All That Lives Must Die mc-2

by Eric Nylund

  “As you wish.” Mr. Mimes stood and rubbed his hands. “I just popped by before school for an update on young Eliot.” He waved at the two-by-fours. “Can he cause such destruction, too?”

  “No, but he’s coming along. You wouldn’t think it to look at him, though. Kid’s full of surprises.”

  “So you’re teaching him everything? Boxing? Grappling? Knife and clubs?”

  “All the basics,” Robert said.

  Mr. Mimes suddenly looked serious. “But?” he said. “There was a ‘but’ in there?”

  Robert shook his head. He didn’t want to rat Eliot out, but Mr. Mimes would get it out of him anyway.

  “Eliot is really smart,” Robert told him. “The guy can learn anything he puts his mind to, but it’s why he’s learning that bugs me.” He frowned. “There’s more to it than just not getting his head bashed in at school.”

  Mr. Mimes brightened. “A girl, I hope? Is she pretty?”

  Robert chewed over those questions. “Kind of. I mean kind of a girl. Pretty? Yeah-she’s off the charts. He doesn’t talk about her, but I’ve seen him looking at her. . Jezebel the Infernal.”

  Mr. Mimes tapped the tip of his nose, thinking.

  “Eliot’s always been a little on the quiet side,” Robert said, “but now-geez. He mopes around in a constant funk. Not like any ordinary guy with an ordinary crush. This is different and darker. I’m worried that he might be drifting over to their side.”

  “The Infernals?” Mr. Mimes laughed. “No, no, no, the symptoms you describe are that of any normal teenager. You think them extraordinary only because you yourself have never suffered those feelings.”

  “I wouldn’t say that,” Robert muttered.

  Mr. Mimes looked him over. “Oh, I am sorry. I forgot. But keeping your distance from Fiona is essential at the moment. So much depends on it. Not least of all your personal safety.”

  Robert was going to say thanks. . for nothing, but his mind stuttered about the “so much depends” part of what Mr. Mimes had just said.

  What plans did he have for the twins? He bet nothing the League was involved in. And if the League was willing to throw Robert in prison for a hundred years, or burn him alive forever, or something just as nasty for him breaking some little rule like kissing Fiona-what would they do to one of their most trusted people who pulled a serious fast one?

  Mr. Mimes stepped closer to Robert and set one hand on his shoulder. “Best not to trouble your mind with such things. Keep on your studies, stay in the shadows, watch and protect. . especially in light of Fiona’s new popularity. Remember, misdirection is most easily accomplished with a beautiful, shiny object.”

  Robert nodded. He was used to taking orders. What choice was there? Cross Mr. Mimes?

  Marcus Welmann’s famous last words echoed in his thoughts: “They’re more force of nature than flesh and blood. Lose sight of that, cross them once. . and you might as well try talking your way out of an tidal wave for all the good it’ll do you.”

  But Robert was stronger now than Marcus had ever been. Strong enough maybe to stand on his own two feet and not take orders?

  He buried that thought deep. Mr. Mimes had a way of guessing what you were thinking, especially when it involved him.

  Mr. Mimes pulled out his silver flask and uncorked it. He took a sip and then handed it to Robert, saying, “For what ails you.”

  Robert spied the liquid inside. Soma was what Mr. Mimes and Aaron had called it. The liquid gleamed like molten gold and reflected off the mirrored walls of the flask. In Miss Westin’s Mythology 101 class, Robert had learned a little about the drink.

  “Mostly mythohistorical lies,” Miss Westin had said. But Robert had figured out two things. First, over time it turned normal guys like him into the equal of the gods. And second, it changed who they were, made them more assertive and dominant.

  Both of which went along perfectly with his plans.

  He tipped the flask into his mouth, drank deep, and drained it.

  Robert’s mind exploded, and he could see every memory, every sensation, and every nerve down to the primitive animal level. A sulfurous fire burned his throat and stomach. Vapors blasted through his lungs. . and he exhaled, blinking away streaming tears.

  “What’s in that stuff, man?”

