The Venetian Playboy’s Bride

by Lucy Gordon

  ‘Oh, really? You’ve got our conversation all mapped out then?’

  ‘I think we’re travelling a well-worn path, you and I.’

  ‘I’m not going to ask you which path. It might mean getting too serious again, and I’m here for fun.’

  He regarded her quizzically. ‘Are you saying that’s why you came to Venice-looking for a holiday romance?’

  ‘No, I-’ Absurdly, the question caught her off-guard. ‘No, that’s not why.’

  ‘What’s the matter?’ he asked at once. ‘Have I said something to hurt you?

  ‘No, of course not.’

  It was hard because this man was shrewder and subtler than she had allowed for. His eyes were warm and concerned, studying her anxiously, but she needed to evade them, lest they looked too deep.

  ‘That was lovely,’ she said, indicating her empty plate. ‘What have you decided on now?’

  ‘Polastri Pini e Boni,’ he declared at once.

  ‘And that is-?’ She was searching the menu for enlightenment. ‘I can’t find it.’

  ‘It’s chicken, stuffed with herbs, cheese and almonds. You won’t find it on the menu. They don’t do it here.’

  ‘Then-?’

  ‘I’m going to take you to a place where they do serve it.’

  ‘Are we going to have every course in a different place?’ she asked, slightly giddy at the thought.

  ‘Of course. It’s the ideal way to eat. Come on.’

  As soon as they were outside she became completely lost. Now they were far off the tourist track, plunging into narrow, flagstoned streets that she knew were called calle. High overhead the last of the daylight was almost blocked out by washing strung between buildings, across the street.

  ‘I thought all the streets were water,’ she observed as they strolled along, not hurrying.

  ‘No, there are plenty of places where it’s possible to walk, but sooner or later one always comes to water.’

  ‘But why build it like this in the first place?’

  ‘Many centuries ago, my ancestors were running from their enemies. They fled the mainland, out into the lagoon where there were a mass of tiny islands, and they settled there. They drove stakes deep into the water to create foundations, built bridges between the islands, and so created a unity that became a city.’

  ‘You mean this canal beneath us-’ they were crossing a small bridge ‘-was the seaway between two separate islands? It’s only about twelve feet wide.’

  ‘They were miracle workers. And a miracle is what they created.’

  ‘But how? It just-just defies all the laws of architecture, of science, of common sense-’

  ‘Oh, common sense-’ he said dismissively.

  ‘I believe in it,’ she said defiantly.

  ‘Then heaven help you! It means nothing. It creates nothing, it’s the opposite of a miracle. Look about you. As you say, Venice defies common sense, and yet it exists.’

  ‘I can’t deny that.’

  ‘So much for common sense! Never resort to it again. It’s the root of all the troubles in the world.’

  ‘I’m afraid I can’t help it,’ she confessed. ‘I grew up sensible, reliable, practical-’

  He put his hands over his ears. ‘Stop, stop!’ he begged. ‘I can’t bear any more of these dreadful words. I must feed you quickly and make you well again.’

  He hustled her down some steps and into a door that was almost hidden in shadows. Behind it was a tiny restaurant which was almost full despite the fact that it seemed to be in hiding. One taste of the chicken was enough to explain this contradiction. If the last course had brought her to the gates of heaven, this one ushered her through.

  Guido watched her with pleasure, intent on weaving a spell around her. He wanted her securely in his magic net before he was ready to reveal certain things about himself. He was an honest man, with a high regard for the truth, but he knew that truth wasn’t always reached by sticking too rigidly to the facts.

  Then, as if making his very thoughts tangible, a hand clapped him on the shoulder and a cheerful voice said, ‘Hey, Guido! Fancy seeing you here!’

  It was Alberto, a friend and employee, who managed his glass factory, more than slightly tipsy, full of good cheer, and about to blow his cover.

  Guido tensed and his glance flew to Dulcie who was mercifully absorbed in feeding a kitten that had appeared under their table. She hadn’t heard Alberto call him Guido but disaster was approaching fast. The one ray of hope was that Alberto was speaking in Venetian. Grabbing his friend’s wrist Guido muttered in the same language.

