Cruel Devices

by George Wright Padgett

  Table of Contents

  One

  Two

  Three

  Four

  Five

  Six

  Seven

  Eight

  Nine

  Ten

  Eleven

  Twelve

  Thirteen

  Epilogue

  Support Indie Authors and Small Press

  Acknowledgements

  About the Author

  More from George Wright Padgett

  Recommended Reading

  Grey Gecko Press

  Cruel Devices

  George Wright Padgett

  For Mary, who always believed.

  One

  IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX, though the sex had been good at times. In fact, physical attraction had played an insignificant role in Gavin Curtis's brief affair with grad student Monica Garcia. It’d been about regaining the control that the bestselling author had felt he’d forfeited to his publicist and wife.

  Josephine Garner had served as his publicist for two years before they were married, for the five years of their marriage, and ever since it had ended. They had managed to salvage the working relationship from the rubble of the divorce, and now Gavin had what he wanted—he got to make the rules again.

  Usually.

  “You have to get William something,” Josephine pleaded over the receiver. “He’s turning seventy-five.”

  Gavin glared at the picture of her on his phone and then back up at the line of people before him. He leaned back in the uncomfortable folding chair the store had supplied him with. The line went on forever, and the signing was just getting started. “I should? Why? Shouldn’t he be getting me things by now? After all, my books put Regal Press on the map in the first place.”

  Gavin intended to get the old man something special. He just didn’t know what yet. Goading Josephine was a bonus.

  “Your manuscripts are the only ones that he edits since his retirement,” the irritated voice on the phone said. “Look, I’m not going to argue with you about this.” There was a brief pause before Josephine added, “I shouldn’t have to remind you that he’s your editor and a professional friend.”

  A gangly teenage boy with acne approached the table.

  Josephine continued, “I know that you’ve got to get going to the event. I found a bottle of Cheval Blanc ‘64 online. We can both give it to him next week.”

  “Bad idea,” he told her as he received the book from the teenager.

  “Rick… uh… my name is Rick,” the boy said with nervous awe.

  Gavin nodded in acknowledgment but continued speaking to Josephine. “That’s probably the worst gift you could get.”

  “But it’s a six-hundred-dollar bottle of wine.”

  “That may be,” he said, cradling the phone between his shoulder and ear to pick up his pen, “but Bill Cavanaugh is a recovering alcoholic. How is it that you don’t remember that?”

  Josephine sighed. “Jeez. I did forget that.”

  Gavin grinned in triumph as he signed the book. “Why can’t you just buy him tickets to a Yankees game or a Broadway show? Or how about a cruise or something for him and Beverly?”

  The teenager reached for the book, but Gavin dispassionately slapped his hand away.

  “No, not that. He’s more of a shut-in than you are except when he’s doing his motorcycle thing. Oh, I’ll think of something.”

  “Nothing too expensive. Unless I can write it off,” Gavin said, watching the boy before him gnaw at a hangnail on his thumb.

  “Gavin, he’s your friend.”

  “Thanks, Mr. Curtis,” the teenager said as he reached for the signed book for a second time. “I’ve read all of your work, but my favorites are the Damien Marksman novels.”

  Gavin raised his eyebrows and looked over his bifocals. “You’ve read everything and yet you favor warlock vampire detective stories?” His tone was acidic.

  The fan’s skinny body stiffened. He slowly pulled his hand away from the table as if he had accidentally roused a sleeping Bengal tiger. He stammered, “Y-yeah, even your short stories in Vampyrous Magazine.”

  “Everything? Ever hear of The Serpentine Protocol?“

  “Gavin?” Josephine asked. “Who are you talking to?”

  The boy tried to look away, but Gavin locked an unblinking stare on him that demanded eye contact.

  “Is that something new?” Rick asked.

