Cop Hater

by Ed McBain

  "You fellows here on business?" Harry asked.

  "Why?" Bush said. "You got any for us?"

  "No, I was just wonderin'. I mean, it ain't often we get the bu ... it ain't often a detective drops by," Harry said.

  "That's because you run such a clean establishment," Bush said.

  "Ain't none cleaner on Culver."

  "Not since they ripped your phone booth out," Bush said.

  "Yeah, well, we were gettin' too many phone calls."

  "You were taking too many bets," Bush said, his voice even. He picked up the glass of beer, dipped his upper lip into the foam, and then downed it.

  "No, no kiddin'," Harry said. He did not like to think of the close call he'd had with that damn phone booth and the State Attorney's Commission. "You fellows lookin' for somebody?"

  "Kind of quiet tonight," Carella said.

  Harry smiled, and a gold tooth flashed at the front of his mouth. "Oh, always quiet in here, fellows, you know that."

  "Sure," Carella said, nodding. "Danny Gimp drop in?"

  "No, haven't seen him tonight. Why? What's up?"

  "That's good beer," Bush said.

  "Like another?"

  "No, thanks."

  "Say, are you sure nothing's wrong?" Harry asked.

  "What's with you, Harry? Somebody do something wrong here?" Carella asked.

  "What? No, hey no, I hope I didn't give you that impression. It's just kind of strange, you fellows dropping in. I mean, we haven't had any trouble here or anything."

  "Well, that's good," Carella said. "See anybody with a gun lately?"

  "A gun?"

  "Yeah."

  "What kind of a gun?"

  "What kind did you see?"

  "I didn't see any kind." Harry was sweating. He drew a beer for himself and drank it hastily.

  "None of the young punks in with zip guns or anything?" Bush asked quietly.

  "Oh, well zip guns," Harry said, wiping the foam from his lip, "I mean, you see them all the time."

  "And nothing bigger?"

  "Bigger like what? Like you mean a .32 or a .38?"

  "Like we mean a .45," Carella said.

  "The last .45 I seen in here," Harry said, thinking, "was away back in . . ." He shook his head. "No, that wouldn't help you. What happened? Somebody get shot?"

  "Away back when?" Bush asked.

  "Fifty, fifty-one, it must've been. Kid discharged from the Army. Come in here wavin' a .45 around. He was lookin' for trouble, all right, that kid. Dooley busted it up. You remember Dooley? He used to have this beat before he got transferred out to another precinct. Nice kid. Always used to stop by and..."

  "He still live in the neighborhood?" Bush asked.

  "Huh? Who?"

  "The guy who was in here waving the .45 around."

  "Oh, him." Harry's brows swooped down over his eyes. "Why?"

  "I'm asking you," Bush said. "Does he or doesn't he?"

  "Yeah. I guess. Why?"

  "Where?"

  "Listen," Harry said, "I don't want to get nobody in trouble."

  "You're not getting anybody in trouble," Bush said. "Does this guy still own the .45?"

  "I don't know."

  "What happened that night? When Dooley busted it up."

  "Nothing. The kid had a load on. You know, just out of the Army, like that."

  "Like what?"

  "Like he was wavin' the gun around. I don't even think it was loaded. I think the barrel was leaded."

  "Are you sure it was?"

  "Well, no."

  "Did Dooley take the gun away from him?"

  "Well . . ." Harry paused and mopped his brow. "Well, I don't think Dooley even saw the gun."

  "If he busted it up ..."

  "Well," Harry said, "one of the fellows saw Dooley comin' down the street, and they kind of calmed the kid down and got him out of here."

  "Before Dooley came in?"

  "Well, yeah. Yeah."

  "And the kid took the gun with him when he left?"

  "Yeah," Harry said. "Look, I didn't want no trouble in my place, you follow?"

  "I follow," Bush said. "Where does he live?"

  Harry blinked his eyes. He looked down at the bar top.

  "Where?" Bush repeated.

  "On Culver."

  "Where on Culver?"

  'The house on the corner of Culver and Mason. Look, fellows ..."

  "This guy mention anything about not liking cops?" Carella asked.

  "No, no," Harry said. "He's a fine boy. He just had a couple of sheets to the wind that night, that's all."