  ‘Hello, old friend. Do me a favour. Get lost.’

  ‘That’s not very friendly Gui-’

  ‘I’m not feeling friendly. Now be a good fellow and take yourself off.’

  Alberto stared, then he caught sight of Dulcie and his expression cleared. ‘Aha! A beautiful lady. You devil. Let me make her acquaintance.’

  ‘You’ll make the acquaintance of the canal in a minute.’ Guido’s smile never wavered as he uttered this half-serious threat.

  ‘Hey, all right!’ Alberto became placating, backing off. ‘If it’s like that-’

  ‘I’m warning you-another word-’

  ‘Fine, I’m going.’

  Guido watched him depart, feeling as if he’d aged ten years. He should have taken Dulcie to some place where nobody knew him, but where, in Venice, was he to find such a place?

  Problems crowded in on him. Soon he must tell her of his innocent deception, but how to do it needed a lot of thought. Never mind. He would ‘tap-dance’ his way out of that problem when the time came. He was good at that because to a warm-hearted man with a tangled personal life tap-dancing was a necessary skill.

  ‘If you’ve finished, let’s walk again,’ he said. ‘Venice will have changed.’

  She saw what he meant as they stepped outside. Night had created a different city. Little alleys that had led to mysterious corners now vanished into total darkness, and lights glittered like jewels reflected in the black water. He led her onto a small bridge and stood back, letting her drink in the beauty in her own way, in peace.

  Already there were a thousand things he wanted to say to her, but he held back, fearful of breaking the spell by going too fast. He could wait, and let Venice do its work for him.

  Dulcie watched and listened, entranced. Faintly, in the distance, she could hear the sound of mandolins, and occasionally a strange, soft, eerie yodel.

  ‘Whatever is that sound?’

  ‘It’s the cry a gondolier gives as he approaches a corner,’ he said. ‘With twenty-two feet of boat in front of him he has to warn any traffic crossing his path, otherwise they’d be colliding all the time.’

  As he spoke there was another yodel close by, and the prow of a gondola appeared around the corner, turning into the canal and heading for them. Dulcie leaned over the bridge, watching the boat with its young lovers clasped in an embrace. Slowly they drew apart, their faces illuminated by the lights from the bridge.

  Dulcie felt a cold hand clutch her stomach. The man-it couldn’t be-she was imagining things. As the gondola glided beneath she rushed to the other side of the bridge in a vain attempt to see better. But that was worse. There was only the back of his head. Perversely this only increased her conviction that she’d seen Simon.

  A rich bride, a honeymoon in Venice, these were the things he’d wanted. But it was only four months since they’d parted. Could he have replaced one bride with another so fast? Suddenly she’d moved back in time to a turmoil of pain, disillusion, rejection, mistrust.

  ‘Dulcie, what is it?’

  She felt strong hands seize her, turn her. His face was dark.

  ‘Tell me what’s the matter.’

  ‘Nothing.’

  ‘That man-you knew him-’

  ‘No-I thought I did, but it couldn’t have been him, not so soon-not here of all places-I don’t know, I don’t want to talk about it.’

  ‘I see,’ he
said slowly. ‘It’s like that.’

  ‘You don’t know what it’s like,’ she cried angrily. ‘You don’t know anything.’

  ‘You loved him, and you thought you would be here with him. That much is obvious. And it wasn’t so very long ago. So perhaps you love him still?’

  ‘It wasn’t him,’ she said, trying to sound firm. ‘Just someone else who looked a bit like him.’

  ‘But you’re avoiding my question. Do you still love him? Or don’t you know?’

  ‘Yes-no-I don’t know. I don’t know anything.’

  ‘Were you coming to Venice for your honeymoon?’

  ‘Yes,’ she sighed.

  ‘And now you come here alone-to think of what might have been?’

  That did it.

  ‘Rubbish!’ she said trenchantly. ‘Absolute codswallop! How dare you suggest that I’m some sort of-of-I don’t know, some sort of forlorn maiden trailing in the shadow of a dead love. Of all the sentimental drivel I ever heard-I’ve a good mind to-’

  How he laughed. ‘Brava! Brava! I knew you were stronger than that. Whatever he did to you, you won’t be crushed. Don’t get mad, get even! Shall we follow and tip him into the water?’

