Twenty-One Stories

by Graham Greene

  The little man began to titter – knowingly. He was talking to himself again. It would have been easy to ignore him altogether if it had not been for those sticky hands which he now removed: he seemed to be fumbling at the seat in front of him. His head had a habit of lolling sideways – like an idiot child’s. He said distinctly and irrelevantly: ‘Bayswater Tragedy.’

  ‘What was that?’ Craven said. He had seen those words on a poster before he entered the park.

  ‘What?’

  ‘About the tragedy.’

  ‘To think they call Cullen Mews Bayswater.’ Suddenly the little man began to cough – turning his face towards Craven and coughing right at him: it was like vindictiveness. The voice said, ‘Let me see. My umbrella.’ He was getting up.

  ‘You didn’t have an umbrella.’

  ‘My umbrella,’ he repeated. ‘My – ’ and seemed to lose the word altogether. He went scrabbling out past Craven’s knees.

  Craven let him go, but before he had reached the billowy dusty curtains of the Exit the screen went blank and bright – the film had broken, and somebody immediately turned up one dirt-choked chandelier above the circle. It shone down just enough for Craven to see the smear on his hands. This wasn’t hysteria: this was a fact. He wasn’t mad: he had sat next to a madman who in some mews – what was the name, Colon, Collin . . . Craven jumped up and made his own way out: the black curtain flapped in his mouth. But he was too late: the man had gone and there were three turnings to choose from. He chose instead a telephone-box and dialled with a sense odd for him of sanity and decision 999.

  It didn’t take two minutes to get the right department. They were interested and very kind. Yes, there had been a murder in a mews – Cullen Mews. A man’s neck had been cut from ear to ear with a bread knife – a horrid crime. He began to tell them how he had sat next the murderer in a cinema: it couldn’t be anyone else: there was blood on his hands – and he remembered with repulsion as he spoke the damp beard. There must have been a terrible lot of blood. But the voice from the Yard interrupted him. ‘Oh no,’ it was saying, ‘we have the murderer – no doubt of it at all. It’s the body that’s disappeared.’

  Craven put down the receiver. He said to himself aloud, ‘Why should this happen to me? Why to me?’ He was back in the horror of his dream – the squalid darkening street outside was only one of the innumerable tunnels connecting grave to grave where the imperishable bodies lay. He said, ‘It was a dream, a dream,’ and leaning forward he saw in the mirror above the telephone his own face sprinkled by tiny drops of blood like dew from a scent-spray. He began to scream, ‘I won’t go mad. I won’t go mad. I’m sane. I won’t go mad.’ Presently a little crowd began to collect, and soon a policeman came.

  1939

  ACROSS THE BRIDGE

  ‘THEY say he’s worth a million,’ Lucia said. He sat there in the little hot damp Mexican square, a dog at his feet, with an air of immense and forlorn patience. The dog attracted your attention at once; for it was very nearly an English setter, only something had gone wrong with the tail and the feathering. Palms wilted over his head, it was all shade and stuffiness round the bandstand, radios talked loudly in Spanish from the little wooden sheds where they changed your pesos into dollars at a loss. I could tell he didn’t understand a word from the way he read his newspaper – as I did myself picking out the words which were like English ones. ‘He’s been here a month,’ Lucia said, ‘they turned him out of Guatemala and Honduras.’

  You couldn’t keep any secrets for five hours in this border town. Lucia had only been twenty-four hours in the place, but she knew all about Mr Joseph Calloway. The only reason I didn’t know about him (and I’d been in the place two weeks) was because I couldn’t talk the language any more than Mr Calloway could. There wasn’t another soul in the place who didn’t know the story – the whole story of Hailing Investment Trust and the proceedings for extradition. Any man doing dusty business in any of the wooden booths in the town is better fitted by long observation to tell Mr Calloway’s tale than I am, except that I was in – literally – at the finish. They all watched the drama proceed with immense interest, sympathy and respect. For, after all, he had a million.

