Bell, Book, and Scandal jj-14

by Jill Churchill

  "Because it might mean something."

  "Like what?"

  "Your handsome detective is in charge of this case but he still gave his talks?" Felicity wasn't quite grasping what this was about. It was certainly more interesting than Gaylord's underwear.

  "No," Jane said, surprising Shelley that she'd paid attention in spite of her deer-in-theheadlights look. "He was just called first because he was the closest. It's some other detective's case."

  "Okay. I grasp that now," Felicity said. "But what does this have to do with the pages of old paperbacks falling out?"

  "Mel mentioned in passing that Zac was found on the ground just outside his van. He had an old yellowed book page in his hand. That's what I was trying so hard to remember."

  Shelley said, "Why is this so important to you, Jane, that you've fretted so much about recalling it?"

  Jane shrugged. "I don't know exactly. I just have a strong feeling that it might be significant."

  "Nonsense," Shelley said briskly. "He was probably waiting for someone and reading while he waited. Maybe he dropped it like Felicity did and was trying to find where to put it back in when he was attacked."

  "I know that makes sense," Jane admitted. "It's

  probably true, too. Somehow I had an idea it might have more of a meaning."

  Both the other women were trying hard not to roll their eyes in disbelief at this bizarre remark.

  "Where was the rest of the book?" Jane said. "Mel didn't mention a book being in the van."

  "Why would he mention it anyway?" Shelley asked. "Probably half of the people attending this conference have books in their cars if they drove here. You yourself have already stashed some of your own in your new Jeep so you don't have to carry them all out at once, and I've loaded about half mine into the minivan."

  Felicity said, "I've already shipped some of mine home through the hotel's office center."

  "You're both right again," Jane said. "But still… would you order the shrimp pasta and iced tea for me while I go in the lobby and call Mel? I hate to see people making their phone calls from restaurant tables."

  As Jane left, Felicity said, "If she feels so strongly about this, she could be right."

  Shelley replied, "It's just writer's imagination." She added with a kind smile, "You have it, too."

  Mel was even more skeptical than Shelley. "A page from a book? Yeah, I think I noticed that. I'd forgotten about it. Why are you asking?"

  "It could be important. Were there other books in the vehicle?"

  "I have no idea. Why do you think it's important?"

  "I'm not certain. I simply think it could be significant. Would you ask the detective in charge if he could fax the page to the hotel? I have the number here."

  "Jane, get a grip. Why would anyone have bothered keeping the page he had in his hand?"

  "You don't mean when a person is attacked all the relevant bits and pieces aren't kept? That doesn't sound like what you said in the 'Scene of the Crime' talk you gave."

  "But he wasn't murdered. Just roughed up. Nothing was even stolen," Mel objected. "And in case you want to know, the hospital already released him this afternoon."

  "Please, Mel. See if someone has the page. It would mean a lot to me."

  Mel sighed deeply. "Jane, I must have some halfway decent reason for asking for this stupid page. I can't just say 'a friend of mine would like to see it.' "

  "Why not? If it's still around and nobody thinks it means anything, why wouldn't they let someone see it?"

  "Jane, you're the most meddling woman in the world."

  "I know that," she said, smiling. He'd caved.

  She came back to the table and didn't mention anything else about the page or her conversation

  with Mel. And neither of the other women brought it up. They just chatted about the conference and complained once again, halfheartedly, about Vernetta and Gaylord.

  "Have you discovered any additional information about who Miss Mystery is?" Jane asked Felicity.

  "Not for sure. I hive a theory though. I think it's that woman who eavesdrops everywhere she goes. In fact, she's sitting over there." Felicity pointed with her hand close to the table. "The plump one at the third table to the right with the upswept gray hair and the purple suit. Keep an eye on her. She's sitting next to a bunch of authors and making notes behind her menu so they don't see her doing it."

  Shelley said excitedly, "It's the same woman I was guessing. Remember when I pointed her out to you earlier, Jane? Great minds think alike."

  Sixteen

  As Jane, Shelley, and Felicity left the restaurant, Jane remembered to ask Felicity about Vernetta's epubbed book. "Is it still up on the Internet somewhere?"

  "I have no idea. Interesting question though. She probably didn't even know to copyright it, much less remove it from wherever it is."

  "Do you know the title of it?" Shelley asked. "Jane says she never wants to read it, but I'm curious."

  "Someone told me the title," Felicity responded, "but I'm sorry, I don't remember what it was. Something with a word like 'Quest' in it. Finding someone? Searching?"

  Shelley interrupted with another insight. "Isn't it odd that Vernetta and Gaylord don't brag about the book or the story? All that Vernetta seems interested in is bragging about the money she's made or will make."

  Jane said, "I'd never realized that, but it's true.

  How much of an advance did she receive? Do you know?"

  Felicity frowned. "That I do recall vividly. A cool million. Of course, the publisher will spread it out as far as they can and try to make it up by making a movie deal to earn back the money."

  "That's interesting," Shelley remarked. "Does Sophie Smith often pay that much for anyone's book? As cranky as she sounds, I assumed she'd be stingy as well."

