The B. M. Bower Megapack

by B. M. Bower

  If he expected thanks for what he had done, he must have received a shock. Other riders had left their posts and were edging up to hear what happened, and Bud reined up in astonishment before the most amazing string of unseemly epithets he had ever heard. It began with: “What’d you throw that critter for?”—which of course is putting it mildly—and ended in a choked phrase which one man may not use to another’s face and expect anything but trouble afterwards.

  Bud unbuckled his gun and hung the belt on his saddle horn, and dismounted. “Get off your horse and take the damnedest licking you ever had in your life, for that!” He invited vengefully. “You told me to tie down that steer, and I tied him down. You’ve got no call to complain—and there isn’t a man on earth I’ll take that kinda talk from. Crawl down, you parrot-faced cow-eater—and leave your gun on the saddle.”

  The man remained where he was and looked Bud over uncertainly. “Who are you, and where’d yuh come from?” he demanded more calmly. “I never saw yuh before.”

  “Well, I never grew up with your face before me, either!” Bud snapped. “If I had I’d probably be cross-eyed by now. You called me something! Get off that horse or I’ll pull you off!”

  “Aw, yuh don’t want to mind—” began a tall, lean man pacifically; but he of the high nose stopped him with a wave of the hand, his eyes still measuring the face, the form and the fighting spirit of one Bud Birnie, standing with his coat off, quivering with rage.

  “I guess I’m in the wrong, young fellow—I did holler ‘Tie ’im down.’ But if you’d ever been around this outfit any you’d have known I didn’t mean it literal.” He stopped and suddenly he laughed. “I’ve been yellin’ ‘Tie ’im down’ for two years and more, when a critter breaks outa the bunch, and nobody was ever fool enough to tackle it before. It’s just a sayin’ we’ve got, young man. We—”

  “What about the name you called me?” Bud was still advancing slowly, not much appeased by the explanation. “I don’t give a darn about the steer. You said tie him, and he’s tied. But when you call me—”

  “My mistake, young feller. When I get riled up I don’t pick my words.” He eyed Bud sharply. “You’re mighty quick to obey orders,” He added tentatively.

  “I was brought up to do as I’m told,” Bud retorted stiffly. “Any objections to make?”

  “Not one in the world. Wish there was more like yuh. You ain’t been in these parts long?” His tone made a question of the statement.

  “Not right here.” Bud had no reason save his temper for not giving more explicit information, but Bart Nelson—as Bud knew him afterwards—continued to study him as if he suspected a blotched past.

  “Hunh. That your horse?”

  “I’ve got a bill of sale for him.”

  “You don’t happen to be wanting a job, I s’pose?”

  “I wouldn’t refuse to take one.” And then the twinkle came back to Bud’s eyes, because all at once the whole incident struck him as being rather funny. “I’d want a boss that expected to have his orders carried out, though. I lack imagination, and I never did try to read a man’s mind. What he says he’d better mean—when he says it to me.”

  Bart Nelson gave a short laugh, turned and sent his riders back to their work with oaths tingling their ears. Bud judged that cursing was his natural form of speech.

  “Go let up that steer, and I’ll put you to work,” he said to Bud afterwards. “That’s a good rope horse you’re riding. If you want to use him, and if you can hold up to that little sample of roping yuh gave us, I’ll pay yuh sixty a month. And that’s partly for doing what you’re told,” he added with a quick look into Bud’s eyes. “You didn’t say where you’re from——”

  “I was born and raised in cow-country, and nobody’s looking for me,” Bud informed him over his shoulder while he remounted, and let it go at that. From southern Wyoming to Idaho was too far, he reasoned, to make it worth while stating his exact place of residence. If they had never heard of the Tomahawk outfit it would do no good to name it. If they had heard of it, they would wonder why the son of so rich a cowman as Bob Birnie should be hiring out as a common cowpuncher so far from home. He had studied the matter on his way north, and had decided to let people form their own conclusions. If he could not make good without the name of Bob Birnie behind him, the sooner he found it out the better.

  He untied the steer, drove it back into the herd and rode over to where the high-nosed man was helping hold the “Cut.”