  "You know Mike Reardon?"

  "Oh, sure," Harry said.

  "This kid know Mike?"

  "Well, I can't say as I know. Look, the kid was just squiffed that night, that's all"

  "What's his name?"

  "Look, he was only tanked up, that's all. Hell, it was away back in 1950."

  "What's his name?"

  "Frank. Frank Clarke. With an 'e'."

  "What do you think, Steve?" Bush asked Carella.

  Carella shrugged. "It came too easy. It's never good when it comes that easy."

  "Let's check it, anyway," Bush said.

  Chapter FOUR

  there are smells inside a tenement, and they are not only the smell of cabbage. The smell of cabbage, to many, is and always will be a good wholesome smell and there are many who resent the steady propaganda which links cabbage with poverty.

  The smell inside a tenement is the smell of life.

  It is the smell of every function of life, the sweating, the cooking, the elimination, the breeding. It is all these smells and they are wedded into one gigantic smell which hits the nostrils the moment you enter the downstairs doorway. For the smell has been inside the building for decades. It has seeped through the floorboards and permeated the walls. It clings to the banister and the linoleum covered steps. It crouches in corners and it hovers about the naked light bulbs on each landing. The smell is always there, day and night. It is the stench of living, and it never sees the light of day, and it never sees the crisp brittleness of starlight.

  It was there on the morning of July 24th at 3:00 A.M. It was there in full force because the heat of the day had baked it into the walls. It hit Carella as he and Bush entered the building. He snorted through his nostrils and then struck a match and held it to the mailboxes.

  "There it is," Bush said. "Clarke. 3B."

  Carella shook out the match and they walked toward the steps. The garbage cans were in for the night, stacked on the ground floor landing behind the steps. Their aroma joined the other smells to clash in a medley of putridity. The building slept, but the smells were awake. On the second floor, a man—or a woman—snored loudly. On each door, close to the floor, the circular trap for a milk bottle lock hung despondently, awaiting the milkman's arrival. On one of the doors hung a plaque, and the plaque read IN GOD WE TRUST. And behind that door, there was undoubtedly the

  unbending steel bar of a police lock, embedded in the floor and tilted to lean against the door.

  Carella and Bush labored up to the third floor. The light bulb on the third floor landing was out Bush struck a match.

  "Down the hall there."

  "You want to do this up big?" Carella asked.

  "He's got a .45 in there, hasn't he?"

  "Still."

  "What the hell, my wife doesn't need my insurance money." Bush said.

  They walked to the door and flanked it. They drew their service revolvers with nonchalance. Carella didn't for a moment believe he'd need his gun, but caution never hurt. He drew back his left hand and knocked on the door.

  "Probably asleep," Bush said.

  "Betokens a clear conscience," Carella answered. He knocked again.

  "Who is it?" a voice answered.

  "Police. Want to open up?"

  "Oh, for Christ's sake," the voice mumbled. "Just a minute."

  "We won't need these," Bush said. He holstered his gun, and Carell
a followed suit. From within the apartment, they could hear bed springs creaking, and then a woman's voice asking, "What is it?" They heard footsteps approaching the door, and then someone fumbled with the police lock on the inside, and the heavy steel bar clattered when it was dropped to the floor. The door opened a crack.

  "What do you want?" the voice said.

  "Police. We'd like to ask you a few questions."

  "At this time of the morning? Jesus Christ, can't it wait?"

  "Afraid it can't."

  "Well, what's the matter? There a burglar in the building?"

  "No. We'd just like to ask you some questions. You're Frank Clarke, aren't you?"

  "Yeah." Clarke paused. "Let me see your badge."

  Carella reached into his pocket for the leather case to which his shield was pinned. He held it up to the crack in the door.

  "I can't see nothing," Clarke said. "Just a minute."

  "Who is it?" the woman asked.

  "The cops," Clarke mumbled. He stepped away from the door, and then a light flashed inside the apartment. He came back to the door. Carella held up the badge again.

  "Yeah, okay," Clarke said. "What do you want?"

  "You own a .45, Clarke?"

  "What?"

  "A .45. Do you own one?"

