The Best of Joe Haldeman

by Joe W. Haldeman

  “Golly!” Sarah says. “Read minds?” And Three-phasing sees in her mind a fuzzy kind of longing, much of which is love for Bob and frustration that she knows him only imperfectly. He dips into Bob’s mind and finds things she is better off not knowing.

  “That’s right. So what we want is for you to read some of these books, and allow us to go into your minds while you’re doing it. This way we will be able to recapture an experience that has been lost to the race for over a half-million years.”

  “I don’t know,” Bob says slowly. “Will we have time for anything else? I mean, the world must be pretty strange. Like to see some of it.”

  “Of course; sure. But the rest of the world is pretty much like my place here. Nobody goes outside any more. There isn’t any air.” He doesn’t want to tell them how the air was lost, which might disturb them, but they seem to accept that as part of the distant future.

  “Uh, George.” Sarah is blushing. “We’d also like, uh, some time to ourselves. Without anybody...inside our minds.”

  “Yes, I understand perfectly. You will have your own room, and plenty of time to yourselves.” Three-phasing neglects to say that there is no such thing as privacy in a telepathic society.

  But sex is another thing they don’t have any more. They’re almost as curious about that as they are about books.

  ~ * ~

  So the kindly men of the future gave Bob and Sarah Graham plenty of time to themselves: Bob and Sarah reciprocated. Through the Dawn couple’s eyes and brains, humanity shared again the visions of Fielding and Melville and Dickens and Shakespeare and almost a dozen others. And as for the 98% more, that they didn’t have time to read or that were in foreign languages—Three-phasing got the hang of it and would spend several millennia entertaining those who were amused by this central illusion of literature: that there could be order, that there could be beginnings and endings and logical workings-out in between; that you could count on the third act or the last chapter to tie things up. They knew how profound an illusion this was because each of them knew every other living human with an intimacy and accuracy far superior to that which even Shakespeare could bring to the study of even himself. And as for Sarah and as for Bob:

  Anxiety can throw a person’s ovaries ‘way off schedule. On that beach in California, Sarah was no more pregnant than Bob was. But up there in the future, some somatic tension finally built up to the breaking point, and an egg went sliding down the left Fallopian tube, to be met by a wiggling intruder approximately halfway; together they were the first manifestation of the organism that nine months later, or a million years earlier, would be christened Douglas MacArthur Graham.

  This made a problem for time, or Time, which is neither like a rubber band nor like a spring; nor even like a river nor a carrier wave—but which, like all of these things, can be deformed by certain stresses. For instance, two people going into the future and three coming back, on the same time-casting beam.

  In an earlier age, when time travel was more common, time-casters would have made sure that the baby, or at least its aborted embryo, would stay in the future when the mother returned to her present. Or they could arrange for the mother to stay in the future. But these subtleties had long been forgotten when Nine-hover relearned the dead art. So Sarah went back to her present with a hitch-hiker, an interloper, firmly imbedded in the lining of her womb. And its dim sense of life set up a kind of eddy in the flow of time, that Sarah had to share.

  The mathematical explanation is subtle, and can’t be comprehended by those of us who synapse with fewer than four degrees of freedom. But the end effect is clear: Sarah had to experience all of her own life backwards, all the way back to that embrace on the beach. Some highlights were:

  In 1992, slowly dying of cancer, in a mental hospital.

  In 1979, seeing Bob finally succeed at suicide on the American Plan, not quite finishing his 9,527th bottle of liquor.

  In 1970, having her only son returned in a sealed casket from a country she’d never heard of.

  In the 1960s, helplessly watching her son become more and more neurotic because of something that no one could name.

  In 1953, Bob coming home with one foot, the other having been lost to frostbite; never having fired a shot in anger.

  In 1952, the agonizing breech presentation.

  Like her son, Sarah would remember no details of the backward voyage through her life. But the scars of it would haunt her forever.

  They were kissing on the beach.

  Sarah dropped the blanket and made a little noise. She started crying and slapped Bob as hard as she could, then ran on alone, up to the cabin.

  Bob watched her progress up the hill with mixed feelings. He took a healthy slug from the bourbon bottle, to give him an excuse to wipe his own eyes.

  He could go sit on the beach and finish the bottle; let her get over it by herself. Or he could go comfort her.

  He tossed the bottle away, the gesture immediately making him feel stupid, and followed her. Later that night she apologized, saying she didn’t know what had gotten into her.

  ~ * ~

  INTRODUCTION TO “TRICENTENNIAL”

  In 1976, when everybody was doing bicentennial stuff, Analog editor Ben Bova was planning a special July edition to think about what things might be like a hundred years in our future—America’s three-hundredth anniversary. He commissioned a cover painting from Rick Sternbach that had a “Tricentennial” American theme, and then asked me to write a story that went along with it.