  “Can you read brands? We’re cuttin’ out AJ and AJBar stuff; left ear-crop on the AJ, and undercut on the AJBar.”

  Bud nodded and eased into the herd, spied an AJ two-year-old and urged it toward the outer edge, smiling to himself when he saw how Stopper kept his nose close to the animal’s rump. Once in the milling fringe of the herd, Stopper nipped it into the open, rushed it to the cut herd, wheeled and went back of his own accord. From the corner of his eye, as he went, Bud saw that Bart Nelson and one or two others were watching him. They continued to eye him covertly while he worked the herd with two other men. He was glad that he had not travelled far that day, and that he had ridden Smoky and left Stopper fresh and eager for his favorite pastime, which was making cattle do what they particularly did not want to do. In that he was adept, and it pleased Bud mightily to see how much attention Stopper was attracting.

  Not once did it occur to him that it might be himself who occupied the thoughts of his boss. Buddy—afterwards Bud—had lived his whole life among friends, his only enemies the Indians who preyed upon the cowmen. White men he had never learned to distrust, and to be distrusted had never been his portion. He had always been Bud Birnie, son and heir of Bob Birnie, as clean-handed a cattle king as ever recorded a brand. Even at the University his position had been accepted without question. That the man he mentally called Parrotface was puzzled and even worried about him was the last thing he would think of.

  But it was true. Bart Nelson watched Bud, that afternoon. A man might ride up to Bart and assert that he was an old hand with cattle, and Bart would say nothing, but set him to work, as he had Bud. Then he would know just how old a “Hand” the fellow was. Fifteen minutes convinced him that Bud had “growed up in the saddle”, as he would have put it. But that only mystified him the more. Bart knew the range, and he knew every man in the country, from Burroback Valley, which was this great valley’s name, to the Black Rim, beyond the mountain range, and beyond the Black Rim to the Sawtooth country. He knew their ways and he knew their past records.

  He knew that this young fellow came from farther ranges, and he would have been at a loss to explain just how he knew it. He would have said that Bud did not have the “earmarks” of an Idaho rider. Furthermore, the small Tomahawk brand on the left flank of the horse Bud rode was totally unknown to Bart. Yet the horse did not bear the marks of long riding. Bud himself looked as if he had just ridden out from some nearby ranch—and he had refused to say where he was from.

  Bart swore under his breath and beckoned to him a droopy-mustached, droopy-shouldered rider who was circling the herd in a droopy, spiritless manner and chewing tobacco with much industry.

  “Dirk, you know brands from the Panhandle to Cypress Hills. What d’ yuh make of that horse? Where does he come from?” Bart stopped abruptly and rode forward then to receive and drive farther back a galloping AJBar cow which Bud and Stopper had just hazed out of the herd. Dirk squinted at Stopper’s brand which showed cleanly in the glossy, new hair of early summer. He spat carefully with the wind and swung over to meet his boss when the cow was safely in the cut herd.

  “New one on me, Bart. They’s a hatchet brand over close to Jackson’s Hole, somewhere. Where’d the kid say he was from?”

  “He wouldn’t say, but he’s a sure-enough cowhand.”

  “That there horse ain’t been rode down on no long journey,” Dirk volunteered after further scrutiny. And he added with the unconscious impertinence of an old and trusted employee, “Yuh goin’ to put him on?�
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  “Already done it—sixty a month,” Bart confided. “That’ll bring out what’s in him; he’s liable to turn out good for the outfit. Showed he’ll do what he’s told first, and think it over afterwards. I like that there trait in a man.”

  Dirk pulled his droopy mustache away from his lips as if he wanted to make sure that his smile would show; though it was not a pretty smile, on account of his tobacco-stained teeth.

  “’S your fun’ral, Bart. I’d say he’s from Jackson’s Hole, on a rough guess—but I wouldn’t presume to guess what he’s here fur. Mebby he come across from Black Rim. I can find out, if you say so.”

  Bud was weaving in and out through the herd, scanning the animals closely. While the two talked he singled out a yearling heifer, let Stopper nose it out beyond the bunch and drove it close to the boss.

