Ralph Compton the Evil Men Do

by Ralph Compton

“This,” Dunn said. He pulled his Remington and cocked it while pointing it at Larn’s face.

  “What’s this?”

  “The part I like best,” Dunn said.

  Over at the stove, Fayette turned and gasped. “Here, now. We were nice and invited you in and now you’re fixin’ to rob us?”

  “Who said anything about just rob?” Dunn said, and shot James Larn between the eyes.

  Fayette screamed.

  That was when the door opened and in strode Lute. He had his revolver out, and without saying a word, he shot her.

  Tucker saw the bundle in James Larn’s limp hands start to fall. Lunging, he caught it before it could hit the floor. “Got you,” he said, and smiled.

  “Your turn,” Dunn said.

  Tucker’s smile faded. “What?”

  “I did the husband and Lute did the wife. Now it’s your turn.”

  “You want me to kill the baby?”

  Dunn cocked his revolver. “I don’t say things twice.”

  Chapter 2

  Sweetwater got its name from Sweetwater Creek. The old trappers called the creek that because the water was always clear and cold. Fed by runoff, it flowed in years when there was snow. And in Wyoming, winter and snow were synonymous.

  Sweetwater boasted sixty-four souls. That was meager as populations went, but Sweetwater also boasted a saloon and a bank and other businesses, plus its own town marshal.

  Fred Hitch was getting on in years. His hair was gray, his mustache salt-and-pepper, the lines in his face were too many to count. He had a gut that came from liking to eat more than he liked to get out and about. He also liked that in Sweetwater there wasn’t much for the marshal to do, so he got to spend most of his days at his desk doing what Fred did best: daydreaming.

  Fred was in his chair with his hands folded over his belly and his chin tucked low, dozing, when the front door opened and the clatter of a passing buckboard woke him. He yawned and scratched himself and looked up. “What in tarnation? I must be dreamin’.”

  His visitor came over to the desk. “I see a star on your shirt, so you must be the law in this two-bit town.”

  “You have your nerve,” Fred said. Sweetwater might be of little consequence in the grand scheme of things, but it was his town and he didn’t like having it insulted. Especially by someone who didn’t look to be much over twelve years old and barely an inch over five feet tall.

  “I have that and more,” the youngster said. “Are you the law dog or do you just take naps here?”

  Fred studied the boy from head to toe and did it a second time because he couldn’t believe what he saw.

  His visitor was all elbows and knees, with spindly arms and legs. A wool cap, the kind sheepherders favored, covered a mop of ginger hair. Bangs fell to the boy’s eyebrows. His eyes were the color of a mountain lake, his nose not much bigger than a button. His shirt and britches were store-bought and fit him poorly. Freckles decorated his cheeks and he had a cleft chin. “What are you lookin’ at?” the boy demanded.

  Fred was looking at two things in particular. First, a deep scar that ran from below the boy’s left ear, along his jaw, almost to the cleft. A knife had done that, unless Fred missed his guess. But it was the other thing that dumfounded him the most.

  The boy had enough weapons for a regiment. In addition to two Colts in holsters, he was carrying a Winchester. A bowie knife, of all things, hung from a cord around his neck. Strapped to his back in its scabbard was a saber with the hilt jutting above one shoulder. As if all that wasn’t enough, a pair of derringers had been tucked under the boy’s belt on either side of the buckle and stuck out over the top.

  “What in the name of all that’s holy are you supposed to be?” Fred asked.

  “I’m me,” the boy said. “Tyree Johnson. Out of Missouri. Could be you’ve heard of me.”

  “If I had I’d remember,” Fred said. “No one is liable to forget a walkin’ arsenal like you. How old are you anyhow?”

  “Don’t matter,” Tyree said.

  “It sure as St. Peter does,” Fred said. “You’re too young to be totin’ all that artillery and whatnot. Your ma and pa ought to be ashamed of themselves, lettin’ you go around like that.”

  Tyree’s face clouded and his freckles seemed to darken. “My ma and pa are dead, and I’ll thank you not to mention them again.”

  Fred Hitch rose and leaned on his desk. “I’m the marshal here, boy. You don’t tell me what to do. I tell you.”

