The Downside of Being Up

by Alan Sitomer

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  With great appreciation to the incomparable Al Zuckerman, who supported this project from the moment it “popped up,” and the fantastic Stacey Barney, who has now endured—and unintentionally created—more penis puns than any editor should ever have to endure . . . and done so with a smile at every juncture of the journey.

  ALSO BY ALAN LAWRENCE SITOMER

  Nerd Girls

  The Secret Story of Sonia Rodriguez

  Homeboyz

  Hip-Hop High School

  The Hoopster