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by Shaun Gallagher




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  TOPICS

  TITLE PAGE

  COPYRIGHT

  DEDICATION

  INTRODUCTION

  ’80s Music

  AAA (The Auto Club)

  Absent-Mindedness

  Adam and Eve

  Air Freshener

  Aisle Seat vs. Window Seat

  Aliens

  All-Nighters

  Bananas

  Best Friends

  Big Government vs. Big Business

  Black Friday

  Blind Dates

  Blind vs. Deaf

  Blood

  Body Piercings

  Bowling Skills

  Boycotting

  Braces

  Breast Implants

  Broken Bones

  Bruising

  Bumper Stickers

  Burping at Will

  Bury vs. Flush

  Business Cards

  Camping

  Cat Lovers

  Cheating

  Checkers vs. Chess

  Chef vs. Maid

  Chicken Pox

  Chiropractic Patients

  Classical Music

  Cola Discernment

  Cold Weather

  Cologne/Perfume

  Corn on the Cob

  Country Music

  Court Testimony

  Credit Cards

  Credit Union Members

  Cremation Hesitation

  Cruises

  Crying and Cursing

  Cursive

  Death Penalty

  Decision Making

  Deep-Dish Pizza

  Diaries

  Dodge Ball vs. Kickball

  Donating Blood

  Double-Jointedness

  Emergency Vehicles

  Exclamation Points

  Exercise Habits

  Extroverts

  Eyesight

  Fainting

  Fan Mail

  Filtered Water

  Fistfights

  Flag Burning

  Flossing

  Foreign Accents

  Fraternities and Sororities

  Glow Bowling

  Going Dutch

  Good Dancers

  Good Singers

  Grapes

  Greeting Cards

  Guacamole

  Hair Dyeing

  Handwriting

  Horoscopes

  Horror Movies

  HTML Comprehension

  iPods/iPads

  Jugglers

  Jury Duty

  LA vs. NYC

  Lactose Intolerance

  Lady Gaga Fans

  Landlines

  Left Handers

  Lemons vs. Limes

  Leno vs. Letterman

  Licorice

  Losing One’s Appetite

  Macs vs. PCs

  Manual Transmission

  Marijuana

  Married People

  Mayonnaise

  Moonwalking

  Multilingualism

  Mushrooms

  Music Videos

  Mustaches

  Nail Biting

  Neckties

  Neighbors

  Nirvana

  Noncarbonated Beverages

  Non-College Graduates

  Nonfiction Lovers

  Noses

  Older Siblings

  On the Radio

  Organ Donors

  Origami

  Pants

  Parents

  Passwords

  People Who Dine Out Frequently

  Pepsi vs. Coke

  Pessimists

  Pet Allergies

  Philadelphia

  Piano Players

  Pie vs. Cake

  Poetry

  Poets

  Private School

  Privilege vs. Ambition

  Professional Wrestling

  Public Speaking

  Restaurants and Bars

  Roller Coasters

  Rolling Rs

  Sandwiches

  Scouts

  Sea-Monkeys

  Security vs. Liberty

  Sense of Direction

  Shower Time

  Single-Sex Schools

  Skiers

  Skydiving

  Slash vs. the Edge

  Sleep Position

  Smokers

  Sneaking In

  Soda vs. Pop

  South Park vs. The Simpsons

  Speeding Tickets

  Spelling

  Spicy Food

  Spiders vs. Snakes

  Step-Parents

  Stringed Instruments

  Subjective Morality

  Surfers

  Sushi

  Sweet Snacks

  Tactfulness

  Tattoos

  Tea Drinkers

  Teachers

  Texting

  Theists

  Thin People

  Tic-Tac-Toe

  Time Travel

  Tipping a Server

  Toilet Paper

  Tongue Dexterity

  Touch Typing

  TV in the Bedroom

  Unemployment

  Vegetarians

  Video Games

  Volunteerism

  Voting

  White Noise

  Wisdom Teeth

  Women

  Work Less vs. Earn
More

  World War III

  Yoga

  Zombie Victims

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  INTRODUCTION

  If you’ve ever wondered whether iPod owners are more likely to stir their drinks counterclockwise, whether nonfiction lovers are more likely to have a positive opinion about France, or whether tea drinkers are more likely to prefer mechanical pencils, then this is the book for you!

  The data that underpin the statistics you’ll find in this book come from Correlated.org, a website devoted to uncovering surprising correlations between seemingly unrelated things.

  Each day, a new poll question is posted on the site, and at the end of the day, the poll responses are tallied up and compared with the results of every previous poll to find the two responses with the strongest correlation.

  For this book, I’ve taken Correlated.org’s large data set—1,089,173 poll responses from 36,305 respondents—and generated all-new statistics in which the results of each poll were compared not only with previous polls but with the entirety of the available data. For the 182 topics chosen for inclusion in the book, the median sample size was 2,290 and the mean sample size was 2,222.

  Although the statistics in this book are all based on real data, the methodology by which the correlations are generated is not intended to stand up to professional scrutiny. (In fact, it would probably make a professional statistician weep.) Rather, the correlations are intended to be amusing and thought provoking, and to illustrate some of the absurdities that result when you ignore tricky concepts such as confounding variables or the multiple-testing problem.

  I hope you enjoy the surprising statistics presented here, and I hope you’ll join the thousands of others who help generate new correlations by contributing to Correlated.org.

  ’80s Music

  40% of people have boycotted a company.

