The B. M. Bower Megapack

by B. M. Bower

  “What yuh goin’ to do?” Happy Jack inquired suspiciously. “Yuh can’t go and monkey with them sheep, er them herders. They ain’t on our land. And, if you don’t git killed, old Dunk’ll fix yuh like he fixed the Gordon boys—I know him—to a fare-you-well. It’d tickle him to death to git something on us fellers. I betche that’s what he’s aiming t’do. Git us to fightin’ his outfit so’s’t—”

  “Oh, go off and lie down!” Andy implored him contemptuously. “We’re going to hang those herders, and drive the sheep all over a cut-back somewhere, like Jesus done to the hogs, and then we’re going over and murder old Dunk, if he’s at home, and burn the house to hide the guilty deed. And, if the sheriff comes snooping around, asking disagreeable questions, we’ll all swear you done it. So now you know our plans; shut your face and go on to bed. And be sure,” he added witheringly, “you pull the soogans over your head, so you won’t hear the dying shriek of our victims. We’re liable to get kinda excited and torture ’em a while before we kill ’em.”

  “Aw, gwan!” gulped Happy Jack mechanically. “You make me sick! If yuh think I’m goin’ to swaller all that, you’re away off! You wouldn’t dast do nothing of the kind; and, if yuh did, you’d sure have a sweet time layin’ it onto me!”

  “Oh, I don’t know,” drawled the Native Son, with a slow, velvet-eyed glance, “any jury in the country would hang you on your looks, Happy. I knew a man down in the lower part of California, who was arrested, tried and hanged for murder. And all the evidence there was against him was the fact that he was seen within five miles of the place on the same day the murder was committed; and his face. They had an expert physiognomist there, and he swore that the fellow had the face of a murderer; the poor devil looked like a criminal—and, though he had one of the best lawyers on the Coast, it was adios for him.”

  “I s’pose you mean I got the face of a criminal!” sputtered Happy Jack. “It ain’t always the purty fellers that wins out—like you ’n’ Pink. I never seen the purty man yit that was worth the powder it’d take to blow him up! Aw, you fellers make me sick!” He went off, muttering his opinion of them all, and particularly of the Native Son, who smiled while he listened. “You go awn and start something—and you’ll wisht you hadn’t,” they heard him croak from the big gate, and chuckled over his wrath.

  As a matter of fact, the Happy Family, as a whole, or as individuals, had no intention of committing any great violence that evening. Pink wanted to see just where this new band of sheep was spending the night, and to find out, if possible, what were the herders’ intentions. Since the boys were all restless under their worry, and, since there is a contagious element in seeking a trouble-zone, none save Happy Jack, who was “sore” at them, and Weary stayed behind in the coulee with old Patsy while the others rode away up the grade and out toward Antelope coulee beyond.

  They meant only to reconnoiter, and to warn the herders against attempting to cross Flying U coulee; though they were not exactly sure that they would be perfectly polite, or that they would confine themselves rigidly to the language they were wont to employ at dances. Andy Green, in particular, seemed rather to look forward with pleasure to the meeting. Andy, by the way, had remained heartbrokenly passive during that whole week, because Weary had extracted from him a promise which Andy, mendacious though he had the name of being, felt constrained to keep intact. Though of a truth it irked him much to think of two sheepherders walking abroad unpunished for their outrage upon his person.

  Weary, as he had made plain to them all, wanted to avoid trouble if it were possible to do so. And, though they grinned together in secret over his own affair with Dunk—which was not, in their opinion, exactly pacific—they meant to respect his wishes as far as human nature was able to do so. So that the Happy Family, galloping toward the red sunset and the great, gray blot on the prairie, just where the glory of the west tinged the grass blades with red, were not one-half as blood-thirsty as they had proclaimed themselves to be.

  While they were yet afar off they could see two men walking slowly in the immediate vicinity of the huddled band. A hundred yards away was a small tent, with a couple of horses picketed near by and feeding placidly. The men turned, gazed long at their approach, and walked to the tent, which they entered somewhat hastily.

