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by Shaun Gallagher


  belong to a gym or fitness center

  prefer green apples to red apples

  dislike sideburns

  Decision Making

  58% of people don’t have sinus issues.

  But among those whose emotions influence their decisions more than logic or reasoning, 77% don’t have sinus issues.

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  53% of people say they have average (or worse) reflexes.

  But among those whose emotions influence their decisions more than logic or reasoning, 71% say they have average (or worse) reflexes.

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  22% of people would rather see increased funding to the arts than to the sciences.

  But among those whose emotions influence their decisions more than logic or reasoning, 38% would rather see increased funding to the arts than to the sciences.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to say that your emotions influence your decisions more than logic or reasoning if you both:

  are a woman

  leave your emails in your inbox after you’ve read them

  NO CORRELATION

  People whose emotions influence their decisions more than logic or reasoning are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  prefer cushioned toilet seats

  prefer compact umbrellas over full-size umbrellas

  think it’s sometimes OK for a significant other to keep photos of old flames

  Deep-Dish Pizza

  60% of people prefer mechanical pencils.

  But among those who prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza, 71% prefer mechanical pencils.

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  60% of people don’t own an iPad or other tablet.

  But among those who prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza, 70% don’t own an iPad or other tablet.

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  49% of people prefer creamy salad dressings.

  But among those who prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza, 58% prefer creamy salad dressings.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza if you both:

  pray

  would like to take a martial arts class

  NO CORRELATION

  People who prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have idiosyncratic rules about how they eat their Kit-Kat bar

  have a throwaway email address

  be married

  Diaries

  47% of people bring their lunch more often than they buy their lunch.

  But among those who keep a diary or journal, 65% bring their lunch more often than they buy their lunch.

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  27% of people make New Year’s resolutions.

  But among those who keep a diary or journal, 45% make New Year’s resolutions.

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  43% of people are involved in volunteer work.

  But among those who keep a diary or journal, 58% are involved in volunteer work.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to keep a diary or journal if you both:

  like to write lists

  have read The Hunger Games

  NO CORRELATION

  People who keep a diary or journal are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  think Adam and Eve had belly buttons

  prefer soft-shell tacos

  say they’re typically believed to be younger than they are

  Dodge Ball vs. Kickball

  69% of people prefer physics to chemistry.

  But among those who prefer dodge ball over kickball, 81% prefer physics to chemistry.

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  59% of people find straight hair more attractive than curly hair.

  But among those who prefer dodge ball over kickball, 68% find straight hair more attractive than curly hair.

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  47% of people prefer cold weather over hot.

  But among those who prefer dodge ball over kickball, 56% prefer cold weather over hot.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to prefer dodge ball over kickball if you both:

  enjoy role-playing games

  don’t bruise easily

  NO CORRELATION

  People who prefer dodge ball over kickball are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  live alone

  smoke

  believe aliens exist

  Donating Blood

  49% of people say they feel like grown-ups.

  But among those who have donated blood, 60% say they feel like grown-ups.

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  28% of people like creamed chipped beef.

  But among those who have donated blood, 38% like creamed chipped beef.

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  64% of people say they are well informed about world events.

  But among those who have donated blood, 73% say they are well informed about world events.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have donated blood if you both:

  would agree to staff a kissing booth to raise funds for your favorite charity

  are a registered organ donor

  NO CORRELATION

  People who have donated blood are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  be in better shape now than five years ago

  like horror movies

  have cried during Titanic

  Double-Jointedness

  66% of people like Liv Tyler more than Steven Tyler.

  But among those who are double-jointed, 85% like Liv Tyler more than Steven Tyler.

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  53% of people say their signatures are illegible.

  But among those who are double-jointed, 72% say their signatures are illegible.

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  62% of people are fans of Penn & Teller.

  But among those who are double-jointed, 80% are fans of Penn & Teller.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to be double-jointed if you both:

  have had pink eye

  watch the Super Bowl for the commercials rather than the game

  NO CORRELATION

  People who are double-jointed are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  say they’d rather have a maid than a personal chef

  prefer their toilet paper to hang against the wall

  not be willing to let a stranger borrow a cellphone to make a call

  Emergency Vehicles

  50% of people have ridden a motorcycle.

  But among those who have ridden in an emergency vehicle, 62% have ridden a motorcycle.

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  38% of people have a higher opinion of Apple’s iOS than of Google’s Android OS.

  But among those who have ridden in an emergency vehicle, 50% have a higher opinion of Apple’s iOS than of Google’s Android OS.

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  35% of people have mistakenly used the public restroom of the opposite sex.

  But among those who have ridden in an emergency vehicle, 46% have mistakenly used the public restroom of the opposite sex.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have ridden in an emergency vehicle if you both:

  have donated blood

  like the singer Meat Loaf

  NO CORRELATION

  People who have ridden in an emergency vehicle are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  say they would rather repe
al the Nineteenth Amendment, which gave women the right to vote, than the Twenty-First Amendment, which ended the alcohol prohibition

  like licorice

  say a physical feature is the thing they like least about themselves

  Exclamation Points

  67% of people find Australians sexy.

  But among those who don’t like to use exclamation points, only 55% find Australians sexy.

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  44% of people would rather be friends with Prince Harry than Prince William.

