Wetbones: The Authorized Edition

by John Shirley

  "How'd they do that?"

  "They got me off drugs. They've been sort of weaning me off them. I shouldn't have taken that X, the other day. I wasn't supposed to. See - there's a new drug going around town." She drew back and looked at him earnestly. "You heard of Xedrine?"

  "No . . ." He felt pleasantly sleepy but somehow glowing, his loins, his sexuality shining with a soft light.

  "Well - Xedrine is this new designer drug. I was hung up on it and - I thought I could get off it by taking Ecstasy as a substitute. But no go. A lot of people are hung up on this stuff, and other drugs, and the Denvers help them get clean. They have a drug detox clinic out there."

  "Yeah . . . that might explain all the secrecy . . ."

  "Sure. The celebrities. And listen - I just realized today I knew your ex-wife! Amy! Only a little - she was out at the clinic. She was a Xedrine addict. She and Lou Kenson got into it."

  Kenson? His attention came back from the plane of pleasure for a moment. "Lou Kenson . . ."

  "Yeah, Lou was really gone on the stuff. And Amy. It can leave you wasted, make you prone to self mutilation.

  And it'll give you paranoid fantasies . . . hallucinations of monsters crawling on you, that kind of thing. Like the way cocaine overdose makes you see bugs on your skin. Kenson and Amy back-slid into the drugs but I stayed off Xedrine and the Denvers are the ones who helped me. They and Zack Arthwright . . .''

  He felt grounded, then, and enormously relieved. It all came together. It made sense. He smiled. "God - I needed to hear that. Wait'll I tell you what . . . Well - later. Let's head out there. I came in Jeff's car -"

  "Not a problem. Let's go in mine."

  "Okay - let me just go in and talk to Jeff."

  She made a something-smells-bad face. "I'd rather you didn't. That guy's kind of crazy. I don't want him to know I'm here. Couldn't we just go?"

  Prentice shrugged. Jeff was a big boy. He could call him later and explain. "Sure. Let's head for Malibu."

  Jeff was just coming back in from the parking lot when Drandhu bustled up, stethoscope in hand. "Ah, Mr. Teitelbaum, there you are! Do you mind if we go and talk to Mr. Kenson a little more?"

  "Sure, whatever. I got some questions for him. If he can be reasonably civil for about five minutes."

  "He said something . . . disturbing?"

  "He pissed me off is what he did. But come on. Probably Tom went back to Kenson's room."

  Just outside Kenson's room Jeff noticed a short, stocky guy with a kind of Howdy Doody look about him, and big earlobes, walking along toward them carrying a canvas bag. He smiled sunnily at them and continued on past.

  There were shouts and curses from Kenson's room. Inside, they found a fat, mustached male nurse trying to hold Kenson down. "Doctors orders, you're supposed to take it easy, pal -"

  But Kenson was going into convulsions, moving with an energy that Jeff would have thought impossible, given Kenson's condition. Coming closer, Jeff was sickened, seeing Kenson was foaming at the mouth, jaws snapping open and shut clack-clack-clack, arms flailing, legs randomly kicking. His bowels letting go, judging from the stink and the stain spreading down the sheet. And the tape recorder was gone from the IV stand.

  "Who put that bandage on his head?" Drandhu snapped. "No one was to have put any bandages there - had no need at all . . . !"

  Kenson gave a final shudder and lay back, gasping, eyes rolling wildly, rigid now. The nurse stepped back, protesting, "Look I didn't touch his head, I just heard him flapping around in' here and -"

  "Yes, yes, just get out of the way -" Drandhu snapped, moving around behind Kenson. He unwound the bandage.

  Not knowing why, Jeff was drawn to stand behind Drandhu when he removed the bandage entirely . . .

  The top of, Kenson's skull had been freshly sawed away. And his brain exposed. And his brain was squirming.

  Someone had taken the top of his head off and introduced vermin into his brain. Real maggots - not the ethereal variety. Spiders. Centipedes. Large black and. red ants. Dozens of them, thrashing and chewing their way through his brain.

  Kenson gave a final spasm and died, as Jeff turned away and threw up on the male nurse.

