Don't Rely on Gemini

by Packer, Vin

  The bee circled overhead and made another pass, tickling the cat’s ear with its wings.

  Tiffany Cage hissed and rose on her haunches.

  The bee brushed by her whiskers.

  Tiffany Cage made an outraged swipe at the air.

  The bee persisted, circling, swooping down, buzzing, touching the cat’s fur.

  Tiffany Cage leaped out the car window in a fury.

  For a moment she sat licking her paw comfortingly while her tail flagged behind her; then she gave a surly look around her, and surefootedly stalked slowly toward the woods in a terrible feline rage.

  Asleep on the rock near the woodshed, the rock still warm from the afternoon sun, the blacksnake stirred suddenly. His forked tongue darted rapidly as he raised his head and held it still as a tree twig on a breezeless day. He waited. Warned and sensing something from some movement unnatural to the wind, he dropped with a soft hissing-scrape into the dry leaves beneath the rock.

  His long body rowed the earth, every scale an oar, biting the dirt with the ridges of his body as he sought the deep fissure among the rocks out of which he had wandered.

  The leaves behind him rustled.

  The winding stream of his length contorted to a twisted arrow as he lashed through the grass like a cast lance.

  The cat’s paw pressed him captive to the dust; her fangs found his wiggling neck and lifted him deftly, running with him from the woods, mercilessly refusing to murder him.

  • • •

  She skirted the swimming pool, dancing excitedly through the grass and across the gravel, watching the house for a way to enter.

  She saw the open window and galloped smartly with the blacksnake hanging from her mouth, dragging along the path by the side of the house.

  Tiffany Cage crouched, measured the distance from the ground to the windowsill, then jumped it expertly.

  She paused, and saw a shoulder, leaped and perched atop the shoulder as it was bent over a chair, and deposited her gift across the flesh of a neck.

  A piercing scream frightened the cat, who had never heard that sound from a man.

  Tiffany Cage beat it back to the Buick, leaving the blacksnake behind her.

  Footsteps then, running. The car door opened, closed.

  The woman made the car go.

  CHAPTER 26

  On the Fourth of July, Archie and Dru Gamble made Rum Runners and a barbecue in the Cages’ backyard for Frank and Liddy Gamble.

  Tiffany was there, too, fatter than she’d ever been before as a consequence of Dru Gamble’s obsessive indulgence. She occupied a zebra-striped director’s chair close to the barbecue pit, patiently tolerating the noise around her as she napped between juicy snacks of charcoaled sirloin.

  Night fell and the fireflies flew around twinkling brightly like the blanket of stars overhead, and Liddy got too high to find her Guccis in the grass beneath the hammock, so Dru searched for them while Frank Gamble drew his son aside and once again began, “I hope we’re friends, good friends.”

  “With an astro-twin like I have, I need all the friends I can get,” Archie replied.

  Liddy was lounging in the hammock, waving a Gauloise at the mosquitoes. “Astro-twin, smashtro-twin, so long as you love your mother … and your daddy. Right, Frank?”

  “I’m trying to be serious with my son,” said Frank Gamble. “A man ought to be able to have a heart-to-heart talk with his own son in private.”

  “You said it, Judge Hardy,” said Liddy. Dru asked, “Who’s Judge Hardy?” Archie groaned. “My child bride.”

  “Oh, shut up,” said Dru. “I’m not your bride any more, I’m your wife. I hate all these annoying little funnies about our marriage, and I hate the word ‘judge,’ and I also hate the word ‘lawyer,’ and ‘policeman’—“

  “And wanna bet you don’t miss a day in court when they try Neal?”

  “If I’m alive,” said Dru.

  “That’s right,” Archie said. “Remember what Mrs. Muckermann said.”

  “What’d she say?” Liddy said.

  “She thinks Dru’s doomed,” said Archie.

  “Well,” Frank Gamble said, “the lesson in this whole thing is that astrology’s a lot of bunk. I never doubted it, and I’d be the first to accept it, if it made any sense at all. I’m an Aquarian, after all, and this is supposed to be the great Aquarian age. A lot of very impressive people were Aquarians, I’m told. Franklin Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln, Douglas MacArthur, and Galileo.”

