The Redemption of Althalus

by Eddings, Leigh;Eddings, David

  What? Emmy asked.

  “They’re cutting down trees, Em.”

  Men do that, pet.

  “Little men, you mean. Men who are afraid of the dark and invent ways to talk about wolves without actually saying the word ‘wolf.’ Let’s get out of here. The sight of that trash heap makes me sick.”

  They passed a few other villages on their way south, and the opinion he’d formed about the people who lived in those villages didn’t improve very much.

  His humor began to improve as they rode up into the foothills of Arum. He was fairly certain that no matter how civilized man became, it was highly unlikely that they’d come up with a way to chop down mountains.

  They rode some distance up into the foothills, and on the second day, as evening settled over the mountains, Althalus rode back from the narrow track a ways and set up their night’s camp in a small clearing.

  Could we have fish tonight, pet? Emmy asked once he had their fire going.

  “I was sort of thinking about beef.”

  We had beef last night.

  He was about to say something, but suddenly laughed instead.

  What’s so funny?

  “Haven’t we had this conversation before? It seems that I can remember long talks about having the same thing six or eight days in a row.”

  That was different.

  “I’m sure it was.” He gave in. “All right, dear, if you want fish, we’ll have fish.”

  She began to purr in happy anticipation.

  Althalus slept well that night, but just before dawn he awoke quite suddenly as some almost forgotten instinct warned him of approaching danger. “Somebody’s coming, Em.” He jarred her awake with the urgent thought.

  Her green eyes opened immediately, and he felt her send out a searching thought. Then she hissed.

  “What’s the matter?” he demanded.

  Pekhal! Be careful, Althalus. He’s very dangerous.

  “Didn’t you tell me that he’s one of Ghend’s people?”

  Ghend’s animal would come closer. There isn’t much humanity left in Pekhal. I’m sure he’ll try to kill you.

  “Lots of people have tried that, Em.” He rolled out from under his cloak, reaching for his bronze-tipped spear.

  Don’t try to fight him, Althalus. He’s a total savage and very vicious. He’ll try to talk his way in close enough to reach you with his sword. I’d imagine that he’s looking for breakfast along about now.

  “He eats people?” Althalus exclaimed.

  That’s one of his nicer habits.

  “I think I remember a way to make him keep his distance,” Althalus said with a bleak sort of grin.

  There was a crashing sound back in the undergrowth, and Althalus slipped behind a tree to watch.

  The man was huge, and his face was almost subhumanly brutish. He was bulling his way through the bushes, and he was swinging a large sword that obviously wasn’t made of bronze. “Where are you?” he roared in a hoarse, animal-like voice.

  “I’m more or less here,” Althalus replied. “I don’t think you need to come any closer.”

  “Show yourself!”

  “Why would I want to do that?”

  “I want to see you!”

  “I’m not really all that attractive.”

  “Show yourself!” the beast roared again.

  “If you say so, neighbor,” Althalus replied mildly. He stepped out from behind the tree, looking intently at the heavily armed savage. Then he said, “dheu.”

  The brute rose up off the ground with a startled oath.

  “Just a precaution, friend,” Althalus explained urbanely. “You seem a bit bad-tempered this morning—somebody you ate, no doubt.”

  “Put me down!”

  “No, I don’t think we’ll do it that way. You’re fine just where you are.”

  The grotesque brute began swinging his sword at the air around him as if trying to slash at whatever was holding him suspended.

  “You don’t mind if I have a look at that, do you?” Althalus asked. Then he held out his hand and said, “gwem!”

  The huge sword spun out of the giant’s hand and then drifted obediently down to Althalus. “Very impressive,” Althalus said, hefting the heavy weapon.

  “You give that back!”

  “No. Sorry. You don’t really need it.” Althalus stuck the heavy sword into the ground and then neatly filched the brute’s dagger and purse from his belt as well.

  Pekhal began roaring, his face contorted with savage fury.