  “Look at ’em dodge outa sight, will you!” cried Cal Emmett, and lifted up his voice in the yell which sometimes announced the Happy Family’s arrival in Dry Lake after a long, thirsty absence on roundup. Other voices joined in after that first, shrill “Ow-ow-ow-eee!” of Cal’s; so that presently the whole lot of them were emitting nerve-crimping yells and spurring their horses into a thunder of hoofbeats, as they bore down upon the tent. Between howls they laughed, picturing to themselves four terrified sheepherders cowering within those frail, canvas walls.

  “I’m a rambler, and a gambler, and far from my ho-o-me, And if yuh don’t like me, jest leave me alo-o-ne!” chanted Big Medicine most horribly, and finished with a yell that almost scared himself and set his horse to plunging wildly.

  “Come out of there, you lop-eared mutton-chewers, and let us pick the wool outa your teeth!” shouted Andy Green, telling himself hastily that this was not breaking his promise to Weary, and yielding to the temptation of coming as close to the guilty persons as he might; for, while these were not the men who had tied him and left him alone on the prairie, they belonged to the same outfit, and there was some comfort in giving them a few disagreeable minutes.

  Pink, in the lead, was turning to ride around the tent, still yelling, when someone within the tent fired a rifle—and did not aim as high as he should. The bullet zipped close over the head of Big Medicine, who happened to be opposite the crack between the tent-flaps. The hand of Big Medicine jerked back to his hip; but, quick as he was, the Native Son plunged between him and the tent before he could take aim.

  “Steady, amigo,” smiled Miguel. “You aren’t a crazy sheepherder.”

  “No, but I’m goin’ to kill off one. Git outa my way!” Big Medicine was transformed into a cold-eyed, iron-jawed fighting machine. He dug the spurs in, meaning to ride ahead of Miguel. But Miguel’s spurs also pressed home, so that the two horses plunged as one. Big Medicine, bellowing one solitary oath, drew his right leg from the stirrup to dismount. Miguel reached out, caught him by the arm, and held him to the saddle. And, though Big Medicine was a strong man, the grip held firm and unyielding.

  “You must think of the outfit, you know,” said Miguel, smiling still. “There must be no shooting. Once that begins—” He shrugged his shoulders with that slight, eloquent movement, which the Happy Family had come to know so well. He was speaking to them all, as they crowded up to the scuffle. “The man who feels the trigger-itch had better throw his gun away,” he advised coolly. “I know, boys. I’ve seen these things start before. All hell can’t stop you, once you begin to shoot. Put it up, Bud, or give it to me.”

  “The man don’t live that can shoot at me, by cripes, and git away with it. Not if he misses killin’ me!” Big Medicine was shaking with rage; but the Native Son saw that he hesitated, nevertheless, and laughed outright.

  “Call him out and give him a thumping. That’s good enough for a sheepherder,” he suggested as a substitute.

  Perhaps because the Native Son so seldom offered advice, and, because of his cool courage in interfering with Big Medicine at such a time, Bud’s jaw relaxed and his pale eyes became more human in their expression. He even permitted Miguel to remove the big, wicked Colt from his hand, and slide it into his own pocket; whereat the Happy Family gasped with astonishment. Not even Pink would have dreamed of attempting such a thing.

  “Well he’s got to come out and take a lickin’, anyway,” shouted Big Medicine vengefully, and rode close enough to slap the canvas smartly with his quirt. By all the gods he knew by name he called upon the offender to come forth, while the others drew up in a rude half-circle to await developments. Heavy silence was the reply he got. It was as though the men wit
hin were sitting tense and watchful, like cougars crouched for a spring, with claws unsheathed and muscles quivering.

  “You better come out,” called Andy sharply, after they had waited a decent interval. “We didn’t come here hunting trouble; we want to know where you’re headed for with these sheep. The fellow that cut loose with the gun—”

  “Aw, don’t talk so purty! I’m gitting almighty tired, just setting here lettin’ m’ legs hang down. Git your ropes, boys!” With one sweeping gesture of his arm Big Medicine made plain his meaning as he rode a few paces away, his fingers fumbling with the string that held his rope. “I’m goin’ to have a look at ’em, anyway,” he grinned. “I sure do hate to see men act so bashful.”