  12

  Near Malibu

  Mitch tried to remember coming here, and couldn't.

  As far as he knew, he'd always been in the fog room. There was just a bed, and there was Eurydice, and that was all. There were no walls. Just the fog around the bed. If he looked up from Eury's heaving, sweat and blood-sticky breasts, and if he stared at the fog for a moment, it resolved into shadows that fanned out like shapes in a kaleidoscope; they were man-shaped shadows, and they were caressing themselves and dancing in a stupid sort of way. And then they were fog again as a jolt of punishment pushed his attention back to Eury and he pumped into her and the Reward came and he knew the things on the other side of the fog were feeding but it felt good, it felt very good so it was not to be argued with, you were not to notice the suffering on Eury's face, the look of a terrified lost child, you just got into the pain and then you didn't have to notice the other hurt, the one that couldn't be expressed, the final pain, the pain at the root of whatever it was that made Mitch himself . . .

  Just keep at it and after a while maybe it would end.

  But he was pretty sure it wasn't going to end till they were both dead . . .

  A Highway near Malibu

  The BMW took the curves at fifty, but Lissa was a better driver than Jeff. Nothing much was bothering Prentice, anyway. He felt dreamy. Even the pain in his hand from the gash was gone, completely faded. He was strapped into a bucket seat, letting the damp wind lick his ears and stream his hair, looking up at the few stars visible through knot-holes in the ceiling of clouds.

  Lissa was amazing. She had only to touch him and he was transported. Maybe it was being in love. Hadn't Kenson said something about her? He couldn't remember what it was, now.

  "Oh Hell," Lissa said.

  He looked at the road ahead. A wispy gray broom of rain swept down the highway toward them. And they still had the top down on the car.

  In seconds the rain was on them, even as Lissa reached back to unsnap the accordion top, and hit the switch to close it over them. It came up a little too high and caught the wind, didn't clasp properly. Lissa cursed, trying to close the convertible top with one hand as she drove with the other.

  "Maybe we'd better pull over," Prentice said vaguely, as the chilly rain off the sea began to patter down over them. He tried to help her with the top.

  But she snapped, "Don't touch it! It's cranky, it has to be done just right . . . goddamn it . . . And we don't have time to pull over . . ."

  What was the hurry, he wondered. It was as if she were trying to get him there before . . .

  Before what? And what had put that thought into his head?

  The rain splashed down his face now, and he felt odd,

  as if he were just waking up out here in her car. He remembered getting in with her and driving out here but till now it hadn't seemed quite real.

  What was real? Suddenly he found himself thinking that maybe some of what Kenson had told them was real. And just as suddenly the story Lissa had told him about "Xedrine" seemed improbable. Contrived.

  It was as if the dash of cold rain water and Lissa's distraction had slipped him from a noose he hadn't been aware of till he was free of it.

  How did I get here? he wondered. He'd been determined to avoid Lissa and Arthwright. How could he have believed that bogus story about the drug treatment centre? How could he have got in her car after all that Kenson had said about her?

  And why, he wondered, was Lissa the one who was to bring him - and not Arthwright?

  Lissa had been assigned to him, he thought. (Did he think it? Or was it Amy's thought?) He was a natural for Lissa. He was the type that went for her specialized bait.

  He was the type. That seemed a key, somehow. A type is compulsive about something.

  It had started long befor
e Lissa's effortless seduction of him. He seemed to see an unbroken linkage of cause and effect stretching back to his days living with Amy, in New York.

  It began with his need to blindly chase girls. Why had he started cheating on Amy? Was it just her sickness? Or had that been a handy rationale? Some of the time he'd been happy with her - and he'd been frightened by his happiness with Amy.

  The car swerved on the newly slick road, threatening to spin, but Lissa kept it on track, and now they'd come to a straight stretch. She used the opportunity to close

  the convertible roof the rest of the way. Absently, Prentice helped her lock it in place.