  Althalus lifted his hand. “Dheu,” he said again.

  Pekhal rose about another twenty feet into the air. His face blanched, his eyes went very wide, and he stopped moving entirely.

  “How’s the view from up there?” Althalus was beginning to enjoy this. “Would you like to take a look at things from a few miles higher up? I can fix that, if you wish.”

  Pekhal gaped at him, his eyes filled with sudden terror.

  “Do we understand each other, friend?” Althalus asked. “Now, then, the next time you see Ghend, give him my regards and tell him to quit playing around like this. I don’t work for him anymore, so he has no claim on me.” Althalus picked up his new purse and dagger. He tucked the purse in his pocket, pulled his new sword out of the turf, and tapped its heavy blade with the hilt of the dagger. It made a ringing sound. Then he tested the sword edge with his thumb. It seemed much sharper than his bronze sword. “Very nice,” he murmured. Then he looked up at Pekhal. “I certainly want to thank you for the gifts, friend,” he said pleasantly. “All I have to give you in return are my old weapons, but since you’re so much nobler than I am, I’m sure you won’t mind.” He stowed away his bronze weapons. “We’ll have to do this again one of these days,” he called. “You have yourself a very nice day now, hear?”

  Are you just going to leave him up there? Emmy asked critically.

  “Oh, I’d imagine he’ll set along about the same time the sun does, Em. If he doesn’t come down today, he probably will tomorrow—or the next day. Why don’t we have a bite of breakfast and move on?”

  She was trying to stifle her laughter without too much success. You’re awful!

  “Fun, though, don’t you think? Is that half-wit the best that Ghend can come up with?”

  Pekhal’s the one Ghend summons when brute strength and savagery seem to be called for. The others are much more dangerous.

  “Good. This might get kind of boring otherwise.” He looked closely at his new dagger. “What is this metal?” he asked.

  People call it steel, she replied. They learned how to forge it about a thousand years ago.

  “I was a little busy just then. That’s probably why I missed it. Where does this metal come from?”

  You’ve seen all those red rocks in Plakand, haven’t you?

  “Oh, yes. Plakand’s red from one end to the other.”

  There’s a metal called iron in those rocks. Men couldn’t smelt it out of those rocks until they learned how to make hotter fires. Iron is harder than bronze, but it’s brittle. It has to be mixed with other metals to make weapons or tools.

  “It’s completely replaced bronze, then?”

  For most things, yes.

  “It might be better than bronze, but it’s not as pretty. This grey’s sort of depressing.”

  What on earth has that got to do with anything?

  “It’s a question of aesthetics, Em. We should always strive to fill our lives with beauty.”

  I don’t see anything beautiful in something that was designed to kill people.

  “There’s beauty in everything, Em. You just have to learn to look for it.”

  If you’re going to preach at me, I think I’ll just curl up and go back to sleep.

  “Whatever you wish, Em. Oh, before you doze off, though, do you happen to know which clan here in Arum has that knife we’re looking for? If I’m going to have to search every man in these mountains for it, we could be here for quite a while.”


  I know where it is, pet, and you’ve been there before. You’re even rather famous in the clan that has the Knife.

  “Me? I try to avoid fame whenever I can.”

  I wonder why. You do remember the way to the hall of Gosti Big Belly, don’t you?

  “Is that where the knife is?”

  Yes. The current Clan Chief has it. He doesn’t know how he came by it or how important it is, so he keeps it in the room where all his spare weapons are.

  “Is that a coincidence of some sort? I mean, that the knife’s in Gosti’s hall?”

  Probably not.

  “Would you care to explain that?”

  I don’t think so. The word “coincidence” always seems to start religious arguments for some reason.

  For the next several days, they traveled along the ridgeline Althalus had followed to make good his escape from Gosti, and they finally reached the high pass that overlooked the canyon where Gosti’s hall had stood. The rough log fort had been replaced by a large stone castle. The rickety toll bridge that had been the source of Gosti’s meager wealth was gone, and the bridge that now spanned the rushing stream was a structure of stone arches. Althalus turned his horse off the trail and rode back into the trees.