  With his rope free and ready for action, Big Medicine shook the loop out, glanced around, and saw that Andy, Pink and Cal Emmett were also ready, and, with a dexterous flip, settled the noose neatly over the iron pin that thrust up through the end of the ridge-pole in front. Andy’s loop sank neatly over it a second later, and the two wheeled and dashed away together, with Pink and Irish duplicating their performance at the other end of the tent. The dingy, smoke-stained canvas swayed, toppled, as the pegs gave way, and finally lay flat upon the prairie fifty feet from where it had stood, leaving the inmates exposed to the cruel stare of eight unfriendly cowpunchers. Four cowering figures they were, with guns in their hands that shook.

  “Drop them guns!” thundered Big Medicine, flipping his rope loose and recoiling it mechanically as he plunged up to the group.

  One man obeyed. One gave a squawk of terror and permitted his gun to go off at random before he fled toward the coulee. The other two crouched behind their bed-rolls, set their jaws doggedly and glared defiance.

  Pink, Andy, Irish, Big Medicine and the Native Son slid off their horses and made a rush at them. A rifle barked viciously, and Slim, sitting prudently on his horse well in the rear, gave a yell and started for home at a rapid pace.

  Considering the provocation the Happy Family behaved with quite praiseworthy self-control and leniency. They did not lynch those two herders. They did not kill them, either by bullets, knives, or beating to death. They took away the guns, however, and they told them with extreme bluntness what sort of men they believed them to be. They defined accurately their position in society at large, in that neighborhood, and stated what would be their future fate if they persisted in acting with so little caution and common sense.

  At Andy Green’s earnest behest they also wound them round and round with ropes, before they departed, and gave them some very good advice upon the matter of range rules and the herding of sheep, particularly of Dot sheep.

  “You’re playing big luck, if you only had sense enough to know it,” Andy pointed out to the recumbent three before they rode away. “We didn’t come over here on the warpath, and, if you hadn’t got in such a darned hurry to start something, you’d be a whole lot more comfortable right now. We rode over to tell yuh not to start them sheep across Flying U coulee; because, if you do, you’re going to have both hands and your hats plumb full uh trouble. It has taken some little time and fussing to get yuh gentled down so we can talk to you, and I sure do hope yuh remember what I’m saying.”

  “Oh, we’ll remember it, all right!” menaced one of the men, lifting his head turtlewise that he might glare at the group. “And our bosses’ll remember it; you needn’t worry about that none. You wait till—”

  The next man to him turned his head and muttered a sentence, and the speaker dropped his head back upon the ground, silenced.

  “It was your own outfit started this style of rope trimming, so you can’t kick about that part of the deal,” Pink informed them melodiously. “It’s liable to get to be all the rage with us. So, if you don’t like it, don’t come around where we are. And say!” His dimples stood deep in his cheeks. “You send those ropes home tomorrow, will yuh? We’re liable to need ’em.”

  “By cripes!” Big Medicine bawled. “What say we haze them sheep a few miles north, boys?”

  “Oh, I guess they’ll be all right where they are,” Andy protested, his thirst for revenge assuaged at sight of those three trussed as he had been trussed, and apparently not liking it any better than he had liked it. “They’ll be good and careful not to come around the Flying U—or I miss my guess a mile.”

  The others cast comprehensive glances at their immediate surroundings, and decided that they had at least made their meaning plain; there was no occasion for emphasizing their disapproval any further. They confiscated the rifles, and they told the fellows why they did so. They very kindly pulled a tarpaulin over the three to protect them in a measure from the chill night that was close upon them, and they wished them good night and pleasant dreams, and rode away home.

  On the way they met Weary and Happy Jack, galloping anxiously to the battle scene. Slim, it appeared from Weary’s rapid explanation, had arrived at the ranch with his horse in a lather and with a four-inch furrow in the fleshiest part of his leg, where a bullet had flicked him in passing. The tale he told had led Weary to believe that Slim was the sole survivor of that reckless company.

  “Mamma! I’m so glad to see you boys able to fork your horses and swear natural, that I don’t believe I can speak my little piece about staying on your own side the fence and letting trouble do some of the hunting,” he exclaimed thankfully. “I wish you’d stayed at home and left these blamed Dots alone. But, seeing yuh didn’t, I’m tickled to death to hear you didn’t kill anybody off. I don’t want the folks to come home and find the whole bunch in the pen. It might look as if—”

  “You don’t want the folks to come home and find the whole ranch sheeped off, either, and the herders camping up in the white house, do yuh?” Pink inquired pointedly. “I kinda think,” he added dryly, “those same herders will feel like going away around Flying U fences with their sheep. I don’t believe they’ll do any cutting across.”

