The B. M. Bower Megapack

by B. M. Bower

  Take-Notice stretched his legs out before him, pushed his hands deep down in his trousers’ pockets, and laughed and laughed. “That was sure one on you,” he chuckled. “Andy’s a hard case, all right.”

  But the girl stood before him, a little pale and with her chin high. “Father, how can you think it’s funny?” she cried impatiently. “It seems to me—er—I think it’s perfectly horrid for a man to act like that. And you say, Mr. Bates, that he’s out there now”—she swept a very pretty hand and arm toward the window—“acting the same silly sort of falsehood?”

  “I don’t know where he is now,” Jack answered judicially. “That’s what he was doing when we came past.”

  She went to the door and stood looking vaguely out at nothing in particular, and Irish took the opportunity to kick Jack on the ankle-bone and viciously whisper, “Yuh damned chump!” But Jack smiled serenely. Irish, he reflected, had not been with them that day in the Bad-lands, and so had not the same cause for vengeance. He remembered that Irish had laughed, just as Take-Notice was laughing, when they told him about it; but Jack had never been able to see the joke, and his conscience did not trouble him now.

  More they said about Andy Green—he and Take-Notice, with Irish mostly silent and with the girl extremely indignant at times and at others slightly incredulous, but always eager to hear more. More they said, not with malice, perhaps, for they liked Andy Green, but with the spirit of reminiscence strong upon them. Many things that he had said and done they recalled and laughed over—but the girl did not laugh. At sundown, when they rode away, she scribbled a hasty note, put it in an envelope and entrusted it to Irish for immediate delivery to the absent and erring one. Then they rode home, promising each other that they would sure devil Andy to death when they saw him, and wishing that they had ridden long ago to the cabin of Take-Notice. It was not pleasant to know that Andy Green had again fooled them completely.

  None at the ranch had seen Andy, and they speculated much upon the nature of the game he was playing. Happy Jack wanted to bet that Andy really had broken his leg—but that was because he had a present grievance against Irish and hated to agree with anything he said. But when they went to bed, the Happy Family had settled unanimously upon the theory that Andy had ridden to Dry Lake, and would come loping serenely down the trail next day.

  Irish did not know what time it was when he found himself sitting up in bed listening, but he discovered Pink getting quietly into his clothes. Irish hesitated a moment, and then felt under his pillow for his own garments—long habit had made him put them there—and began to dress. “I guess I’ll go along with yuh,” he whispered.

  “Yuh can if yuh want to,” Pink answered ungraciously. “But yuh needn’t raise the long howl if—”

  “Hold on, boys; my ante’s on the table,” came guardedly from Weary’s bunk, and there was a soft, shuffling sound as of moving blankets; the subdued scrape of boots pulled from under bunks, and the quiet searching for hats and gloves. There was a clank of spur-chains, the faint squeal of a hinge gone rusty, a creak of a loose board, and then the three stood together outside under the star-sprinkle and avoided looking at one another. Without a word they went down the deep-worn path to the big gate, swung it open and headed for the corral where slept their horses.

  “If them bone-heads don’t wake up, nobody’ll be any the wiser—and it’s a lovely night for a ramble,” murmured Weary, consoling himself.

  “Well, I couldn’t sleep,” Irish confessed, half defiantly. “I expect it’s just a big josh, but—it won’t do any hurt to make sure.”

  “Yuh all think Andy Green lives to tell lies,” snapped Pink, throwing the saddle on his horse with a grunt at the weight of it. The horse flinched away from its impact, and Pink swore at it viciously. “Yuh might uh gone down and made sure, anyhow,” he criticised.

  “Well, I was going to; but Jack said—” Irish stooped to pick up the latigo and did not finish. “But I can’t get over the way his head dropped down on his arms, when we were riding out uh sight. As if—oh, hell! If it was a josh, I’ll just about beat the head off him for spoiling my sleep this way. Get your foot off that rein, yuh damned, clumsy bench!” This last to his horse.

