Hexarchate Stories

by Yoon Ha Lee

  Haval stomped on his toe. “You already have plenty of the medically approved stuff,” she said crushingly, “no need to risk getting your private parts cemented into place.”

  “Hey,” Teshet said, “you never know when you need to improvise.”

  Jedao was getting the impression that Essier had not assigned him the best of her undercover teams. Certainly they were the least disciplined Kel he’d run into in a while, but he supposed long periods undercover had made them more casual about regulations. No matter, he’d been dealt worse hands. “I’ve let you know what I want done, and I’ve already checked that the station has enough lubricant to supply us. Make it happen.”

  “If you insist,” Haval said. “Meanwhile, don’t forget to get your immunizations.”

  “Will do,” Jedao said, and strode off to Medical.

  JEDAO SPENT THE first part of the voyage alternately learning Tlen Gwa, memorizing his cover identity, and studying up on the Gwa Reality. The Tlen Gwa course suffered some oddities. He couldn’t see the use of some of the vocabulary items, like the one for “navel.” But he couldn’t manage to unlearn it, either, so there it was, taking up space in his brain.

  As for the cover identity, he’d had better ones, but he supposed the Kel could only do so much on short notice. He was now Arioi Sren, one of Haval’s distant cousins by marriage. He had three spouses, with whom he had quarreled recently over a point of interior decoration. (“I don’t know anything about interior decoration,” Jedao had said, to which Haval retorted, “That’s probably what caused the argument.”)

  The documents had included loving photographs of the domicile in question, an apartment in a dome city floating in the upper reaches of a very pretty gas giant. Jedao had memorized them before destroying them. While he couldn’t say how well the decor coordinated, he was good at layouts and kill zones. In any case, Sren was on “vacation” to escape the squabbling. Teshet had suggested that a guilt-inducing affair would round out the cover identity. Jedao said he’d think about it.

  Jedao was using spray-on temporary skin, plus a high-collared shirt, to conceal multiple scars, including the wide one at the base of his neck. The temporary skin itched, which couldn’t be helped. He hoped no one would strip-search him, but in case someone did, he didn’t want to have to explain his old gunshot wounds. Teshet had also suggested that he stop shaving—the Kel disliked beards—but Jedao could only deal with so much itching.

  The hardest part was not the daily skinseal regimen, but getting used to wearing civilian clothes. The Kel uniform included gloves, and Jedao felt exposed going around with naked hands. But keeping his gloves would have been a dead giveaway, so he’d just have to live with it.

  The Gwa-an fascinated him most of all. Heptarchate diplomats called their realm the Gwa Reality. Linguists differed on just what the word rendered as “Reality” meant. The majority agreed that it referred to the Gwa-an belief that all dreams took place in the same noosphere, connecting the dreamers, and that even inanimate objects dreamed.

  Gwa-an protocols permitted traders to dock at designated stations. Haval quizzed Jedao endlessly on the relevant etiquette. Most of it consisted of keeping his mouth shut and letting Haval talk, which suited him fine. While the Gwa-an provided interpreters, Haval said cultural differences were the real problem. “Above all,” she added,” if anyone challenges you to a duel, don’t. Just don’t. Look blank and plead ignorance.”

  “Duel?” Jedao said, interested.

  “I knew we were going to have to have this conversation,” Haval said glumly. “They don’t use swords, so get that idea out of your head.”

  “I didn’t bring my dueling sword anyway, and Sren wouldn’t know how,” Jedao said. “Guns?”

  “Oh, no,” she said. “They use pathogens. Designer pathogens. Besides the fact that their duels can go on for years, I’ve never heard that you had a clue about genetic engineering.”

  “No,” Jedao said, “that would be my mother.” Maybe next time he could suggest that his mother be sent in his place. His mother would adore the chance to talk shop. Of course, then he’d be out of a job. “Besides, I’d rather avoid bringing a plague back home.”

  “They claim they have an excellent safety record.”

  Of course they would. “How fast can they culture the things?”

  “That was one of the things we were trying to gather data on.”