  “Sugar and spice for girls; snips and snails and puppy dog tails for you.” Mr. Mimes took the flask, frowning at its now empty state, and tucked it away. “But nothing illegal or even alcoholic, sadly. A few herbs, filtered water, the odd vitamin or two.”

  As Robert regained his equilibrium, he asked, “So what do you want me to do about Eliot? I can introduce him to a lot nicer class of girl. Human, for starters.”

  Mr. Mimes sobered. “I wouldn’t do that, Robert. I appreciate your concern, but if this Jezebel reciprocates Eliot’s affections, well, you would not want to deal with an Infernal woman scorned. That is on my list of the eleven most dangerous things in the universe-right after trying to balance a national economy by printing money.”

  He leaned closer and whispered, “Besides, the Post children have a knack to twist fate to their own ends, regardless of what either Immortal or Infernal family desires, eh? Those two-by themselves-may represent an entirely new force for us to consider.”

  “What’s that supposed to mean?” Robert asked, suddenly feeling protective of his friends.

  Mr. Mimes stood straighter and brushed some imaginary dust off his silvery gray sports coat. “Oh, just silliness, a bit of random number mathematics I was toying with. Nothing at all for you to worry about.”

  When Mr. Mimes said don’t worry like that, Robert really started worrying.

  He filed that clue about the twins and them being a “new force” under stuff to follow up on later with his own investigations.

  Mr. Mimes glanced at his watch. “Where does the time go?” he muttered. “I need to ask Cornelius. I must be off. So many things to attend to down in Costa Esmeralda.”

  “That’s in Central America right?” Robert asked. “Near Panama?”

  Mr. Mimes cocked his head, looking surprised at Robert’s grasp of geography.

  “I rode through there once. Nice place. There some Mardi Gras or something you have to be at?”

  “Something like that,” Mr. Mimes replied with a smirk. “In the late spring. You should visit.”

  It must be a heck of a bash if Mr. Mimes recommended it. Robert made a note of that, too, filed away under Things to Do/Party/Spring.

  Mr. Mimes paused. “One more thing, Robert. Midterms are today, are they not?”

  “Sure. You got some more answers to Miss Westin’s tests for me?”

  “Not quite. That was a one-time arrangement we made to get you inside Paxington. The rest is up to you, as I said. Besides, even I would not cross Lucy Westin on her home soil.”

  “It’s cool,” Robert said, hiding his disappointment, and allowing his appreciation for Miss Westin to rise a notch. She intimidated even Mr. Mimes. “I’ve hit the books. I’ll pass.”

  “Perhaps,” Mr. Mimes whispered. “But to be on the safe side. . pack your brass knuckles today, my boy.”

  37. PRE-TEST JITTERS

  A handful of the popular girls circled Fiona. They nodded as they walked by, but this morning everyone was too nervous to talk to Paxington’s newest social pinnacle.

  Fiona pinned the silver rose token to her jacket lapel. She’d started wearing it last week. It had been given to her by the League when she was inducted into the Order of the Celestial Rose. She still didn’t know what that was, but it was pretty, part alive, and part silver, and it smelled as fragrant as the day it’d been given to her.

  The entire freshman class had collected outside Plato’s Hall. The doors were shut and locked, and a sign rested on the handles:

  MIDTERMS TODAY

  Wait Outside for Instructions

  Fiona was as nervous as everyone else, but because she was a goddess, she didn’t feel she ought to show it, like th
at might reflect poorly on the League.

  She paused by the Picasso Archway. The portrait had been painted to resemble a real archway that led to a courtyard where anatomically jumbled students listened to a lecture and took notes. It was fascinating, but it also gave Fiona the creeps. Like someone had taken those people apart and put them together. . wrong.

  Fiona turned from it and smiled, hoping this masked the fact that she quavered inside. She wondered if she had time to go the girls’ restroom one more time.

  Midterms were one third of her grade. Fail this, and she might as well not bother coming back tomorrow.

  Where was Eliot?

  She scanned the courtyard.

  Team Wolf was in the far corner, and they all looked away when she glanced at them. Fiona was sure Donald Van Wyck was plotting something.

