Fourpenny Flyer

by Beryl Kingston

  ‘We should use the same method upon other routes. A sound enough argument in all conscience. Howsomever we en’t the only newsagents nowadays. We may have the monopoly in London, Johnnie, but in the provinces there’s competition a-plenty. How do ’ee propose to deal with that, eh?’

  ‘By timing,’ he said. ‘That is how it could be done. Sometimes the local shops are first with the news and sometimes we are. If we could make certain that we were always first, then we would be the first shop that local people would visit, come what may.’

  She cocked her head towards him, alert and listening and dark-eyed like a robin. ‘A matter we en’t like to control, surely?’

  ‘Ah but we could, Mama. It is simply a question of how we use the coaches. That is all. At present we do what everyone else does. We despatch our papers as though they were passengers. Those for York travel on the York stage, those for Norwich on the Norwich stage, and so on.’

  ‘How else?’

  ‘Why from stage to stage Mama, without rest. Passengers must pause for rest and refreshment, but why should our papers wait with them? They have no need of either.’

  ‘’Twould take a deal of organization,’ his mother said thoughtfully.

  It was a moment of such pride. Such triumph. ‘It is already done, Mama!’

  Her dark eyes gleamed. ‘For York and Norwich?’ she teased.

  ‘For every town we serve.’ He was grinning like an idiot, his pleasure was so intense.

  ‘Indeed?’ Still teasing, for she knew it was likely. Whatever else she might think of this brooding son of hers, his intelligence had never been in question.

  ‘I have been working upon such a scheme for – for rather a long time.’ It was actually more than three years, and he’d enjoyed every minute of it, for mathematical calculations were the only solace when he was lonely. And being so shy he was often very lonely.

  ‘I would like to see your conclusions.’

  ‘My notebooks are upstairs,’ he offered hopefully. ‘You could see them now if you had a mind to.’

  But Billy was already leaping down the stairs two at a time, the way he always did when he was excited. He was spruced and ready for the rest of the evening. Delay was impossible.

  The rhythm of his descent ended with the thud and scuffle of landing, and presently his disembodied face peered at them through the half-light and the half-open door. The bottle green of his coat merged with the bottle green shadows of the room, but the white linen of his neckcloth was clearly visible, arranged in such thick folds underneath his chin that it looked as though it was propping up his head. His bulbous forehead was noticeable, too, gleaming like mother-of-pearl in the light of the last two candles his mother had left burning in the sconces beside the door.

  ‘Oh come on, Johnnie,’ he reproached. ‘Ain’t you ready yet? We shall be late if you don’t look sharp. It’s the opening quadrille in less than ten minutes, you know. Can’t miss that.’

  John would have been more than happy to miss the entire ball but, as always, his mother gave him no chance to demur or even comment.

  ‘Quite right, Billy,’ she said, dusting the palms of her hands against each other, swish, swish, the way she always did. Conversation over, ball begun in an instant: swish, swish. ‘I will see your notebooks first thing tomorrow morning, Johnnie.’

  And so the ball had to be faced. There was nothing else for it. Now I shall be trodden into the ground, he thought, wryly, as he followed his family across the square. The ladies of Bury all had such enormous feet, and wine seemed to deprive them of their sense of direction. Still, at least it was in the Athenaeum.

  John Easter liked the Athenaeum. It was such a proper building, designed according to strict classical principles in two neat storeys, its tall windows perfectly balanced, three on either side of the entrance and three on either side of the balcony, a dependable, pristine building, painted white and maintaining perfect poise despite the slope of the hillside on which it stood. If only they weren’t holding a ball there he could have enjoyed it very much.

  I shall stay beside Cosmo Teshmaker all evening, he decided, for Mr Teshmaker had a club foot and although he walked extremely well, with an odd gliding grace, he would hardly be able to dance. Yes, yes, that is what I will do. And he followed the lawyer into the ballroom and the sudden dazzle of the chandeliers.

  The room was already buzzing with people, all dressed in their very best, the gentlemen red-faced with drink and gallantry, the ladies powdered and perfumed and twittering. John’s heart contracted with alarm at the sound of them, for they were already gossiping, or fishing for compliments – which they manifestly didn’t deserve – or hitting people with their fans, or giggling about nothing. How could he possibly make conversation if he were introduced to any of them?