  Liddy said, “I think you’re a lot like Galileo, Frank.”

  “It’s a lot of bunk and I never doubted it,” he said, “but when I heard Archie was getting involved in that special, I told myself oh oh.”

  “Oh oh?” said Liddy. “Oh oh good or oh oh bad?”

  “Oh oh watch out, is what I told myself, because Archie here is inclined to go overboard, get too intense about things. Get an idea in his head and never get it out of his head.”

  “Like the idea he doesn’t love his daddy,” said Liddy. “Here we go again.”

  Frank Gamble said, “No, I’ve said my last word on that subject. We’re good friends now, aren’t we, Archie?”

  “The best. Will you loan me a few thousand, pal?”

  “You’re making more than I make. How much are they paying you for that special?”

  “Ten thow.”

  “Ten thousand dollars for a few months’ work! All that money for a show about a lot of bunk.” “It might surprise you, Dad.”

  “It won’t surprise me, because I won’t watch bunk. Sports is the only thing I watch on the TV. Sports and Huntley and Brinkley.”

  Dru said, “It is going to be fascinating, Father Gamble. The dear Lord knows I’d be the last person to give any support to astrology, but CBS did find these astro-twins who are so much alike it’s as though Mrs. Muckermann invented them.”

  “They’re Aquarians, too,” said Archie. “They can practically finish each other’s sentences they’re so much alike.”

  “You stand there and say that, when the man who’s your astro-twin is an admitted murderer?”

  Dru said, “Please let’s not talk about Neal. I don’t want to talk about Neal.”

  “Then you do think there’s something in all this, ah?” Frank Gamble said.

  “No,” Dru said, “I don’t. That isn’t why I don’t want to talk about him. I was fond of him, that’s why. I still am.”

  “Anyway,” said Archie, “there’s a little something in everything, Dad. There’s something in numerology, phrenology, ESP. It doesn’t work for most people, but for some by God it does. You don’t buy it all, but you don’t turn your back on all of it either.”

  “I do, son. God’s good enough for me.”

  “Are you good enough for Him, though, Frank?” Liddy said. “I’ve made my peace.”

  “And you’re ready to die now? Are you trying to tell me something, old daddy?”

  Dru said, “Here’s your other shoe. Let’s stop talking about death. Please.”

  “Here’s your hat,” said Liddy. “What’s your hurry?”

  “I didn’t mean it that way, Liddy. I don’t want you to go. I hate it when people leave before midnight. What’d we get drunk for, to go to bed?”

  “It helps,” Liddy said.

  Frank Gamble said, “No, we can’t stay. We’ve got to get back while I can still drive.”

  Liddy sat up and put on her shoes. “Scorpio’s rising,” she said.

  Frank Gamble tried to draw Archie aside. He said, “Son, whatever your mother—“

  “I’m Archie’s mother now,” Liddy said, “and I want to go home, Daddy-O.”

  • • •

  Firecrackers exploded over the New York skyline as they approached the George Washington Bridge.

  Liddy handed Frank Gamble two quarters for the toll.

  “Stop trying to tell Archie about it, Frank,” she said. “He doesn’t know about it. Leave it that way.”

  “He might know abo
ut it. His mother was always crying on his shoulder.”

  “Wouldn’t I know if he knew? He was always crying on my shoulder.” “I want him to like me.”

  “He’s not going to like you if you tell him that he was born in the back of a taxi on the way to the hospital.”

  “I keep thinking his mother told him. If she did, I’d like to say something about it. Not just leave it go … His mother never forgave me that, you know. She was humiliated having to go to the hospital by herself that way.”

  “Water over the dam, Frank.”

  “When you get on in years, my darling, you look back at yourself, and some things you did you never forgive yourself for.” “I gather.”

  “I don’t even remember, any more, the name of the lady I was with.”

  “Polly Adler maybe?”

  “But I had a feeling all the while I was with her that something was wrong at home. I finally called. When there was no answer, I telephoned Dr. MacNeice.”

  “Well, you got there, Frank. Don’t be so hard on yourself.”

