Women and Men

by Joseph McElroy

  Dayful bunch of a black dude on the street in an alligator hat murmuring, "MAma" as Grace swung past in alligator-booted breeches.

  Add one cassette-ful of herself: it’s in her knapsack, her live-recorded speech—Her, live: we mean last night’s gig by a figure in the history of her time: Grace Kimball, her shaved, velvet-headed, get-in-touch-with-your-pelvis-headed-thigh-high vision of all women gathering underground turning their slow and oh yes constipated struggles into self-auras available freeze-dried they’ll come to life centuries later, be reconstituted like orange juice—will it work for carrot?—tho’ once taught not to believe in own existence by the same guys (doer-dudes but with a little help you know closet self-crucifiers—) who could make your asshole cream in its own unrefined sugar so you’d never know it can think for itself:

  While a burglar breaks into Maureen’s little baby’s breath apartment while, down on Twenty-third Street, she is doing kung fu in a second-floor plate glass window, and, having swiped Maureen’s stereo tape deck (stamped with the local police precinct’s owner-ID imprint so if the cops catch up to the unit they can quarantine it in their widows’ and homeowners’ domestic reserve) and swiped her checkbook (she knows it by heart, stub by stub), and swiped by mistake her American Express credit card bill and Maureen’s florist bill for standing order of baby’s breath as well, this paternalistic burglar the following day takes responsibility for delicate, power-seeking Maureen by paying her Amex with one of her own checks she has instantly stopped payment on yet burglar-boy pays her florist bill with his own cash—so her fatherly florist phones up, oh honey he didn’t want her paying that bill, that one was on the house he thought he had told her last week and she should never never send cash through the mails; so Maureen winds up less mad at the thief-god than at the overweight florist who will lust after her pussy-willow head which receives more load than she can handle some days which is the problem with all women uniting down the ages.

  "What will happen has happened" stands out on the soft page of the large Sketchbook . . .

  Suicide alert for Cliff; his hands and fingers deeply touching to me when they touch the wood they will cut, shave, turn, and mold like something soft. "Words, words, words," Cliff my old friend says so honestly—all that page-boy hair, and at the down-corners of his talker’s mouth a tiny curve of self-destruct if not in ever-ready potential for flesh-surplus between hip and rib-cage:

  firm at fifty, unloading the white Cadillac still panicked him, old friend, he owned it too long, once garaged in Maine, driven to Nova Scotia, paraded through Ontario and two Shakespeare plays—postcards to prove it: stolen, she recalls, in Mackinac, Michigan by the son of a lighthouse keeper on an island in Lake Superior; returned like at the end of dreams Cliff’s had about it with a full tank of premium; driven to New Orleans where Grace joined him for the Alcoholics Anonymous Reunion Hop (what a pair!)—

  to dance in the street at Mardi Gras surrounded by Ham and Romance junkies which we didn’t realize they were because they had kicked booze and some even pleasure anxiety—

  now selling the grand old white Cadillac gave Cliff a huge grant of time free of that moving space/furniture he had had to worry about, like making meals for members of a family in one dream he had about the car, changing their oil, greasing their bearings, fly to Maine instead, rent a compact, put in a phone call, clean break:

  but now another suicide alert: what is at stake? is it serious? Cliff thought what did it was standing in line at lunch-hour at the Motor Vehicle Bureau to get owner-transfer forms when he didn’t need to: not that he’s ready for the flight deck at Bellevue where they wouldn’t let him have his carving knives though the bedposts aren’t exactly made of maple there, must ask Cliff if maple is too hard to carve:

  she had told him she didn’t want to eat at Nippon Nosh tonight, was going to jerk off and talk to whoever came out from within

  me, Goddess or her adopted loves and children through energy-abundant roof or through door, though knew my periodic cluster would send me uncaused something greater later and I said Cliff better jerk off the way I showed him, preferably with someone. I did not add (though felt enough the Goddess to) that Cliff has carved enough cunts for one month and it was turning into work (Manhattan cottage industry). Who was it said suicide is the white man’s disease? "Brother," I would say to Cliff. Brother? What about "Sister"? "You’re a good man, Sister." Now Cliff complains this friend Dave he’s keeping from me can’t go on