  She moved her eyes away, searching for her brother. Eliot didn’t exactly pop out of a crowd, but she should have seen him by now. He’d skipped breakfast again this morning and left early. Was it possible he’d chickened out and wasn’t coming?

  “Hey,” Eliot whispered.

  He hadn’t sneaked up on her; Fiona just hadn’t seen her brother and had almost walked right over him. She didn’t jump, but for a split second she was speechless, thinking she’d seen his ghost.

  Eliot stood in the shadows. Something was darker about him, and not just the ambient light.

  “Where were you?” she whispered. “I was worried.”

  Eliot shrugged. He glanced at her silver rose pin and frowned.

  She wanted to say so much. About needing to stick together because they were stronger. How when she studied alone, it was like she had lost half her brain. . well, maybe a quarter. How she had actually missed her brother these last few weeks-and what was he thinking always wandering off on his own?

  But she could never say any of those things in public without dying of humiliation.

  Why couldn’t Eliot say something? Why was it always she who had to do the talking? After all they’d been through together, he should just know how she felt.

  “Let’s stick together today,” he whispered. “I have a weird feeling about this test.”

  Fiona exhaled, relieved that no one had to admit to any stupid emotions-now of all times.

  “Good idea,” she said. “I’ve got a funny feeling, too.”

  Behind them, the archway clicked and slowly swung outward. Behind it was a doorway that so perfectly mimicked the arch in the painting, Fiona had to blink twice to make sure it had depth and was real.

  Miss Westin emerged and glanced over Eliot and Fiona. “The Post twins,” she remarked. “What a pleasant surprise to find you on time for this exam.”

  Fiona shivered. Beyond the now-open secret door was a passage of rough, wet granite that spiraled underground.

  Miss Westin cleared her throat. “Your attention, students.”

  Those in the courtyard who hadn’t noticed Miss Westin turned at the sound of her commanding voice and instantly stopped talking.

  “Midterms are one third of your total grade,” she continued, “and there will be no makeups.”

  Fiona swallowed and wondered what happened if you were sick today.

  “There are three rules for today’s tests,” Miss Westin said. “First, your performance will be individually graded and mapped to a so-called bell curve as follows: For every one hundred students, there will be ten As, fifteen Bs, and fifty Cs.” As she said “C,” she looked as if she had just tasted one of Great-grandmother Cecilia’s home-cooked spinach casserole specialties.

  “And, of course, the last twenty-five will be Ds and Fs.”

  At this, the respectful silence of the gathered students crystallized into palpable terror.

  And something else. . everyone glanced suspiciously at one another.

  The camaraderie that Fiona had felt a moment ago for her fellow students-the fact that they had helped one another and studied side by side for weeks-all that vanished.

  It was everyone for themselves.

  No, actually, it was worse than that: It was everyone against everyone. Twenty-five of them were going to fail this test, largely determined by how the best students performed, because of that bell curve.

  It was bloody unfair. . but there was no way Fiona was going to be one of those failing twenty-five.

  As if a magnetic force had been turned on, the crowd of students shuffled apart from one another.

  Fiona fought that feeling, though. She took a step closer to her brother.

  “Second,” Miss Westin said, “students shall assemble as I call their teams before the midterm entrance.” She gestured to the now-open Picasso Arch. “This, however, is only to prevent bottlenecks during the examination.”

  Fiona understood what Miss Westin said, but not what it meant. Bottlenecks during the exam? How could there be a bottleneck?

  “Third,” Miss Westin continued, “answering a question incorrectly may be dangerous. I advise that you not risk guessing. If you do not know an answer, move to another path, or if you find yourself at a dead end, you may stop the examination by raising your hand and declaring yourself ‘done.’ You will be removed and your score tallied.”

  These new facts sent waves of murmurs through the gathered freshmen.

  Maybe because the notion of giving up was abhorrent to this crowd of overachievers. Or maybe, like Fiona, it was the idea of being utterly mortified by being “removed” from the exam in front of everyone.