  There'd been something missing in his life with Amy - something more than the stability sacrificed to her erratic behavior. He'd missed the sense of validation that came from new seductions, new relationships. He remembered something a male character in one of his scripts had said:

  JACK

  Women to me are doorways. They're a way into another would - an alien country where the landscape is made up of each woman's distinctive personality, her tastes, her desires, the way she feels under my hands and the way she feels about my hands . . . And me, I'm an explorer, is all. I can't be satisfied with exploring only one frontier . . .

  He remembered, too, what Amy's reaction had been, reading that. "An explorer? That's a comfortable euphemism for it."

  Euphemism for philanderer. For a guy who needed to have affairs. Who needed that periodic input of reassurance that he got from making a new girl. But there was something else, underlying the urge. A concealed anger against all women.

  Riding passively along in the BMW, distantly aware that Lissa was saying something to him, trying to snag his attention once more, he was nearly overwhelmed with a sudden and infinitely tragic yearning for Amy.

  And that seemed to pierce a membrane of some kind . . .

  When he turned to see Lissa, all filters were - for one

  moment - quite gone. He saw Lissa as she really was. Seeing her spiritually and, in some etheric sense, physically.

  The sickly, silvery-grey protoplasm of wormstuff had grown out of her mouth and eyes and out from psychic pressure points in the throat and temple - the worm had taken her over and grown to surround her, its great lamprey mouth, ringed and razoreid, turning toward him when she looked his way . . . its body, thick as a primed firehose, sliding through her body like a maggot through rot. Sliding through her. Squirming. A part of her and independent from her, as she calmly drove the car . . .

  The worm had clusters of polyps for eyes. They could convey no human expression, but he saw clearly its longing and hunger as it looked at him.

  Prentice shrieked like an infant stepping on a scorpion.

  He flailed, and his hand closed over the steering wheel. He wrenched it toward the brush to one side of the road. Anything to get out of the car.

  The BMW squealed and Lissa shouted in furious surprise. A flash of a concrete post pebbled with tiny round stones and then the car shuddered into a stand of Manzanita, the trees' load of rainwater shell-bursting over the windshield. A sickening thump as Lissa struck the windshield at the same moment; some of her blood splashing across its inside. The car jerked back with finality, the engine dying. Prentice was distantly aware that he'd thumped his own forehead on something; that Lissa had been badly hurt. He clawed at the door, scarcely able to see for the blinding pain. Lissa clutched at his elbow, hissing. He didn't want to look at her. He wrenched free of her weak grip and jerked the door open, flung himself from the car. Head pain grinding with

  every step, he ran into the brush and up into the hills. She was yelling something after him, but it didn't sound as if she was following.

  After perhaps a quarter mile, his breath coming in panting stabs, he stopped and looked around. He had to clear his eyes of the lashing rain, before he could quite focus - it was dark out here, though a little light came from up the hill. A house up there. The Ranch? It was too dark and rainy to tell. He was standing on the edge of a gravel road. It forked, a little ways to his left. He stepped onto the road, and walked unsteadily up to the fork. He could taste blood mixed with rainwater, running down from his forehead.

  He stood there, blinking stupidly at the fork in the road. Should he go up one of these forks, or go back down the road the other way?

  Go up the hill, and then to the right, Amy told him. Quite clearly. Look for a red pick up truck . . .

  Prentice staggered up the right-hand fork, feeling gingerly at the ragged lump on his forehead. He kept on, more or less blindly, thinking about Lissa. Wondering if the thing could pull free of her and come slithering up the road behind him.

  The rain slackened to a mist, but he was already soaked to the skin, his clothes rasping and heavy. Up ahead, off the road to the right, was a soft, yellow light. In the oily shine from a small square of window, he could just make out the outline of a one-room shack, and to one side of it, a pickup truck.

  Culver City

  Garner found the apartment easily enough. But it was locked and dark and no one answered the door. He stood

  on the dark landing, trying to decide what course to take now. Get something to eat and come back, maybe. He still had a little money. He was getting hungry, and his fractured ribs were aching; his nose and head, too. He needed more codeine, and some food. The codeine would upset his stomach, though. And he probably didn't deserve to eat. For all he knew the bastard motherfucker who had Constance was starving her in some basement.

  Once more the sludge-wave of post-cocaine depression rose up around him . . .