  “Hardly,” Gavin said, still ignoring Josephine’s voice on the phone. “If all you’ve read are the vampire-detective novels of mine, you’re missing out. Check out Serpentine. It’s my espionage novel from a few years ago. It’s kinda Ian Fleming with the edginess of a Palahniuk novel.”

  “Gavin!” the voice on the phone yelled.

  He shoved his cell at the dumbfounded Rick. “Here, Nick. It’s my publicist, Josephine Garner.”

  “Uh… hello, Miss Garner?”

  After a moment, the teenager’s face formed a smile as he relayed his full name and address to Josephine.

  Gavin’s smirk melted.

  Gavin reached to reclaim the phone, but Rick pulled back. He respectfully held a hand up to the author while he told the woman on the other end, “Yeah, that’d be so awesome. By the way, I’m looking forward to the next movie adaptation, ‘cause it’ll be kickass to see all of the special effects done for Damien’s slave demon from book six.”

  Gavin knew what was happening: the kid was caught in Josephine’s irresistible energy field of excitement and affirmation. It’s what she did—make lemonade out of lemons and all that crap. Every challenge was an opportunity in disguise to her and all those other cotton candy clouds of nonsense.

  Gavin also possessed more than his fair share of charisma, but, unlike Josephine, who left a trail of rainbows and sparkly glitter in her wake, his ability to “captivate the masses” was more objective driven. His charm was an instrument to be utilized when he wanted something. “You could sweet-talk the horns off the devil,” his mother used to tell him with a smile.

  As true as that was, charm hadn’t been enough when it really counted. It hadn’t been enough to rescue his mother from the long death-spiral of breast cancer. No, this power was best used on things like cutting ahead in line at a show or getting the best table at a pretentious new restaurant.

  The paradox of it was that even though he never really “got” people, he could quickly determine what they needed to hear from him to give him what he wanted.

  Part of his fascination with Josephine was that though she shared this same rapid assessment of people, she never used it against them. Most people who knew her regarded her as the high priestess of spin. They thought that it was all an act, like his was. Gavin knew that deep down, at her core, it was 100 percent genuine. She was the real deal.

  Rick uttered a series of yeahs and uh-huhs into the phone as if he were the only one in the store. Gavin watched helplessly as the boy was swept away by Josephine’s siren song.

  It’s said that opposites attract, and never was that truer than between Gavin and Josephine. While they were together, she placed sticky notes by the kitchen phone. Printed on each square was a small image of a unicorn. Gavin went through every sheet and drew a stick man impaled by the steed’s horn.

  She’d laughed when she’d seen the crude stick figures and had quietly erased all of the victims except for one. She’d posted that last sticky prominently on the fridge with an arrow pointing to the figure and a note. “This one is you, Gavin. Love, Jo.” The note had stayed there for over a month, until the adhesive lost its tack.

  That’s what she was doing now—cleaning up his mess, fixing what he’d broken, making sure that this kid whom he’d battered would leave an even
bigger fan than before.

  He eyed the kid as Josephine’s tiny, indiscernible voice leaked from the receiver. He tried to make sense of the kid’s black T-shirt: “My Clone Other Found Superintendent and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!”

  He read it again.

  What did that even mean? Who were all these people? The long line made him grit his teeth.

  “Oh, I’d say about two hundred of ‘em or so,” Rick answered, turning to face the line behind him. The back of the shirt made even less sense than the front. In big, white letters, it asked, “Got Hemlo?”

  “What?” Rick now completely ignored the man whom he’d made a pilgrimage to see. “Oh, we’re at the Buy-the-Book megastore in Droverton.”

  There was another pause. Then, looking up at the high ceiling, he answered, “I guess so. It’s the one that’s three stories tall. Oh, yeah, okay… yeah, that’d be so cool. Thank you, Miss Garner. Thanks a lot.”

  Rick turned back to face the table. “Yeah, he’s still here. Thanks again.”

  Gavin snatched the phone back from the kid.

  “That was awesome, Mr. Curtis. Thank you so much. I can hardly wait.”

