The B. M. Bower Megapack

by B. M. Bower

  “How do you do?” said he, quite as though he were greeting her in her own home. “You are Miss Stevenson, I feel sure. I am Holman Sommers, at your service. I am under the impression that I have with me a few articles which may be of some interest to you, Miss Stevenson. I chanced to come upon the stage several miles farther down the road. A wheel had given away, and there was every indication that the delay would prove serious, so when the driver mentioned the fact that he had mail and merchandise for you, I volunteered to act as his substitute and deliver them safely into your hands. I hope therefore that the service will in some slight measure atone for my presumption in forcing my acquaintance upon you.”

  At the second sentence the pink parasol became violently agitated. At the third Helen May was staring at him, mentally if not actually open-mouthed. At the last she was standing up and reaching for her mail, and she had not yet decided in her mind whether he was joking or whether he expected to be taken seriously. Even when he laughed, with that odd, dancing light in his eyes, she could not be sure. But because his voice was warm with human sympathy and the cordiality of a man who is very sure of himself and can afford to be cordial, she smiled back at him.

  “That’s awfully good of you, Mr. Sommers,” she said, shuffling her handful of letters eagerly to see who had written them; more particularly to see if Chum’s brother had written one of them. “I hope you didn’t drive out of your way to bring them” (there was one; a big, fat one that had taken two stamps! And one from Chum herself, and—but she went back gloatingly to the thick, heavy envelope with the bold, black handwriting that needed the whole face of the envelope for her name and address), “because I know that miles are awfully long in this country.”

  “Yes? You have discovered that incontrovertible fact, have you? Then I hope you will permit me to drive you home, especially since these packages are much too numerous and too weighty for you to carry in your arms. As a matter of fact, I have been hoping for an opportunity to meet our new neighbors. Neighbors are precious in our sight, I assure you, Miss Stevenson, and only the misfortune of illness in the household has prevented my sister from looking you up long ago. How long have you been here? Three weeks, or four?” His tone added: “You poor child,” or something equally sympathetic, and he smiled while he cramped the old buggy so that she could get into it without rubbing her skirt against the dustladen wheel.

  Helen May certainly had never seen any one just like Holman Sommers, though she had met hundreds of men in a business way. She had met men who ran to polysyllables and pompousness, but she had never known the polysyllables to accompany so simple a manner. She had seen men slouching around in old straw hats-and shoddy gray trousers and negligée shirts with the tie askew, and the clothes had spelled poverty or shiftlessness. Whereas they made Holman Sommers look like a great man indulging himself in the luxury of old clothes on a holiday.

  He seemed absolutely unconscious that he and his rattly buggy and the harness on the horse were all very shabby, and that the horse was fat and pudgy and scrawny of mane; and for that she admired him.

  Before they reached the low adobe cabin, she felt that she was much better acquainted with Holman Sommers than with Starr, whose name she still did not know, although he had stayed an hour talking to Vic and praising her cooking the night before. She did not, for all the time she had spent with him, know anything definite about Starr, whereas she presently knew a great deal about Holman Sommers, and approved of all she knew.

  He had a past which, she sensed vaguely, had been rather brilliant. He must have been a war correspondent, because he compared the present great war with the Japanese-Russian War and with the South African War, and he seemed to have been right in the middle of both, or he could not have spoken so intimately of them. He seemed to know all about the real, underlying causes of them and knew just where it would all end, and what nations would be drawn into it before they were through. He did not say that he knew all about the war, but after he had spoken a few casual sentences upon the subject Helen May felt that he knew a great deal more than he said.

  He also knew all about raising goats. He slid very easily, too, from the war to goat-raising. He had about four hundred, and he gave her a lot of valuable advice about the most profitable way in which to handle them.