  Tyree Johnson set his rifle on the desk, leaned on the edge, and looked Fred in the eye. “You might want to watch the words you sling. I don’t take kindly to them as puts on airs.”

  “Why, you little runt.” To say Fred was flabbergasted was an understatement. He’d never had anyone so young talk to him so boldly. “I’ll ask you again. What is with all that hardware? You playin’ at being a soldier?”

  “I don’t play,” Tyree said. “Not since my folks were done in. All of this”—and he patted a Colt and a derringer and the bowie—“is what I use in my work.”

  “Work?” Fred snorted. “What kind of job can you have?”

  Tyree straightened and thrust out his cleft chin with the scar. “I hunt men for their bounty. Mostly bail jumpers but I’ll hunt most anyone.”

  “The hell you say.”

  “The hell I do,” Tyree said.

  Fred shook his head in amazement. He closed his eyes and opened them again on the remote chance that the boy was a figment of his daydreams, but the boy was still there. “If this don’t beat all.”

  “The sooner you get used to it,” Tyree said, “the sooner I can do what I came here to do.”

  “Which is what, exactly?”

  “I’m lookin’ for a man who is wanted in Cheyenne,” Tyree said. “I take him back, I get two thousand dollars.”

  Fred whistled. The town paid him seventy-five dollars a month, plus ten percent of all fines. Two thousand was more than he’d earn in two years. “I should give up marshalin’ and become a bounty man.”

  Tyree squinted at him and shook his head. “I don’t know as it would fit you. You don’t look very tough.”

  Fred’s amusement evaporated like water on a hot rock. “That’ll be enough insults out of you. These antics of yours are over. You’re not no bounty man. You’re a boy, and boys don’t bounty-hunt.”

  “That’s what you think.” Tyree pried at the buttons on his shirt, loosened several, and slipped a hand inside. The hand reappeared with a folded sheet of paper. “Read this. It’ll save time.”

  Fred wondered if this might be some sort of joke. Maybe some of the townsmen had put the boy up to it. But come to think of it, he’d never seen the boy before, and he knew most everybody, at least by sight if not all their names. Suspicious, he unfolded the sheet and held it to the light from the window, but it was chicken scrawl. Opening the top drawer, he took out his wire-rimmed spectacles. “Need these to read,” he said self-consciously.

  “I knew a fella wore a pair like that,” Tyree said. “He was blind as a bat when he didn’t have them on.”

  “I’m not that old yet,” Fred said.

  “You look old to me.”

  Flustered, Fred held the paper closer. It was a letter of introduction, plainly written by an adult.

  To Whom It May Concern,

  Tyree Johnson has been in my employ for over a year.

  He has brought back wanted men no one else could. I vouch for him despite his age and encourage you to give him all aid.

  Jefferson Benteen

  St. Louis, Missouri

  Fred read it a second time and peered over it at the boy. “St. Louis?”

  “That’s where I got my start. I’ve been to other places and now I’m workin’ out of Cheyenne. I carry that letter with me to show to folks who don’t believe I am what I am. Make
s things easier.”

  “If this don’t beat all. How old are you anyhow?”

  “Fifteen,” Tyree said. “Sixteen come next March.”

  “You don’t look it. Not even with that scar. How did you get it anyhow?”

  “My letter,” Tyree said, holding out his hand. “I have a man to find.”

  “Not so fast.” Now that Fred had a few moments to think, he was determined to learn more. “Let’s say I buy your story. Let’s say I believe you are what you say, those freckles aside. Who are you after and what makes you think he’s in Sweetwater?”

  “No, you don’t,” Tyree said. “I tell you, you’ll bring him in yourself and take him to Cheyenne for the money.”

  “I’m not out to steal your wanted man from you,” Fred said indignantly. The nerve of the boy, he thought. Little did the kid know that Fred’s philosophy on life could be summed up in three words: easy does it. He liked things to be simple. His goal each day was to get through it without any irritation. That might seem to be a silly philosophy for a lawman to have, but he’d found that if he spent most of his time in his jail and made it a point to show up on those rare occasions when there was trouble after the troublemakers had left, his life stayed peaceful, just the way he wanted it to be.