  “If they’re good at diseasing up humans, they may be just as good at manufacturing critters that like to eat synthetics.”

  “While true of their tech base in general,” Haval said, “they won’t have top-grade labs at Du Station.”

  “Good to know,” Jedao said.

  Jedao and Teshet also went over the intelligence on Du Station. “It’s nice that you’re taking a personal interest,” Teshet said, “but if you think we’re taking the place by storm, you’ve been watching too many dramas.”

  “If Kel special forces aren’t up for it,” Jedao said, very dryly, “you could always send me. One of me won’t do much good, though.”

  “Don’t be absurd,” Teshet said. “Essier would have my head if you got hurt. How many people did you assassinate?”

  “Classified,” Jedao said.

  Teshet gave a can’t-blame-me-for-trying shrug. “Not to say I wouldn’t love to see you in action, but it isn’t your job to run around doing the boring infantry work. How do you mean to get the crew out? Assuming they survived, which is a big if.”

  Jedao tapped his slate and brought up the schematics for one of their cargo shuttles. “Five per trader,” he said musingly.

  “Du Station won’t let us land the shuttles however we please.”

  “Did I say anything about landing them?” Before Teshet could say anything further, Jedao added, “You might have to cross the hard way, with suits and webcord. How often have your people drilled that?”

  “We’ve done plenty of extravehicular,” Teshet said, “but we’re going to need some form of cover.”

  “I’m aware of that,” Jedao said. He brought up a calculator and did some figures. “That will do nicely.”

  “Sren?”

  Jedao grinned at Teshet. “I want those shuttles emptied out, everything but propulsion and navigation. Get rid of suits, seats, all of it.”

  “Even life support?”

  “Everything. And it’ll have to be done in the next seventeen days, so the Gwa-an can’t catch us at it.”

  “What do we do with the innards?”

  “Dump them. I’ll take full responsibility.”

  Teshet’s eyes crinkled. “I knew I was going to like you.”

  Uh-oh, Jedao thought, but he kept that to himself.

  “What are you going to be doing?” Teshet asked.

  “Going over the dossiers before we have to wipe them,” Jedao said. Meng’s in particular. He’d believed in Meng’s fundamental competence even in academy, before they’d learned confidence in themselves. What had gone wrong?

  JEDAO HAD FIRST met Shuos Meng, then Zhei Meng, during an exercise at Shuos Academy. The instructor had assigned them to work together. Meng was chubby and had a vine-and-compass tattoo on the back of their left hand, identifying them as coming from a merchanter lineage.

  Today, the class of twenty-nine cadets met not in the usual classroom but a windowless room with a metal table in the front and rows of two-person desks with benches that looked like they’d been scrubbed clean of graffiti multiple times. (“Wars come and go, but graffiti is forever,” as one of Jedao’s lovers liked to say.) Besides the door leading out into the hall, there were two other doors, neither of which had a sign indicating where they led. Tangles of pipes led up the walls and storage bins were piled beside them. Jedao had the impression that the room had been pressed into service on short notice.

  Jedao and Meng sat at their assigned seats and hurriedly whispered introductions to each other while the instructor read off the rest of the pairs.

  “Zhei Meng,” t
hey said. “I should warn you I barely passed the weapons qualifications. But I’m good with languages.” Then a quick grin: “And hacking. I figured you’d make a good partner.”

  “Garach Jedao,” he said. “I can handle guns.” Understatement; he was third in the class in Weapons. And if Meng had, as they were implying, shuffled the assignments, that meant they were one of the better hackers. “Why did you join up?”

  “I want to have kids,” Meng said.

  “Come again?”

  “I want to marry into a rich lineage,” Meng said. “That means making myself more respectable. When the recruiters showed up, I said what the hell.”

  The instructor smiled coolly at the two of them, and they shut up. She said, “If you’re here, it’s because you’ve indicated an interest in fieldwork. Like you, we want to find out if it’s something you have any aptitude for, and if not, what better use we can make of your skills.” You’d better have some skills went unsaid. “You may have expected you’d be dropped off in the woods or some such nonsense. We don’t try to weed out first-years quite that early. No; this first exercise will take place in this room.”