  When he saw Vic legging it along the slope behind the Basin to head off Billy and his slavish nannies, he shook his head commiseratingly. “There is not a scintilla of doubt in my mind,” he told her gently, “that a trained dog would be of immeasurable benefit to you. I fear you made a grave mistake, Miss Stevenson, when you failed to possess yourself of a good dog. I might go so far as to say that a dog is absolutely indispensable to the successful handling of goats, or, for that matter, of sheep, either.” (He pronounced the last word eyether.)

  “That’s what my desert man told me,” said Helen May demurely, “only he didn’t tell me that way, exactly.”

  “Yes? Then I have no hesitation whatever in assuring you that your desert man was unqualifiedly accurate in his statement of your need.”

  Helen May bit her lip. “Then I’ll tell him,” she said, still more demurely.

  Secretly she hoped that he would rise to the bait, but he apparently accepted her words in good faith and went on telling her just how to range goats far afield in good weather so that the grazing in the Basin itself would be held in reserve for storms. It was a very grave error, said Holman Sommers, to exhaust the pasturage immediately contiguous to the home corral. It might almost be defined as downright improvidence. Then he forestalled any resentment she might feel by apologizing for his seeming presumption. But he apprehended the fact that she and her brother were both inexperienced, and he would be sorry indeed to see them suffer any loss because of that inexperience. His practical knowledge of the business was at her service, he said, and he should feel that he was culpably negligent of his duty as a neighbor if he failed to point out to her any glaring fault in their method.

  Helen May had felt just a little resentful of the words downright improvidence. Had she not walked rather than spend money and grass on a horse? Had she not daily denied herself things which she considered necessities, that she might husband the precious balance of Peter’s insurance money? But she swallowed her resentment and thanked him quite humbly for his kindness in telling her how to manage. She owned to her inexperience, and she said that she would greatly appreciate any advice which he might care to give.

  Her Man of the Desert, she remembered, had not given her advice, though he must have seen how badly she needed it. He had asked her where her dog was, taking it for granted, apparently, that she would have one. But when she had told him about not buying the dog, he had not said another word about it. And he had not said anything about their letting the goats eat up all the grass in the Basin, first thing, instead of saving it for bad weather. This Holman Sommers, she decided, was awfully kind, even if he did talk like a professor or something; kinder than her desert man. No, not kinder, but perhaps more truly helpful.

  At the house he told her just how to fix a “coolereupboard” under the lone mesquite tree which stood at one end of the adobe cabin. It was really very simple, as he explained it, and he assured her, in his scientific terminology, that it would be cool. He went to the spring and showed her where she could have Vic dig out the bank and fit in a rock shelf for butter. He assured her that she was fortunate in having a living spring so near the house. It was, he said, of incalculable importance in that country to have cold, pure water always at hand.

  When he discovered that she was a stenographer, and that she had her typewriter with her, he was immensely pleased, so pleased that his eyes shone with delight.

  “Ah! now I see why the fates drove me forth upon the highway this morning,” said he. “Do you know that I have a large volume of work for an expert typist, and that I have thus far felt that my present isolation in the desert wastes was an almost unsurmountable obstacle to having the work done in a satisfactory manner? I have
been engaged upon a certain work on sociological problems and how they have developed with the growth of civilization. You will readily apprehend that great care must be exercised in making the copy practically letter perfect. Furthermore, I find myself constantly revising the manuscript. I should want to supervise the work rather closely, and for that reason I have not as yet arranged for the final typing.

  “Now if you care to assume the task, I can assure you that I shall feel tremendously grateful, besides making adequate remuneration for the labor involved.”

  That is the way he put it, and that is how it happened that Helen May let herself in for the hardest piece of work she had ever attempted since she sold gloves at Bullocks’ all day and attended night school all the evening, learning shorthand and typewriting and bookkeeping, and permitting the white plague to fasten itself upon her while she bent to her studies.

  She let herself in for it because she believed she had plenty of time, and because Holman Sommers was in no hurry for the manuscript, which he did not expect to see completed for a year or so, since a work so erudite required much time and thought, being altogether different from current fiction, which requires none at all.