  They rode slowly away from the ranch and made the greater haste when the sound of their galloping could not reach the dulled ears of those who slept. They did not talk much, and when they did it was to tell one another what great fools they were—but even in the telling they urged their horses to greater speed.

  “Well,” Pink summed up at last, “if he’s hurt, out here, we’re doing the right thing; and if he ain’t, he won’t be there to have the laugh on us; so it’s all right either way.”

  There was black shadow in the grassy swale where they found him. His horse had wandered off and it was only the sure instinct of Irish that led them to the spot where he lay, a blacker shadow in the darkness that a passing cloud had made. Just at first they thought him dead, but when they lifted him he groaned and then spoke.

  “It’s one on me, this time,” he said, and the throat of Irish pinched achingly together at the sound of his voice, which had in it the note of pain he had been trying to forget.

  After that he said nothing at all, because he was a senseless weight in their arms.

  At daylight Irish was pounding vehemently the door of the White House and calling for the Little Doctor. Andy lay stretched unconscious upon the porch beside him, and down in the bunk-house the Happy Family was rubbing eyes and exclaiming profanely at the story Pink was telling.

  “And here,” finished Irish a couple of hours later, when he was talking the thing over with the Little Doctor, “here’s a note Take-Notice’s girl gave me for him. I don’t reckon there’s any good news in it, so maybe yuh better hold it out on him till he’s got over the fever. I guess we queered Andy a lot—but I’ll ride over, soon as I can, and fix it up with her and tell her he broke his leg, all right. Maybe,” he finished optimistically, “she’ll come over to see him.”

  Irish kept his word, though he delayed until the next day; and the next day it was too late. For the cabin of Take-Notice was closed and empty, and the black lamb and the white were nosing unhappily their over-turned pan of mush, and bleating lonesomely. Irish waited a while and started home again; rode into the trail and met Bert Rogers, who explained:

  “Take-Notice was hauling his girl, trunk and all, to the depot,” he told Irish. “I met ’em just this side the lane. They aimed to catch the afternoon train, I reckon. She was going home, Take-Notice told me.”

  So Irish rode thoughtfully back to the ranch and went straight to the White House where Andy lay, meaning to break the news as carefully as he knew how.

  Andy was lying in bed looking big-eyed at the ceiling, and in his hand was the note. He turned his head and glanced indifferently at Irish.

  “Yuh sure made a good job of it, didn’t yuh?” he began calmly, though it was not the calm which meant peace. “I was just about engaged to that girl. If it’ll do yuh any good to know how nice and thorough yuh busted everything up for me, read that.” He held out the paper, and Irish turned a guilty red when he took it.

  Mr. Green:

  I have just been greatly entertained with the history of your very peculiar deeds and adventures, and I wish to say that I have discovered myself wholly lacking the sense of humor which is necessary to appreciate you.

  As I am going home tomorrow, this is my only opportunity of letting you know how thoroughly I detest falsehood in any form.

  Yours truly,

  MARY EDITH JOHNSON.

  “Ain’t yuh proud?” Andy inquired in a peculiar, tired voice. “Maybe I’m a horrible liar, all right—but I never done anybody a dirty trick like that.”

  Irish might have said it was Jack Bates who did the mischief, but he did not. “We never knew it was anything serious,” he explained contritely. “On the dead, I’m sorry—”

  “And that does a damned lot uh good—if she’s gone!” Andy cut in,
miserably.

  “Oh, she’s gone, all right. She went today,” murmured Irish, and went out and shut the door softly behind him.

  FOOL’S GOLD.

  Andy Green, unshaven as to face and haggard as to eyes, leaned upon his stout, willow stick and looked gloomily away to the west. He was a good deal given to looking to the west, these days when a leg new-healed kept him at the ranch, though habit and inclination would have sent him riding fast and far over prairies untamed. Inaction comes hard when a man has lived his life mostly in the open, doing those things which keep brain and muscle keyed alike to alertness and leave no time for brooding.