  Aren’t we going down? Emmy asked.

  “It’s almost evening, Em. Let’s wait and go down in the morning.”

  Why?

  “My instincts tell me to wait, all right?”

  Oh, well, she replied with exaggerated sarcasm. We must obey our instincts, mustn’t we?

  “Be nice,” he murmured. Then he dismounted and went over to the edge of the trees to look at the settlement outside the castle. Something struck him as peculiar. “Why are the men all wearing dresses?” he asked.

  They call them kilts, Althalus.

  “A dress is a dress, Em. What’s wrong with leggings like mine?”

  They prefer kilts. Don’t be picking any fights with them about their clothing. Keep your opinions to yourself.

  “Yes, ma’am,” he replied. “You’ll want fish for dinner again, I suppose?”

  If it’s not too much trouble.

  “And if it is?”

  That’s just too bad, isn’t it?

  C H A P T E R E I G H T

  Althalus and Emmy woke early the next morning, but they waited until the villagers started stirring before Althalus mounted his horse and rode through the woods to the trail that led on down to the settlement. He noticed that the houses were more substantial now than they’d been last time he’d been here.

  They reached the settlement just as a husky fellow in a dirty kilt came out of one of the houses near the wall of the castle. He was stretching and yawning, but when he saw Althalus riding toward him, his eyes became suddenly alert. “You there—stranger,” he called.

  “Were you talking to me?” Althalus replied innocently.

  “You don’t live here, so you’re a stranger, aren’t you?”

  Althalus made some show of looking around. “Why, blast my eyes, I do believe you’re right. Isn’t it strange that I hadn’t noticed that myself?”

  The man’s suspicious look softened, and he started to chuckle.

  “Was it something I said?” Althalus asked, feigning wide-eyed innocence and climbing down from his horse.

  “You’re a humorous fellow, I see.”

  “I try. I’ve found that a little humor smooths over the awkward moments when I first meet somebody. It lets people know that I’m not really a stranger, but only a friend they haven’t met yet.”

  “I’ll have to remember that one,” the now openly grinning man said. “And what might your name be, friend I haven’t met yet?”

  “I’m called Althalus.”

  “Is that supposed to be a joke?”

  “That wasn’t what I had in mind. Is there something wrong with it?”

  “There’s a very old story in our clan about a man named Althalus. Oh, my name’s Degrur, by the way.” He held out his hand.

  Althalus shook hands with him. “Pleased to meet you. What’s the gist of this story about that other Althalus?”

  “Well, as it turned out, he was a thief.”

  “Really? What did he steal?”

  “Money, I’m told. The Clan Chief back in those days was named Gosti Big Belly, and he was the richest man in the world.”

  “My goodness!”

  “Oh, yes. Gosti’s strong room was filled to the rafters with gold—until Althalus came along. Anyway, this Althalus could tell jokes so funny that they made the walls laugh. Then, late one night after everybody in the hall had drunk himself to sleep, the thief Althalus broke into Gosti’s strong room and stole every single gold coin there. The story says that he had to steal twenty horses just to carry it all away.”

  “That’s a lot of gold.”

  “It was indeed. I’d imagine that the story’s been exaggerated a little over the years, though, so there probably wasn’t all that much gold in the strong room.”

  “I’m sure you’re right, Degrur. I heard a story once about a man who was supposed to be as big as a mountain.”

  “I’m going on to the hall,” Degrur said. “Why don’t you come along, and I’ll introduce you to our Chief? I think he’d really like to meet a man called Althalus.”

  “Probably so that he can keep his eye on me. My name might raise a few suspicions around here.”

  “Don’t worry, my friend. Nobody takes those old stories seriously anymore.”

  “I certainly hope not.”

  “Would it alarm you if I told you that you’ve got a cat peeping out of the hood of your cloak?”