  Gavin shoved the closed book across the table at him as he said with a scowl, “You’re welcome.”

  Before the next devotee stepped forward, Gavin jumped up. He turned to face the wall behind him and whispered into the phone, “Jo, what did you just do to me?”

  “Gavin, you’re such an ass. Don’t ever do that to a fan again. I’m sending him a box set of the entire second series and Blu-Ray DVDs of the three movies to cover for your little tantrum or whatever that was. These people love you enough to give up time on a Saturday to stand in line for an hour and a half to spend forty-five seconds with you. You need to give them your attention. This is a part of your job.”

  “No, my job is to write.” He hoped that she wouldn’t bring up that he hadn’t written anything of any substance in over a year.

  “This is a part of the gig—an important part. Now you listen to me. Stop sulking about your spy novel or whatever is bothering you and get with the program here. We tried something different, and I’m glad you took a chance on something new, but this tour is about the Shadow Soul Tracker series. Relax and enjoy yourself. The people there love Damien Marksman. They love you.”

  “Love me? Of course they love me. I realize that, but they don’t even know me. They know about me, but that’s very different from knowing me.”

  “I know, but I do…”

  “What? You do what?” He waited to hear the words.

  “Look, Gavin. We both have a job to do. If you’re getting to where—”

  “I did my part. I wrote the stinkin’ book, didn’t I?”

  “I know you don’t like these things, but an author has to do them. Give me a call later and we can talk about what to do for the Serpentine book, okay?”

  “Yeah, yeah.”

  “I’m sorry that I called you at the event. I forgot you’re three hours in front of the West Coast over there. I thought you’d still be at the hotel. Anyway, just call me when you get back to your room.”

  “I will. Thanks, Jo.”

  “Good. Now put on your best happy-author smile and go sell another million books for all of us, okay?”

  “Wha-hoo,” Gavin answered sarcastically.

  “And Gavin, I do love you.”

  He thought of the sticky note with the stick figure being run through by a unicorn, now tucked in his wallet.

  “Same here,” he said as he gently tapped the disconnect icon on the phone.

  Gavin did his best to comply with Josephine’s request to “play nice.” With a smile frozen on his face, he recited the words “thank you for your support” three dozen times or more. It was obvious that the hollowness of the phrase went unnoticed by the store’s patrons. The fans were too gobsmacked.

  He invented a game to distract himself and pass the time. With each book he signed, he imagined filling out the execution order of the person in front of him. This resulted in a more flamboyant signature, and for a few minutes, he genuinely enjoyed himself. None of the lemmings had a clue.

  But reality found a way of seeping through the cracks in the foundation, and forty-five minutes later, he was ready to strangle the next person who dared to ask him where his ideas came from or if he was a practitioner of the occult because of his main character’s affiliation with creatures from darker realms.

  He could tell that they all believed they owned a piece of him just because they plopped $24.99 on the counter, as if they were entitled to a sliver of his soul. He was more than the blurb printed on the inside jacket flap.

  Just when he could take no more, an elderly woman in a neon-blue jogging suit hobbled up to the edge of the table. He guessed that she was in her eighties and that it was unlikely that she’d ever run anywhere in the exercise outfit that swallowed her up. From the canvas bag slung over her shoulder, she produced a thick book. It looked heavier than she was. Her veiny hands trembled slightly as the book landed on the table with a thud.

  She said with an embarrassed giggle, “Oh dear, I’m so sorry, Mr. Curtis. I didn’t mean to do that, but it’s heavy.”

  “It’s okay,” Gavin said, leaning forward to grab the book before it fell off the edge.

  It was his first novel, Blood Stained.

  “Well, hello, old friend,” he said to the book as his fingers ran over the embossed letters. The cover was worn but in decent enough shape, considering it was a first edition printed nearly thirty years ago.

  The old woman beamed as Gavin said, “I forgot how thick this thing was.”