  There were three in the far corner tossing their heads about like trees in a storm. And what heads! The coiffeurs must have been working all day to produce such complications. The tallest of the three had ringlets dangling beside her cheeks, plaits circling her ears and two stiff plumes of hair standing up above her forehead as though they’d been stuck there with glue. And her dress was almost as complicated as her hair, with a lace collar about her neck and at least three different kinds of sleeve, worn one on top of the next, and so many frills and flounces about the hem of her skirt that she looked like a wooden spinning top, particularly as she was moving with a similar speed and motion. Her two companions were similar creatures, and they were all making such a noise, like a flock of starlings. How could he manage conversation with ladies like that?

  He was just wondering whether he could lead Mr Teshmaker into a quiet corner to discuss business when he saw his brother Billy approaching the shortest of the ladies, and bowing and grinning at her for all the world as if he were asking her to dance. Oh surely not! Passing the necessary pleasantries, that was what he’d be doing. But no, the shortest one was handing him her card, ringlets bobbing. And he was writing in it. Oh my goodness! Now I shall have to endure an introduction. I don’t see how I can avoid it. I’ll wager their feet are gargantuan.

  ‘An uncommon pretty trio,’ Mr Teshmaker said. ‘Are they known to you?’

  ‘Why no,’ John said. ‘Although I fear they soon will be. Billy seems to know ’em.’

  ‘Then perhaps I may prevail upon your brother for an introduction,’ Mr Teshmaker said.

  ‘Do you intend to dance, sir?’

  ‘Why yes, indeed,’ Mr Teshmaker said. ‘As often as I may and as there are young ladies who will agree to partner me.’

  It was a blow. Really quite a severe blow, for what excuse for not dancing could he now find?

  ‘I had hoped to talk business to ’ee,’ he said.

  ‘And so you shall, Mr John,’ the lawyer said as he began to glide away, ‘so you shall, there being plenty to talk about.’ And he was gone into the vociferous crowd, heading towards Billy and the spinning top.

  Not for the first time in his life, John wished that he had the power to shrink away to nothing. He felt so conspicuous left alone among so many people. He looked for his mother, but she was dancing with the mayor, for his sister, but she was dancing with her husband, James, for Billy, but he was leaping round the spinning top. He was just beginning to hope that he could creep out while nobody was looking when he saw his mother’s next-door neighbour bearing down upon him, old eyes glinting. Miss Amelia Pettie who was so ancient she creaked when she moved and wore the most dreadful false curls made of yellow horsehair and, what was even worse, would insist on matchmaking all the time. He and Billy looked upon her as a joke, and now here she was, seizing him by the arm with her tatty old fan raised ready to whack him.

  ‘La, you bad boy, John Easter,’ she said, ‘hiding yourself away I do declare. What would your dear mother say?’

  ‘No, no, Miss Pettie,’ he stuttered. ‘I do assure you …’

  ‘You should be dancing, my dear, with all the other young things,’ the old lady insisted, tugging at h
er curls. ‘Where’s the point in a victory ball, eh, if the young don’t enjoy it? That’s what I should like to know. Where’s the point?’

  ‘Oh I do enjoy it,’ he said. ‘I’ve a score of dances booked already.’

  ‘Oh you bad wicked boy!’ she chortled. ‘Let me see your card, do, for I long to know who they are.’ And before he could stop her she had taken his card from his pocket and opened it wide.

  It’s emptiness fairly screamed up at them.

  ‘Why John, what is this?’ the old lady said, and she gave both sets of curls another tug in her agitation. ‘You must not be shy, my dear. Oh indeed, you must not. We can’t have our dear John a wallflower. ’Twon’t do at all. Now come, look around you and tell me which of these delightful young ladies you would like to meet. I will arrange an introduction. You have only to say the word.’