  ‘Don’t be idiotic,’ she said, joining in his laughter unwillingly. ‘I don’t even know that it’s him.’

  ‘Let’s tip him in the water anyway,’ he suggested hopefully.

  ‘You clown. Whatever for?’

  ‘As a warning to all men to be careful how they treat women in future.’

  ‘Let’s forget him,’ she said hastily. She didn’t know what wicked imp had made him voice the very idea that had brought her here, but it was something she couldn’t afford to think of just now.

  ‘Yes, let’s forget him and plan what we shall do tomorrow. There’s so much I want to show you-’

  ‘What about your gondola? It’s your living.’

  ‘Not tomorrow. Tomorrow I forget work and think only of you.’

  ‘Oh, really,’ she teased. ‘Suppose I have other ideas?’

  He looked crestfallen. ‘There’s another man you’d rather spend the day with?’

  ‘No, I-’ she bit back the rest, realising that she’d walked into a trap.

  ‘You’d rather spend the day with me than any other man?’ he said at once. ‘Bene! That’s what I hoped.’

  ‘You’re twisting my words. Maybe I want to spend the day alone.’

  ‘Do you?’

  He wasn’t teasing any more, and neither was she.

  ‘No,’ she said quietly.

  ‘We could go to the seaside, if you like?’

  ‘Does it have a really sandy beach?’ she asked longingly.

  ‘I promise you a really sandy beach. Venice doesn’t just have the best cooking in the world, it also has the best beach in the world.’

  ‘Anything else?’

  ‘The best swimming, and the best company. Me.’

  He was laughing again, playing the jester, inviting her to mock him. Then suddenly he drew her into his arms, holding her close, but not kissing her, content just to embrace. He drew back a little and touched her face with his hands, brushing back stray tendrils of hair, and studying her intently.

  ‘Dulcie,’ he whispered. ‘There’s so much-but not now-this isn’t the right time.’

  A tremor of alarm went through her. This was too sweet, too delightful. What was she thinking of?

  ‘I can’t,’ she said. ‘I can’t see you tomorrow.’

  ‘Then the next day-’

  ‘No, I can’t see you again,’ she said desperately. ‘I’m going home. I should never have come here. Please let me go.’

  He made no attempt to hold onto her as she broke free and began to run down the nearest calle. She simply had to get away from what was happening here. It shocked and confused her. Nothing was going according to plan.

  Her footsteps slowed, then halted. It looked the same in all directions, and she had no idea where she was. By the one lamp she groped in her bag for a map and tried to work out which way up it went. It was hopeless.

  ‘Now I’m totally lost,’ she groaned.

  ‘Not while I’m here,’ he said, appearing from nowhere. ‘I’ll take you to the hotel. It isn’t very far.’

  It seemed to her that they had come for miles, but when he’d led her through calle after calle, all looking the same, she found herself near the hotel, and realised that they’d only been walking for ten minutes.

  ‘There it is, just ahead,’ he told her. ‘You don’t need my help any more.’ He was keeping back in the shadows.

  ‘Then I’ll say goodbye,’ she said, holding out her hand. ‘Thank you for a lovely evening. I’m sorry it all ended so abruptly-’

  ‘Has it “all ended”?’

  ‘Yes, it has to. Because you see-I can’t seem to get my head straight.’

  ‘Nor mine. But my response would be the opposite of yours.’

  ‘I’m going home tomorrow,’ she said quickly. ‘I really must-I can’t explain but I shouldn’t have come here-goodbye.’

  The last word came out in a rush. Then she walked away fast, and hurried into the hotel without looking back at him.

  As she opened the door of the Empress Suite her mind was functioning like an investigator’s again. Cool. Calm. Collected. She was a rational thinking machine.

  And the sooner she was out of here the better.

  The phone rang. She knew who it would be.

  ‘Please don’t leave,’ came his voice.

  ‘I-ought to.’

  ‘You should never do what you ought. It’s a big mistake.’

  ‘Why?’ she asked, knowing that she was crazy to ask.