  “Better look that one over,” He called out. “One way, it looks like AJ, and another way I couldn’t name it. And the ear looks as if about half of it had been frozen off. Didn’t want to run it into the cut until you passed on it.”

  Bart looked first at Bud, and he looked hard. Then he rode over and inspected the yearling, Dirk close at his heels.

  “Throw ’er back with the bunch,” He ordered.

  “That finishes the cut, then,” Bud announced, rubbing his hand along Stopper’s sweaty neck. “I kept passing this critter up, and I guess the other boys did the same. But it’s the last one, and I thought I’d run her out for you to look over.”

  Bart grunted. “Dirk, you take a look and see if they’ve got ’em all. And you, Kid, can help haze the cut up the Flat—the boys’ll show you what to do.”

  Bud, remembering Smoky and Sunfish and his camp, hesitated. “I’ve got a camp down here by the creek,” He said. “If it’s all the same to you, I’ll report for work in the morning, if you’ll tell me where to head for. And I’ll have to arrange somehow to pasture my horses; I’ve got a couple more at camp.”

  Bart studied him for a minute, and Bud thought he was going to change his mind about the job, or the sixty dollars a month. But Bart merely told him to ride on up the Flat next morning, and take the first trail that turned to the left. “The Muleshoe ranch is up there agin that pine mountain,” he explained. “Bring along your outfit. I guess we can take care of a couple of horses, all right.”

  That suited Bud very well, and he rode away thinking how lucky he was to have taken the right fork in the road, that day. He had ridden straight into a job, and while he was not very enthusiastic over the boss, the other boys seemed all right, and the wages were a third more than he had expected to get just at first. It was the first time, he reminded himself, that he had been really tempted to locate, and he certainly had struck it lucky.

  He did not know that when he left the roundup his going had been carefully noted, and that he was no sooner out of sight than Dirk Tracy was riding cautiously on his trail. While he fed his horses the last bit of grain he had, and cooked his supper over what promised to be his last camp-fire, he did not dream that the man with the droopy mustache was lying amongst the bushes on the other bank of the creek, watching every move he made.

  He meant to be up before daylight so that he could strike the ranch of the Muleshoe outfit in time for breakfast, wherefore he went to bed before the afterglow had left the mountain-tops around him. And being young and carefree and healthfully weary, he was asleep and snoring gently within five minutes of his last wriggle into his blankets. But Dirk Tracy watched him for fully two hours before he decided that the kid was not artfully pretending, but was really asleep and likely to remain so for the night.

  Dirk was an extremely cautious man, but he was also tired, and the cold food he had eaten in place of a hot supper had not been satisfying to his stomach. He crawled carefully out of the brush, stole up the creek to where he had left his horse, and rode away.

  He was not altogether sure that he had done his full duty to the Muleshoe, but it was against human nature for a man nearing forty to lie uncovered in the brush, and let a numerous family of mosquitoes feed upon him while he listened to a young man snoring comfortably in a good camp bed a hundred feet away.

  Dirk, because his conscience was not quite clear, slept in the stable that night and told his boss a lie next morning.

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  THE MULESHOE

  The riders of the Muleshoe outfit were eating breakfast when Bud rode past the long, low-roofed log cabin to the corral which stood nearest the clutter of stables and sheds. He stopped there and waited to see if his new boss was anywhere in sight and would come to tell him where to unpack his belongings. A sandy complexioned young man with red eyelids and no lashes presently emerged from the stable and came toward him, his mouth sagging loosely open, his eye; vacuous. He was clad in faded overalls turned up a foot at the bottom and showing frayed, shoddy trousers beneath and rusty, run-down shoes that proved he was not a rider. His hat was peppered with little holes, as if someone had fired a charge of birdshot at him and had all but bagged him.

  The youth’s eyes became fixed upon the guitar and mandolin cases roped on top of Sunfish’s pack, and he pointed and gobbled something which had the sound speech without being intelligible. Bud cocked an ear toward him inquiringly, made nothing of the jumble and rode off to the cabin, leading Sunfish after him. The fellow might or might not be the idiot he looked, and he might or might not keep his hands off the pack. Bud was not going to take any chance.

