Sword Play

by Clayton Emery

  The elf didn’t hesitate, but shucked her thin, shimmery dress to stand mother-naked in the street. Sunbright felt his eyes bulge, for it was the first time he’d seen all of Greenwillow, who was lithe as a whippet but had womanly curves aplenty. Unconcerned, the elf donned her fine elven clothes, yanked her hair back into a fine black ponytail, and borrowed Harvester to pry off her manacles.

  Sunbright had seen Ruellana do many odd things, so this latest conjuring trick didn’t rock him. But he asked anyway, “How did you …?”

  “I saw the dragon coming through the window and knew the king was doomed. So I donned my fighter’s garb and grabbed Greenwillow’s from a chest. Not bad for a simple country girl, eh?”

  She was hardly that, Sunbright knew, but he didn’t comment. Instead he tilted his head at a familiar sound coming from down the street, faint above the crackling of the burning building and other houses, but rising. Shouts, calls, cheers. “What’s …?”

  Down the street ran a trio of orcs, weaponless, protecting the backs of their heads with gray hands. Behind them rushed a mob of citizens hurling stones, bricks, and crockery. Some stopped to snatch up fallen swords or pikes. A dazed orc who staggered around a corner with a head wound was tripped and kicked, then stabbed in the belly by a balding man in a freighter’s smock.

  “The citizens,” mumbled Sunbright. “Their city was occupied by the One King’s army, and now they’re revolting!”

  The citizens who’d been standing around gaping at the fire joyfully took up the shouts of resistance, then scrambled away to find weapons and hunt down orcs and the king’s men.

  “Shall we go?” asked Ruellana.

  “Go?” Human and elf stared at her. “Go where?”

  Ruellana plunked her fists onto her hips, tilted jauntily so her sword rode at an angle. “Wherever you like! You’ve won the day, survived a bout with a dragon and a lich, killed an evil minister, freed a city, retrieved a magic book, and started a legend. Go where you will!”

  “Actually,” Sunbright pointed to the flaming palace, “I think the book’s been burned up.”

  Ruellana snapped her fingers and dragged from behind her a white haversack the other two hadn’t noticed. Lifting the flap, she displayed the ancient book with the ruby-studded cover. Smiling, she tipped up her shapely nose. “Shall we go?”

  Sunbright and Greenwillow mutely spread their hands, then trotted after Ruellana through the rubble-strewn, ash-smudged, blood-dripping, smoke-streaked—but free—streets of Tinnainen.

  * * * * *

  Escape didn’t prove that easy. The city had gone mad, and those caught in the turmoil had better duck their heads until the fever had run its course.

  Trotting around a corner, sniffing and hacking in the thick smoke, they rounded one corner only to find a trio of orcs charging toward them. The creatures wore the red-edged black tunics of palace guards and carried red-hilted swords. One had a head wound streaming blood, another a shorn hand. Whether they were fleeing a crowd or pursued some private business wasn’t clear. But at the rubble-strewn intersection of two streets where the houses were going up in flames, the leader pointed a long gray arm that dripped blood at Sunbright and growled, “He slew the king!” Howling, they rushed.

  Sunbright had no quarrel with these orcs or anyone else. He wanted only to rest a moment and drink water until he floated. An afternoon in dragon smoke and now a city afire had scorched his throat so badly his tongue felt swollen. Certainly he’d had enough fighting to last a lifetime. But if he hoped to get any older, he had to defend himself. He hoisted Harvester, though the sword seemed as heavy as a dozen crowbars, in arms that sagged like lead.

  The orc captain charged and slashed overhand, anger and fanaticism lending it strength. Two-handed, Sunbright parried cross-body in automatic defense, and kicked for the orc’s knees barbarian-style with his heavy boots. But the knotty-armed orc leaped above the kicks, banging again and again on the barbarian’s sword blade. Finally, timing the blows, Sunbright simply stepped out of the way. When the orc blundered past, he’d cut it across the kidneys or neck, following with a chop to the back of its leg to sever an artery and end this fight.

  But he snapped alert and learned why the orc was a captain. The creature had been anticipating the sidestep and plunged past the end of Harvester, but abruptly stamped to a halt and threw its shoulder into Sunbright. Bulling the barbarian forward and sideways, the orc swung its sword in a short, vicious arc to slash at the human’s kidneys.

