Billionaire Boss's Baby

by Roxeanne Rolling

  “Way to shove that in my face,” says my mom.

  “I didn’t mean anything by it,” I say, but I already feel a little bad. I know my mom doesn’t like being retired, but that’s what she had to do. “I didn’t mean that that’s a bad thing. It’s just that the work force and economy has changed a lot in the last couple years.”

  “It’s because all the billionaires are taking all the money,” says my mom.

  I think back to last night and a shiver runs down my spine. “I don’t know if they’re all bad,” I say, thinking of John. An image of his massive cock floods my mind and I can almost taste his cock again. I push the image out of my mind. This isn’t the time or place to be thinking about that. After all, I have to confront him soon enough…possibly.

  “You’re going to be late,” says my mom.

  “Thanks,” I say, checking my phone. I should be leaving now. She’s right.

  At this point, I’m already exhausted from being awake almost all night.

  “See you later,” I say, giving my mom a kiss on the cheek.

  “Hope it goes well,” says my mom, wearing a stony expression on her face.

  “Thanks,” I say, beaming at her. I know that’s the warmest goodbye and congratulations that I’m going to get from her. I’ve just got to take what I can get, I guess. That’s the way life is sometimes.

  I take the subway into work. We live pretty far away from Manhattan, so it’s almost a fifty minute commute with a lot of changing trains in the middle. People on the train look sleepy and depressed. That’s what working all your life will get you, I think to myself. If only I was a billionaire like John.

  Thinking of John, I check my phone again. But still no text or call. It is early, I think to myself.

  I get out of the subway and walk through the crowds of Manhattan to the big building. It looks intimidating standing outside of it. I remember I still haven’t figured out what I’m going to do about John if and when I see him at work—he is my “boss” after all. I take a deep breath, tell myself it’s OK, and head into the job.

  I don’t see John anywhere around, and get the sense that he’s not interacting a lot with the cleaning staff, which makes sense. In fact, we’re far away from most of the other employees. We have our own little place in the basement with washers and dryers. For the first month or so I’m just going to be doing trash dumpster work and manning some of the dryers—folding sheets and stuff like that.

  My immediate boss is a woman in her fifties who’s nice enough but she has a sort of New York edge to her voice. I can tell she’s dealt with a lot of employees in her years, and she’s been working a long, hard time.

  “Do you ever see John?” I suddenly blurt out without thinking about it.

  “John? You mean the plumber? Do you know him? He comes around once in a wile, but he works another building too.”

  “No,” I say, now wishing I hadn’t said anything.

  “Which John?”

  “John Clark.”

  The woman laughs in my face. She actually does.

  I blush again, completely red in the face I’m sure of it.

  “Sorry, honey,” she says. “I just couldn’t help it.”

  “It’s OK,” I say. “I guess a lot of people ask about him? I just saw him in a magazine…”

  “And you thought he was cute, right? Let me tell you, honey, almost every woman here is in love with him. But I doubt you’ll ever see him.”

  “He did my interview,” I say.

  “Oh, he does that sometimes. I remember he interviewed me five years ago when I started here but I must have just seen him at a distance maybe once in all the rest of the years.”

  I nod my head and wish I hadn’t asked the question.

  Suddenly, my phone beeps.

  “No phone time allowed while at work,” says Cindy, my boss, her sternness coming back across her face and in her demeanor.

  “Sorry,” I say. “Won’t happen again.”

  Inside, my mind is racing. Is that John texting me? I’m sure it is. I have a feeling about it already.

  “Time to get to work on those dumpsters,” says Cindy. “You’ll find a pile of cardboard boxes out back. Just break them down and thrown them in the dumpster marked for cardboard.”

  I nod my head, thinking it’s a little strange for me to be breaking down boxes, since I thought that’s what the maintenance guys would be doing. But this isn’t the time to question practices. Not on my first day. Not when I really need the job.