  “Says you,” Tyree replied. “But I’ll keep it to myself if you don’t mind, and even if you do.”

  “You have a lot of bark on you, boy, for someone of your tender years,” Fred scolded.

  “The sooner you get over thinkin’ of me as a boy, the better it will be for both of us.” Tyree picked up the letter, carefully folded it, and slid it back under his shirt. As he did the buttons, he remarked, “I reckon I’ll ask around on my own and you can go back to sleep.”

  “Don’t prod me,” Fred said. “This badge gives me the authority to do as I please, and it pleases me to keep you here until I learn all the particulars.”

  “I’ve told you all I’m going to.”

  “The name of the gent you’re after?”

  When Tyree scowled, it deepened his scar and made him look older. “I reckon you have the right. But try to cheat me and there will be hell to pay.”

  “You shouldn’t ought to talk like that,” Fred said. “Not at your age.”

  “How old do you have to be to say ‘hell’?”

  “The man’s name?” Fred said.

  “Tom McCarthy.”

  Fred smiled smugly. “We’ve got no one by that name in Sweetwater. Appears to me you’ve come all this way for nothin’.”

  “He wouldn’t be usin’ his real name,” Tyree said.

  “What did he do?”

  “McCarthy strangled his wife and gutted the gent he caught her with,” Tyree said. “The judge set bail, McCarthy raised the bond, and the next day he skipped.”

  “And whoever put up the bond sent you? He should be ashamed usin’ someone so young.”

  “Don’t start on that again,” Tyree said. “Are you going to help me ask around or not?”

  “I suppose I better,” Fred said reluctantly. “This is my town.” He stepped to a peg and took down his gun belt. The truth was, he’d rather stay there and nap. But it wouldn’t hurt to escort the boy around and at the same time show everyone he was doing his job. Circling his waist with the belt, he proceeded to buckle it on.

  “You’re awful slow,” Tyree said.

  “You hear that creakin’ in my joints?” Fred rejoined. Adjusting his hat, he strode to the door. “After you, boy.”

  It was early afternoon, and at that hour of the day, with the summer heat at its worst, only a few souls were abroad. A dog lay on a porch, sleeping, and a hog rooted at the side of the general store.

  “Your town is as lively as a cemetery,” Tyree said.

  “I like it that way,” Fred said. “There hasn’t been a lick of trouble in months. Oh, we get a few squabbles and some pushin’ and shovin’ after too much liquor, but that’s all. There’s no killin’. No stealin’. Sweetwater is as law-abidin’ as they come.”

  “Except for Tom McCarthy.”

  “He’s not here, I tell you. Whoever gave you that notion was mistaken.”

  “So you say.”

  The boy headed down the street, and Fred followed. He was trying to be sociable and having it thrown in his face. He’d like nothing better than to send the boy packing. “I need to ask you something.”

  “Ain’t that all you’ve been doing?”

  Fred let that pass. “Why all the guns and the knife and that sword, for cryin’ out loud?”

  “Those I’m after take me more serious.”

  “You ever had to use any of that armament?”

  “A few times.”

  Fred suspected the boy was lying. No one that age went around shootin’ or knifin’ folks. He saw the boy stare at a sign to the feed and grain across the street and his lips moved as if he were reading it. “I have a nephew who’s about ten years older than you. Last I heard, he’s practicin’ dentistry down to Santa Fe. He likes a warm climate.”

  “It’s pretty warm here,” Tyree said, and started toward the feed and grain.

  “You lookin’ for some oats for your horse?” Fred guessed. When the boy didn’t answer, he coughed and said, “Listen. I don’t like what you’re up to, but it’s a free country. You like to go after bounty money, have at it. Seems like a dangerous way to make a livin’, though. From what I hear tell, those who skip on the law don’t go back willingly.”

  “That they don’t,” Tyree said. “But nothin’ else I could do pays half as much.”

  Fred snickered. “You aimin’ to get rich before your time?”

  “No,” Tyree said. “I’m aimin’ to catch up to the sons of bitches who killed my ma and pa.”