  For lack of a better defense, Sunbright shot out his legs and landed square on his butt, jarring his spine to the top of his skull. But the orc’s slash passed overhead, just ticking the human’s topknot.

  Flopping onto his back, the barbarian thrust overhand and overhead. Harvester’s fat tip slid into the orc’s side and guts, then under its rib cage and nicked its heart. Twisting to sink the hook and enlarge the wound, Sunbright yanked back and brought a red rain onto his head and arms. The orc collapsed like a pricked balloon.

  Keeping clear of the stricken ore—even dying warriors could strike back—the barbarian levered himself to his feet, spit blood off his lips, and automatically cast about for his comrades.

  Greenwillow was fencing with another orc that already bled from several wounds. Snarling, the creature curled gray lips and lunged again, slashing mightily with its sword. But it was careful to keep the sword before it as a whirling shield. Greenwillow shuffled, ducked, aimed, stabbed, and whipped her hand back, then repeated the pattern, so the orc now bled from four spots on its forearms. A few more such surgical pinks, Sunbright knew, and the orc would be too tired to fight or else hamstrung. Then it would feel steel in its throat.

  And Ruellana?

  Again she surprised him, for she was fighting magnificently, dancing death around the orc. This was a monster, the biggest of the lot, but Ruellana laughed as she skipped.

  As the orc slashed, like a man swatting a bumblebee, Ruellana trilled a snatch of song and her hand flickered. The bright tip of her blade sliced the orc’s pug nose sideways below the bridge. So sharp was the blade the beast-man barely felt it, but blood ran down its lips and fangs. It jumped and slashed again, but its sword struck stone, for Ruellana had danced away.

  The next time she pricked the orc in the buttocks through his black tunic. As it turned in outrage, she sliced its ear almost through, so the gray point dangled by a flap of skin and flopped against its neck. Ruellana pouted at her misstroke, skipped dangerously close, and whisked the ear off. As the beast roared, she sliced again, downward, so the orc’s nose was split vertically into four even chunks.

  Tired and disgusted, Sunbright felt his stomach churn. He’d seen battle and killing, knew it was often a necessity, but Ruellana was enjoying this tremendously. She was killing the orc a piece at a time, slicing it like a ham for a feast. The barbarian shouted for her to stop, to dispatch the orc quickly, but a merry trill was her only response. Tripping in close, Ruellana jabbed and split the orc’s eye. Roaring and leaking blood, the creature hacked a fast, hard circle in which to trap Ruellana. She laughed, teasing, and drew the orc’s attention. As it whirled to squint, one-eyed, at her, she poked the other eye.

  Magic, Sunbright thought. She had to be using magic to move so lithely, so fluidly, anticipating her enemy’s every blow. But then, he’d known she possessed magic, he’d just avoided dwelling on it.

  Sickened, the barbarian turned away, so he didn’t see Ruellana level her blade so that the orc might charge onto it. The beast’s throat split and gushed blood, but she only hopped far enough back to avoid the spray. She’d deliberately withheld the death blow. As the orc dropped to hands and knees, Ruellana leaned in. Chuckling, she pricked the orc’s back and neck a dozen times before it collapsed and died.

  Sunbright stood with Greenwillow, who’d ended her opponent’s life neatly and cleanly. The pair watched Ruellana rake back her red hair and laugh as if at a party. The observers shivered as she waved her bloody sword toward th
e city gates.

  Distracted as he was by the cruelty revealed in his former lover, Sunbright nevertheless managed to observe the streets and the sky at the same time. Any moment they might blunder into more orcs or even blood-crazed citizens not ripe for listening. Still back at the palace, he hoped, was Wrathburn. The dragon had come for the crown, and to scotch the king. He had lost the crown, which had been melted to slag by his own fire, but had removed the king from the face of the land. The question now was, would that satisfy the dragon’s temper, or would he seek to level the city that had harbored the king? If so, the place to be was elsewhere, for there was no way to stop the monster.

  And too, Wrathburn had told Sunbright to stay put so they might both return to the cave, where the barbarian would be lifelong bard to sing the praises of Wrathburn the All-High.