  “I got there at three-thirty. My son was already crying. I could hear him crying all the way down the hall. It scared the hell out of me, Liddy. I was twenty years old, and I was a father.” He turned onto the bridge. “The nurse went inside and held my son up to the window so I could see him. He was just two hours old. Did you ever see a two-hour-old baby?” He laughed. “He looked like a little—I don’t know.”

  “Gemini?” Liddy said.

  CHAPTER 27

  On May 27, 1927, at one-thirty A.M., the sun was in Gemini. The rising sign was Pisces.

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  The Thrill Kids

  1

  When kids who are still wet behind their ears begin to worship a new god named Violence, then a city must sit up and take notice!

  —From “Delinquency Means Failure,” New York Daily Record editorial

  WHEN THE BIG BLOND BOY stepped out of the shower in the locker room of the City Boys’ Club, a voice yelled, “Hey, Kraut! Leave it on, will you?”

  Naked and dripping wet, he walked through clouds of steam to the benches where the voice came from, and he looked down at a boy bigger than he was, who was sitting there pulling off his socks. Both boys were sixteen; both were tall for their age. Emanuel Pollack, the larger of the two, looked at least seventeen, and his body was more muscular, his voice remarkably deep.

  “What’d you say?” the naked one asked.

  “I said leave it on. I want to duck under for a quick one.”

  “No. I mean, like, what’d you say before that?” “I don’t know,” Manny Pollack said uncertainly. “You want me to tell you what you said before that?” “What’s eating you? All I want is a shower.” “You said Kraut, Manny. You know? Kraut!” “I’m sorry, Flip. I forgot.”

  “Yeah, like—you did forget. Like you didn’t remember at all.”

  Manny Pollack stood up and unbuttoned his undershorts, letting them drop to the locker-room floor. He turned his back on Flip Heine and reached down for a towel. “I said I’m sorry.”

  Heine took him by the shoulder and turned him around. He had to reach up to do it, because Pollack towered over him. He said, “How long you and me known each other, Manny?”

  “Years, I guess. Years. But for the love of Pete, Flip—”

  “And all them years I been telling you I don’t dig the moniker. Right?

  Pollack gave an exasperated sigh, but he did not walk away from Heine. He stood there nervously, waiting. He tried to prevent the inevitable, whatever it would be (it was always different; Flip had a great imagination), by saying, “Look, the kids at school call you that and it’s sort of catching, Flip. I can’t help it if I slip now and then.”

  “School’s out, man,” Heine snapped. “School’s been out a month.”

  A door slammed behind them, and another boy came into the locker room. Through the steam his form could be seen only hazily, as shadow-like he moved past them and stopped a few feet away. Manny glanced at him briefly, but Flip did not flinch. His eyes were still fixed on Manny. They were dark and narrowed and intense.

  “What’re you going to do, Manny, to make me know you’re not going to slip again? Like, don’t you want to do something?”

  “Flip, gee. It’s been a good afternoon. Why spoil it?”

  “You spoiled it, Manny. You hung me up.”

  Pollack looked down at Heine and shuffled his bare feet restlessly. He shook his head. “I don’t want to fight, Flip.”

  “ ‘D I ever touch you, Manny?”

  The newcomer was watching them now. Pollack felt embarrassed and uncomfortable, looking over his shoulder at him and then back at Flip. The steam made the room sweat with moisture.

  Flip never took his eyes from Pollack’s face. He said, “Emanuel Pollack?”

  “W-what?”

  “I’m talking to you. Like, don’t you want to make me know that you’re not going to have any more relapses of the old memory machine, eh?”

  “All right,” Pollack said resignedly.

  “You want to do something, don’t you?”

  “Yes,” Pollack whispered.

  “Speak up, Manny, or I’ll think you’re insincere. You’re not, are you?” “No.” “Say it.”

  “I’m not insincere,” Pollack said. There was a tense silence, and then he added, as he knew he was expected to, “I want to do something.”