  "She is stingy. When I was with her the first time, it was all promises of bestsellerdom, but my part of the deal was to buckle down and produce the book in four months and take a rock-bottom advance so the publisher's money could all go into promotion. Lots of blah-blah about how it's a good idea to plan your income this way — drawing it out for as long a time as possible to save on bumping yourself into a higher tax rate all in one year and making horribly high social security contributions."

  "Doesn't the publisher pay half of your social security like other businesses do?" Shelley asked.

  "They most certainly don't. And they don't give you any retirement benefits either. The author has to pay it all. What's more, on my royalty statements they always have more returns from Canada than the number of books they claimed to have shipped."

  Now Shelley had the stunned look, too surprised to even speak.

  "I presume it didn't make you rich?" Jane asked.

  "What do you think? No. I never even earned out the pitiful advance. I was young and stupid then. It was only my second book. I had a wimpy agent who was afraid to tackle someone as powerful as Sophie. Sophie even forgot to put any mention of my book in the sales booklet for the month it was released. And to answer your first question, Shelley, she often pays authors a bundle. But those people are the ones who are already highly successful. Many are merely unhappy with something about the publisher they're with. She lures them away with lots of money, then treats them as badly as she treats everyone else."

  She did a little shake like a dog does when it's wet. "I shouldn't complain. I'm now with a good agent and good publisher and make a very comfortable living on my advances and royalties. Even though I have to turn over outrageous amounts of it to the IRS in estimated payments."

  "You deserve it," Jane said, changing the subject as quickly as she could. She didn't want Shelley to go off on her own highly inflammatory opinions of the Internal Revenue Service.

  As they were drawing apart to go their separate ways, Shelley said, "Oh, Felicity, would you ask around and see if you can find out what the epubbed version of Vernetta's book is called? I'm curious."

  "I will. I promise. My payment to y
ou for letting me vent. I think two of the people who claimed to have read it are here at the conference. I'll make a point of hunting them down."

  Jane went to the front desk and asked if they'd received a fax for her of the page Zac was clutching in his hand when he was found. They hadn't. She feared that the page had simply been thrown away. She tried to tell herself she was being silly thinking the page meant anything at all. Although she was still convinced that it might have some significance.

  She and Shelley went up to the suite to read for a while. The two evening seminars that were going on sounded useless. One was another one about grammar. The other was about costumes. On the way upstairs, Jane had stopped by the room where the costume seminar was to take place and picked up the handout that listed reference books and what periods of time they covered. That was all she wanted to know. She supposed the speaker would simply go through this sheet and explain endlessly what was already on the list.

  She and Shelley made another run at the books they'd collected. Jane realized that two of them were by the woman Felicity said was a wonderful friend who, unfortunately, let her character go stupid and put herself in danger at the end of each book. Jane wondered if the bookseller might let her return it in trade for something else she'd like better.

  She put the question to Shelley, who replied, "I'd guess the bookseller would if it was still in good shape. You haven't broken the spine yet, have you?"

  This was one of the points that Jane and Shelley disagreed about. Shelley felt that books should remain in good condition forever. Jane's feeling was that if she'd paid for it, it was hers to abuse if she chose. Shelley had often come to Jane's house and seen a book squashed open, face down, on a counter or over the arm of a chair. "Buy bookmarks, Jane!" she always said.

  "Waste of money. I usually try to use something like a grocery receipt," Jane would counter. "If it's my book, I can do anything I want with it. I could tear pages out to wash windows. Take it into the bathtub and know it might come back out wet. Or put it in the trash if I'm not liking it."

  She'd never let Shelley find out that the reference books she'd purchased for working on her book were highlighted in yellow throughout. That would have put Shelley completely over the brink.

  The phone rang and Jane was closest. "Yes, thank you. I'll be right down to pick it up," she said to the caller.

  "What was that about?" Shelley asked.

  "I have a fax at the front desk. Mel must have found the page Zac was hanging on to," Jane explained. "I'll be right back."

  When she returned to the suite and opened the

  envelope, she was disappointed. She knew Mel said it was an old page with yellow edges. Unfortunately, the yellow turned into gray when faxed. The words on the outside edge were virtually unreadable. She sat down with a pencil at the dining table and tried to puzzle out what the missing words were.

  Shelley was pointedly ignoring her. She was buzzing around picking things up and putting them away. She finally broke down after twenty minutes when there was no longer anything to move or clean up. "Is it interesting?"

  "Not especially. It's grammatically correct is the best I can say for it. It's a guy named Malachi thinking over why it seems to be so important to him to find a woman he's only seen in a dream that he's had several times. I'd wonder the same thing if I were he, but wouldn't fret myself about it."

  "So it's not worthwhile," Shelley said in a voice of triumph.

  "Who knows?" Jane said. "Maybe the rest of it was really good." The phone rang again. This time Shelley picked it up. "Let me write that down. Jane, where's a notepad and pencil?"

  "You put everything that wasn't nailed down away somewhere," Jane said. She handed Shelley a paperback book and a pen from her purse and said, "Write it down on the first page."

  "No. I'd ruin the book."