  Caught! Trapped! How could he escape? He looked around him frantically at the tumult in the hall, at gloved hands gesticulating and dancing pumps bounding, at muslins flowing like gossip and gauzes drifting like dreams, at scores of fans fluttering and tapping, at hundreds of curls bobbing like coiled springs, at eyes unnaturally bright and cheeks flushed by wine and rouge, and his heart beat more painfully because he’d been caught out in a lie, and she was putting pressure on him that he couldn’t resist, and he couldn’t see a single lady he could bear to talk to, let alone dance with.

  ‘You are very kind, Miss Pettie,’ he murmured, swallowing with difficulty because his mouth had suddenly grown dry. ‘Howsomever, I do not …’

  ‘Tush!’ Miss Pettie said, thwacking him on the forearm with her fan. ‘Now look ’ee there. Ain’t that a pretty creature?’ And she actually used her awful fan to point at some poor young lady, as though she were buying a sheep at the market.

  He was so embarrassed he didn’t know where to put himself, but the old lady insisted, shaking his arm and bouncing those awful false curls. ‘Look my dear, look there.’ And in the end he had to obey her, because people were beginning to look at them.

  There was a slender girl standing perfectly still beside the staircase, her hands clasped before her, her features composed, as pale and motionless as a candle. She was dressed entirely in white, in a simple gown made of some soft material which was probably lawn, he thought, for it swathed the gentle curves of her bosom so modestly, and its long skirt hung in soft folds in the best classical tradition. Her skin was as pale as alabaster, her eyes deep blue, and her hair was so very fair it looked silver in the candlelight, straight, neat, light hair, parted in the centre and drawn back into a modest topknot on the crown of her head. Her simplicity and stillness were quite dramatic in the hubbub around her, among the frills and furbelows and the ringlets and braids. ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘She is uncommon pretty.’

  ‘Such good fortune,’ Miss Pettie was saying. ‘She belongs to my church, you know. I brought her to the ball myself, along with little Miss Turnkey and the two Miss Browns. You must meet her, my dear.’

  She was dragging him by the arm, trotting through the crowd towards the girl. ‘Miss Pettie,’ he begged, ‘pray do walk a little more slowly. I cannot keep pace with you.’ It was intolerable to be dragged about like a sack of washing and he really didn’t want to meet any of these young ladies at all, not even a nice, quiet, pretty one.

  But he was wasting his breath. Miss Pettie had caught the scent of a match and nothing and no one could deflect her now.

  So that was how Mr John Henry Easter found himself dancing the minuet with Miss Harriet Sowerby and, although he would never have admitted it to Miss Pettie, it was really quite a pleasant experience. She was so light on her feet and so very slender that to dance with her was like dancing with a shadow. And she was extremely shy, even worse than he was, ducking her head whenever he spoke to her and blushing. But faintly, of course, for like everything else about her, even her blush was subdued, being the faintest trace of apricot pink that spread across her pale cheeks and rose from the warm folds of her gown into the translucent skin of her throat. He had never seen another young lady quite like her, and at the end of the minuet he asked if he might be allowed to dance with her again, adding, ‘If you have any to spare, that is,’ in case he seemed too eager.

  She took her card from the reticule dangling on her arm and fumbled with it nervously. Her gloves were too large and clumsy for her hands, so he bent forward as if to help her and saw with a pang of pity and fellow feeling underneath its fine gilt heading, ‘Grand Subscription Ball, Saturday May 18th, 1814’, the card was almost unmarked.

  ‘I – it is – I mean –’ she stuttered, folding both hands across the card as if to protect it. And there was that blush again and that soft lower lip was held down by two charmingly crooked white teeth.

  He rushed to reassure her, opening his own card and holding it up for her to see. ‘I have always found these occasions impossible,’ he confided. ‘I never know what to say, you see, and most of the young ladies here are such teases. They rag me all the time.’ And then he realized that he might have gone too far and that what he was saying could easily be misconstrued as criticism. ‘I do not find fault, you understand,’ he said.

  ‘I do not like being teased either, Mr Easter,’ she confessed. ‘It makes me blush.’ And she blushed to confess it.

  ‘If you will allow me the honour of the next dance,’ he said, feeling marvellously gallant, ‘I promise I will not tease you.’