  He cracked the book open, and the nostalgic smell of old paper filled his nostrils. Gavin was lost in his own world as his eyes scanned the page. Reading a few lines, he chuckled. “This is great.”

  He flashed back to the romantic time when he’d written it—all of that glorious anxiousness, the excitement of releasing something so close to his heart. It had been a time when he’d still had something to prove to himself and to the world. It had been exhilarating, the beautiful fear of pushing himself out there, depending only on himself, like a tightrope walker high above the circus floor.

  He’d bet on himself and won. But was this the grand prize—forever sharing a literary cell with his creation, Damien Marksman? Was this all there was, becoming captive to his own success?

  Back then, creativity had been a raging river that he’d let carry him away downstream. Now he faced a drought, and for the last four or five books, he’d just gone through the motions. He’d sell his soul for a fresh idea that didn’t include everyone’s favorite vampire detective.

  Judging by book sales, the so-called fans were oblivious. Each release set higher publishing records than the one before. He was trapped, and he resented them all for it, every last one of them. They were the prison guards confining him to this gilded cage.

  But this little old lady seemed different. Perhaps she knew his farce. Maybe she saw his plight. He decided that it didn’t matter. At least she had enough discernment to present this book instead of the new Marksman book.

  Gavin dipped his eyes back down to the book, gently gliding his fingers across the page as if reacquainting himself with the soft cheek of a former lover. “I can still remember what it was like…” He flipped more pages and added with a smile, “I wrote this paragraph sitting in the back of a city bus headed to work.”

  He paused and then spoke as if he was talking only to himself. “This novel saved me from a life as a ninth-grade English teacher. Or, better said, it saved thousands of ninth-graders from being my literary victims.”

  He adjusted his bifocals. “Not too good with kids, I discovered.”

  “What’s your name, my dear?” he asked, flicking the flair marker to the side for the two-hundred-fifty-dollar Visconti pen in his shirt pocket.

  “I’m Eunice,” she said. “Eunice Hodges. But it’s not for me. I want you to make it to a different na
me.”

  “For someone else?” Gavin asked.

  “Yes, for my son,” Eunice said, clasping her hands in the middle of her chest. “His name is Doyle… Doyle Hodges. He just had his birthday. He’s the same age as you. You both have July twelfth birthdays.”

  “Ah, that’s a good day. So we’re both fifty. Where is he? I want to tell him something.”

  “No, he couldn’t get the day off work.”

  “So he sent you to stand in line?” Gavin sensed the crowd growing restless, but he didn’t care. This was a true fan, and, judging by the age of the book, a reader who had probably been with him from the beginning, when it was still good.

  “He doesn’t know I’m here. I took the book from his room. We live together.” She grinned as she whispered, “It’s a surprise for him.”

  Gavin opened to the title page with newfound purpose. “Doyle, right? His name’s Doyle?” He read the inscription aloud as he wrote it.

  Doyle, meeting your sweet mother has been the high point of my visit to Connecticut.

  Happy belated birthday to you (we Cancer signs have to stick together).

  ~G.L. Curtis

  The smile on her face grew as she heard the dedication. “Oh, Mr. Curtis, he’ll be so pleased.”

  “Well, Ms. Hodges, I’m glad that I could help,” Gavin said as he handed the book back. “And tell your son something for me. Tell him we share a birthday with Henry David Thoreau.”

  Eunice was still beaming. “Really? Oh, yes, sir. He’ll like finding that out.”

  She tucked the mammoth book back into the burlap bag around her shoulder and then paused as if she had something more to say.

  The bookstore’s manager—a short, plump troll of a man with a dreadful comb-over—appeared from Gavin’s blind spot. “Uh, miss, the other customers… if you could just move over there to the—”

  Gavin raised his hand, making his handler for the event fall silent.

  “Miss Hodges, is there anything else for you today?” Gavin asked, motioning for the little fat man to retreat into the wings.