Stealing Heaven

by Elizabeth Scott

  Stealing Heaven

  Elizabeth Scott

  Contents

  1

  My first memory is staring through a window into a…

  2

  My first memory is of the Lanaheim house, which I…

  3

  We take turns driving until we hit North Carolina and…

  4

  Now I know people think that thieves, when they hear…

  5

  Mom doesn’t come home that night but she’s back in…

  6

  Mom tells me she’s going out a little later, that…

  7

  The next morning Mom says she has something for me…

  8

  The reading room is about the size of a closet,…

  9

  Mom is home when I get there, lying on the…

  10

  Mom goes out after we eat our lobsters and as…

  11

  Mom wakes me up at seven and tells me she…

  12

  Mom’s gone when I get back, a scribbled note telling…

  13

  Mom gets back late, very late, and she isn’t alone.

  14

  I go home and put everything away. Mom comes downstairs,…

  15

  When we leave the ferry we walk up to what…

  16

  Mom’s waiting for me when I get home, sitting on…

  17

  Joan and I have to clean the second floor (the…

  18

  The next day is brutal. I spend a couple hours…

  19

  When the house comes into view I figure his reaction…

  20

  Things with Mom and Harold aren’t that bad after all.

  21

  I don’t normally care what day it is but I…

  22

  Greg finds us a spot in a corner. I’m not…

  23

  I’m tired on my way to work in the morning…

  24

  Mom is waiting for me just down the road.

  25

  I start to shake when we reach town, when the…

  26

  The cop from before, the one who led me to…

  27

  Mom doesn’t go to the doctor. After she tells Dennis…

  28

  I wake up with a start in the morning, open…

  29

  Mom comes home really late and in a strange mood.

  30

  Once, when I was younger, Mom sent me to the…

  31

  I’m finally allowed to see Mom. She’s still in the…

  32

  I call Greg that night. I don’t know why but…

  33

  For the first time ever, I pick where we go.

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Credits

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  1

  My first memory is staring through a window into a house that isn’t mine. I’m not very old, three or four at the most, and a hand rests on my head and fingers tap twice softly on my left ear. I know this means I must be extra super quiet and wait exactly where I am. I am good at being quiet. I am good at waiting.

  The window opens. Through it I see a carpet. It’s all different colors and enormous, stretching out as far as I can see. I stare at it for a long time and then I hear a bag fall, clinking softly as it lands. I am scooped up in a pair of arms and held tight, the only sound the rhythmic slap of feet hitting the ground over and over again.

  My name is Danielle. I’m eighteen. I’ve been stealing things for as long as I can remember.

  2

  My first memory is of the Lanaheim house, which I guess everyone has heard of, what with the Lanaheims being, well, who they are. It’s not someone’s home anymore, it’s a museum, and we went there again today, toured the house.

  Mom wanted to see what had happened to the place, and we didn’t have anywhere we had to be since we’d just finished up in Charleston, so we went. She spent a lot of time talking to the tour guide, asking if Baltimore really is as awful as everyone says and was it true that once someone broke in and stole a lot of jewelry but left a diamond necklace sitting right out in the open on Mrs. Lanaheim’s dressing room table?

  The tour guide laughed and told Mom yes, it was true, and then led us into a big open room, which he called a “formal dining room,” and started telling a story about daring thieves who were never caught. I didn’t listen, just stood staring at the carpet. It looked so much smaller than I remembered.

  I stared at it until Mom’s bright voice called out, “Helen, sweetie, come and take a look at this—what is this again? A highboy? What’s it used for? Oh, storing dishes and silver. Well, that makes sense, what with there being plates in there. Goodness, they sure are pretty. Helen, don’t you think they’re pretty?”

  I don’t think I need to tell you Mom knows exactly what a highboy is, right? What she really wanted was to stand next to something she’d passed by a long time ago, to know she was somewhere she’d been before and could easily come again.

  She’s laughing about it when we pull onto the interstate, talking about that and how the famed diamond necklace wasn’t all that great because the center stone had a huge crack in it. “Funny how the guide forgot to mention that, isn’t it?”

  “I remember the carpet,” I tell her. “It looked so much smaller than I thought it was.”

  “Well,” she says, and glances over at me. “You’ve grown up. Helen.”

  “Very funny,” I tell her. “I think you pick the most awful names you can to torture me.”

  She laughs. “Next place, you can be Sydney. Better?”

  “Better. When will we get there?”

  “Pass me a soda, will you, baby? No, not a regular one. Diet, and none of that ‘oh, it’s full of chemicals’ stuff, okay?”

  “Fine.” I hand her a soda from the now-warm six-pack we got the last time we stopped for gas, and then stare out the window. I want to ask where we’re going but I know she won’t tell me. A good thief never tells anyone, even family, everything, but sometimes I wish Mom would break her own rules a little and trust me.

  When we were in Charleston, I got to chatting with a server when Mom and I talked our way into a charity dinner in one of the houses we’d targeted. I remember the server told me she’d taken the job because she couldn’t bear the thought of going home for the summer, that her mom drove her crazy by always wanting to know where she was going and who she was with. I laughed and said I totally understood.

