. Grief filled my heart. I talked to him. Told him to hang in there. Told him it wasn’t his time. And then I spilled my heart out. My tears trickled onto his soft face and I…

  My father’s husky, Jersey-accented voice catapults me back to the moment. “You okay, babycakes?”

  I nod though I feel shaken. “Yeah, I was just thinking about that day.”

  “It must have been hard on you.”

  “Yeah, it was.” He has no idea.

  “Do you remember anything unusual about it?”

  I shake my head. “It was just like any day. Brandon went for a jog. I was doing errands.”

  Pops takes a deep breath. “Can you think of anyone who would want Brandon Taylor dead?”

  I rack my brain and shake my head again.

  “A crazy fan? An ex-assistant? An employee? Someone who works on the show?”

  “No, Pops. To the best of my knowledge, everyone worships him and he’s never been stalked.”

  “What’s his manager Scott Turner like?”

  “A total slime bucket.”

  “A murderer?”

  “No, Pops, he’s slimy in that icky slick Hollywood kind of way, but that’s about it. He’s been with Brandon since the beginning of his career. He’s the last person who would want Brandon dead. He’s all about Brandon. And Brandon, in return, treats him well.”

  “How much do you think he makes?”

  “Not sure, but probably a couple hundred thousand dollars a year. Plus, he gets hefty bonuses. Last Christmas, he bought himself a brand new Corvette thanks to Brandon.”

  “What about Brandon’s fiancée, Katrina Moore?”

  The mention of her name makes my stomach churn, and once more the repulsive image of her sucking him off flashes in my mind.

  “She’s a piece of work, but again no murderer. I mean, she’s marrying a superstar. The sexiest man in the world. Something every woman in the world dreams of. If that was me, I sure wouldn’t want him dead.”

  If that was me. I inwardly sigh. I don’t hold a candle to Katrina. She’s Hollywood royalty. Supermodel beautiful. America’s It Girl. She may be a bitch to me, but she’s the perfect woman for Brandon. Second thoughts bombard me—maybe, I should implicate the bitch. Get rid of her!

  My father bites into the other half of his sandwich. “Sure you don’t want some?”

  It looks so damn delicious. I’m mentally drooling, but I pass once again. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

  My father swallows, but not before getting another mustard stain on his light blue shirt. Smiling with amusement, I hand him a paper napkin.

  “Thanks, babycakes.” He swipes at the yellow blotch. “Your mother’s gonna kill me.”

  I laugh while he asks me another question.

  “Do you know Katrina well?”

  I tell my dad just well enough to know she’s a bitch. Like Pops, I’m a straight shooter. I tell it like it is. Although I can’t say the same when it comes to my feelings about my boss.

  He chuckles. “Was she involved with Brandon for a long time before getting engaged to him?”

  “To be honest, I met her only once—shortly before Brandon’s accident—and then again at the hospital. Except for having me make restaurant and hotel room reservations for his hook-ups, he’s never shared his social life with me. I’ve usually found out about whom he’s seeing from the tabloids and online celebrity gossip sites.”

  “Was Katrina one of his hook-ups?”

  I shrug, gazing longingly at the sandwich. “I don’t know. People Magazine said it was love at first sight and a whirlwind romance.”

  Pops takes another messy bite of his thick sandwich. “You know, you can’t always believe what you read.”

  Pops is right, especially when it comes to the tabloids, which survive on blowing up celebrities’ lives even if it means feeding the gossip-hungry public utter bullshit. People Magazine is different. You can believe what you read in it, and I defend the periodical’s honor to my dad, the penultimate detective.

  Pops chuckles again. “Your mom swears by People.”

  I smile. That’s Auntie Jo for you. Like my brother Jeffrey, she’s a total celebrity hound. Brandon is number one on her list. She almost fainted when she saw that he was named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive.”

  Pops wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, missing a crumb of bread on his upper lip. I reach across the desk and flick it off with a finger.

  “Thanks, babycakes.” He washes the sandwich down with more of the root beer. “Have you ever watched her show?”

  Opening my mouth, I point my index finger at it and feign barfing. “Once was enough. Ugh! It almost made me throw up. The only talent she has is being famous for being famous. Her spoiled rich girl antics make Paris Hilton look like Goldilocks.”

  Pops picks up a piece of greasy pastrami that’s fallen onto his desk and stuffs it into his mouth. I wish I’d gotten to it first. My stomach rumbles.

  “You know she’s not actually rich,” he says matter-of-factly.

  My salivating eyes widen. “What do you mean?”

  “She’s ten million dollars in debt. Maxed out on all her credit cards.”

  “Wow! But aren’t her parents rich?”

  “They used to be, but they’ve recently gone through tough times. Her father is serving time in prison for tax evasion and fraud. All his assets were seized by the feds. And his ex-wife Enid recently declared bankruptcy.”

  I didn’t know this. “Did you learn anything more about Katrina?”

  “Yes. She was sent to a mental institution right after high school.”

  I’m surprised and not su
rprised. She is after all a psycho bitch. “What for?”

  The hospital wouldn’t release any information to me. They gave me that damn doctor-patient privilege bullshit.”

  “Maybe Chaz can give you some info. He told me Katrina stalked Blake Burns, the television executive, and drugged him.”

  My father’s burly brows shoot up. He grabs a pen and writes himself a note on a yellow pad of paper. “I didn’t know that. I’ll definitely talk to him.”

  “I’m sorry, Pops. I should have told you this earlier. I just found it out today.”

  He scratches his full head of ebony hair. Lucky Pops, with his Irish ancestry, has not a single gray hair among them and he hasn’t lost a single strand. “So maybe she’s crazy enough to murder someone?”

  “Honestly, Pops, I kind of hate her, but she’s definitely not a murderer. She’s totally in love with Brandon Taylor.”

  “Do they fight?”

  “I suppose they fight. All couples fight. And if you read the tabloids, celebrity couples seem to fight more than others.”

  “Has she ever assaulted him?”

  Other than groping him with her hands or attacking his cock with her mouth? Bile rises to my throat. I swallow it down before I say no.

  With a deep breath, I compose myself. I need to end this line of questioning. I don’t want to think or talk about Katrina anymore. She makes me sick.

  “Pops, you must know they’re getting married on national TV. On a special edition of her TV show in May. The wedding is going to make her a bigger household name than she already is. Send her ratings through the roof. And probably make her a shitload of money. And even if it doesn’t, why would she want to kill a man who can take care of her financially? Brandon’s loaded. He can wipe out her credit card debts and enable her extravagant lifestyle. I bet she’s already spending gobs of his money. Seriously, Pops, she’s as much a murderer as I am.” (Though truthfully, we’d both love to kill one another.)

  Pops polishes off his sandwich and takes another glug of the root beer. “You’re probably right. I’m barking up the wrong tree.”