  The instructor’s smile widened. “There’s a photobomb in this room. It won’t cause any permanent damage, but if you don’t disarm it, you’re all going to be walking around wearing ridiculous dark lenses for a week. At least one cadet knows where the bomb is. If they keep its location a secret from the rest of you, they win. Of course, they’ll also go around with ridiculous dark lenses, but you can’t have everything. On the other hand, if someone can persuade someone to give up the secret, everyone wins. So to speak.”

  The rows of cadets stared at her. Jedao leaned back in his chair and considered the situation. Like several others in the class, he had a riflery exam in three days and preferred to take it with undamaged vision.

  “You have four hours,” the instructor said. “There’s one restroom.” She pointed to one of the doors. “I expect it to be in impeccable condition at the end of the four hours.” She put her slate down on the table at the head of the room. “Call me with this if you figure it out. Good luck.” With that, she walked out of the room. The door whooshed shut behind her.

  “We’re screwed,” Meng said. “Just because I’m on the leaderboard in Elite Thundersnake 9000 doesn’t mean I could disarm real bombs if you yanked out my toenails.”

  “Don’t give people ideas,” Jedao said. Meng didn’t appear to find the joke funny. “This is about people, not explosives.”

  Two pairs of cadets had gotten up and were beginning a search of the room. A few were talking to each other in hushed, tense voices. Still others were looking around at their fellows with hard, suspicious eyes.

  Meng said in Shparoi, “Do you know where the bomb is?”

  Jedao blinked. He hadn’t expected anyone at the Academy to know his birth tongue. Of course, by speaking in an obscure low language, Meng was drawing attention to them. Jedao shook his head.

  Meng looked around, hands bunching the fabric of their pants. “What do you recommend we do?”

  In the high language, Jedao said, “You can do whatever you want.” He retrieved a deck of jeng-zai cards—he always had one in his pocket—and shuffled them. “Do you play?”

  “You realize we’re being graded on this, right? Hell, they’ve got cameras on us. They’re watching the whole thing.”

  “Exactly,” Jedao said. “I don’t see any point in panicking.”

  “You’re out of your mind,” Meng said. They stood up, met the other cadets’ appraising stares, then sat down again. “Too bad hacking the instructor’s slate won’t get us anywhere. I doubt she left the answer key in an unencrypted file on it.”

  Jedao gave Meng a quizzical look, wondering if there was anything more behind the remark—but no, Meng had put their chin in their hands and was brooding. If only you knew, he thought, dealing out a game of solitaire. It was going to be a very dull game, because he had also stacked the deck, but he needed to focus on the people around him, not the game. The cards were just to give his hands something to do. He had considered taking up crochet, but thanks to an incident earlier in the term, crochet hooks, knitting needles, and fountain pens were no longer permitted in class. While this was a stupid restriction, considering that most of the cadets were learning unarmed combat, he wasn’t responsible for the administration’s foibles.

  “Jedao,” Meng said, “maybe you’ve got high enough marks that you can blow off this exercise, but—”

  Since I’m not blowing it off was unlikely to be believed, Jedao flipped over a card—three of Doors, just as he’d arranged—and smiled at Meng. So Meng had had their pick of partners and had chosen him? Well, he might as well do something to justify the other cadet’s faith in him. After all, despite their earlier remark, weapons weren’t the only things that Jedao was good at. “Do me a favor and we can get this sorted,” he said. “You want to win? I’ll show you winning.”

  Now Jedao was attracting some of the hostile stares as well. Good. It took the heat off Meng, who didn’t have great tolerance for pressure. Stay out of wetwork, he thought; but they could have that chat later. Or one of the instructors would.

  Meng fidgeted; caught themselves. “Yeah?”

  “Get me the slate.”

  “You mean the instructor’s slate? You can’t possibly have figured it out already. Unless—” Meng’s eyes narrowed.

  “Less thinking, more acting,” Jedao said, and got up to retrieve the slate himself.