  The painting was marvelous, but I had to go through all kinds of hoops to make the story fit the picture and yet be scientifically plausible—but the constraints that art and science put on the story didn’t seem to hurt it. It won the Hugo for Best Short Story of the Year.

  I think that art loves restrictions, or craft does, anyhow.

  TRICENTENNIAL

  December 1975

  Scientists pointed out that the Sun could be part of a double star system. For its companion to have gone undetected, of course, it would have to be small and dim, and thousands of astronomical units distant.

  They would find it eventually; “it” would turn out to be “them”; they would come in handy.

  ~ * ~

  January 2075

  The office was opulent even by the extravagant standards of twenty-first-century Washington. Senator Connors had a passion for antiques. One wall was lined with leather-bound books; a large brass telescope symbolized his role as Liaison to the Science Guild. An intricately woven Navajo rug from his home state covered most of the parquet floor. A grandfather clock. Paintings, old maps.

  The computer terminal was discreetly hidden in the top drawer of his heavy teak desk. On the desk: a blotter, a precisely centered fountain pen set, and a century-old sound-only black Bell telephone. It chimed.

  His secretary said that Dr. Leventhal was waiting to see him. “Keep answering me for thirty seconds,” the Senator said. “Then hang it and send him right in.”

  He cradled the phone and went to a wall mirror. Straightened his tie and cape; then with a fingernail evened out the bottom line of his lip pomade. Ran a hand through long, thinning white hair and returned to stand by the desk, one hand on the phone.

  The heavy door whispered open. A short thin man bowed slightly. “Sire.”

  The Senator crossed to him with both hands out. “Oh, blow that, Charlie. Give ten.” The man took both his hands, only for an instant. “When was I ever ‘Sire’ to you, you fool?”

  “Since last week,” Leventhal said, “Guild members have been calling you worse names than ‘Sire.’”

  The Senator bobbed his head twice. “True, and true. And I sympathize. Will of the people, though.”

  “Sure.” Leventhal pronounced it as one word: “Willathapeeble.”

  Connors went to the bookcase and opened a chased panel. “Drink?”.

  “Yeah, Bo.” Charlie sighed and lowered himself int
o a deep sofa. “Hit me. Sherry or something.”

  The Senator brought the drinks and sat down beside Charlie. “You should of listened to me. Shoulda got the Ad Guild to write your proposal.”

  “We have good writers.”

  “Begging to differ. Less than two percent of the electorate bothered to vote: most of them for the administration advocate. Now you take the Engineering Guild—”

  “You take the engineers. And—”

  “They used the Ad Guild.” Connors shrugged. “They got their budget.”

  “It’s easy to sell bridges and power plants and shuttles. Hard to sell pure science.”

  “The more reason for you to—”

  “Yeah, sure. Ask for double and give half to the Ad boys. Maybe next year. That’s not what I came to talk about.”

  “That radio stuff?”

  “Right. Did you read the report?”

  Connors looked into his glass. “Charlie, you know I don’t have time to—”

  “Somebody read it, though.”

  “Oh, righty-o. Good astronomy boy on my staff: he gave me a boil-down. Mighty interesting, that.”

  “There’s an intelligent civilization eleven light-years away—that’s `mighty interesting’?”

  “Sure. Real breakthrough.” Uncomfortable silence.”Uh, what are you going to do about it?”

  “Two things. First, we’re trying to figure out what they’re saying. That’s hard. Second, we want to send a message back. That’s easy. And that’s where you come in.”

  The Senator nodded and looked somewhat wary.

  “Let me explain. We’ve sent messages to this star, 61 Cygni, before. It’s a double star, actually, with a dark companion.”

  “Like us.”

  “Sort of. Anyhow, they never answered. They aren’t listening, evidently: they aren’t sending.”

  “But we got—”

  “What we’re picking up is about what you’d pick up eleven light-years from Earth. A confused jumble of broadcasts, eleven years old. Very faint. But obviously not generated by any sort of natural source.”

  “Then we’re already sending a message back. The same kind they’re sending us.”

  “That’s right, but—”

  “So what does all this have to do with me?”

  “Bo, we don’t want to whisper at them — we want to shout! Get their attention.” Leventhal sipped his wine and leaned back. “For that, we’ll need one hell of a lot of power.”

  “Uh, righty-o. Charlie, power’s money. How much are you talking about?”

  “The whole show. I want to shut down Death Valley for twelve hours.”

  The Senator’s mouth made a silent O. “Charlie, you’ve been working too hard. Another Blackout? On purpose?”

  “There won’t be any Blackout. Death Valley has emergency storage for fourteen hours.”