  “Your first check will take an extra week to arrive,” says Cindy, calling out behind me.

  I’m already halfway out the door, a box cutter in one hand, and probably a strained expression on my face.

  “Thanks,” I say, groaning inside all the while. I could really use the money. This means I’m going to have to borrow more money from my mom, and it means I’m going to be another week farther away from getting my own place.

  Outside, it’s a little chilly in the sun.

  I spend at least an hour on the boxes, since the pile is enormous.

  Since I’m so nervous about losing my job, I manage to resist the urge to check my phone during the whole hour.

  Only when I go back in, do I steal myself away to the bathroom for a minute. I lock the stall door behind me in the florescent-lit bathroom that’s clean but not too pleasant, and take out my phone.

  “Can’t wait to see you again,” says the text from John.

  My heart flutters in my chest.

  “I want to see you too,” I write, and press send before thinking that that’s an idiotic thing to write.

  “When can we meet?” says John.

  “I’m at work now,” I say, not mentioning, of course, that I’m working at this very office. I wonder how long I can keep this charade up. What happens if we really start dating, or if we take things a step further? He doesn’t have any idea I’m a lowly cleaner, let alone a cleaner at his own business. Aren’t there rules against dating people in the workplace or something like that?

  “Me too,” says John, adding a frowny face that makes me laugh.

  I get a little excited thinking that John’s in the same building I’m in, albeit many, many floors above where I sit in the basement.

  I check the time on the phone and realize I need to be getting back to work as soon as I can. I doubt Cindy approves of prolonged bathroom breaks, considering her super stern attitude.

  “What about tomorrow?” I write back to John, thinking that I’m going to be really, really tired after my first day of work. As much as I want to see him again, I don’t want to fall asleep on our first real date. I want to make a good impression, which is going to involve borrowing another dress from Janet. I can’t very well show up in my cleaner’s uniform, which I don’t think is flattering in the slightest.

  “I’m actually headed out of town for business tonight,” says John.

  “That’s OK,” I write back. “When will you be back?”

  “One month,” says John, adding a series of frowney faces.

  My heart sinks.

  But I know I can’t do tonight.

  I really, really, really don’t have anything to wear.

  “I’ll wait for you,” I write, without really thinking about it.

  “Nice,” says John. “I thought we had a really special connection…”

  “Me too,” I write back.

  John adds a smiley face. I laugh. I guess I think it’s funny that a billionaire communicates with smiley and frowney faces the way a normal person would.

  “You promise you’ll wait for me?” says John.

  “If you do,” I say.

  “Deal,” says John.

  “I’ve got to go,” I say. “Work calls.”

  Just then, there’s a knock on the door.

  “You in there, new girl?” shouts Cindy, sounding somewhat upset and perturbed.

  “My name’s Sarah,” I call back. “I’ll be right out.”

  I
send John a kissy face and put away my phone, making sure it’s on silent. Well, a month isn’t too bad, I guess. That way I can get settled into my new job, get more set up, and then maybe by the time John gets back, I’ll be able to afford my own dresses and maybe even be on the way to getting my own place. That’s a better way to date a billionaire, I think to myself. But, still, my heart feels a little sunken as I leave the stall and head out of the bathroom.

  Cindy’s stern face greets me.

  “I don’t appreciate that kind of sass,” says Cindy.

  “What do you mean? Telling you my name is sass?”

  “It is in my book, depending on the circumstances. And these circumstances are that you’ve been in the bathroom for a full five minutes.”

  Wow, she’s a tough boss. Had she followed me to the bathroom or something? How did she know how long I’d been in there? I could have sworn I’d been in there only a couple minutes. I guess time flies when you’re talking to John by text on the phone.

  “Won’t happen again,” I say. “I had a stomach problem. Just nervous from it being the first day.”

  “No problem,” says Cindy, sternly. “Just make sure it doesn’t happen again.”