  If Andy had not broken his leg but had gone with the others on roundup, he would never have spent the days glooming unavailingly because a girl with a blond pompadour and teasing eyes had gone away and taken with her a false impression of his morals, and left behind her the sting of a harsh judgment against which there seemed no appeal. As it was, he spent the time going carefully over his past in self-justification, and in remembering every moment that he had spent with Mary Johnson in those four weeks when she stayed with her father and petted the black lamb and the white.

  In his prejudiced view, he had never done anything to make a girl hate him. He had not always told the truth—he would admit that with candid, gray eyes looking straight into your own—but he had never lied to harm a man, which, it seemed to him, makes all the difference in the world.

  If he could once have told her how he felt about it, and showed her how the wide West breeds wider morals—he did not quite know how you would put these things, but he felt them very keenly. He wanted to make her feel the difference; to see that little things do not count in a man’s life, after all, except when they affect him as a man when big things are wanted of him. A little cowardice would count, for instance, because it would show that the man would fail at the test; but a little lie? just a harmless sort of lie that was only a “josh” and was taken as such by one’s fellows? Andy was not analytic by nature, and he would have stumbled vaguely among words to explain his views, but he felt very strongly the injustice of the girl’s condemnation, and he would scarcely speak to Jack Bates and Irish when they came around making overtures for peace and goodwill.

  “If she hadn’t gone home so sudden, I could uh squared it all right,” he told the Little Doctor, whenever her sympathetic attitude won him to speech upon the subject.

  “Yes, I believe you could,” she would agree cheeringly. “If she’s the right sort, and cared, you could.”

  “She’s the right sort—I know that,” Andy would assert with much decision, though modesty forbade his telling the Little Doctor that he was also sure she cared. She did care, if a girl’s actions count for anything, or her looks and smiles. Of course she cared! Else why did she rush off home like that, a good month before she had intended to go? They had planned that Andy would get a “lay-off” and go with her as far as Butte, because she would have to wait there several hours, and Andy wanted to take her out to the Columbia Gardens and see if she didn’t think they were almost as nice as anything California could show. Then she had gone off without any warning because Jack Bates and Irish had told her a lot of stuff about him, Andy; if that didn’t prove she cared, argued Andy to himself, what the dickens would you want for proof?

  It was from thinking these things over and over while he lay in bed, that Andy formed the habit of looking often towards the west when his hurt permitted him to hobble around the house. And when a man looks often enough in any direction, his feet will, unless hindered by fate itself, surely follow his gaze if you give them time enough.

  It was the excursion rates advertised in a Great Falls paper that first put the idea consciously into the brain of Andy. They seemed very cheap, and the time-limit was generous, and—San Jose was not very far from San Francisco, the place named in the advertisement; and if he could only see the girl and explain—It would be another month before he would be able to work, anyway, and—A man might as well get rid of a hundred or so travelling, as to sit in a poker game and watch it fade away, and he would really get more out of it. Anyhow, nobody need know where he had gone. They could think he was just going to Butte. And he didn’t give a darn if they did find it out!

  He limped back into the house and began inspecting, with much dissatisfaction, his wardrobe. He would have to stake himself to new clothes—but he needed clothes, anyway, that fall. He could get what he wanted in Butte, while he waited for the train to Ogden. Now that Andy had made up his mind to go, he was in a great hurry and grudged the days, even the hours, that must pass before he could see Mary Edith Johnson.

  Not even the Little Doctor knew the truth, when Andy appeared next morning dressed for his journey, ate a hasty and unsatisfactory breakfast and took the Old Man to one side with elaborate carelessness and asked for a sum that made the Old Man blink. But no man might have charge of the Happy Family for long without attaining that state of mental insulation which renders a shock scientifically impossible. The Old Man wrote a check, twisted his mouth into a whimsical knot and inquired mildly: “What’s the brand of devilment this time, and how long’s it going to take yuh?” With a perceptible emphasis on the word this.

  For probably the first time in his life Andy blushed and stammered over a lie, and before he had got out more than two words, the Old Man seemed to understand the situation quite thoroughly. He said “Oh, I see. Well, git a round-trip ticket and be dead sure yuh don’t out-stay the limit.” He took out his pipe and filled it meditatively.