  living off his wife, who cooks him gourmet animal protein, picks up the baby from sitter’s on way home, where Dave’s been making all-day sculptures he doesn’t sell that look like lungs, hearts, enlarged livers

  and my kidneys after a motorcycle trip to the Finger Lakes, take your lumps and if they harden on you shrink them with concentration, while last year Dave Shea was of some "school" making mockups 3-D diagrams of vertical traffic Cliff calls inhuman. I agree this Dave is spoiled for the mid-1970s, though recalls according to Cliff natural childbirth like it was his own. I think, Why does Cliff get his ass in a splint, but he doesn’t pick up on my thought, must have been bent right around it by the kind goddess who knows when you’re not ready. Historian always more feminist than me, he’s not feeling so suicidal now: says isn’t it great Dave was there when his kid was born. But where was Dave afterward? I asked and Cliff agrees; yet, "Male plot to take over world," he chuckles, not so sure what he himself meant—did he mean—

  —give yourself back your head, a dayful of head coming to a point of nothing but Love / Power cluster: which drew in along her Black-Dude-street-walk an interesting Old Couple, and not married, she was certain, but deep —and they had a story—what is your trip? (Grace went), projecting her mind to new people—so different from each other, he skin-and-bonesy, ravaged, rangy, the old lady so pretty (and nuts) and charming, and old—not cunt-old and maybe not cunt-negative, the beat-up man still in his late sixties gaunt-pocked navigating irritably/kindly along the sidewalk this soft-faced, half-gone old lady. But they had given each other their looks right before Grace’s eyes, like the light off each other’s face and you felt they were not on fixed income but into some other trip.

  And later—later—not last, though; never never last (for there’s your sound system, and there’s always the phone . . .

  —which now rings as Grace thinks it—to be picked up by the dark-cream of the Answering Hand somewhere in the decentralized system covering the city) . . .

  —but later—after the businessman who kept vowing to put a cunt-positive drawing of Grace’s into T-shirt production but declined the bunch of orgy-swarming fruits in purples, silvery reds, and persimmon orange as too artistic, a fat-sounding man—and after a visiting sociologist (dear Sketchbook) on a week’s whirlwind from Denmark ("advanced sexual company hopefully") whom she will describe to

  Maureen with her baby’s breath (cut flower) problem which is all Maureen’s got left to come off of except the one biggie, Grace herself though some days Maureen is turning carrot-orange—yet can compare notes at two in the morning like no one anywhere, scientifically, softly, reporting she has bettered her orgasm endurance record earlier in the day only to recall from years ago being home in bed with flu—whereas in Denmark shit they do what we do here, it’s obvious from the Dane, the sociologist very interestingly bald shave-cut with three lateral strips of shortcut sprouting—a man with three degrees

  was studying American group sex in relation to and as support capability for the bottom-line pair bonding of couples that attended the group swings: which Grace is phasing out for a primarily open group-future while this sociologist-drone with a long but foreignly supple hard-on he was coaxed to bring forth so they could compare hard-ons still turned her on to herself in terms of historic fantastic break-through (gotta hand it to him) for he, after an international pause, consented to pay a fifty-dollar-an-hour consulting fee Grace spontaneously heard herself request because who was this guy to use her time for his thing, so that when she p
ut his cum-towel in the hamper and later powered her Electrolux over the field of her mirror-to-mirror carpet she found herself unexpectedly in the sweet, not-overweight but posture-impeded/shoulders-forward body the actual body of the Danish sociologist’s wife houseworking a minimum half day pausing while dusting piano to peruse a Forum her husband left on top of his opera album, the night before he left amply equipped with traveler’s checks in denominations of twenty and fifty to visit the equally vacuumatic Kimball.