  He heard sounds within the cabin, but no one appeared until he shouted, “Hello!” twice. The door opened then and Bart Nelson put out his head, his jaws working over a mouthful of food that seemed tough.

  “Oh, it’s you. C’m awn in an’ eat,” he invited, and Bud dismounted, never guessing that his slightest motion had been carefully observed from the time he had forded the creek at the foot of the slope beyond the cabin.

  Bart introduced him to the men by the simple method of waving his hand at the group around the table and saying, “Guess you know the boys. What’d yuh say we could call yuh?”

  “Bud—ah—Birnie,” Bud answered, swiftly weighing the romantic idea of using some makeshift name until he had made his fortune, and deciding against it. A false name might mean future embarrassment, and he was so far from home that his father would never hear of him anyway. But his hesitation served to convince every man there that Birnie was not his name, and that he probably had good cause for concealing his own. Adding that to Dirk Tracy’s guess that he was from Jackson’s Hole, the sum spelled outlaw.

  The Muleshoe boys were careful not to seem curious about Bud’s past. They even refrained from manifesting too much interest in the musical instruments until Bud himself took them out of their cases that evening and began tuning them. Then the half-baked, tongue-tied fellow came over and gobbled at him eagerly.

  “Hen wants yuh to play something,” a man they called Day interpreted. “Hen’s loco on music. If you can sing and play both, Hen’ll set and listen till plumb daylight and never move an eyewinker.”

  Bud looked up, smiled a little because Hen had no eyewinkers to move, and suddenly felt pity because a man could be so altogether unlikeable as Hen. Also because his mother’s face stood vividly before him for an instant, leaving him with a queer tightening of the throat and the feeling that he had been rebuked. He nodded to Hen, laid down the mandolin and picked up the guitar, turned up the a string a bit, laid a booted and spurred foot across the other knee, plucked a minor chord sonorously and began abruptly:

  “Yo’ kin talk about you coons a-havin’ trouble—Well, Ah think Ah have enough-a of mah oh-own—”

  Hen’s high-pointed Adam’s apple slipped up and down in one great gulp of ecstasy. He eased slowly down upon the edge of the bunk beside Bud and gazed at him fascinatedly, his lashless eyes never winking, his jaw dropped so that his mouth hung half open. Day nudged Dirk Tracy, who parted his droopy mustache and smiled his unlovely smile, lowering his left eyelid unnecessarily at Bud. The dimple in Bud’s c
hin wrinkled as he bent his head and plunked the interlude with a swing that set spurred boots tapping the floor rhythmically.

  “Bart, he’s went and hired a show-actor, looks like.” Dirk confided behind his hand to Shorty McGuire. “That’s real singin’, if yuh ask me!”

  “Shut up!” grunted Shorty, and prodded Dirk into silence so that he would miss none of the song.

  Since Buddy had left the pink-apron stage of his adventurous life behind him, singing songs to please other people had been as much a part of his life as riding and roping and eating and sleeping. He had always sung or played or danced when he was asked to do so—accepting without question his mother’s doctrine that it was unkind and ill-bred to refuse when he really could do those things well, because on the cattle ranges indoor amusements were few, and those who could furnish real entertainment were fewer. Even at the University, coon songs and Irish songs and love songs had been his portion; wherefore his repertoire seemed endless, and if folks insisted upon it he could sing from dark to dawn, providing his voice held out.

  Hen sat with his big-jointed hands hanging loosely over his knees and listened, stared at Bud and grinned vacuously when one song was done, gulped his Adam’s apple and listened again as raptly to the next one. The others forgot all about having fun watching Hen, and named old favorites and new ones, heard them sung inimitably and called for more. At midnight Bud blew on his blistered fingertips and shook the guitar gently, bottom-side up.

  “I guess that’s all the music there is in the darned thing tonight,” he lamented. “She’s made to keep time, and she always strikes, along about midnight.”

  “Huh-huh!” chortled Hen convulsively, as if he understood the joke. He closed his mouth and sighed deeply, as one who has just wakened from a trance.