  ‘Because you really ought to be doing something else.’

  ‘That’s just clever words.’

  ‘Now you’re indulging in common sense,’ he reproved her. ‘You must stop that.’

  ‘More clever words.’

  ‘You’re right. Actions are better. I’ll be waiting for you at ten tomorrow morning, at the vaporetto landing stage near the hotel. Come prepared for swimming.’

  ‘But-’

  ‘Ten o’clock. Don’t be late.’

  He hung up.

  She couldn’t think what was happening here. She should be in control, but suddenly everything was out of her hands. To help collect her thoughts she went out onto her balcony and looked down the Grand Canal. It was quiet now and just a few lamps glowed in the darkness. Now and then a gondola, empty but for the silent oarsman, drifted across the water like a ghost, gliding home.

  She had called the evening magic, a word which troubled her practical mind. And staying practical was essential she thought, beginning to argue with him in her mind. Let him say what he liked. She wasn’t to be tricked by pretty words.

  But out here, in the shadows and the cool night air, the magic couldn’t be denied. Awed, she watched as one by one the café lights went out, and the water lay at peace under the moon. Still she stayed, not wanting this night to be over.

  The shrill of the telephone blasted her gentle dream. It was Roscoe.

  ‘How are you doing?’ he demanded without preamble. ‘Have you got anywhere yet?’

  ‘I only arrived today,’ she protested.

  ‘You mean you haven’t managed to meet him?’

  ‘Yes, I have-’

  ‘Great! And he’s a real creep, right?’

  She answered cautiously. ‘Mr Harrison, if this man was an obvious creep he’d never have impressed Jenny as he has. He’s subtle, and clever.’

  ‘You mean he’s got to you?’ Roscoe demanded.

  ‘Certainly not!’ she said quickly.

  ‘Are you sure? Like you say, subtle and clever. Knows how to get any woman under his spell.’

  ‘But I’m not any woman,’ she told him crisply. ‘I’m a woman who’s seen through him before we started. You can leave him to me. Tonight was stage one. Stage two will be my masterpiece.’

  She hung up, feeling as t
hough she’d been punched in the stomach. The call had brought her back to reality. What had she been thinking of to let this man weave fantasies about her when she knew the truth about him? It was simply-she searched for the worst word she knew-unprofessional.

  But not any more, she assured herself. Tomorrow I’m going to be sensible.

  Guido made his way through the streets by instinct and the fact that his feet knew the route by themselves. Lost in his blissful dream he didn’t notice the two men approaching him until he collided with them.

  ‘Apologies,’ he murmured.

  ‘Hey, it’s us,’ Marco said, grabbing his arm.

  ‘So it is,’ Guido agreed amiably.

  ‘You weren’t looking where you were going,’ Leo accused him.

  Guido considered. ‘No, I don’t think I was. Is this the way home?’

  Any Venetian would have recognised this as an absurd question since, in that tiny city, all roads lead home. The other two looked at each other, then stationed themselves on either side of Guido like sentinels, and they finished the journey together.

  The Palazzo Calvani had a garden that ran by the water. Marco signalled the butler to bring wine, and they all sat out under the stars.

  ‘Don’t talk, drink,’ Marco ordered. ‘There are few troubles that good wine can’t cure.’

  ‘I’m not in trouble,’ Guido told him.

  ‘What’s got into you?’ Marco demanded. ‘Are you crazy?’

  ‘I’m in love.’

  ‘Ah!’ Leo nodded wisely. ‘That kind of crazy.’

  ‘The perfect woman,’ Guido said blissfully.

  ‘What’s her name?’ Marco asked.

  But Guido’s sense of self-preservation was in good working order. ‘Get lost,’ he said amiably.

  ‘When did you meet her?’ Leo wanted to know.

  ‘This afternoon. It happened in the first moment.’

  ‘You always say they’re after the title,’ Leo reminded him.

  ‘She doesn’t know about the title, that’s the best thing of all. She thinks I’m a gondolier, scratching a living, so I can be sure her smiles are for me. The one honest woman in the world.’

  ‘Honest woman?’ Marco echoed scathingly. ‘That’s asking a lot.’