  So she allowed him the honour of the next dance, and the next and as many more as Miss Pettie and propriety permitted. And they told one another how splendid it was that the long war was over at last, and she confessed that she had always been afraid of the dark in case the French had invaded and were lurking just around the corner, and he told her that dark nights could be uncommon beautiful, ‘all by yourself with only the stars for company’. And for a brief moment he wondered whether he might ask her to take a turn about the square in the darkness of this particular night, and thought better of it because it would have seemed presumptuous, and in any case the square was full of stalls.

  But it was time for the first interval and refreshments, so the offer wasn’t made and they went in to supper together instead.

  ‘This is my very first ball,’ Harriet confessed.

  ‘Then may it be the first of many.’

  ‘I never ever thought I would dance in the Athenaeum,’ she said, as they walked up the grand staircase together. ‘I’ve dreamed of it often enough, but I never thought my dream would come true.’

  ‘This is a night for dreams to come true,’ he said. ‘One of mine came true at dinner.’

  ‘Did it really,’ she said, all eyes and interest.

  So he told her about it, how he’d planned to extend the business, how the plans were written ‘down to the last little detail’, how they’d all expected his mother to marry and hand over control of the firm to her new husband, and how she’d changed her mind and given it to him and Billy instead. ‘I still can’t believe it,’ he said. ‘It’s too good to be true. But I mean to make a great success of it, you may depend on that.’

  ‘I know exactly how you feel,’ she said, smiling happily at him. ‘And I’m sure you will.’

  ‘Capital ball, eh?’ Billy said as he breezed past them with four glasses of fruit punch balanced on a tray.

  And for the first time in his life John wasn’t prevaricating when he agreed.

  Chapter Two

  When the final gallop of the Grand Subscription Ball shrieked to a boisterous finish, it was well after two o’clock in the morning and Harriet Sowerby was beginning to feel anxious. She had never sat up later than a quarter past ten in all her life, and at midnight she’d been drenched with fatigue. Now, glancing fearfully at the clock like a pale Cinderella, she was wondering what sort of reception she would receive when she finally got home to Churchgate Street.

  Mr Easter returned her to her table, where Aggie Turnkey and the two Miss Browns were waiting with old Miss Pettie, and after a flu
rry of leave-taking and a confusion of movement and departure, she climbed into Miss Pettie’s chaise for the second time that evening for the return trot about the town. But where she had been quivering with excitement on the way out, she was rigid with apprehension on the way back. And the nearer she got to her home, the more afraid she was. Churchgate Street was a mere hundred yards from the Athenaeum so she could have walked home if Miss Pettie had allowed it, and perhaps got back a little earlier, but the old lady had insisted on delivering each of her charges ‘to the door, my dears’, and that meant taking a round trip all about the town, for Aggie lived in Pump Lane in the easternmost corner and the two Miss Browns had a modest house beside the Risby Gate, and of course Miss Pettie delivered them to their doors first, because they were considerably higher in society than Harriet Sowerby, and whatever else might be said about Miss Pettie, she was acutely aware of the niceties of social etiquette.

  So it was nearly three o’clock before the chaise finally trundled to a halt in the narrow roadway outside the Sowerbys’ cottage. Harriet climbed out and stood beside her uncompromising front door, shivering in the chill air. There was a single candle burning in the front room and she could see the huddled shape of her father sitting disagreeably before the fire and her mother’s shadowy figure walking stiffly towards the door. The air of disapproval in the room was unmistakable, even at that distance, and yet when Mrs Sowerby opened the door she was unctuous with charm and polite gratitude.

  ‘How can I ever thank you, my dear Miss Pettie, for the honour you do my humble family? You are too, too kind.’

  ‘Not at all, Mrs Sowerby,’ Miss Pettie said, happily. ‘The child was excellent company. Oh, quite excellent. Drive on, Mullins. Straight home, if you please.’

  Mrs Sowerby’s tone changed the moment the front door closed. ‘I cannot imagine what sort of hour you call this!’ she said sternly to her shivering daughter. ‘Your father and I have sat up four and a half hours after we should have been in bed and asleep. I hope you realize what an inconvenience you have caused.’