  “I betche old Dunk’ll make it interestin’ fer this outfit, just the same,” Happy Jack predicted. “Tyin’ up three men uh hisn, like that, and ropin’ their tent and draggin’ it off, ain’t things he’ll pass up. He’ll have a possy out here—you see if he don’t!”

  “In that case, I’ll be sorry for you, Happy,” purred Miguel close beside him. “You’re the only one in the outfit that looks capable of such a vile deed.”

  “Oh, Dunk won’t do anything,” Weary said cheerfully. “You’ll have to take those guns back, though. They might take a notion to call that stealing!”

  “You forget,” the Native Son reminded calmly, “that we left them three good ropes in exchange.”

  Whereupon the Happy Family laughed and went to offer their unsought sympathy to Slim.

  CHAPTER X

  The Happy Family Herd Sheep

  The boys of the Flying U had many faults in common, aside from certain individual frailties; one of their chief weaknesses was over-confidence in their own ability to cope with any situation which might arise, unexpectedly or otherwise, and a belief that others felt that same confidence in them, and that enemies were wont to sit a long time counting the cost before venturing to offer too great an affront. Also they believed—and made it manifest in their conversation—that they could even bring the Old Man back to health if they only had him on the ranch where they could get at him. They maligned the hospitals and Chicago doctors most unjustly, and were agreed that all he needed was to be back on the ranch where somebody could look after him right. They asserted that, if they ever got tired of living and wanted to cash in without using a gun or anything, they’d go to a hospital and tell the doctors to turn loose and try to cure them of something.

  This by way of illustration; also as an explanation of their sleeping soundly that night, instead of watching for some hostile demonstration on the part of the Dot outfit. To a man—one never counted Happy Jack’s prophecies of disaster as being anything more than a personal deformity of thought—they were positive in their belief that the Dot sheepherders
would be very, very careful not to provoke the Happy Family to further manifestations of disapproval. They knew what they’d get, if they tried any more funny business, and they’d be mighty careful where they drove their sheep after this.

  So, with the comfortable glow of victory in their souls, they laid them down, and, when the animated discussion of that night’s adventure flagged, as their tongues grew sleep-clogged and their eyelids drooped, they slept in peace; save when Slim, awakened by the soreness of his leg, grunted a malediction or two before he began snoring again.

  They rose and ate their breakfast in a fair humor with the world. One grows accustomed to the thought of sickness, even when it strikes close to the affections, and, with the resilience of youth and hope, life adjusts itself to make room for the specter of fear, so that it does not crowd unduly, but stands half-forgotten in the background of one’s thoughts. For that reason they no longer spoke soberly because of the Old Man lying hurt unto death in Chicago. And, when they mentioned the Dot sheep and men, they spoke as men speak of the vanquished.

  With the taste of hot biscuits and maple syrup still lingering pleasantly against their palates, they went out and were confronted with sheep, blatting sheep, stinking sheep, devastating sheep, Dot sheep. On the south side of the coulee, up on the bluff, grazed the band. They fed upon the brow of the hill opposite the ranch buildings; they squeezed under the fence and spilled a ragged fringe of running, gray animals down the slope. Half a mile away though the nearest of them were, the murmur of them, the smell of them, the whole intolerable presence of them, filled the Happy Family with an amazed loathing too deep for words.

  Technically, that high, level stretch of land bounding Flying U coulee on the south was open range. It belonged to the government. The soil was not fertile enough even for the most optimistic of “dry land” farmers to locate upon it; and this was before the dry-land farming craze had swept the country, gathering in all public land as claims. J. G. Whitmore had contented himself with acquiring title to the whole of the Flying U coulee, secure in his belief that the old order of things would not change, in his life-time, at least, and that the unwritten law of the range land, which leaves the vicinity of a ranch to the use of the ranch owner, would never be repealed by new customs imposed by a new class of people.