  "Jesus, is that what you want to know? Is that what you come banging on the door for in the middle of the night? Ain't you guys got any sense at all? I got to go to work in the morning."

  "Do you have a .45, or don't you?"

  "Who said I had one?"

  "Never mind who. How about it?"

  "Why do you want to know? I been here all night."

  "Anybody to swear for that?"

  Clarke's voice lowered. "Hey, look, fellows, I got somebody with me, you know what I mean? Look, give me a break, will you?"

  "What about the gun?"

  "Yeah, I got one."

  "A .45?"

  "Yeah. Yeah, it's a .45."

  "Mind if we take a look at it?"

  "What for? I've got a permit for it."

  "We'd like to look at it anyway."

  "Hey, look, what the hell kind of a routine is this, anyway? I told you I got a permit for the gun. What did I do wrong? Whattya want from me, anyway?"

  "We want to see the .45," Bush said. "Get it."

  "You got a search warrant?" Clarke asked.

  "Never mind the crap," Bush said. "Get the gun."

  "You can't come in here without a search warrant. And you can't bulldoze me into gettin' the gun, either. I don't want to get that gun, then you can whistle."

  "How old's the girl in there?" Bush asked.

  "What?"

  "You heard me. Wake up, Clarke!"

  "She's 21, and you're barkin' up the wrong tree," Clarke said. "We're engaged."

  From down the hall, someone shouted, "Hey, shut up, will-ya? For Christ's sake! Go down to the poolroom, you want to talk!"

  "How about letting us in, Clarke?" Carella asked gently. "We're waking your neighbors."

  "I don't have to let you in noplace. Go get a search warrant."

  "I know you don't, Clarke. But a cop's been killed, and he was killed with a .45, and if I were you I wouldn't play this so goddamn cosy. Now how about opening that door and showing us you're clean? How about it, Clarke?"

  "A cop? Jesus, a cop! Jesus, why didn't you say so? Just a ... just a minute, willya? Just a minute." He moved away from the door. Carella could hear him talking to the woman, and he could hear the woman's whispered answer. Clarke came back to the door and took off the night chain. "Come on in," he said.

  There were dishes stacked in the kitchen sink. The kitchen was a six-by-eight rectangle, and adjoining that was the bedroom. The girl stood in the bedroom doorway. She was a short blonde, somewhat dumpy. She wore a man's bathrobe. Her eyes were puffed with sleep, and she wore no makeup. She blinked her eyes and stared at Carella and Bush as they moved into the kitchen.

  Clarke was a short man with bushy black brows and brown eyes. His nose was long, broken sharply in the middle. His lips were thick, and he needed a shave badly. He was wearing pajama pants and nothing else. He stood bare-chested and bare-footed in the glare of the kitchen light. The water tap dripped its tattoo onto the dirty dishes in the sink.

  "Let's see the gun," Bush said.

  "I got a permit for it," Clarke answered. "Okay if I smoke?"

  "It's your apartment."

  "Gladys," Clarke said, "there's a pack on the dresser. Bring some matches, too, willya?" The girl moved into the darkness of the bedroom, and Clarke whispered, "You guys sure picked a hell of a time to come calling, all right." He tried to smile, but neither Carella or Bush seemed amused, and so he dropped it instantly. The girl came back with the package of cigarettes. She hung one on her lip, and then handed the pack to Clarke. He lighted his own cigarette and then handed the matches to the blonde.

  "What kind of a permit?" Carella asked. "Carry or premises?"

  "Carry," Clarke said.

  "How come?"

  "Well, it used to be premises. I registered the gun when I got out of the Army. It was a gift," he said quickly, "From my captain."

  "Go ahead."

  "So I got a premises permit when I was discharged. That's the law, ain't it?"

  "You're telling the story," Bush said.

  "Well, that's the way I understood it. Either that, or I had to get the barrel leaded up. I don't remember. Anyway, I got the permit."

  '7s the barrel leaded?"

  "Hell, no. What do I need a permit for a dead gun for? I had this premises permit, and then I got a job with a jeweler, you know? Like I had to make a lot of valuable deliveries, things like that. So I had it changed to a carry permit."

  "When was this?"

  "Couple of months back."

  "Which jeweler do you work for?"