  But among those who consider music from the ’80s to be oldies, 52% have boycotted a company.

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  53% of people are Foo Fighters fans.

  But among those who consider music from the ’80s to be oldies, only 41% are Foo Fighters fans.

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  70% of people are adept at using chopsticks.

  But among those who consider music from the ’80s to be oldies, only 58% are adept at using chopsticks.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to consider music from the ’80s to be oldies if you both:

  always wash your hands after using a public restroom

  prefer Jake Gyllenhaal’s movies to Maggie Gyllenhaal’s

  NO CORRELATION

  People who consider music from the ’80s to be oldies are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have been involved in student government

  dislike honey-mustard sauce

  have a nine-to-five type of job

  AAA (The Auto Club)

  38% of people have had a poison ivy rash.

  But among those who belong to AAA, 54% have had a poison ivy rash.

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  77% of people say that if a person dislikes them, it’s generally because they don’t know “the real me.”

  But among those who belong to AAA, 89% say that if a person dislikes them, it’s generally because they don’t know “the real me.”

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  29% of people have visited a chiropractor.

  But among those who belong to AAA, 40% have visited a chiropractor.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to belong to AAA if you both:

  prefer a hot breakfast over a cold breakfast

  consider yourself more generous than the average person

  NO CORRELATION

  People who belong to AAA are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  prefer Google Chrome as their browser

  say they’d agree to work a midnight-to-8-a.m. shift for the next 10 years if the pay were $1 million a year

  have never had asthma

  Absent-Mindedness

  25% of people say they are better at punctuality than punctuation.

  But among those who wouldn’t describe themselves as absent-minded, 38% say they are better at punctuality than punctuation.

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  32% of people say they had a negative first impression of Pope Francis.

  But among those who wouldn’t describe themselves as absent-minded, 44% had a negative first impression of Pope Francis.

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  42% of people regularly eat yogurt.

  But among those who wouldn’t describe themselves as absent-minded, 52% regularly eat yogurt.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to say you aren’t absent-minded if you both:

  aren’t a coward

  think clowns are fun

  NO CORRELATION

  People who wouldn’t describe themselves as absent-minded are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  say the city where they live is more important than the job they do

  keep it a secret if they found out they had only six months to live

  have participated in an eating contest

  Adam and Eve

  38% of people ascend the stairs two at a time.

  But among those who don’t think Adam and Eve had belly buttons, 50% ascend the stairs two at a time.

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  36% of people dislike sideburns.

  But among those who don’t think Adam and Eve had belly buttons, 48% dislike sideburns.

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  49% of people prefer Steven over Stephen.

  But among those who don’t think Adam and Eve had belly buttons, 60% prefer Steven over Stephen.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to think that Adam and Eve didn’t have belly buttons if you both:

  find Australians sexy

  are not a fan of Coldplay

  NO CORRELATION

  People who don’t think Adam and Eve had belly buttons are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  refuse to tip a server when they receive poor service

  prefer to be the X in tic-tac-toe

  own flat-screen TVs

  Air Freshener

  66% of people like cotton candy.

  But among those who use air freshener in their home, 79% like cotton candy.

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  45% of people say they are closer to lower class than upper class.

  But among those who use air freshener in their home, 58% say they are closer to lower class than upper class.

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  42% of people have bouts of indigestion more often than bouts of indignation.

  But among those who use air freshener in their home, 52% have bouts of indigestion more often than bouts of indignation.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to use air freshener in your home if you both:

  prefer debit cards over credit cards

  regularly wear cologne/perfume

  NO CORRELATION

  People who use air freshener in their home are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  fear public speaking

  apply antiperspirant at night

  put a cap on uppercase Js

  Aisle Seat vs. Window Seat

  34% of people tend to micromanage when they’re in a leadership role.

  But among those who prefer an aisle seat on a plane, only 20% tend to micromanage when they’re in a leadership role.

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  41% of people aren’t bothered by
parents who kiss their adult children on the lips.

  But among those who prefer an aisle seat on a plane, 54% aren’t bothered by parents who kiss their adult children on the lips.

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  39% of people believe the chicken came before the egg.

  But among those who prefer an aisle seat on a plane, 52% believe the chicken came before the egg.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to prefer an aisle seat on a plane if you both:

  say your primary alarm clock is not your phone

  are good at parallel parking

  NO CORRELATION

  People who prefer an aisle seat on a plane are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  prefer to dry their hands with paper towels in public restrooms

  say they can perform a handstand

  cut the fabric tags off of clothing

  STATISTICS 101:

  MARGIN OF ERROR

  Suppose you live in a bustling city with half a million residents, and you want to know what percentage of those residents prefer Beethoven to Mozart.

  It would be impractical to ask all 500,000 of them, so instead, you decide to ask a representative sample.

  As you might imagine, the larger your sample size, the more likely their responses will reflect the preferences of the entire population.

  A poll’s margin of error tells you the range of expected variation between your poll results and the value you would get if you polled the entire population. Margin of error decreases as your sample size grows.

  Here’s an example: Suppose you poll 1,000 residents and find that 48% prefer Beethoven and 52% prefer Mozart.

  With about 95% confidence (see page 19), your margin of error is plus or minus 3 percentage points, meaning it’s highly likely that if you were to repeat your survey with another sample group, the percentage of people who say they prefer Beethoven would be between 45% and 51%, and the percentage of people who say they prefer Mozart would be between 49% and 55%.

 

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