A Deal to Die For
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A DEAL TO DIE FOR
A Deal to Die For
Josie Belle
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Acknowledgments
I want to thank the fans who have written and told me how much they love Maggie and
the girls and have shared their wonderful bargain-hunting stories with me. I also
want to thank Mary Ann Lasher, the artist of this wonderful cover. It is truly spectacular.
And as always big props go to my boys, Wyatt, Beckett, and Chris for making me laugh
every day—and especially when I’m on deadline.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Five Tips on the Art of Resale
Buried in Bargain
Chapter 1
“I feel sick to my stomach,” Maggie Gerber said. She glanced at the mortgage papers in her hand and tried to inhale through her nose to calm her heart palpitations. Her palms were damp, and she was afraid she was going to leave sweat marks all over the terrifying, legally binding sheaf of papers clutched in her fist.
“It’ll be okay.” Ginger Lancaster, her best friend since the days when they were both in knee socks and patent leather Mary Janes, looped an arm around her shoulders and squeezed her tight.
“Come on, open the door,” Joanne Claramotta said from Maggie’s other side.
“Yes, hurry. I have to get back to the library before my lunch hour is over,” Claire Freemont said.
Maggie glanced at her friend
s. These were the Good Buy Girls. They had established a firm friendship over the past few years, brought together by their mutual love of thrifty deals and bargains. And now, as Maggie ventured forth into owning her own business, they were her support group and consultants as well.
She fished the key out of her bag and put it into the dead bolt. The lock clicked, and she pulled the glass door open and ushered her friends inside.
Ginger flipped the switch to turn on the lights. Maggie glanced at her friends’ faces, looking for what she hoped was reassurance about the fact that she had just offered up her house as collateral and signed the next fifteen years of her life away.
Joanne was bouncing on her feet in excitement. Her long, dark hair, swept up in its usual ponytail, was swinging as she hurried from clothing rack to clothing rack, looking at what had been left behind by the previous owner, as if hoping for a bargain. She was entirely too optimistic, and Maggie realized what she was really looking for was someone to echo her stark terror.
Claire gave the room a more considered look. Her blonde bob and dark rectangular-frame glasses made her look studious, as if she were planning to write a dissertation on the ramifications of mortgaging oneself to up one’s eyeballs in order to buy a secondhand store. Her obvious doubt was not at as comforting as Maggie had hoped.
And Ginger…well, she flung her arms out wide and spun around in a circle like she was auditioning for a part in a musical. Maggie half expected her to break out into song as her skirt twirled about her knees in a perky pirouette. Ginger’s dark brown face was lit by a wide grin, and she reached out and grabbed Maggie’s free hand.
“You did it!” she cried. “You bought My Sister’s Closet, and now you can make it into anything you want.”
Again, Maggie felt this was unwarranted optimism. Her legs gave out, and she slipped her fingers out of Ginger’s and slumped onto one of the vintage velvet chairs left behind by the previous owner, lowering her head between her
knees.
“I can’t do this,” she said. “I don’t know anything about owning my own shop. I must have been having a midlife crisis when I thought I could do this. Why couldn’t I just buy a sports car and take up with a man half my age? Or get a boob job and take a cruise around the world? That would be normal. This—this is crazy!”
“Of course, you can—” Joanne began, but Maggie cut her off.
“No, I can’t!” Her voice was reaching the high-pitched decibel of hysteria, but Maggie couldn’t seem to stop herself. “The only things I know how to do are shop sales, take care of Dr. Franklin’s bookkeeping and raise my daughter, Laura.”
The papers she still clutched were becoming soggy in her panic-slicked hands, and the skin on her forearms and neck itched as if a severe rash was coming on.
“She doesn’t look so good,” Claire said to the others. “I’m afraid we have a full-on panic attack fast approaching.”
“Find a paper bag for her to breathe into and a cool cloth for the back of her neck,” Ginger ordered as she knelt beside Maggie.
Joanne and Claire dashed around the half-empty store while Ginger stayed with Maggie. She rubbed Maggie’s back as if she were soothing one of her boys after a nightmare.
“Now, you listen to me,” Ginger said. She was using her stern no-nonsense voice. “Laura is at Penn State, and she’s doing fine. Dr. Franklin is semiretired now and doesn’t need you as much. When he retires completely, he won’t need you at all. It is time for you to find your own niche, and this shop is it.”
“But what if I fail?” Maggie moaned.
“Oh, honey, you won’t. You and I grew up on Hardy Street together, remember?”
Maggie snorted. She did remember. She and Ginger had both come from large families where thriftiness was considered a way of life. It had given them a bond as young girls that they had maintained when they’d both stayed in St. Stanley to raise their own families.
“Now, hear me,” Ginger said. “You are the type of gal who can squeeze a copper penny into wire if need be. If anyone is destined to make a successful business out of resale, it is you, and I’m saying that not just as your friend but also as your accountant.”