  "I quit that job," Clarke said.

  "All right, get the gun. And get the permit, too, while you're at it."

  "Sure," Clarke said. He went to the sink, held his cigarette under the dripping tap, and then dropped the soggy butt in with the dishes. He walked past the girl and into the bedroom.

  "This is some time of night to be asking questions," the girl said angrily.

  "We're sorry, Miss," Carella said.

  "Yeah, I'll bet you are."

  "We didn't mean to disturb your beauty sleep," Bush said nastily.

  The girl raised one eyebrow. "Then why did you?" She blew out a cloud of smoke, the way she had seen movie sirens do. Clarke came back into the room holding the .45. Bush's hand moved imperceptibly toward his right hip and the holster there.

  "Put it on the table," Carella said.

  Clarke put the gun on the table.

  "Is it loaded?" Carella asked.

  "I think so."

  "Don't you know?"

  "I ain't even looked at the thing since I quit that job."

  Carella draped a handkerchief over his spread fingers and picked up the gun. He slid the magazine out. "It"s loaded, all right," he said. Quickly, he sniffed the barrel.

  "You don't have to smell," Clarke said. "It ain't been fired since I got out of the Army."

  "It came close once, though, didn't it?"

  "Huh?"

  "That night in The Shamrock."

  "Oh, that," Clarke said. "Is that why you're here? Hell, I was looped that night. I didn't mean no harm."

  Carella slammed the magazine back into place. "Where's the permit, Clarke?"

  "Oh, yeah. I looked around in there. I couldn't find it."

  "You're sure you've got one?"

  "Yeah, I'm sure. I just can't find it."

  "You'd better take another look. A good one, this time."

  "I did take a good look. I can't find it. Look, I got a permit. You can check on it. I wouldn't kid you. Who was the cop got killed?"

  "Want to take another look for that permit?"

  "I already told you, I can't find it. Look, I got one."

  "You ha
d one, pal," Carella said. "You just lost it"

  "Huh? What? What'd you say?"

  "When a cop asks you for your permit, you produce it or you lose it."

  "Well, Jesus, I just misplaced it temporarily. Look, you can check all this. I mean . . . look, what's the matter with you guys, anyway? I didn't do nothing. I been here all night. You can ask Gladys. Ain't that right, Gladys?"

  "He's been here all night," Gladys said.

  "We're taking the gun," Carella said. "Give him a receipt for it, Hank."

  "That ain't been fired in years," Clarke said. "You'll see. And you check on that permit. I got one. You check on it."

  "We'll let you know," Carella said. "You weren't planning On leaving the city, were you?"

  "What?"

  "You weren't plann ..."

  "Hell, no. Where would I go?"

  "Back to sleep is as good a place as any," the blonde said.

  Chapter FIVE

  the pistol permit was on Steve Carella's desk when he reported for work at 4:00 P.M. on the afternoon of July 24th. He had worked until eight in the morning, gone home for six hours sleep, and was back at his desk now, looking a little bleary-eyed but otherwise none the worse for wear.

  The heat had persisted all day long, a heavy yellow blanket that smothered the city in its wooly grip. Carella did not like the heat. He had never liked Summer, even as a kid, and now that he was an adult and a cop, the only memorable characteristic Summer seemed to have was that it made dead bodies stink quicker.

  He loosened his collar the instant he entered the squad room, and when he got to his desk, he rolled up his sleeves, and then picked up the pistol permit.

  Quickly, he scanned the printed form:

  PISTOL LICENSE APPLICATION

  I Hereby Apply for License to

  Carry a Revolver or Pistol upon my person or

  Possession on premises: 37-12 Culver Avenue

  For the following reasons: Make deliveries for jewelry firm.

  Clarke Francis D. 37-12 Culver Ave.

  There was more, a lot more, but it didn't interest Carella. Clarke had indeed owned a pistol permit—but that didn't mean he hadn't used the pistol on a cop named Mike Reardon.

  Carella shoved the permit to one side of his desk, glanced at his watch, and then reached for the phone automatically. Quickly, he dialed Bush's home number and then waited, his hand sweating on the receiver. The phone rang six times, and then a woman's voice said, "Hello?"