  "Suit yourself," Jane said, not wishing for another round of how-a-book-must-be-treated.

  With great reluctance, Shelley wrote something on the reverse side of the back cover.

  "That was Felicity," she said. "The title of Ver netta's e-pubbed book is Martin's Quest or The Quest of a Martian, she said. Two different people called it by different names."

  "I doubt the Martian one," Jane said with smile. "I can't imagine Sophie Smith paying a for tune for a science fiction book."

  Seventeen

  "It's odd about this page Zac was holding," jan said.

  "What's odd?"

  "Many books these days have a heading on each page. You know, the author's name at th top of one page and the title of the book on th opposite page."

  Shelley checked some of the books she'd pux chased. "You're right. I never noticed that. Bu this page doesn't," she said, looking over Jane' shoulder.

  "If we can't hunt down Zac or if he doesn't re member what the book was, we'll never know."

  "Will we care?" Shelley asked. ·

  "I think so. I don't think that Sophie Smith's ill ness was natural, nor was the attack on Zac. Ei ther one could have died."

  "You amaze me. You don't think they were jus pranks? And Sophie could have just eaten a bad egg with her breakfast."

  Jane said, "If you were eating a bad egg, you'd know it right away."

  "I just meant it as an example," Shelley said grumpily.

  "I think these two 'unfortunate' events are connected. Remember that Zac handed Sophie a book at the reservation desk. It must be the connection."

  "Did she then give it back to him and he was looking it over when he was attacked?"

  "Maybe," Jane claimed. "Or it was another copy."

  Jane suddenly slapped her head. "I know who might be able to identify it!"

  "Identify what?"

  "The page from the book Zac was reading. Or at least holding." She went on to explain about the contest Chester Griffith had conducted, and the woman who won the prize. "She's a teacher at a local college and teaches about the mystery and science fiction genres. Her name is…"

  Jane screwed up her eyes and tried to bring the woman's name up. "Mr. Griffith will remember," she finally said. "I'm going down to the desk and have copies of the page made. Maybe if they lighten it up a bit, the words at the end will be easier to decipher."

  "I'll come with you," Shelley said, somewhat to Jane's surprise. It was the first hint that Shelley was accepting Jane's wobbly theory that the page meant something."Make me a copy," Shelley said when they ar-

  rived at the front desk.

  "why?”

  "I'm not telling," Shelley replied.

  Jane went to find Chester Griffith. He was still at his book booth and was engaged with a collector who was arguing over the price of a rare book. Jane had to wait impatiently for the conversation to end, which it did with the customer accepting Griffith's choice of cost.

  "I'm sorry to bother you…"

  "You're not a bother. You're a good customer," Chester said with a smile.

  "I'm trying to remember the name of the young woman who won the contest, and I know your memory is better than mine," Jane said with a smile

  "She's LaLane Jones."

  "Of course," Jane said. "All I could recall was that the first name had two 'L' sounds. Do you think she's still in the hotel somewhere?"

  "I should think so. She's on the list of attendees on the back of the program."

  "I've lost my program," Jane admitted.

  Chester leaned down and pulled an extra program from a hidden shelf. "I always receive a cou- ple of extra ones."

  "Thank you so much," she said. She headed foi the closest house phone and asked to be connected to guest LaLane Jones.

  The phone rang twice and a woman's voice said, "Hello?"

  "Is this Ms. LaLane Jones?"

  "Yes, it is."

  "I'm Jane Jeffry, one of the people attending the conference. I admired how much you knew about mysteries. I need to pick your brain, which I know to be an amazing storehouse. I was hoping you'd meet me somewhere, in a location of your choice."

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nbsp; "How about the book room? Give me about ten minutes."

  "This is so mysterious," Ms. Jones said when Jane snagged her and introduced herself. "What do you need to know and why?"

  "Let's sit down somewhere quiet," Jane said, indicating a sofa in the corner of the room that was currently not in use by other readers. She handed the copies of the front and back of the page to LaLane Jones.

  "I'm hoping you'll recognize these two pages. I'll keep as quiet as a mouse while you read them. And then I'll tell you why I need to learn who wrote it."

  Jane sat, as she promised, silently. She didn't look at LaLane for fear of making her nervous. Instead she studied the other shoppers. They were all fully engaged in looking for new or old books and handling them gently and respectfully. Jane wondered if some of them were like her, and once having purchased a book they felt they could treat it as their own. Breaking the spine so they could spread it and read while eating, holding the page open with a knife with a touch of mayonnaise on it.

  "I have a very vague memory of reading this," LaLane finally said. It's good that it's page 25 and 26. I think that's about as far as I read. It bored me senseless."

  "Me, too," Jane said. "Do you know who wrote it?"

  "I might. It was a man, of course. That was back in the days when only men wrote science fiction. Or at least sold it. I've always suspected that some of the writers were women pretending to be men. Now it's different. Some women are at the top of the heap. I keep a book list that's always with me. I may have a record."

  "For a book you didn't even want to read clear through?" Jane asked.

  LaLane smiled. "Those are sometimes the most important ones to jot down, so you don't pick up another one by the same writer. Come up to my room and let's see if I can figure it out."