  Every once in a while through the long steamy day, a boy came and cleaned Mr Calloway’s shoes: he hadn’t the right words to resist them – they pretended not to know his English. He must have had his shoes cleaned the day Lucia and I watched him at least half a dozen times. At midday he took a stroll across the square to the Antonio Bar and had a bottle of beer, the setter sticking to heel as if they were out for a country walk in England (he had, you may remember, one of the biggest estates in Norfolk). After his bottle of beer, he would walk down between the money-changers’ huts to the Rio Grande and look across the bridge into the United States: people came and went constantly in cars. Then back to the square till lunchtime. He was staying in the best hotel, but you don’t get good hotels in this border town: nobody stays in them more than a night. The good hotels were on the other side of the bridge: you could see their electric signs twenty storeys high from the little square at night, like lighthouses marking the United States.

  You may ask what I’d been doing in so drab a spot for a fortnight. There was no interest in the place for anyone; it was just damp and dust and poverty, a kind of shabby replica of the town across the river. Both had squares in the same spots; both had the same number of cinemas. One was cleaner than the other, that was all, and more expensive, much more expensive. I’d stayed across there a couple of nights waiting for a man a tourist bureau said was driving down from Detroit to Yucatan and would sell a place in his car for some fantastically small figure – twenty dollars, I think it was. I don’t know if he existed or was invented by the optimistic half-caste in the agency; anyway, he never turned up and so I waited, not much caring, on the cheap side of the river. It didn’t much matter; I was living. One day I meant to give up the man from Detroit and go home or go south, but it was easier not to decide anything in a hurry. Lucia was just waiting for a car the other way, but she didn’t have to wait so long. We waited together and watched Mr Calloway waiting – for God knows what.

  I don’t know how to treat this story – it was a tragedy for Mr Calloway, it was poetic retribution, I suppose, in the eyes of the shareholders whom he’d ruined with his bogus transactions, and to Lucia and me, at this stage, it was comedy – except when he kicked the dog. I’m not a sentimentalist about dogs, I prefer people to be cruel to animals rather than to human beings, but I couldn’t help being revolted at the way he’d kick that animal – with a hint of cold-blooded venom, not in anger but as if he were getting even for some trick it had played him a long while ago. That generally happened when he returned from the bridge: it was the only sign of anything resembling emotion he showed. Otherwise he looked a small, set, gentle creature with silver hair and a silver moustache and gold-rimmed glasses, and one gold tooth like a flaw in character.

  Lucia hadn’t been accurate when she said he’d been turned out of Guatemala and Honduras; he’d left voluntarily when the extradition proceedings seemed likely to go through and moved north. Mexico is still not a very centralized state, and it is possible to get round governors as you can’t get round cabinet ministers or judges. And so he waited there on the border for the next move. That earlier part of the story was, I suppose, dramatic, but I didn’t watch it and I can’t invent what I haven’t seen – the long waiting in ante-rooms, the bribes taken and refused, and growing fear of arrest, and then the flight – in gold-rimmed glasses – covering his tracks as well as he could, but this wasn’t finance and he was an amateur at escape. And so he’d washed up here, under my eyes and Lucia’s eyes, sitting all day under the bandstand, nothing to read but a Mexican paper, nothing to do but look across the river at the United States, quite unaware, I suppose, that everyone knew everything about him, once a day kicking his dog. Perhaps in its semi-setter way it reminded him too much of the Norfolk estate – though that, too, I
suppose, was the reason he kept it.

  And the next act again was pure comedy. I hesitate to think what this man worth a million was costing his country as they edged him out from this land and that. Perhaps somebody was getting tired of the business, and careless; anyway, they sent across two detectives with an old photograph. He’d grown his silvery moustache since that had been taken, and he’d aged a lot, and they couldn’t catch sight of him. They hadn’t been across the bridge two hours when everybody knew that there were two foreign detectives in town looking for Mr Calloway – everybody knew, that is to say, except Mr Calloway, who couldn’t talk Spanish. There were plenty of people who could have told him in English, but they didn’t. It wasn’t cruelty, it was a sort of awe and respect: like a bull, he was on show, sitting there mournfully in the plaza with his dog, a magnificent spectacle for which we all had ring-side seats.