  I wondered if that’s how Mom feels about me.

  We end up in Aberwyn, Pennsylvania, which is full of very wealthy people living in very huge and very old houses. There’s a whole string of towns like it lined up in a row right outside Philadelphia, and I’ve seen most of them. Mom and I have even been to Aberwyn before, but not for a couple of years. Mom will come back to the same place twice sometimes, but she usually likes to wait awhile before we return.

  Right now, I’m already more than sorry we came back, as I’m currently stuck in Mr. and Mrs. William Henderson IV’s kitchen window, being watched by the family dogs.

  You’d think alarms would be our biggest worry, but they aren’t. The thing is, alarm trips are usually accidents, malfunctions, or someone unable to punch their code in on time, and so most companies call the house first and then, if there isn’t an answer, call the police. And the police usually take forever because they hate wasting their time as much as anyone else. We try really hard not to set off alarms, but the few times we have, we’ve been long gone with what we came for before anyone showed up.

  The other thing is that most alarms are piec
es of crap. The companies come in and razzle-dazzle you, but nine times out of ten what you end up buying is something that will go off if a door is opened and maybe some motion sensors for the basement. Mom dated a guy who worked for an alarm company once. “Cheap, boring, and stupid,” she always says about him, “but baby, did he know alarms.”

  Thanks to him, we know most people buy the cheapest alarm they can and pick codes they can easily remember. You’d be amazed how many we’ve turned off just by pressing “1” five, six, or seven times. Better yet, we also learned that a lot of people don’t bother turning on their alarm during the day, figure it’s light out and the neighborhood is safe, so what could possibly happen?

  Dogs, on the other hand, are trickier. I’m usually able to deal with them, but there have been a few times—four, in fact—when I haven’t. I once got bitten by a poodle (they make surprisingly good guard dogs) so bad I still have a scar on my arm. The other three times I was able to get out before anything happened, but all four of those houses were ones we didn’t get anything from and sure as hell didn’t visit again.

  These dogs look okay though. I watched them as I pried the window open, and even though I woke them up, their barks were halfhearted and sleepy. Plus, it’s obvious from the mangled shoes on the floor that these dogs haven’t been trained to do much of anything.

  The window, however, is a bitch. It wasn’t locked, which was great, but as I was pushing myself through, it became real clear that it was either put in for appearances or during a time when people were a little smaller than they are now. The dogs have come over to investigate, and I croon to them as I wiggle my hips and tell myself to focus, to stay calm.

  That’s the thing about dogs. They can smell worry and fear, and if they do, it always sets them off. Right now I’m just a strange wiggling thing for them to sniff, and I need it to stay that way.

  “You’re very pretty,” I tell one of them, a golden retriever who wags her tail and goes over to her food dish and picks it up, then drops it on the floor. If I could just get my ass through this window, I could find dog food, feed her, and have the run of the house.

  The other dog isn’t quite as accepting. Her tail is wagging a little, but the fur on her back is raised and when I finally—finally!—push myself through the window and land on the floor, she growls. I lie perfectly still and wait while she sniffs me, making sure to avoid direct eye contact, which can be taken as a challenge. After a moment she gets bored and flops on the floor, yawning.

  “Good dog,” I tell her, and very slowly sit up. The retriever picks up her food dish and drops it again.

  “Where’s your food?” I whisper, and her tail wags very energetically, the other dog’s ears perking up as well. Good. I look at my watch. I need to keep them distracted for ten minutes in case Mom has any problems.

  I feed the dogs, then turn on the dishwasher and the faucet to drown out any noises Mom might be making that the dogs could hear. I don’t hear anything except their very energetic eating, and so ten minutes later I turn the dishwasher off, refill the dogs’ water bowls, and go back out the window, closing it as soon as I’m out. One of the dogs has her nose pressed against the glass, and I wave good-bye. Stupid, I know, but I can’t help myself.

  I wish I had a dog. I wish I had a place I could come back to every day and call my own. I turn away and strip off my gloves, stuff them in my pocket, and then walk to the car, which we’ve parked a couple of blocks over. I drive back to the house, turn down the side street that runs parallel to the backyard. Mom is waiting. I pop the trunk, see her smile at me in the rearview mirror after she closes it.

  “Go,” she says when she gets in the car, and I do.

  3

  We take turns driving until we hit North Carolina and our storage place. We keep everything in a rental facility, the kind of place where people store old furniture and mildewed knickknacks and who knows what else. We park the car a mile away and walk through scrubby trees and weeds that skirt the edge of a couple of crappy subdivisions until we get there and then jimmy open the unit we’ve been borrowing.

  Mom did some checking, back when we started coming here, and everything in it belongs to an old lady who died ten years ago and whose kids can’t or won’t deal with coming down and picking through it. There’s a lot of stuff, but none of it is worth anything (we checked, ages ago) and so I guess I can see why no one would want to go through it. But it kind of sucks, doesn’t it, that a person’s whole life can be boiled down to a few things stuck in a room no one ever uses?

