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by Shaun Gallagher


  But among those who prefer South Park to The Simpsons, 80% say they’re more likely to become vegetarian for health reasons than ethical reasons.

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  40% of people have ridden a pogo stick.

  But among those who prefer South Park to The Simpsons, 53% have ridden a pogo stick.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to prefer South Park over The Simpsons if you both:

  think it’d be fun to have an identical twin

  would prefer to be corporeal, rather than incorporeal, if you could be invisible for a day

  NO CORRELATION

  People who prefer South Park to The Simpsons are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  prefer limp greens in their salad

  eat their chocolate bunnies ears-first

  prefer their corn off the cob

  Speeding Tickets

  67% of people aren’t members of warehouse clubs.

  But among those who have never gotten a speeding ticket, 79% aren’t members of warehouse clubs.

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  63% of people are fans of Penn & Teller.

  But among those who have never gotten a speeding ticket, only 52% are fans of Penn & Teller.

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  56% of people say their primary alarm clock is their phone.

  But among those who have never gotten a speeding ticket, 67% say their primary alarm clock is their phone.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have never gotten a speeding ticket if you both:

  have never changed careers

  prefer that the open end of your pillowcase face the inside of the bed

  NO CORRELATION

  People who have never gotten a speeding ticket are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  dislike oregano

  like science fiction

  understand the word conception to mean fertilization

  Spelling

  55% of people consider themselves to be patriotic.

  But among those who don’t spell well, 71% consider themselves to be patriotic.

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  38% of people ascend the stairs two at a time.

  But among those who don’t spell well, 53% ascend the stairs two at a time.

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  29% of people think of soup as only a cold-weather food.

  But among those who don’t spell well, 45% think of soup as only a cold-weather food.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to be a poor speller if you both:

  are fluent in only one language

  have never been prescribed a powerful painkiller

  NO CORRELATION

  People who don’t spell well are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  like their current bank

  prefer leather couches over fabric couches

  say they can tolerate annoying people when it’s in their own interest to do so

  Spicy Food

  26% of people prefer white beans to black beans.

  But among those who don’t like spicy food, 43% prefer white beans.

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  51% of people have never carved a turkey.

  But among those who don’t like spicy food, 67% have never carved a turkey.

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  58% of people have bad posture.

  But among those who don’t like spicy food, 73% have bad posture.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to not like spicy food if you both:

  don’t regularly exercise

  are not adept at using chopsticks

  NO CORRELATION

  People who don’t like spicy food are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  think redheads are fascinating

  like warm milk

  prefer dodge ball over kickball

  Spiders vs. Snakes

  73% of people are college graduates.

  But among those who are more scared of spiders than snakes, only 62% are college graduates.

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  58% of people prefer reptiles to amphibians.

  But among those who are more scared of spiders than snakes, 68% prefer reptiles to amphibians.

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  55% of people use the phrase a couple only when referring to exactly two of something.

  But among those who are more scared of spiders than snakes, 64% use the phrase a couple only when referring to exactly two of something.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to be more scared of spiders than snakes if you both:

  prefer Star Trek to Star Wars

  have seen all three Lord of the Rings movies

  NO CORRELATION

  People who are more scared of spiders than snakes are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have a hard time with who vs. whom

  say the person who most intimidates them is a woman

  say that if they had the opportunity to find out, they would want to know the date on which they will die

  Step-Parents

  53% of people have seen a therapist.

  But among those who have step-parents, 71% have seen a therapist.

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  22% of people say their favorite cereal brand is Kellogg’s.

  But among those who have step-parents, only 8% say their favorite cereal brand is Kellogg’s.

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  41% of people would rather get a congratulatory stamp than a sticker.

  But among those who have step-parents, 53% would rather get a congratulatory stamp than a sticker.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have stepparents if you both:

  have worked in restaurants and bars

  tend to choose tails in a coin toss

  NO CORRELATION

  People who have stepparents are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  prefer the Summer Olympics over the Winter Olympics

  think flag burning should be legal

  own iPods/iPads

  Stringed Instruments

  27% of people can play the piano.

  But among those who can play a stringed instrument, 47% can play the piano.

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  38% of people like heavy metal.

  But among those who can play a stringed instrument, 50% like heavy metal.

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  69% of people prefer original music with unfamiliar songs to cover bands with familiar songs.

  But among those who can play a stringed instrument, 80% prefer original music with unfamiliar songs to cover bands with familiar songs.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to be able to play a stringed instrument if you both:

  would rather be blind than deaf

  enjoy camping

  NO CORRELATION

  People who can play a stringed instrument are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  prefer the radio/music alarm clock setting over the buzzer setting

  have sinus issues

  have taken a graduate-level admissions test

  Subjective Morality

  50% of people think a woman should take her husband’s last name.

  But among those who believe in subjective morality, only 30% think a woman should take her husband’s last name.

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  45% of people think there’s been a net increase in morality over the past century.

  But among those w
ho believe in subjective morality, 62% think there’s been a net increase in morality over the past century.

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  82% of people support embryonic stem cell research.