  But as if in answer, Ruellana called out and pointed up. Through smoke and haze, they saw a slender shape beat stubby wings as Wrathburn thrashed homeward. “He’s had enough,” Sunbright breathed. “And he must have forgotten all about me. The raven said he wasn’t too bright.”

  * * * * *

  Half a mile down the road, away from the smoke and noise, having slaked their thirst and mopped off soot and sweat at a creek, the three studied the sky and debated how long to walk before sunset, which was not far off. Sunbright reflected to himself how just this morning he’d walked into a dragon’s cave. It felt good to be haggling over a camping spot and thinking about shaving a bow and fletching arrows, so he might shoot game on the trek to Dalekeva. And they’d have to watch for orcish patrols, lest the creatures hadn’t heard their master was dead—or if they had, and reverted to their old habits of loot and rape.

  Man and elf walked ahead on the narrow road, Ruellana trailing behind them. She sang gaily, a lengthy epic of love and sorrow and loss and more love, a tune designed to entertain a court on long winter nights. Sunbright walked beside Greenwillow, studying her surreptitiously.

  What now? he wondered. He had his comrade-in-arms and his sometime-lover both on his hands. Greenwillow, he hoped, cared for him deeply. But her heart had been wounded when he’d run off to pursue the phantom Ruellana. Yet how much love could there be between human and elf?

  And who—what—was Ruellana? Definitely not a simple country girl, not quite a succubus either, but definitely a bloodthirsty bitch when aroused. Little chance of long-term romance there. For all her exotic, cool facade, Greenwillow was the more uncomplicated of the two, while Ruellana, who pretended innocence, was some complex creation he couldn’t begin to comprehend. But she smoldered sexually and loved as hard as she laughed and fought, which counted for a lot when his groin and his heart warred. Still, Greenwillow’s lithe form would fit well under his hands.…

  A scream—“Sunbright!”—jerked both fighters around.

  There in the road shimmered a gilt-edged portal like a ring around the sun. Swooping from the middle came a huge yellow glob only vaguely man-shaped, with arms and head. The jellyfish arms had enfolded Ruellana and were dragging her toward the shimmering portal. She fought valiantly, but striking the blob only resulted in her hands and arms sinking into it, entrapping her.

  “Sunbright!” she screamed. “Stay away! Save yourself—” Yellow fingers clamped down over her mouth. Headfirst, she was yanked into the shrinking portal.

  Unsheathing Harvester as he ran, Sunbright dove and grabbed and latched on to Ruellana’s boot with his free hand. He might as well have grabbed the reins of a double team of plow horses. Smothered in yellow ectoplasm, the woman was hauled steadily into the glittering portal.

  Hanging on doggedly to Ruellana’s slippery boot, Sunbright stabbed along the length of the woman’s struggling body, frantic not to jab her accidentally. But Harvester’s fine point slid into the mass without striking anything, and the blade came out clean.

  Greenwillow ran to the barbarian’s side, grabbed his arm, and tugged. Most of Ruellana, kicking and writhing, had slid inside the blob, so only her legs below the knees remained.

  “Let go!” the elf shrilled. “You can’t help her!”

  “I can go with her!”

  “No! Don’t! We’ll find another way to rescue her!” There was fear in Greenwillow’s voice.

  “I can’t … desert her now!” Sunbright grunted. “I didn’t desert … you!”

  “But she’s not what she seems!” the elf wailed. “Please, don’t—”

  “Get to Dalekeva!” Sunbright roared. “I’ll meet you!”

  Then, hanging on to only a foot, he lunged headfirst at the portal, now no bigger than his hips.

  With a twinkle of golden light on his hobnailed boots, he was gone.

  And Greenwillow was shrieking his name to empty air.

  * * * * *

  With the rough cloth of his sleeve, Candlemas polished the palantir again and again. “Unbelievable! How could she? It’s unbelievable!”

  High in his tower workshop, he pressed his nose against the black glass, but there was nothing to see except Greenwillow circling one spot, crying Sunbright’s name, alone on the road near a city shedding smoke.

  Moments earlier, the mage had chuckled in triumph, for he’d finally won. As the final bet, he’d wagered Sunbright could stand up to the One King, who was known to be as crazy as a bedbug and as unpredictable, and come away unscathed. Sunbright had not only faced down the king, but also destroyed him, or at least helped.