  “At half capacity.” He drained his glass and walked back to the bar, shaking his head. “First you say you want power. Then you say you want to turn off the power.” He came back with the burlap-covered bottle. “You aren’t making sense, boy.”

  “Not turn it off, really. Turn it around.”

  “Is that a riddle?”

  “No, look. You know the power doesn’t really come from the Death Valley grid; it’s just a way station and accumulator. Power comes from the orbital—”

  “I know all that, Charlie. I’ve got a Science Certificate.”

  “Sure. So what we’ve got is a big microwave laser in orbit, that shoots down a tight beam of power. Enough to keep North America running. Enough—”

  “That’s what I mean. You can’t just—”

  “So we turn it around and shoot it at a power grid on the Moon. Relay the power around to the big radio dish at Farside. Turn it into radio waves and point it at 61 Cygni. Give ‘em a blast that’ll fry their fillings.”

  “Doesn’t sound neighborly.”

  “It wouldn’t actually be that powerful — but it would be a hell of a lot more powerful than any natural 21 centimeter source.”

  “I don’t know, boy.” He rubbed his eyes and grimaced. “I could maybe do it on the sly, only tell a few people what’s on. But that’d only work for a few minutes… what do you need twelve hours for, anyway?”

  “Well, the thing won’t aim itself at the Moon automatically, the way it does at Death Valley. Figure as much as an hour to get the thing turned around and aimed.

  “Then, we don’t want to just send a blast of radio waves at them. We’ve got a five-hour program, that first builds up a mutual language, then tells them about us, and finally asks them some questions. We want to send it twice.”

  Connors refilled both glasses. “How old were you in ‘47, Charlie?”

  “I was born in ‘45.”

  “You don’t remember the Blackout. Ten thousand people died… and you want me to suggest—”

  “Come on, Bo, it’s not the same thing. We know the accumulators work now besides, the ones who died, most of them had faulty failsafes on their cars. If we warn them the power’s going to drop, they’ll check their failsafes or damn well stay out of the air.”

  “And the media? They’d have to take turns broadcasting. Are you going to tell the People what they can watch?”

  “Fuzz the media. They’ll be getting the biggest story since the Crucifixion.”

  “Maybe.” Connors took a cigarette and pushed the box toward Charlie. “You don’t remember what happened to the Senators from California in ‘47, do you?”

  “Nothing good, I suppose.”

  “No, indeed. They were impeached. Lucky they weren’t lynched. Even though the real trouble was ‘way up in orbit.”

  “Like you say: people pay a grid tax to California. They think the power comes from California. If something fuzzes up, they get pissed at California. I’m the Lib Senator from California, Charlie; ask me for the Moon, maybe I can do something. Don’t ask me to fuzz around with Death Valley.”

  “All right, all right. It’s not like I was asking you to wire it for me, Bo. Just get it on the ballot. We’ll do everything we can to educate—”

  “Won’t work. You barely got the Scylla probe voted in — and that was no skin off nobody, not with L-5 picking up the tab.”

  “Just get it on the ballot.”

  “We’ll see. I’ve got a quota, you know that. And the Tricentennial coming up, hell, everybody wants on the ballot.”

  “Please, Bo. This is bigger than that. This is bigger than anything. Get it on the ballot.”

  “Maybe as a rider. No promises.”

  ~ * ~

  March 1992:

  From Fax & Pix, 12 March 1992:

  ANTIQUE SPACEPROBE

  ZAPPED BY NEW STARS

  Pioneer 10 sent first Jupiter pix Earthward in 1973 (see pix upleft, upright).

  Left solar system 1987. First man-made thing to leave solar system.

  Yesterday, reports NASA, Pioneer 10 begins AM to pick up heavy radiation. Gets more and more to max about 3 PM. Then goes back down. Radiation has to come from outside solar system.

  NASA and Hawaii scientists say Pioneer 10 went through disk of synchrotron (sin-kro-tron) radiation that comes from two stars we didn’t know about before.

  The stars are small “black dwarfs.”

  They are going round each other once every 40 seconds, and take 350,000 years to go around the Sun.

  One of the stars is made of antimatter. This is stuff that blows up if it touches real matter. What the Hawaii scientists saw was a dim circle of invisible (infrared) light, that blinks on and off every twenty seconds. This light comes from where the atmospheres of the two stars touch (see pic downleft).

  The stars have a big magnetic field. Radiation comes from stuff spinning off the stars and trying to get through the field.

  The stars are about 5000 times as far away from the Sun as we are. They sit at the wrong angle, com
pared to the rest of the solar system (see pic downright).

  NASA says we aren’t in any danger from the stars. They’re too far away, and besides, nothing in the solar system ever goes through the radiation.