  “That’s why you do this?”

  As they entered the store, a bell over the door tinkled.

  “This here is owned by Hiram Bigelow,” Fred informed the boy. “Salt of the earth, Hiram is.”

  “Is that a fact?”

  They were almost to the counter when a rotund man came out of the back carrying a sack of seed. His florid face creased in a smile and he nodded at the marshal. “Fred. What brings you here this time of the day?”

  “Hiram,” Fred said pleasantly.

  Tyree had turned to a shelf as Hiram Bigelow came out, but now he turned back and placed his right hand on his right Colt. “Tom McCarthy,” he said. “I’m here to take you back to Cheyenne.”

  “Like hell you are,” the salt of the earth said, and threw the bag of seed at them.

  Chapter 3

  For Fred Hitch, the day was one astonishment after another. He’d known Hiram Bigelow for the better part of a year. Ever since Hiram bought the feed and grain from Sam Goodman. He’d never have imagined Hiram was a lawbreaker. The notion of Hiram being a killer was downright laughable. And yet there he went, running off in a panic.

  The seed bag was heavy. It hit Tyree Johnson on the shoulder and knocked him back a couple of steps. Clawing at a Colt, he hollered, “Stop right there, mister!”

  Hiram—or Tom McCarthy—did no such thing. He continued fleeing down the hall.

  “Wait!” Fred yelled, but it was useless. McCarthy didn’t listen. Fred grabbed awkwardly for his own revolver and started to give chase, but Tyree suddenly grabbed him by the arm and yanked him out of the hallway. It was well the boy did, for the next moment the hall rocked to the boom of a shot and lead whizzed. “He’s shootin’ at us!” Fred exclaimed.

  “They do that.” Tyree peered warily into the hall. “There’s a warehouse back there.”

  Fred nodded absently. He’d been into the back a few times. It was where Hiram—no, McCarthy—kept a lot of feed and seed and whatnot.

  “Is there a back door?” Tyree asked.

  “Of course,” Fred said. “Every place
has a back door.” He would have liked to stand there where it was safe, but the boy broke into a sprint.

  “Come on. We can’t let him get away.”

  Fred followed reluctantly. He wouldn’t mind at all if McCarthy got away. The man had never done him any harm. For that matter, McCarthy had been a model member of their community since he arrived in Sweetwater. From what the kid claimed, that business in Cheyenne had been over McCarthy catching his wife with another man. Granted, strangling her and cutting open the no-account who trifled with her was going too far, but people did things in the heat of rage they’d never do otherwise. And McCarthy never struck him as a killer.

  “Hurry up,” Tyree urged, dashing to a small mountain of grain bags.

  Puffing, Fred joined him. No shots rang out. He considered that a good sign. Maybe McCarthy had ducked out the back door and they wouldn’t have to swap lead.

  The kid raised his voice. “Tom McCarthy! Throw down your six-shooter and give yourself up. All I want is to take you in.”

  From somewhere deeper in the maze of stacks and crates and piles came a mocking laugh. “That’ll be the day, boy.”

  Forgetting himself, Fred said, “Hiram? What’s gotten into you? Do as he wants so no one need get hurt.”

  “I let him take me, they’ll put me on trial and I’ll be hanged or sent to prison for the rest of my life.”

  “You don’t know that,” Fred said. “You could be let off. They have to prove you did the crime.”

  “That won’t be hard,” McCarthy said bitterly. “They found me standing over the bodies with the knife I used.” He paused. “My best friend. And he was carrying on with my wife behind my back.”

  “I’m sorry for you, Hiram. I mean Tom,” Fred said. “I’ll come testify if you want. Say as how you never once broke the law in Sweetwater and were a credit to the town.”

  For a bit McCarthy didn’t answer. Then he said, “That’s damn decent of you, Hitch. You’re not as worthless as I thought.”

  “I beg your pardon?” Fred said.

  “Why do you think I settled here? That first day I rode in and you came over and introduced yourself, I saw right away that as a lawman, you were pitiful. You weren’t ever likely to figure out the truth. So I gave you a fake name and started this store.”