Ginger gently pulled Maggie’s shoulder-length auburn hair away from her face so that her velvet brown eyes could meet Maggie’s green ones. Maggie sucked in a steadying breath and hugged her friend tightly. Leave it to Ginger to talk her down from the ledge yet again.
“Thanks,” she said. “You’re the best.”
Joanne and Claire came back into the room with a paper bag and a wet cloth. Maggie took the cloth and put it on the back of her neck to stave off any more panic, but she waved away the paper bag, hoping she wouldn’t need it.
“Better?” Claire asked.
“I think so,” Maggie said. She forced her lips into a smile, and the others seemed reassured.
“The first thing this place needs is a new coat of paint,” Joanne said. “Honestly, what were they thinking with the pea green walls?”
“Great, more money down the drain,” Maggie muttered. “Next it will be the plumbing, or I’ll have to get new windows, or maybe there will an electrical fire.”
Ginger grabbed the paper bag from Joanne and snapped it open. She held it out to Maggie, and said, “Breathe.”
Maggie took it and clamped it over her mouth.
“Paint is cheap,” Joanne said. “When Michael and I bought our deli, More than Meats, it needed painting in the worst way, so we checked out the Oops paint pile at the Home Depot over in Rosemont and got the perfect colors for a quarter of the price.”
“I love the Oops pile,” Claire said. “The lavender in my bedroom came from there.”
Maggie lowered the bag. “Oh, I like that color,” she said.
She glanced at the walls and pictured them in shades of dove gray and pale blue. She wanted the shop to have a classic-looking interior, not something that would get dated too fast. Her heart gave a little skip, but she realized that this time it was enthusiasm and not anxiety giving her palpitations.
Her happy little bubble of hope abruptly popped when the front door was yanked open and in strode Summer Phillips. Summer had been a thorn in Maggie’s backside from the day they’d met in kindergarten.
After thirty-six years, Maggie would have thought their enmity might have diminished, but no. So fresh was Summer’s hostility that it seemed like just yesterday that Maggie had been playing in the kindergarten’s toy kitchen with Ginger when Summer demanded that Maggie let her have a turn. Maggie had refused because her pretend cake wasn’t done baking, and Summer had responded by shoving Maggie headfirst into the toy oven.
Maggie’s head had been wedged so tightly that their teacher, Mrs. Grady, had no choice but to use Crisco to get it out. Naturally, everyone in class called her “greasy locks” for weeks afterwards. A nickname coined by Summer, of course. Maggie had hated Summer from that day forward, and the feeling was mutual.
“Is it true?” Summer asked.
She stood in her purple platform pumps with one red talon-fingered hand on her hip as she tossed back her long blonde extensions and took in the half-empty shop at a glance. “You actually bought this dump?”
Maggie opened her mouth to speak, but Ginger stepped in front of her and asked, “Was there something you needed, Summer? Because I do believe the sign on the door reads, Closed, or can you still not read?”
“Funny,” Summer said without humor. “But, yeah, there is something I need.”
“This should be good,” Joanne said to Claire, obviously not caring if Summer heard her or not.
She trotted over to the window and gestured for them to follow her. “See that?”
Reluctantly, Maggie put one foot in front of the other. Whatever Summer was going to show her was not going to make her happy. She knew that just like she knew Summer’s double Ds were big fakeys.
“That”—Summer paused to tap on the picture window with a spiky nail—“is now mine.”
M
aggie looked out across the town green toward what used to be an appliance store. She had known the store was closing and was sad about it. She had always gotten her kitchen gadgets there and even though she knew that the owners were retiring and selling the store, she hadn’t quite accepted it. She certainly had not known that Summer had bought it.
“That is my new resale store, Second Time Around,” Summer announced. Her eyes sparkled with malicious glee. “Now I don’t want my customers to be offended by looking across at this eyesore. So, clean it up, or better yet, why don’t you sell it before you lose your shirt? Ha! Get it? Lose your shirt?”
As if sensing the urge to slap Summer was going to be more than Maggie could bear, both Ginger and Joanne moved in close and penned her in on each side, while Claire hustled forth and grabbed Summer’s elbow and pulled her toward the door.
“Look at the time,” Claire said, not even bothering to consult her watch. “I have to get back to the library. Walk with me, Summer? Gee, that’d be great.”
Claire dragged Summer out the door without waiting for her answer. As soon as the door shut, Ginger and Joanne stepped away, as if expecting Maggie to go volcanic on them.
She couldn’t blame them. Her relationship with Summer did not bring out her best side. She took a steadying breath.
She refused to give in to the temptation, no matter how mighty, to punch, kick or shred something in the aftermath of Summer’s bomb-dropping. Summer had done more than enough damage for one day.
Maggie let out a long breath and turned to Ginger and Joanne. They were both watching her with wide-eyed stares. She curved her lips into what she hoped was a serene smile.
“What did we have planned for our next bargain-hunting venture?” she asked.