  But among those who don’t like to use exclamation points, only 32% would rather be friends with Prince Harry than Prince William.

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  74% of people are more likely to arrange a bookshelf based on subject than book size or color.

  But among those who don’t like to use exclamation points, 85% are more likely to arrange a bookshelf based on subject than book size or color.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to not like using exclamation points if you both:

  are an overachiever

  are unaware of having ever been rickrolled

  NO CORRELATION

  People who don’t like to use exclamation points are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  own raincoats

  floss regularly

  prefer iced tea to lemonade

  Exercise Habits

  64% of people think New Yorkers are cooler than Los Angelenos.

  But among those who don’t regularly exercise, 77% think New Yorkers are cooler than Los Angelenos.

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  60% of people stay in the movie theater until the credits end.

  But among those who don’t regularly exercise, 70% stay in the movie theater until the credits end.

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  28% of people like creamed chipped beef.

  But among those who don’t regularly exercise, 37% like creamed chipped beef.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to not regularly exercise if you both:

  aren’t an overachiever

  can’t name more than one song by Flo Rida

  NO CORRELATION

  People who don’t regularly exercise are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  regularly check their horoscope

  use the same password for pretty much everything

  buy the extended warranty on big-ticket items

  Extroverts

  35% of people say mosquitos prefer biting them more than the average person.

  But among extroverts, 56% say mosquitos prefer biting them more than the average person.

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  30% of people are Justin Timberlake fans.

  But among extroverts, 49% are Justin Timberlake fans.

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  41% of people aren’t bothered by parents who kiss their adult children on the lips.

  But among extroverts, 60% aren’t bothered by parents who kiss their adult children on the lips.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to be an extrovert if you both:

  consider yourself very physically affectionate

  like anchovies

  NO CORRELATION

  Extroverts are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  pig out when they’re upset

  have dimples

  take off their shoes when they enter their home

  Eyesight

  38% of people say they have an above-average libido.

  But among those who don’t wear glasses or contacts, 51% say they have an above-average libido.

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  56% of people always wash their hands after using a public restroom.

  But among those who don’t wear glasses or contacts, only 43% always wash their hands after using a public restroom.

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  36% of people say that as children, they liked when things were neat and tidy.

  But among those who don’t wear glasses or contacts, 48% say that as children, they liked when things were neat and tidy.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to not wear glasses or contacts if you both:

  don’t have to have the last word in an argument

  never spill things on your keyboard

  NO CORRELATION

  People who don’t wear glasses or contacts are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  prefer emoticons with noses

  like the smell of citronella

  have a TV in their bedroom

  STATISTICS 101:

  CONFOUNDING VARIABLES

  If you were to create a chart that depicts ice cream sales and drowning incidents over time, you would find that they both rise and fall at about the same times of the year.

  Does that mean that higher ice cream sales cause drownings or vice versa?

  No. Statisticians call this a “spurious relationship” because neither causes the other.

  The most obvious explanation for the correlation is that a confounding variable exists. Confounding variables, also called hidden variables, are pertinent factors that we may not necessarily take into account when we observe a connection between two unrelated things.

  In this simple example, the weather is the confounding variable. People are more likely to eat ice cream when the weather is warm, and they’re also more likely to swim (and drown) when it’s warm out.

  Fainting

  32% of people say they have a lot of Jewish friends.

  But among those who have fainted in public, 49% say they have a lot of Jewish friends.

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  54% of people are wine drinkers.

  But among those who have fainted in public, 68% are wine drinkers.

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  44% of people think Saturday night is a better night to party than Friday night.

  But among those who have fainted in public, 56% think Saturday night is a better night to party than Friday night.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have fainted in public if you both:

  have dyed your hair

  regularly drink alcohol

  NO CORRELATION

  People who have fainted in public are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have visited a chiropractor

  prefer dark toast to light toast

  have dandruff

  Fan Mail

  75% of people find it hard to tell when someone’s just being flirty, versus when they’re really interested.

  But among those who have written a fan letter to a celebrity, only 58% find it hard to tell when someone’s just being flirty, versus when they’re really interested.

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  26% of people like wall-to-wall carpeting more than hardwood floors.

  But among those who have written a fan letter to a celebrity, 37% like wall-to-wall carpeting more than hardwood floors.

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  21% of people have dated someone they met on a dating website.

  But among those who have written a fan letter to a celebrity, 32% have dated someone they met on a dating website.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have written a fan letter to a celebrity if you both:

  prefer Good & Plenty over Mike and Ike candies

  would rather time-travel to the past than to the future

  NO CORRELATION

  People who have written a fan letter to a celebrity are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  expect Social Security to be insolvent when they
retire

  prefer to visit Philly for the Liberty Bell than for the cheesesteaks

  like cantaloupe

  Filtered Water

  40% of people think they would recognize the Dalai Lama if he walked past them in jeans and a Lakers jersey.

  But among those who filter all their tap water, 57% think they would recognize the Dalai Lama if he walked past them in jeans and a Lakers jersey.

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  69% of people are bad at writing love letters.

  But among those who filter all their tap water, 82% are bad at writing love letters.

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  49% of people say they are more focused on the future than the present.

  But among those who filter all their tap water, 60% say they are more focused on the future than the present.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to filter all your tap water if you both:

  wash new clothes before you wear them

 

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