  I ran into one of the policemen in the Bar Antonio. He was disgusted; he had had some idea that when he crossed the bridge life was going to be different, so much more colour and sun, and – I suspect – love, and all he found were wide mud streets where the nocturnal rain lay in pools, and mangy dogs, smells and cockroaches in his bedroom, and the nearest to love, the open door of the Academia Comercial, where pretty mestizo girls sat all morning learning to typewrite. Tip-tap-tip-tap-tip – perhaps they had a dream too – jobs on the other side of the bridge, where life was going to be so much more luxurious, refined and amusing.

  We got into conversation; he seemed surprised that I knew who they both were and what they wanted. He said, ‘We’ve got information this man Calloway’s in town.’

  ‘He’s knocking around somewhere,’ I said.

  ‘Could you point him out?’

  ‘Oh, I don’t know him by sight,’ I said.

  He drank his beer and thought a while. ‘I’ll go out and sit in the plaza. He’s sure to pass sometime.’

  I finished my beer and went quickly off and found Lucia. I said, ‘Hurry, we’re going to see an arrest.’ We didn’t care a thing about Mr Calloway, he was just an elderly man who kicked his dog and swindled the poor, and deserved anything he got. So we made for the plaza; we knew Calloway would be there, but it had never occurred to either of us that the detectives wouldn’t recognize him. There was quite a surge of people round the place; all the fruit-sellers and boot-blacks in town seemed to have arrived together; we had to force our way through, and there in the little green stuffy centre of the place, sitting on adjoining seats, were the two plain-clothes men and Mr Calloway. I’ve never known the place so silent; everybody was on tiptoe, and the plain-clothes men were staring at the crowd for Mr Calloway, and Mr Calloway sat on his usual seat staring out over the money-changing booths at the United States.

  ‘It can’t go on. It just can’t,’ Lucia said. But it did. It got more fantastic still. Somebody ought to write a play about it. We sat as close as we dared. We were afraid all the time we were going to laugh. The semi-setter scratched for fleas and Mr Calloway watched the U.S.A. The two detectives watched the crowd, and the crowd watched the show with solemn satisfaction. Then one of the detectives got up and went over to Mr Calloway. That’s the end, I thought. But it wasn’t, it was the beginning. For some reason they had eliminated him from their list of suspects. I shall never know why. The man said:

  ‘You speak English?’

  ‘I am English,’ Mr Calloway said.

  Even that didn’t tear it, and the strangest thing of all was the way Mr Calloway came alive. I don’t think anybody had spoken to him like that for weeks. The Mexicans were too respectful – he was a man with a million – and it had never occurred to Lucia and me to treat him casually like a human being; even in our eyes he had been magnified by the colossal theft and the world-wide pursuit.

  He said, ‘This is rather a dreadful place, don’t you think?’

  ‘It is,’ the policeman said.

  ‘I can’t think what brings anybody across the bridge.’

  ‘Duty,’ the policeman said gloomily. ‘I suppose you are passing through.’

  ‘Yes,’ Mr Calloway said.

  ‘I’d have expected over here there’d have been – you know what I mean – life. You read things about Mexico.’

  ‘Oh, life,’ Mr Calloway said. He spoke firmly and precisely, as if to a committee of shareholders. ‘That begins on the other side.’

  ‘You don’t appreciate your own country until you leave it.’

  ‘That’s very true,’ Mr Calloway said. ‘Very true.’

  At first it was difficult not to laugh, and then after a while there didn’t seem to be much to laugh at: an old man imagining all the fine things going on beyond the international bridge. I think he thought of the town opposite as a combination of London and Norfolk – theatres and cocktail bars, a little shooting and a walk round the field at evening with the dog – that miserable imitation of a setter – poking the ditches. He’d never been across, he couldn’t know it was just the same thing over again – even the same layout; only the streets were paved and the hotels had ten more storeys, and life was more expensive, and everything was a little bit cleaner. There wasn’t anything Mr Calloway would have called living – no galleries, no bookshops, just Film Fun and the local paper, and Click and Focus and the tabloids.

  ‘Well,’ said Mr Calloway, ‘I think I’ll take a stroll before lunch. You need an appetite to swallow the food here. I generally go down and look at the bridge about now. Care to come, too?’