  Helen May was secretly aghast at the pile of scrawled writing interlined and crossed out, with marginal notes and footnotes and references and what not; but she let herself in for the job of typing his book for him—which is enough for the present.

  CHAPTER NINE

  PAT, A NICE DOGGUMS

  “‘The human polyp incessantly builds upon a coral reef. They become lithified as it were and constitute the strata of the psychozoic stage’—I told you the butter’s at the spring. Will you leave me alone? That’s the third page I’ve spoiled over psycho-what-you-call-it. Go on back and herd your goats, and for gracious sake, can that tulip-and-rose song! I hate it.” Helen May ripped a page with two carbon copies out of the machine, pulled out the carbons and crumpled three sheets of paper into a ball which she threw into a far corner.

  “Gee, but you’re pecky today! You act like an extra slammed into a sob lead and gettin’ up stage about it. I wish that long-worded hide had never showed up with his soiled package of nut science. A feller can’t live with you, by gosh, since you—”

  “Well, listen to this, Vic! ‘There is a radical difference between organic and social evolution, the formula most easily expressing this distinction being that environment transforms the animal, while man transforms the environment. This transformation—’”

  “Hel-up! Hel-up!” Vic went staggering out of the door with his palm pressed against his forehead in the gesture meant to register great mental agony, while his face was split with that nearly famous comedy grin of his. “Serves you right,” he flung hack at her in his normal tone of brotherly condescension. “The way you fell for that nut, like you was a starved squirrel shut up in a peanut wagon, by gosh! Hope you’re bogged down in jawbreakers the rest of the summer. Serves yuh right, but you needn’t think you can take it out on me. And,” he draped himself around the door jamb to add pointedly, “you should worry about the tulip song. If I’m willing to stand for you yawping day and night about the sun growin’ co-old, and all that bunk—”

  “Oh, beat it, and shut up!” Helen May looked up from evening the edges of fresh paper and carbon to say sharply: “You better take a look and see where Billy is. And I’ll tell you one thing: If you go and lose any more goats, you needn’t think for a minute that I’ll walk my head off getting them for you.”

  “Aw, where do you get that line—walk your head off? I seem to remember a close-up of you riding home on horseback with moonlight atmosphere and a fellow to drive your goats. And you giving him the baby-eyed stare like he was a screen idol and you was an extra that was strong for him. Bu-lieve me, Helen Blazes, I’m wise. You’re wishing a goat would get lost—now, while the moon’s workin’ steady!”

  “Oh, beat it, Vic! I’ve got work to do, if you haven’t.” And to prove it, Helen May began to type at her best speed.

  Vic languidly removed himself from the door jamb and with a parting “I should bibble,” started back to his goats, which he had refused to graze outside the Basin as Holman Sommers advised. Helen May began valiantly to struggle with the fine, symmetrical, but almost unreadable chirography of the man of many words. She succeeded in transcribing the human polyp properly lithified and correctly constituting the strata of the psychozoic age, when Vic stuck his head in at the door again.

  “From the des-urt he comes to thee-ee-ee, And he’s got a dog for thee to see-ee.”

  He paraphrased mockingly, going down to that terrifically deep-sea bass note of a boy whose voice is changing.

  Helen May threw her eraser at him and missed. It went hurtling out into the yard and struck Starr on the point of the jaw, as he was riding up to the cabin.

  Whereat Vic gave a brazenly exultant whoop and rushed off to his goats, bellowing raucously:

  “When you wore a too-lup, a sweet yellow too-lup

  ’N I wore a big red ro-o-ose—”

  and looking back frequently in a half curious, half wistful way. Vic, if you will stop to think of it, had been transplanted rather suddenly from the midst of many happy-go-lucky companions to an isolation lightened only by a mere sister’s vicarious comradeship. If he yearned secretly for a share of Starr’s interest, surely no one can blame him; but that he should voluntarily remove himself from Starr’s presence in the belief that he had come to see Helen May exclusively, proves that Vic had the makings of a hero.