  He forgot about it, for a moment, when someone pushed the muzzle of a gun against the back of his head. All he could think of to say was probably the wrong thing, but he said it anyway. "You sure move quietly, man. I didn't hear you comin'."

  "I saw you up here trying my door knob, went to my car and got my gun and came back real quiet. It worked out."

  Garner could see the guy out of the corner of his eye. Gangly, narrow face, big nose. A glitter of honed intelligence. An expression of triumph. He was the kind of guy who liked guns and had been just waiting for the opportunity to use his . . . "How many other places here you break into?" the guy asked.

  Garner said. "I don't know why I tried the knob. Not even thinking. I'm on codeine, it makes me fuzzy. You're Jeff Teitelbaum?"

  He looked startled for a second, then smiled. "So you can read names off mailboxes."

  "I guess I look pretty bad, huh? Haven't shaved. Hair all fucked up with bandages. Like a street person. Probably smell like one too. Shit, I feel like one -"

  "Bandages . . ." Something seemed to occur to

  Teitelbaum. "Jesus Christ. You're with those lunatics who murdered Kenson!"

  "I don't know any Kenson. But I came here partly because of a murder. Detective named Blume. I found Blume's body over in his place . . . and uh . . ."

  Teitelbaum's jaw had dropped. He took a step back and slowly lowered the gun. Garner turned and looked at it more closely. Holy shit. It was a .357.

  "You really need that thing?" Garner asked. "A gun like that the bullet would probably keep going through my head and right through somebody's window. Must be frustrating to be a gun freak and not get a chance to use it much."

  Teitelbaum scowled. "What the fuck you know about Blume?"

  "I hired him to find my kid. You lost a child? A boy - Mitch, isn't it? I heard your answering machine message to him . . ."

  "So that's it . . ."

  Garner tried to ignore the gun and spoke fast. "Whoever's been doing the Wetbones killings took my daughter and left her finger with somebody else's bloody bones. Blume thought there was a connection between them and somebody named Denver?"

  "There's a kind of cult . . ." Jeff broke off, shaking his head in exasperation. "I can't believe I'm discussing this stuff with a . . ."

  "A street bum? I got rolled, is all. I screwed up, and then I got rolled. I haven't had a chance to clean up. They've got my daughter, m
an. And I want to know what you know."

  Near Malibu

  She was skilled at hiding it. But Constance hated Ephram deeply and profoundly.

  Even so, she wished she could be with him now. And not just for the Reward. He was safer than these people. This place. This dimly-lit room with its infrastructure of purest grotesquerie. Besides, Ephram wouldn't make her watch a thing like this, not for so long. He'd have stopped it by now, for all the wrong reasons. He'd have regarded it as ''esthetically gauche" or something.

  The bed. It was made of people. Pieces of people. Pieces of legs for posts, bones for frames, most of it looking brown and old. But the skin over the mattress (what was the mattress stuffed with?) looked new. It was made from a black man; maybe not much more than a boy. She could see his face upside down on the side of the mattress. The eyes were sewn crudely shut.

  The room stank.

  The teenagers, a white boy and a black girl, were humping listlessly in the middle of the bed, and clawing at one another. It was making Constance sick, because she wasn't getting any Reward, and some of her natural feelings of repugnance were coming back. But the More Man and Thandy, the Handy Man, and the woman with the white thing growing from her face - they wanted her here, they wanted her to watch. They were standing on the other side of the bed. Playing. She supposed they were preparing her for something. She didn't care. She just wanted to get back to Ephram and hide behind him.

  On the bed, abruptly as the fall of a house of cards, the boy collapsed. "Lost too much blood," the Handy Man said, examining him. "He's dead."

  "Now," the More Man said, "is the time, Constance.

  Go to them. Mitch's dead and Prime will pass to you - you will become one of us."

  "No, thanks," Constance said.

  The More Man laughed. "A good semblance of winning ingenuousness."

  Something glimmered around the More Man's head. She could see that he had the thing that looked like an undersea-crawler on his head, too, like his wife - only his was less substantial looking. It reached out, though, to Constance, stretching like phlegm, reaching for her. She backed away. The door was locked behind her.