  “No, I know she’s there. I was camped up in the mountains, and she wandered in—probably to steal some food. We sort of took to each other, so we’re traveling together for a while. What’s your Chief’s name?”

  “Albron. He’s young, but we think he’s going to work out fairly well. His father, Baskon, spent most of his time facedown in the nearest ale barrel, and a drunken Clan Chief tends to make mistakes.”

  “What happened to him?”

  “He got roaring drunk one night and went up to the top of the highest tower to challenge God to a fight. Some say that God took him up on it, but I think he just wobbled and fell off the tower. He splattered himself all over the courtyard.”

  “Everybody dies from something, I suppose.”

  They went on to the courtyard of the stone castle. Althalus noticed that it was paved, much as the courtyard of the House at the End of the World had been. Degrur led the way up the steps to the massive door, and they proceeded down a long, torchlit corridor to the dining hall.

  There were bearded men sitting at a long table there, eating breakfast off of wooden plates. Althalus glanced around as he and Degrur approached the table. The bleak stone walls were decorated with battle flags and a few antiquated weapons, and the logs burning in the fire pit crackled cheerfully. The stone floor had obviously been swept that morning, and there weren’t any dogs gnawing bones in the corners.

  Neatness counts, Emmy’s voice murmured approvingly.

  Maybe, he replied, but not for very much.

  “My Chief,” Degrur said to the kilted man with shrewd eyes and a clean-shaven face at the head of the table, “this traveler was passing through, and I thought you might want to meet him, since he’s very famous.”

  “Oh?” the Clan Chief said.

  “Everybody’s heard of him, my Chief. His name’s Althalus.”

  “You’re not serious!”

  Degrur was grinning openly now. “That’s what he told me, Albron. Of course, if that’s really his name, he might have lied about it to put me off my guard.”

  “Degrur, that doesn’t make any sense at all.”

  “I just woke up, my Chief. You don’t expect me to make sense when I first get up, do you?”

  Althalus stepped forward and bowed elegantly. “I’m pleased to make your acquaintance, Chief Albron,” he said. Then he looked around
the hall. “I see that you’ve made some improvements since my last visit.”

  “You’ve been here before?” Albron asked with one quizzically raised eyebrow.

  “Yes—quite some time ago. The Chief in those days used to keep pigs in this hall. Pigs are nice enough animals, I suppose—good to their mothers and all—but they don’t make very good house pets. And the dining hall isn’t really the place to keep them—unless you like your bacon very fresh.”

  Albron laughed. “Is your name really Althalus?”

  Althalus sighed with feigned regret. “I’m afraid so, Chief Albron,” he replied theatrically. “I was positive that your clan had forgotten me by now. Fame can be so inconvenient sometimes, can’t it, my Lord? Anyway, since my dreadful secret’s out in the open, and if you’re not too busy, maybe we can get right down to cases here. Has your clan managed to amass enough gold since my last visit to make it worth my while to rob you again?”

  Chief Albron blinked, and then he burst into laughter.

  Althalus pushed on. “Since you already know my dreadful secret, there’s no point in beating about the bush, now is there? When would it be most convenient for you to have me rob you? There’ll be all that shouting and running around and organizing pursuits, and the like. You know how disruptive a robbery can be sometimes.”

  “You carry your age very well, Master Althalus,” Chief Albron noted with a grin. “According to that story we all heard when we were children, you robbed Gosti Big Belly several thousand years ago.”

  “Has it been that long? My goodness, where does the time go?”

  “Why don’t you join us for breakfast, Master Althalus?” Albron invited. “Since you plan to rob me of all my gold, you’re going to need a few dozen horses to carry off all your loot. We could discuss that over breakfast. I’ve got a few spare horses, and some of them even have all four of their legs. I’m sure we can strike a bargain on them. Just because you’re planning to rob me, it shouldn’t get in the way of our doing business together, should it?”