  I briefly wonder what would happen if I showed her the text and told her I was talking with her ultimate boss, John Clark, the head of the whole operation, and that he was fine with me spending as much time in the bathroom as I liked. Of course, that’s a pure fantasy, since I’m going to avoid telling John I work for him for as long as I can. Hopefully forever. Maybe I can get another job, a better job, a real job, like working as a secretary or something. Eventually, I’m headed back to school. And after that the world is going to be my oyster. No one will be able to stop me.

  7

  John

  I put my phone back in my pocket. I don’t really know what it is about that woman from last night but she really drives me crazy. Just texting her has me with a hard on. I just imagine her naked flesh before me, and her mouth around my cock. The way her body moved and jiggled…it was just too perfect. I really don’t know if I can wait another month to see her. But business is business, and I really can’t cancel anything. I’m going to be on the West Coast for four solid weeks of boring meetings. But these boring meetings will also net me another few million that the company could really use right now. It’s not like I’m hurting personally, but the company sometimes goes through little dips and valleys.

  I figure there’s no point in hanging around the office for the rest of the day, so I grab my stuff and head out of the office.

  “John, could I grab you for a second,” says someone off to my right. I turn and look at him and realize it’s Jeff, one of my higher level guys.

  No one in the whole building is supposed to call me Mr. Clark or anything like that, but not everyone has the courage to call me by my first name.

  “I’m headed out, Jeff,” I say. “Won’t be back for a month. Can you make it quick?”

  “It’s just that there’s a problem with this month’s books,” says Jeff.

  “What do you mean?” I say. He suddenly has my attention.

  He pulls a tablet out from somewhere and pulls up some complicated looking charts and graphs.

  I wave my hand dismissively. “I don’t have time for that stuff,” I say. “Just tell me in plane language what the hell’s going on.” I can read the charts better than anyone else, but I like to get my employee’s own perspective. That’s one of the core tenants of my business model.

  “Well,” says Jeff, fumbling for his words. I know he was going to rely on the charts to mitigate the damage of what he’s telling me, but I’m not going to let it happen. “Sales projections aren’t matching actual sales. Stock prices are down as a result.”

  “Why haven’t I noticed anything?” I say. “I check the stocks everyday. They look fine to me.”

  “They’re fine in the sense that the numbers are OK, but the volume of trading has gone down significantly.”

  I’m on top of all the numbers for the company. Nothing gets by me. “I check those too,” I say.

  “They’re down compared to the projections that are new team came up with last month.”

  “Well maybe your new team is wrong,” I say. “I don’t have time for this now, Jeff.”

  I’m getting a little annoyed. It’s not like I have anywhere to go exactly. I’m in no hurry. But I just don’t like it when my employees try to but in and tell me everything is horrible. I mean, hell, when I started out things really were horrible and no one in the world thought I’d make a single cent. But I just chose to put on my blinders and work, work, and work. And that’s what worked. And that’s what’s going to work for me again.

  “Can I send you the numbers?” says Jeff. “Maybe you’ll see… It’s just that I’m worried…”

  “Fine,” I say. “Send me the numbers.”

  “Alright,” says Jeff. “Hey, have a good trip.” He adds this last part in a more friendly tone. When we’re not talking business, Jeff and I can actually be somewhat buddy-buddy, although I make sure to show him where his place is, and he makes sure to acknowledge that I’m the boss. That doesn’t mean we can chat a little bit here and there and joke around. We’ve even enjoyed a couple beers together once in a while after work.

  “Thanks,” I say. “Enjoy your time here in the office.” Jeff is used to the occasional sarcastic remarks and I know he can take them in good humor without filling out a grudge report against me or something with the personnel department. Not that many would dare do that with me anyway.

  “Oh,” says Jeff, a weird grin on his face. “I will. I will, for sure.”

  “What makes you suddenly so excited about work?” I say. “I know you too well. You’d rather be out on your boat than stuck here in the office. You know you don’t have to bullshit me, Jeff.”