  And after the successful Kate last night with the stark face of a sailor and diesel dedication to the seriousness beyond power which is political seriousness just as the power is political power—all in pursuit of being Grace’s assistant, when the job was, for the immediate present, taken unofficially by Baby daughter of the revolution Maureen who says that she is paid "in kind," when Kate, smiling under the smoked glasses, asked what she thought the job was worth; and after dear smart Cliff, old old friend Cliff but don’t say "old" (who is so full of knowledge who wishes through it all to serve her even were she to try to be First Lady but political beyond politics), with some classical music behind him who had to hear about last night (having offered to chauffeur her out to the Long Island appearance but reneged) and had a buyer (just like a coincidence) for his old white car and Cliff now wanted to have dinner at their Jap place because he was suicidal (or just guilty for having let her down when he had said he would drive her out to her gig on the Island, and covered that feeling with "Are you sure that’s correct? Whose dictionary are you using?—does ‘witch’ come from victim?") then, in the late shank of the day—"curving" (she wrote in her Sketchbook) "like a road that you know has to stop curving but doesn’t"—there came a streaky-blond-haired foreign woman, Clara, to the threshold of this warm place.

  She came in person about the workshops. Grace almost had to get this out of her. The woman had not phoned. The workshops were starting again next week. A woman with an English-type accent and the name Clara Mackenna and a United Nations orbit like what Grace had once felt at a UNESCO nutrition meeting at an Italian woman’s Fifth Avenue pad overlooking the park, it was false composure and a different sense of money, having money that was taken for granted yet also not at all thrown around, foreign money, not Abundance money (which was Only Money), but foreign and vague except that that vagueness was tight like a banker if you got down to it. Was it a home Clara had here? She was actually South American (at least through her husband, whom she cared about and who Grace knew loomed like someone dangerous waiting in some other room). So the politics of marriage mostly unstated in all the words that seemed to state it, felt like capital P Politics somebody sleazy being threatened with a gun in a foreign language, standard men-drama.

  In a pleated tartan skirt: a woman with a look in her forehead and hands, fine active hands, warm backs-of-hands as thoughtful as the forehead invaded by brittle Upper East Side hair, yet worried hands, worried palms maybe, a smooth rhythm and a classy look of dignified trouble (do we mean, "fright"? Grace heard someone in her, maybe a new self, say)—anxiety over why she had come to Grace Kimball’s apartment. Rocking the boat? Some secret but so predictable terrorism in the home? Unknown lives not yet lost. It took women to get wheels turning, one week you’re seeing your eyes in the window pane and hearing the door opening, the next week you are the door (write that down)—through it, trace a curve slung ahead of you scary as some old starfish newly growing in you from a little lump that already knows doctor talk, you hear it in you, -ectomy, -ectomy. Women in Grace’s apartment talked and talked as if their clothes had gagged them for years. And if our Puerto Rican super who you knew only half cared how many good years he had left and responded to eye contact by squinting as friendly as he was astigmatic and to a hand upon his forearm when his building was receiving Kimball criticism, turned upon her to condemn her "friends’ " cigarette butts on the floor by the elevator {and Kleenex, and cellophane from a pack of cigarettes), he would come in and sit on her rug with her and have a hit of Morning Thunder, and once half a joint, and sort of enjoy slugging it out with her when she said it’s the habit women get into where they’re the hostess who cleans up after others, and he knew she might ... he didn’t know what— but if he said the word?—but the words came out in a bit of dirty talk but no come-on, as if the apartment house was too real—this once elegant home of temporary plaster jobs and electrical wiring of a gauge long outdated.

  Clara had to get dinner. For a husband. Why was she here? Grace didn’t think she had to ask and didn’t. Yet Clara at last, as if in the backward tilt of her neck quietly getting something out of Grace, brought out that they were from Chile.

  Far out, was what Grace said, off her beat a little seeing the fine face of this woman solve what Grace’s words meant; so Grace mentioned a woman, first name, who’d been she was quite sure in the Peace Corps there seven eight years ago—’68?

  Clara, a well-to-do South American girl who had probably married young, surely had children, yet seemed almost not to. She said they were not here, they were grown. But what was this English accent? it was more than a trace.