  Starr dismounted and picked up the eraser from under the investigative nose of a coarse-haired, ugly, brown and black dog that had been following Rabbit’s heels. He took the eraser to Helen May, standing embarrassed in the doorway, and the dog followed and sniffed first her slipper toes and then her hands, which she held out to it ingratiatingly; after which appraisement the dog waggled its stub of a tail in token of his friendliness.

  “If you was a Mexican he’d a showed you his teeth,” Starr observed pridefully. “How are you, after your jaunt the other night?”

  “Just fine,” Helen May testified graciously. It just happened (or had it just happened?) that she was dressed that day in a white crêpe de chine blouse and a white corduroy skirt, and had on white slippers and white stockings. At the top button of her blouse (she could not have touched that button with her chin if she had tried) was a brown velvet bow the exact shade of her eyes. Her hair was done low and loose with a negligent wave where it turned back from her left eyebrow. Peter had worshipped dumbly his Babe in that particular dress, and had considered her beautiful. One cannot wonder then that Starr’s eyes paid tribute with a second long glance.

  Starr had ridden a good many miles out of his way and had argued for a good while, and had finally paid a good many dollars to get the dog that sniffed and wagged at Helen May. The dog was a thoroughbred Airedale and had been taught from its puppyhood to herd goats and fight all intruders upon his flock and to hate Mexicans wherever he met them. He had learned to do both very thoroughly, hence the argument and the dollars necessary before Starr could gain possession of him.

  Starr did not need a dog; certainly not that dog. He had no goats to herd, and he could hate Mexicana without any help or encouragement when they needed hating. But he had not grudged the trouble and expense, because Helen May needed it. He might have earned more gratitude had he told her the truth instead of hiding it like guilt. This was his way of going at the subject, and he waited, mind you, until he had announced nonchalantly that he must be getting along, and that he had just stopped to get a drink and to see how they were making out!

  “Blame dog’s taken a notion to you. Followed me out from town. I throwed rocks at him till my arm ached—”

  “Why, you mean thing! You might have hit him and hurt him, and he’s a nice dog. Poor old purp! Did he throw rocks, honest? He did? Well, just for that, I’ve got a nice ham bone that you can have to gnaw on, and he can’t have a snippy bit of it. All he can do is e
at a piece of lemon pie that will probably make him sick. We hope so, don’t we? Throwing rocks at a nice, ugly, stubby dog that wanted to follow!”

  Starr accepted the pie gratefully and looked properly ashamed of himself. The dog accepted the ham bone and immediately stretched himself out with his nose and front paws hugging it close, and growling threats at imaginary vandals. Now and then he glanced up gratefully at Helen May, who continued to speak of him in a commiserating tone.

  “He sure has taken a notion to you,” Starr persisted between mouthfuls. “You can have him, for all of me. I don’t want the blame cur tagging me around. I’m liable to take a shot at him if I get peeved over something—”

  “You dare!” Helen May regarded him sternly from under her lashes, her chin tilted downward. “Do you always take a shot at something when you get peeved?”

  “Well, I’m liable to,” Starr admitted darkly. “A dog especially. You better keep him if you don’t want him hurt or anything.” He took a bite of pie. (It was not very good pie. The crust was soggy because Johnny Calvert’s cook stove was not a good baker, and the frosting had gone watery, because the eggs were stale, and Helen May had made a mistake and used too much sugar in the filling; but Starr liked it, anyway, just because she had made it.) “Maybe you can learn him to herd goats,” he suggested, as though the idea had just occurred to him.

  “Oh, I wonder if he would! Would you, doggums?”

  “We’ll try him a whirl and see,” Starr offered cheerfully. He finished the pie in one more swallow, handed back the plate, and wiped his fingers, man-fashion, on his trousers.

  “Come on, Pat. He likes Pat for a name,” he explained carefully to Helen May. “I called him about every name I could think of, and that’s the one he seems to sabe most.”