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Alice In Blunderland

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by John Kendrick Bangs


  Illus: "THE WHITE KNIGHT INTERFERED"

  Illus: "IN THE MATTER OF PERFUME IT WAS FINE"

  Illus: "NOBODY COULD BE GAS-FIXTURATED"

  CHAPTER IV

  Illus: "WROTE ON THE SIDE OF A CONVENIENT GAS TANK"

  Illus: "I'M THE SOUNDEST SLEEPER IN TOWN"

  Illus: "TEA IS SERVED ON EVERY CORNER"

  Illus: "WE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO THE CALL"

  Illus: "MADE OFF WITH THE AGILITY OF AN ANTELOPE"

  CHAPTER V

  Illus: "YOU CAN TALK ALL YOU PLEASE"

  Illus: "FINED FIVE DOLLARS"

  Illus: "THE DICTIONARY WE ARE COMPILING"

  Illus: "ALICE TRANSFIXED AT THE PHONE"

  Illus: "THE BIGGEST JACKASS FROM DAN TO BEERSHEBA"

  CHAPTER VI

  Illus: "LARGER MEASURE THAN WAS THE CUSTOM"

  Illus: "GREETED BY THE COMMISSIONER, THE HABERDASHER"

  Illus: "IT RUNS THIS WAY, YOUR HONOUR"

  Illus: "OUR THINKING DEPARTMENT"

  CHAPTER VII

  Illus: "WHEN THEY THINK NOBODY'S LOOKING"

  Illus: "IF YOU GET INTO TROUBLE, USE THIS"

  Illus: "SEIZING HER BY THE ARM"

  Illus: "WHY-HAVE I—I REALLY FALLEN?"

 

 

 


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