  Andy blushed again—six weeks indoors had lightened the tan on his face so that his blushes showed very plainly—and made desperate denial. “I’m only going up to Butte. But a fellow can’t have any kind of a time there without a fair-sized roll, and—I’ll be back in two or three weeks—soon as my leg’s mended thorough. I—”

  “Get along with yuh!” growled the Old Man, though his eyes twinkled. “Doggone it, don’t yuh lie to me. Think I was shipped in on the last train? A man don’t git red in the face when he’s just merely headed for Butte. Why, doggone yuh—”

  The last words had to serve for a farewell, because Andy was limping away as fast as he could, and did not come back to the house again. He did not even tell the Little Doctor good-by, though it was fifteen minutes before John Wedum, the ranchhand, had the team ready to drive Andy to town, and he was one of the Little Doctor’s most loyal subjects.

  * * * *

  Andy walked haltingly down a palm-shaded street in San Jose and wondered just what would be the best and quickest way in which to find Mary Edith Johnson. Three ways were open to him: He could hunt up all the Johnsons in town—there were three full pages of them in the directory, as he remembered with a sigh—and find out which one was the right one; but San Jose, as he had already discovered, was not a village, and he doubted if he could stand the walking. He could visit all the real estate offices in town—and he was just beginning to realize that there were almost as many real estate offices as there were Johnsons. And he could promenade the streets in the hope of meeting her. But always there was the important fact to face—the fact that San Jose is not a village.

  He came upon a particularly shady spot and a bench placed invitingly. Andy sat down, eased the new-healed leg out before him and rolled a cigarette. “This is going to be some different from hunting a stray on the range,” he told himself, with an air of deliberate cheerfulness. “If I could get out and scurrup around on a hoss, and round her up that way—but this footing it all over town is what grinds me.” He drew a match along the under side of the bench and held the blaze absently to the cigarette. “There was one thing—she told about an orange tree right beside her mother’s front gate, Maybe—” He looked around him hopefully. Just across the street was a front gate, and beside it an orange tree; he knew because there were ripe oranges hanging upon it. He started to rise, his blood jumping queerly, sat down again and swore. “Every darned gate in town, just about, has got an orange tree stuck some
where handy by. I remember ’em now, damn ’em!”

  Three cigarettes he smoked while he sat there. When he started on again his face was grimly set toward the nearest business street. At the first real-estate sign he stopped, pulled together his courage, and went in. A girl sat in a corner of the room before a typewriter. Andy saw at a glance that her hair was too dark; murmured something and backed out. At the next place, a man was crumpled into a big chair, reading a paper. Behind a high desk a typewriter clicked, but Andy could not see the operator without going behind the railing, and he hesitated.

  “Looking for a snap?” asked the man briskly, coming up from his crumpled state like a spring.

  “Well, I was looking—”

  “Now, here. It may not be what you want, but I’m just going to show you this proposition and see what you think of it. It ain’t going to last—somebody’s goin’ to snap it up before you know it. Now, here—”

  It was half an hour before Andy got away from that office, and he had not seen who was running the machine behind the desk, even then. He had, however, spoken rather loudly and had informed the man that he was from Montana, with no effect whatever upon the clicking. He had listened patiently to the glowing description of several “good buys,” and had escaped with difficulty within ten minutes after hearing the unseen typist addressed as “Fern.”

  At the third place he merely looked in at the door and retreated hastily when the agent, like a spider on the watch, started forward.

  When he limped into the office of his hotel at six o’clock, Andy was ready to swear that every foot of land in California was for sale, and that every man in San Jose was trying his best to sell it and looked upon him, Andy Green, as a weak-minded millionaire who might be induced to purchase. He had not visited all the places where they kept bulletin-boards covered with yellowed placards abounding in large type and many fat exclamation points and the word only with a dollar mark immediately after. All? He had not visited half of them, or a third!