  Something had been happening in Chile, Grace remembered, you might as well read the newspaper the super did, because they all lied. Grace stood in an open place somewhere, helpful, open. This Clara was going at another rate inside. Clara had to think about dinner. All right, then, really think about dinner. Where is he on his way down to the plate with his knife and fork? Working. Working for what is best for both of you? Make dinner for a past, present, and future husband, which is promiscuity.

  Yet Clara was coming from somewhere Grace didn’t quite feel. Like a type of danger you didn’t need to go through to understand. Grace felt the cramp of Clara’s need, her hands like faces, eyes Grace wouldn’t quite catch; smelt beef grease in her pores responding to her husband’s, and the pure chemical breath of the double Gibson’s crystal ball, the baby onion waiting at the bottom of the martini like a lab vegetable or chilled fluff of cum, it’ll wait; but no, Clara and her husband (he who in the absence of all information, except some hint that he was important, seemed more foreign than she) would be winos, not martini drinkers; and Grace felt husband very foreign, with a moustache rinsed in after-shave. The woman gave no hint of him. Grace maybe like the goddess thought Clara had left and come back.

  Get it together: keep generally women and men apart. Nationwide chain of pleasure bath-houses, women to women, bodies loved like selves as selves should be—and are like bodies (write that down).

  At some point Clara had asked if Grace had any children.

  Not to my knowledge, Honey. Two miscarriages, no abortions, possible sperm-bank option, short list of preferred candidates.

  Then Clara made one of these big efforts and Grace felt for her and Grace’s eyes watered, Clara’s effort to both say it and keep from saying it: "I could have another." The eyes staring at Grace, concern across the forehead, the restless one hand held down by her leaning her weight on it, the other clenched on her thigh.

  "Do you need that, now?" Grace asked. And, not adding questions and answers but letting it drop seemed to let go in Grace a guess at the truth about this woman. The word "politics" from last night wouldn’t go away. Grace didn’t need to read the newspaper to know. But the word was old, she heard her father say it and he was talking of the Mayor, and she heard the word come out of the mouth of the man she would show, but she had shown him already, if he was watching, and what had he meant by it? Politics meant men and women now. She didn’t trust this woman not to know something she wouldn’t be able to help her with. Was that it? Their conversation groped gently.

  Well, pleasure houses for women maybe, but—"But," Grace’s old friend Cliff had said, "men have always had their gyms and steam rooms, so the idea isn’t new."

  Grace projected toward Clara the words "To earn what you have had, empty your hands of it," then, "You are what happens to you." But while she had been projecting these words at Clara, Grace had felt observed. What
will happen has happened: Grace wrote it down often: not for a talk, not for one of the all-new-workshop sessions beginning next week. She heard her words like feed-back, observing her; they came together back to her like next week was now. She felt Clara’s heart close to her. Clara was interesting; beneath all that international control or smoothness a twist of life tightened and was a mystery for Clara; Grace would help Clara beyond the subtle politics of marriage, the give-and-give and the take-and-take, help her along easy.

  You could be a fugitive with nowhere to go and not know it, in a marriage, Grace told her. Clara found humor in this, but did not smile: Political fugitives? she suggested. Refugees, Grace said. From where? Clara asked. From a patriarchal—Grace began, and Clara said, Political refugees; and Grace went along with whatever this trip of Clara’s was and nodded, Right, right, political refugees. Clara said, That is what we are. But Grace felt more than one Clara speaking; it was weird. Clara wasn’t the convert type like Maureen. The shoes had come off as soon as she had seen Grace’s boots, sneakers, and moccasins lined up inside the front door under all the coat-hooks. (Pretty good for a foreigner.) Was someone else here, she had wanted to know, stepping down into the living room, the Body Room, and, seeing no furniture, she heard Grace say, "Not a soul."

  Grace saw the alarm in the shoulders, the sweep of the eyes, the head tilting to hear. Slender, with that shoulders-forward, lovable apology in the sway of the walk to turn the best of men right on, Clara, her legs did not quite know each other and her stocking feet looked for a place to land. Clara sat on the carpet, legs folded in the mermaid position to one side.