Louise Rennison_Georgia Nicolson 09

by Stop in the Name of Pants!

  titches • A titch is a small person. Titches is the plural of titch.

  tosser • A special kind of prat. The other way of putting this is “wanker” or “monkey spanker.”

  vino tinto • Now this is your actual Pizza-a-gogo talk. It quite literally means “tinted wine.” In this case the wine is tinted red.

  welligogs • Wellington boots. Because it more or less rains all the time in England, we have special rubber boots that we wear to keep us above the mud. This is true.

  wet • A drippy, useless, nerdy idiot. Lindsay.

  whelk boy • A whelk is a horrible shellfish thing that only the truly mad eat. Slimy and mucuslike. Whelk boy is a boy who kisses like a whelk, i.e., a slimy mucus kisser. Erlack a pongoes.

  About the Author

  LOUISE RENNISON is the internationally bestselling author of the angst-filled and award-winning Confessions of Georgia Nicolson. Louise lives in Brighton, the San Francisco of England (apart from the sun, Americans, the Golden Gate Bridge, and earthquakes).

  You can visit Georgia online at www.georgianicolson.com.

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  confession of GEORGIA NICOLSON

  ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL-FRONTAL SNOGGING

  ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I’M NOW THE GIRLFRIEND OF A SEX GOD

  KNOCKED OUT BY MY NUNGA-NUNGAS

  DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS

  AWAY LAUGHING ON A FAST CAMEL

  THEN HE ATE MY BOY ENTRANCERS

  STARTLED BY HIS FURRY SHORTS

  LOVE IS A MANY TROUSERED THING

  Credits

  Jacket art © 2008 by Howard Huang

  Jacket design by Sasha Illingworth

  Copyright

  STOP IN THE NAME OF PANTS!. Copyright © 2008 by Louise Rennison. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

  EPub © Edition JUNE 2008 ISBN: 9780061975424

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