  But among those who believe in subjective morality, 96% support embryonic stem cell research.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to believe in subjective morality if you both:

  consider yourself an atheist

  don’t own an e-book reader

  NO CORRELATION

  People who believe in subjective morality are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  think Slash is a better rock guitarist name than the Edge

  like skim milk

  be good hula-hoopers

  Surfers

  32% of people say that when squeezing past people who are seated, they point their crotch (rather than their butt) toward them.

  But among surfers, 53% say that when squeezing past people who are seated, they point their crotch (rather than their butt) toward them.

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  61% of people own a bicycle.

  But among surfers, 81% own a bicycle.

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  57% of people would prefer to work at a place where they are considered a hotshot and are doted on rather than a place where they’re in the middle of the pack.

  But among surfers, 76% would prefer to work at a place where they are considered a hotshot and are doted on rather than a place where they’re in the middle of the pack.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to be a surfer if you both:

  have been on a bar crawl

  prefer Home Depot over Lowe’s

  NO CORRELATION

  Surfers are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have a negative opinion about homeschooling

  be light sleepers

  have up-to-date résumés

  Sushi

  48% of people dislike eggnog.

  But among those who don’t like sushi, 62% dislike eggnog.

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  42% of people prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate.

  But among those who don’t like sushi, 54% prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate.

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  69% of people like to be alone when they’re sick.

  But among those who don’t like sushi, 79% like to be alone when they’re sick.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to not like sushi if you both:

  never leave tips in tip jars

  prefer your peas out of the pod

  NO CORRELATION

  People who don’t like sushi are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  think being Facebook friends with your boss is OK

  be bad at keeping secrets

  prefer electric toothbrushes

  Sweet Snacks

  52% of people don’t regularly drink alcohol.

  But among those who prefer sweet snacks over salty, 64% don’t regularly drink alcohol.

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  70% of people have never been kicked out of a public place.

  But among those who prefer sweet snacks over salty, 80% have never been kicked out of a public place.

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  38% of people regularly use an RSS reader.

  But among those who prefer sweet snacks over salty, 47% regularly use an RSS reader.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to prefer sweet snacks over salty if you both:

  have never smoked marijuana

  don’t like pickles

  NO CORRELATION

  People who prefer sweet snacks over salty are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  be more likely to flush than bury a dead fish

  be good at remembering lyrics

  like Dr Pepper

  Tactfulness

  40% of people prefer Reese’s Pieces to M&M’s.

  But among those who describe themselves as blunt, 55% prefer Reese’s Pieces to M&M’s.

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  49% of people deal with bullies by killing ’em with unkindness.

  But among those who describe themselves as blunt, 64% deal with bullies by killing ’em with unkindness.

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  34% of people think it’s OK to text while peeing.

  But among those who describe themselves as blunt, 45% think it’s OK to text while peeing.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to describe yourself as blunt if you both:

  just can’t tolerate annoying people, even when it’s in your own interest to do so

  prefer cherry cola to regular cola

  NO CORRELATION

  People who are blunt are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have attended private school

  say their left leg is on the bottom when they sit cross-legged

  most enjoy living in urban areas

  Tattoos

  67% of people like cauliflower.

  But among those with tattoos, 90% like cauliflower.

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  37% of people have worked in restaurants and bars.

  But among those with tattoos, 60% have worked in restaurants and bars.

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  40% of people went to a high school with a large marching band program.

  But among those with tattoos, 59% people went to a high school with a large marching band program.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have tattoos if you both:

  occasionally use Craigslist

  have body piercings

  NO CORRELATION

  People with tattoos are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have gotten straight As

  support the “cry it out” approach to child sleep issues

  deal with bullies by killing ’em with kindness

  Tea Drinkers

  39% of people have never been given a hickey.

  But among those who prefer tea to coffee, 50% have never been given a hickey.

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  60% of people prefer mechanical pencils.

  But among those who prefer tea to coffee, 71% prefer mechanical pencils.

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  71% of people dislike licking envelopes.

  But among those who prefer tea to coffee, 79% dislike licking envelopes.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to prefer tea to coffee if you both:

  would support a smoking ban in all public places

  are more likely to have a sports drink than an energy drink

  NO CORRELATION

  People who prefer tea to coffee are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have a landline phone

  say that bellyaches are a bigger problem for them than headaches

  think they would be better off if they weren’t so stubborn

  Teachers

  48% of people have carved a turkey.

  But among teachers, 59% have carved a turkey.

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  43% of people are homeowners.

  But among teachers, 53% are homeowners.

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  35% of people have read one of William Faulkner’s works.

  But among teachers, 44% have read one of William Faulkner’s works.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to be a teacher if you both:

  have used the word obsequious in conversatio
n

  think that men who wear hats indoors are committing a faux pas

  NO CORRELATION

  Teachers are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  like bananas

  think Will Smith is a better rapper than actor

  sympathize with celebrities who are hounded by paparazzi

  Texting

  62% of people prefer sandals to flip-flops.

  But among those who don’t frequently text, 74% prefer sandals to flip-flops.

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  41% of people are cat lovers.

  But among those who don’t frequently text, 53% are cat lovers.

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  49% of people are fast talkers.

  But among those who don’t frequently text, only 36% are fast talkers.

  DOUBLE PLAY

 

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