  The detective shook his head. ‘No,’ he said, ‘I’m on duty. I’m looking for a fellow.’ And that, of course, gave him away. As far as Mr Calloway could understand, there was only one ‘fellow’ in the world anyone was looking for – his brain had eliminated friends who were seeking their friends, husbands who might be waiting for their wives, all objectives of any search but just the one. The power of elimination was what had made him a financier – he could forget the people behind the shares.

  That was the last we saw of him for a while. We didn’t see him going into the Botica Paris to get his aspirin, or walking back from the bridge with his dog. He simply disappeared, and when he disappeared, people began to talk and the detectives heard the talk. They looked silly enough, and they got busy after the very man they’d been sitting next to in the garden. Then they, too, disappeared. They, as well as Mr Calloway, had gone to the state capital to see the Governor and the Chief of Police, and it must have been an amusing sight there, too, as they bumped into Mr Calloway and sat with him in the waiting-rooms. I suspect Mr Calloway was generally shown in first, for everyone knew he was worth a million. Only in Europe is it possible for a man to be a criminal as well as a rich man.

  Anyway, after about a week the whole pack of them returned by the same train. Mr Calloway travelled Pullman, and the two policemen travelled in the day coach. It was evident that they hadn’t got their extradition order.

  Lucia had left by that time. The car came and went across the bridge. I stood in Mexico and watched her get out at the United States Customs. She wasn’t anything in particular, but she looked beautiful at a distance as she gave me a wave out of the United States and got back into the car. And I suddenly felt sympathy for Mr Calloway, as if there were something over there which you couldn’t find here, and turning round I saw him back on his old beat, with the dog at his heels.

  I said, ‘Good afternoon’, as if it had been all along our habit to greet each other. He looked tired and ill and dusty, and I felt sorry for him – to think of the kind of victory he’d been winning, with so much expenditure of cash and care – the prize this dirty and dreary town, the booths of the money-changers, the awful little beauty parlours with their wicker chairs and sofas looking like the reception rooms of brothels, that hot and stuffy garden by the bandstand.

  He replied gloomily, ‘Good afternoon’, and the dog started to sniff at some ordure and he turned and kicked it with fury, with depression, with despair.

  And at that moment a taxi with the two p
olicemen in it passed us on its way to the bridge. They must have seen that kick; perhaps they were cleverer than I had given them credit for, perhaps they were just sentimental about animals, and thought they’d do a good deed, and the rest happened by accident. But the fact remains – those two pillars of the law set about the stealing of Mr Calloway’s dog.

  He watched them go by. Then he said, ‘Why don’t you go across?’

  ‘It’s cheaper here,’ I said.

  ‘I mean just for an evening. Have a meal at that place we can see at night in the sky. Go to the theatre.’

  ‘There isn’t one.’

  He said angrily, sucking his gold tooth, ‘Well, anyway, get away from here.’ He stared down the hill and up the other side. He couldn’t see that the street climbing up from the bridge contained only the same money-changers’ booths as this one.

  I said, ‘Why don’t you go?’

  He said evasively, ‘Oh – business.’

  I said, ‘It’s only a question of money. You don’t have to pass by the bridge.’

  He said with faint interest, ‘I don’t talk Spanish.’

  ‘There isn’t a soul here,’ I said, ‘who doesn’t talk English.’

  He looked at me with surprise. ‘Is that so?’ he said. ‘Is that so?’

  It’s as I have said; he’d never tried to talk to anyone, and they respected him too much to talk to him – he was worth a million. I don’t know whether I’m glad or sorry that I told him that. If I hadn’t, he might be there now, sitting by the bandstand having his shoes cleaned – alive and suffering.

  Three days later his dog disappeared. I found him looking for it calling softly and shamefacedly between the palms of the garden. He looked embarrassed. He said in a low angry voice, ‘I hate that dog. The beastly mongrel,’ and called ‘Rover, Rover’ in a voice which didn’t carry five yards. He said, ‘I bred setters once. I’d have shot a dog like that.’ It reminded him, I was right, of Norfolk, and he lived in the memory, and he hated it for its imperfection. He was a man without a family and without friends, and his only enemy was that dog. You couldn’t call the law an enemy; you have to be intimate with an enemy.