  “I swear, this crap gets uglier every time,” Mom says. “I’m going to have nightmares about the sofa.”

  It is pretty ugly, a big flower print with freaky green and yellow knitted things on the armrests. Plus all the cushions are shiny, worn from use. That’s something I don’t see much. Most of the houses I’m in, the furniture looks like it’s never been sat on. I think it’s nice that people once used this sofa, spent hours there talking or watching television. It seems cozy.

  “Baby,” Mom says, waving a hand in front of my face. “Help me sort, will you?”

  I sit down next to her, pull on my gloves, and start picking through what she’s spread out on the floor. A couple of pieces are crap, plate or new stuff, but the main set is from the early 1800s and is complete right down to the six zillion forks that people apparently needed to eat then. I don’t feel like looking at any of it. I keep thinking about the sofa and the stupid knitted things on it, wondering what it must be like to call something yours and know it really is.

  “What’s going on in there?” Mom asks, leaning over and kissing the side of my head.

  I look at her. She’s turning a sugar bowl around in her hands, running her fingers along the pattern etched on its sides.

  “I was just thinking about the sofa.”

  “It really is awful, isn’t it?” She laughs. “Oh hell, this sugar bowl is a replacement piece. Look—” She breaks off, glances at me. “You okay?”

  “It must be nice to be able to say something’s yours, you know? To be able to—”

  “Baby, no one wants to call anything like this crap theirs. That’s why it’s in here.” Mom puts the sugar bowl down, reaches out, and wraps her arms around me. “We’ll be somewhere nice real soon, I promise. And when we are, you’ll be able to look around and know everything there is ours for as long as we want it to be. How many people get that? I’ll tell you. Not many. Instead they get stuck with”—she points at the sofa—“for their whole lives. We can go where we want whenever we want. We’re lucky, baby. You know that, right?”

  “I know,” I say, and when she smiles at me I find myself thinking about Dad.

  Dad introduced Mom to all of this. What we do, I mean. She was a high-school dropout working as a waitress and shoplifting on the side when they met. He told her how stupid shoplifting was, pointed out that stores are always eager to make an example out of someone. He said he knew she could do better and introduced her to the fine art of burglary.

  When I came along, Dad worked by himself until Mom got bored. Then they started bringing me with them. Babysitters were out of the question, obviously, and I was a quiet kid, the kind who could be left outside a house and who would stare, mesmerized, at a carpet. Mom says that’s because this life was made for me, but I think it’s just that this is all I’ve ever known.

  Dad got arrested when I was five. We’d split up after hitting a series of houses right outside Princeton, Dad to stash the jewels—the rich like having woods around their houses, which has always worked to our advantage—and Mom and me to head back to the car and drive down to Trenton, where we’d meet up with Dad. Only it didn’t work out that way because Dad never showed. I fell asleep waiting for him and the next thing I knew, Mom was carrying me out to the car and we were leaving town.

  Dad got arrested walking out of the woods, and that was it. Nothing we could do, nothing he could do, nothing his fancy lawyer could do. The police never found the jewels but
they found all his gear and got a partial heel print from one of his shoes, and that was enough to send him to prison. That was the last I heard from him till I was nine, and by then he’d been out of prison for two years.

  I suppose “out of prison” makes it sound like he was released, and that isn’t technically true. He actually broke out of jail when I was seven and lives in—well, I don’t know anymore. It used to be right outside Kansas City but now…he could be anywhere.

  I never really got to know him. I saw him some when I was younger, when Mom took on a tough job. Back then, a getaway was easier without me around, and Dad owed her for—well, for making it so it was just her and me. He always sent me back to her as soon as he could, and when I did see him we spent most of our time sitting around his condo, which was pretty much as dull as it sounds. He got the jewelry from Princeton, of course, and it was enough for him to live on. I complained once, when I was eleven, about how we never went anywhere, and he said he wasn’t going back to prison for anyone, even me. He was nice enough about it, but I got the message.

  The last time I saw him he said all this stuff about knowing I could take care of myself, talked and talked and looked right through me, and the next time I tried to get in touch with him he was gone. Mom was silent for a long time and then she put her arms around me and asked how I was. She said I should be mad. I said I was, but the truth is I wasn’t. I just wished he’d said good-bye. I wished he’d loved me enough to say that one word. I wished he’d thought I was worth it.

  Mom and I are back on the road less than four hours later, heading north again. We stop in a suburb outside DC to spend the night, and the next day we rent another car and then visit a couple of places to read the Pennsylvania papers. Well, I read the papers. Mom reads magazines. She never cares about the news unless there’s a mention of how daring we are or there’s a hint the police might have some idea who they’re looking for.

  I only find two articles: a short one, just a few sentences about what was stolen, and a slightly longer one where Mrs. Henderson says that things would have been different if the family’s beloved attack dogs hadn’t been at the vet’s for the day. I laugh about that until Mom gives me a look. I’m not supposed to do anything that will call attention to myself unless we need a distraction.