  Heine smiled and nodded. “Course you do,” he said. “But what could you do that would show me, Manny? I wonder …” He scratched his head in a burlesque gesture of puzzlement, and finally he told Pollack, “You know only a downright dog would call a good man Kraut. Hmm? Don’t you think only a downright dog would? Like, dogs go crawling around and they don’t know. Wherever dogs go, they don’t know and they go on all fours. Even if they want to take a shower, Manny. Hmmm? Understand?”

  “Yes,” Pollack answered. He hesitated. Behind him and Heine the boy who was watching coughed. Coughed or laughed? Manny did not know. He could hardly breathe in the steamy air. He looked down at Flip and Flip’s eyes were on him. Flip had a cockeyed smile tipping his lips and he raised an eyebrow as if to say, “Well?”

  Quickly, so that the words were jumbled together, but still plain to everyone in the locker room, Manny said, “I want to go on all fours to the shower for you, Flip. May I?”

  “You may, Manny,” Heine answered. “Manny, you may if you really want to.”

  Then as he did it, Heine did not laugh at him, but there was laughter. Laughter, and sudden applause. Before Manny ducked under the water, he heard a strange voice call to Flip, “Infinitely well done, sir! Huzzah!”

  • • •

  Outside the C.B.C. a half hour later, the midafternoon July sun was still hot as Flip Heine stood on the stone steps with his new acquaintance. The traffic on upper Lexington Avenue was sparse. New Yorkers had deserted the city for a week end in the mountains or on the Island. Flip mopped his brow with a clean white handkerchief and glanced at his watch. Although he was thin, his square-cut face was full and ruddy, and his nose was pudgy. Strands of his yellow hair, which he wore in a duck-tail haircut, kept falling across his forehead. He habitually pushed them back with hands that were childlike in their smallness. His lightweight trousers were pegged and pale blue, with high risers and a navy-blue suede belt resting down on his hips. His shoes were suede and navy blue, too, the same color as his silk shirt with the red diamond design on the pocket. The collar of the shirt was turned up slightly. His large brown eyes seemed restless and anxious as he looked expectantly down Lexington Avenue, and when he said anything, he turned his eyes from the boy beside him and talked to the sidewalk or the street. He mumbled his words, and his sentences were thick with the slang of jazz, which he had acquired in the past year, and which he broke into with desperate spontaneity on occasion. Already he respected Bardo Raleigh.

  “You’ll like Wylie real fine,” he said to him. “Him a
nd me and Manny hung around a long time together now. Been in the same classes in school and everything. Wylie works Saturdays till four, for his old man. Ought to be along in a minute now.”

  Bardo was a somewhat short, well-built seventeen-year-old. He had a good stance, which he had proudly perfected in Sandside Military Academy, along with excellent manners, a sullen sort of sophisticated poise, and an unusual skill in the art of fencing. His hair was dark brown and combed back in a neat wave. He was a nice-looking boy, not too handsome, but attractive in a clean-cut way, with regular features and fine light-blue eyes. His smile was particularly winning, for he had good white teeth, straightened to perfection by braces when he was a child. But one seldom saw him smile. Bardo Raleigh believed that “smiling all over the place” was “vulgar.”

  “It somehow is not feasible,” Bardo remarked in his contemplative, detached manner, “that you and your colleague inside would still get along after a performance such as the one I witnessed.”

  “Manny’s O.K.,” Flip answered. “He goofs sometimes.”

  “Pardon me?”

  “You know, man. Like, he shoots his mouth off.” “Peculiar,” Bardo mused, “that he’s so susceptible to sadism.”

  Flip shrugged his shoulders. He did not know exactly what Raleigh meant. He said, “He likes snakes. He has one and everything. One of his own, you know? Keeps it in his room. Man, I mean, who needs it?”

  “Obviously he does,” Bardo commented. “He probably has a psychological complex.”

  “He’ll be along in a minute now,” Flip said, looking back toward the club door and whistling shrilly at it. “Takes him a crazy time to dress,” he added. Again he checked his watch, searching the street afterward for any sign of John Wylie. Flip had suggested to Bardo that he come along with the three of them, and Bardo had said fine, he would, but where were they all bound?

  “The store,” Flip had told him. “Down the street on Ninety-first.”

  “What store?”