  “It’s this new girl in cleaning,” says Jeff. “Have you seen her? She’s probably the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Honestly it looks like she stepped out of a centerfold of a magazine or something. She’s that hot… Man, I’m headed down to the basement after lunch just to see if I can catch a glimpse of her. I saw her breaking down cardboard outside…”

  “Hot new cleaning girl?” I say, slowly, my mind working over on itself. Something about that sounds familiar.

  “Yeah, did you see her?”

  “I don’t know,” I say. “I must have, since I do an interview with everyone.”

  “Well you made a good decision,” says Jeff. “I can’t believe you don’t remember her though.”

  Something about his words rings a bell… the hottest woman I’ve ever seen in my life was Sarah. And she had seemed so familiar. Suddenly her image flashes across my mind, but it’s not the image from last night. It’s the image from yesterday when she was in my office, and I was interviewing her.

  I slap myself on the forehead, completely dumbstruck.

  How the hell did I not realize it was her?

  Sure, she had looked hot in the interview. But she had shown a difference side of herself in the Hamptons, all decked out in that dress and the jewelry. She had really looked even beyond incredible.

  Then again, she hadn’t looked bad in the interview.

  I wonder if that’s what she had kept trying to tell me, when everyone was interrupting her?

  I don’t know what to think at first. A thousand possibilities are running through my mind being deceived, workplace romance laws, and a thousand other horribly boring possibilities.

  But, finally, I laugh.

  I laugh and I can’t stop laughing.

  So the woman who charmed the hell out of me was a cleaning woman I had just hired that same day. We were both in the Hamptons by pure chance and I thought she was some other rich person or a celebrity at the very least…

  “What’s so funny?” says Jeff, looking at me with a strange look. “You seen her then?”

  “Nope,” I say, shaking my head. “Haven’t seen
her. See you later, Jeff. Have a good month.”

  I leave Jeff there with a puzzled expression on his face.

  As I walk away, I pull out my phone which has access to the entire employee database and pull up Sarah’s name. Sure enough, Sarah Dumphrey, a recently hired cleaner is listed along with a picture in which she looks surprisingly good. I say surprisingly because no one looks good in the employee photos. I make a mental note to get some tech guy to fix that.

  I’m laughing to myself all the way down the elevator.

  I take the elevator all the way down to the basement and get off at the cleaning area.

  There she is, looking incredibly beautiful. Her waste tapers. Her hair flows. Her eyes shine. She’s busy working on something, and doesn’t see me for a moment.

  A horrible woman, Cindy or Cynthia, or something, is standing there, lecturing her somewhat meanly.

  “Howdy,” I say, walking up to the two of them.

  “Mr. Clark,” says Cindy, almost dropping her clipboard and pencil. “I never see you all the way down here.”

  “I just wanted to stop and say hello to Sarah,” I say.

  “Hi,” says Sarah, looking completely dumbstruck.

  I lean in to Sarah’s ear. “I didn’t recognize you last night, but you couldn’t have thought that would last forever, right?”

  Sarah wears a puzzled expression on her face as I pull away from her. I let my cheek graze her cheek as I do so.

  “I don’t care though,” I say, loud enough for both to here, knowing that what I’m saying won’t make any sense to Cindy. “It’s totally fine with me.”

  Sarah glows as I say this, smiling at me.

  “Well,” I say. “I’d better be going. I’m headed out for a moment. I want you to treat this young lady with the utmost respect, Cindy. She’s a special friend, and I don’t want her to have to do all the dirty jobs like all the other employees. Go easy on her, OK?”

  Cindy nods her head, obviously confused.

  “See you soon, Sarah,” I say, winking at her as I walk away.

  Before I walk away, I point over Cindy’s shoulder and say, “Hey, what’s that?”

  Cindy turns and I use the opportunity to slap Sarah’s ass.