  Or just maybe it was because Fiona couldn’t imagine how putting down a wrong answer could be dangerous. . although she took Miss Westin at her word.

  This test obviously wasn’t going to be a normal pencil-and-paper, multiple-choice type thing.

  Miss Westin opened her little black book and ran a bony finger down the page. “Ah, yes,” she said, “first up-Green Dragon. Gather before the entrance now.”

  Eight students pushed forward through the crowd.

  Eliot and Fiona got out of their way before they got trampled.

  Green Dragon had some big people on it. The boys looked like seniors-giants compared with Eliot. Even the girls were all a head taller than Fiona. They shot one another sidelong glances and elbowed each other for the best forward positions.

  Fiona didn’t get it. Okay, sure, they were all competing for the same good grades. But the people on Green Dragon had fought together in gym class. Didn’t that count for anything? She couldn’t imagine being so rude to anyone on her team. . not even Sarah or Jeremy.

  The Dragons nervously bounced on the balls of their feet as Miss Westin checked off their names in her book. She removed her silver pocket watch and made a note of the time.

  “You may proceed,” she told them. “Good luck.”

  They rushed the archway-pushed and shoved down the tight corridor, and then were gone.

  The tunnel swallowed the sounds of their passing.

  Fiona shivered.

  Miss Westin flipped a page in her book and declared: “Team Scarab. Gather before the entrance.”

  Adrenaline shot through Fiona. She wasn’t ready. She should have reread the Clan Canticles this morning. She definitely should have gone to the girls’ restroom one last time. Everything she had learned this semester seemed to be gone from her memory.

  Eliot nudged her.

  She turned on him, irritated.

  Worry creased his brow as well, but amazingly, he looked ready to do battle. It was the same stoic concentration she’d seen when he fought those shadow demons in the alley.

  Fiona snorted. Well, if he could keep his cool, then so could she.

  Together they stepped toward Miss Westin.

  The Headmistress gave them both a tiny nod of approval. Her gaze then darkened as it fell upon the rest of Team Scarab.

  Behind them gathered Jeremy, Sarah, Mitch, Robert, Amanda, and last, Jezebel.

  Jeremy and Sarah looked impeccable in their freshly pressed Paxington school uniforms. Both had their long hair pulled
back tight and had looks of total focus on their faces. But they weren’t together like her and Eliot. They stood on opposite sides of the team, deliberately not looking at each other.

  Amanda brushed aside her hair, spotted Fiona, and gave her a confident smile.

  Fiona reciprocated the gesture, relieved that at least one other member of Team Scarab wasn’t putting friendship before grades.

  Why was it an either/or choice? Fiona didn’t accept that to win this battle, one of her friends or someone on her team had to lose because of the grading curve.

  Mitch and Robert simultaneously noticed her; Mitch grinned, Robert frowned-then they saw each other looking at her and quickly diverted their gazes.

  She’d have to have a talk with Robert soon. This limbo state they were in relationship-wise was doing neither of them any good.

  Fiona shook her head to clear those thoughts. She had to stay focused on how to help out her team while winning at the same time.

  Jezebel limped up to join them.

  She was, as ever, lovely and poised as a porcelain doll with perfect platinum curls. . but broken, too. One arm hung in a sling, and tiny drops of black blood seeped through. There was a bruise on Jezebel’s check (although somehow its placement actually enhanced her strange attraction).

  For the first time, Fiona felt something close to sympathy for the Infernal.

  To have to go through midterms injured like that. .

  Fiona wondered what on earth could have done that to her. She wanted to go over there and offer her help.

  There was no way, though, that proud Jezebel, Infernal Duchess of the Grand Whatsits was going to accept help from anyone, least of all her.

  Eliot took a tentative step toward her, his face lined with concern.

  But he halted when he saw her expression-just a quick glance at him, full of steel and venom and hurt-like if he took one step closer, she would either punch him in the face. . or cry.

  Jezebel then looked purposely away.

  Eliot sighed and stepped back.

  Fiona wanted to say something to her brother, but what? How did you help someone who didn’t want help?