  A pair of cadets, a girl and a boy, blocked his way. “You know something,” said the girl. “Spill.” Jedao knew them from Analysis; the two were often paired there, too. The girl’s name was Noe Irin. The boy had five names and went by Veller. Jedao wondered if Veller wanted to join a faction so he could trim things down to a nice, compact two-part name. Shuos Veller: much less of a mouthful. Then again, Jedao had a three-part name, also unusual, if less unwieldy, so he shouldn’t criticize.

  “Just a hunch,” Jedao said.

  Irin bared her teeth. “He always says it’s a hunch,” she said to no one in particular. “I hate that.”

  “It was only twice,” Jedao said, which didn’t help his case. He backed away from the instructor’s desk and sat down, careful not to jostle the solitaire spread. “Take the slate apart. The photobomb’s there.”

  Irin’s lip curled. “If this is one of your fucking clever tricks, Jay—”

  Meng blinked at the nickname. “You two sleeping together, Jedao?” they asked, sotto voce.

  Not sotto enough. “No,” said Jedao and Irin at the same time.

  Veller ignored the byplay and went straight for the tablet. He bent to inspect the tablet without touching it. Jedao respected that. Veller had the physique of a tiger-wrestler (now there was someone he wouldn’t mind being caught in bed with), a broad face, and a habitually bland, dreamy expression. Jedao wasn’t fooled. Veller was almost as smart as Irin, had already been tracked into bomb disposal, and was less prone to flights of temper.

  “Is there a tool closet in here?” Veller said. “I need a screwdriver.”

  “You don’t carry your own anymore?” Jedao said.

  “I told him he should,” Irin said, “but he said they were too similar to knitting needles. As if anyone in their right mind would knit with a pair of screwdrivers.”

  “I think he meant that they’re stabby things that can be driven into people’s eyes,” Jedao said.

  “I didn’t ask for your opinion, Jay.”

  Jedao put his hands up in a conciliatory gesture and shut up. He liked Irin and didn’t want to antagonize her any more than necessary. The last time they’d been paired together, they’d done quite well. She would come around; she just needed time to work through the implications of what the instructor had said. She was one of those people who preferred to think about things without being interrupted.

  One of the other cadets wordlessly handed Veller a set of screwdrivers. Veller mumbled his thank
s and got to work. The class watched, breathless.

  “There,” Veller said at last. “See that there, all hooked in? Don’t know what the timer is, but there it is.”

  “I find it very suspicious that you gave up your chance to show up everyone else in this exercise,” Irin said to Jedao. “Is there anyone else who knew?”

  “Irin,” Jedao said, “I don’t think the instructor told anyone where she’d left the photobomb. She just stuck it in the slate because that was the last place we’d look. The test was meant to reveal which of us would backstab each other, but honestly, that’s so counterproductive. I say we disarm the damn thing and skip to the end.”

  Irin’s eyes crossed and her lips moved as she recited the instructor’s words under her breath. That was another thing Jedao liked about her. Irin had a great memory. Admittedly, that made it difficult to cheat her at cards, as he’d found out the hard way. He’d spent three hours doing her kitchen duties for her the one time he’d tried. He liked people who could beat him at cards. “It’s possible,” she said grudgingly after she’d reviewed the assignment’s instructions.

  “Disarmed,” Veller said shortly after that. He pulled out the photobomb and left it on the desk, then set about reassembling the slate.

  Jedao glanced over at Meng. For a moment, his partner’s expression had no anxiety in it, but a raptor’s intent focus. Interesting: what were they watching for?

  “I hope I get a nice quiet posting at a desk somewhere,” Meng said.

  “Then why’d you join up?” Irin said.

  Jedao put his hand over Meng’s, even though he was sure that they had just lied. “Don’t mind her,” he said. “You’ll do fine.”

  Meng nodded and smiled up at him.

  Why do I have the feeling that I’m not remotely the most dangerous person in the room? Jedao thought. But he returned Meng’s smile, all the same. It never hurt to have allies.

  AGWA PATROL ship greeted them as they neared Du Station. Haval had assured Jedao that this was standard practice and obligingly matched velocities.