  And inadvertently, Candlemas had penetrated the blank spot on his map. It turned out that the One King had set up wards to prevent scrying, so no one might learn he was undead. Clever, but more clever was Candlemas who, through his agent the barbarian, had made the One King bobble his wards. A red dragon dropping in tended to distract a body, alive or otherwise.

  So Candlemas had killed two birds with one stone: he’d finally beaten Sysquemalyn and increased his knowledge. And knowledge, every mage knew, was the only lasting power.

  But suddenly, out of nowhere, a shimmering portal had snatched away Sysquemalyn and his barbarian. “Unbelievable!”

  “Like my little surprise?” came a laughing query.

  The mage whirled to see Sysquemalyn, still dressed in her faux-pirate’s garb, stride jauntily into his workshop with a thick book cradled in her arms. The woman raked back her red hair, which complemented her flushed cheeks, and wiggled her hips as she walked, making her sword harness jingle.

  “I’m brilliant, am I not? And a fine actress! And even though your meaty barbarian is still alive, I’ve gotten the book the Big White Boar sought. So I win this round—”

  “Shut up! Shut up! Stop jabbering! How did you get away?”

  “Get away?” The woman blinked at his rudeness and confusion. “From what? Oh, the blob? I commanded it to yank me through the portal so what’s-his-name would follow me! I made the fiend, silly. It’s my servant.”

  “Made it? Your servant?”

  “Don’t mock me, Candlemas.” Green eyes flashed beneath red brows. “I’ll concede you won the second test, or whichever number this is, but now we’re even again, so we’ll defer our crude gratifications. Neither of us wants to be flayed alive, after all. So I’ve initiated another test, and the game continues—”

  “Game?” Candlemas jammed his finger against the palantir. “You’d play a game there? I’ve never seen a portal like that, but I’ve read of them! It looks as if you opened a doorway into the Nine Hells! Is that true?”

  The redheaded wizard replied with a tsk and a wave of the hand. “You’re being petulant and picky. I think you’re jealous!”

  “So it’s true.” breathed the mage. “I can’t believe even you could be that mad!”

  “And I can’t believe you’re that boring. I’m leaving.” She minced for the door, sword swinging in time to her red-striped hips. But she stopped and leveled a red-nailed finger at him. “Ken this, hedgehopper! I know perfectly well what I’m doing. I’m in complete control. And with what I’m learning, I’ll soon be way beyond you, runnin
g an empire with the Dead White Fish emptying my chamber pots while you’re still here dosing sick cows or whatever you—What?”

  Seeing the horror on his face, she peered behind her.

  A shimmering portal had opened in the workshop. From it flowed a giant that resembled a jaundiced genie. Its head was anvil-shaped, its mouth a gaping gash lined with jagged teeth, its eyes black holes like tears in a blanket. It was bright yellow.

  One, two, then nine hooked arms rippled and wrapped around the quailing Sysquemalyn. In seconds, she was being dragged into the portal.

  Face twisted in terror, she fought by both rattling off protection spells and grabbing at furniture, then by clawing for a hold in the cracks in the floor when she fell and struck her chin. The nine hooked hands mauled her, shredding leather and clothes and skin until blood spurted and hair tore.

  Candlemas wanted to dive in to save her, or to utter a spell, or hurl a magical weapon. But he stood frozen by some unseen, unknown force and couldn’t even blink.

  Then the bleeding, sobbing Sysquemalyn was dragged through the portal, her red hair disappearing last. Her screams were cut off as the portal winked out.

  Candlemas could move again, and the first thing he did was grab the table’s edge to support his shaking legs. But even that comfort soured, for something flickered on its surface: the palantir.

  Bidden to scry out sources of magic, the black glass globe now revealed a rocky field wherein another portal flickered open. Candlemas guessed the area was somewhere north of Tinnainen. But what magic was working there?

  He bit his lip as the portal widened, disgorging a rolling ball of fire that splayed open like flaming oil. But this flame ran uphill, swarming over rocks and up a scrawny tree, igniting it like a torch. The flame continued onward, slithering around rocks and, upon touching a pool of water, evaporated it.

  Hellfire, he thought. The real thing. But how …?