Auctioned to Him 4: His Addiction

by Charlotte Byrd

  When I first opened The Flower Patch, I thought that I would have to run it in the red for at least 6 months, but much to my surprise, lots of locals started to come in for their weekly flowers and the two nice women who ran Hidden Treasures and Quilts! also spread the word to their customers. Before I knew it, I was making a nice little profit and had time and money to think about expanding into weddings. For the floral industry, weddings are where it’s at. Flowers for weddings are typically marked up 35 to 55 percent, and that may or may not include a 20 percent mark-up for the design.

  When I first ventured into weddings, a few months ago, all I did was charge a little bit less than my competitors in Malibu and Calabasas, and I started to have a lot of referrals and walk-ins. Twelve months later, the problem was keeping up with all the demand rather than drumming up business. That’s when I finally started paying Cynthia (she was a thankless volunteer and a cheerleader before then) and hired Roberto, and my two part-time assistants, Peyton and Brie. I could probably use a few more assistants, but the space won’t allow it. It’s crammed as it is when just Cynthia and I are in the room.

  Cynthia thinks it’s time to expand – maybe look for another location – but I have a three-year lease, and the rent here is unbeatable. If I move, then I probably won’t be able to charge the same prices. Or worse, I might end up being just another run-of-the-mill flower shop. Here, I’m embedded in the local culture. I know my weekly customers, and they’re the ones sending me my wedding business. No matter how good expansion sounds, I’ve decided not to consider it until closer to the end of my lease.

  A few hours later, Cynthia comes back. I pour her a glass of sangria, and she joins me on the porch. She hands me her phone and shows me the pictures of the centerpieces from the reception hall.

  “The bride was ecstatic,” Cynthia says. Unlike most people in Southern California, she doesn’t use superlatives very often, so I know she’s not exaggerating. “And the mother-in-law. You should’ve seen her face.”

  “I’m glad,” I nod.

  She hands me the check. They already paid the down payment, and this is the rest of what they owe me. The sum brings a smile to my face. I take out my phone, scan it and deposit it immediately. A few months ago, one of my customer’s checks bounced, because I waited until Monday to deposit it instead of taking care of it that Friday. It took two months to finally get the money from her, but in that time, I have learned a very important lesson. Now, I deposit all checks as soon as I get them.

  Chapter 5 - Avery

  “This is the best sangria I’ve ever had,” Cynthia says, finishing her glass and pouring herself another. We are sitting on the little porch in front of my apartment. It’s not so much a porch as a walkway leading to the stairs downstairs, but I’m the only one up here so I’ve decorated it like it’s my porch. I bought a pair of natural wood Adirondack chairs and painted them myself. I’m sitting in the bright yellow one, and Cynthia’s occupying the bright blue one. The pitcher of sangria stands between us on a small side table. I had purchased from the thrift store downstairs. I like it, because it’s from another world altogether. The legs are sleek, like midcentury modern, and the top is made up of tiny little pieces of Mexican tile. It is as if someone had broken a colorful piece of pottery and then glued all the pieces on top of the table.

  “It is quite good,” I nod. Sangria is one of my specialties. I’m not actually a big fan of wine, but wine with fruit, brandy and brown sugar is hard to pass up.

  “So…” Cynthia says, turning to me. Her eyes sparkle mischievously.

  “So?” I ask. “So what?”

  “Happy birthday!!” she yells.

  “Oh that,” I mumble.

  “Oh, c’mon. It’s your 25th birthday! We have to celebrate.”

  I sigh. 25 years already. I should be more excited, but for some reason I’m not. Frankly, I was hoping that she would forget all about it.

  “I’m too tired to celebrate,” I say. It’s not a lie. I am exhausted. Working on those centerpieces and taking care of all the customers who have been coming in for the last couple of days have really taken it all out of me.

  “No, absolutely not,” Cynthia shakes her head. “You’re not getting out of this that easily. I have reservations, tonight. Well, actually in an hour,” she says looking at the time on phone. “At that place in Malibu that you like.”

  “The one with the ocean view?” I ask. That doesn’t really narrow it down. Almost all restaurants in Malibu have an ocean view, but Cynthia and I know each other very well.

  She nods. “The one with the blue shutters.”

  “Well, if it’s the one with the blue shutters,” I say with a shrug. “How can I say no?”

  “And before we do that, I have something else for you.”

  “We said no presents,” I remind her.

  “That was before your business was doing so well that you actually gave me a job! You’re getting this present. And I’m certainly expecting a present from you in a couple of months.”

  I smile. Cynthia reaches into her large Louis Vuitton purse and rustles through it, looking for something. I do not pay Cynthia enough for her to be able to afford a Louis Vuitton – their bags start at as much as I pay for a month of rent for my apartment – and this one is about double in size, so it must cost at least double if not triple that. Cynthia has always enjoyed the finer things in life and even before she started working for me, she spent all of her money from bar-tending on purses and shoes. It also helps that her parents don’t mind helping her out a bit, or a lot, to cover the necessities like her car and her apartment.

  Cynthia finally emerges from her bag with an envelope. She holds it up above her head.

  “Okay. But before I give this to you, I want to tell you that this was nearly impossible to get. I know that this isn’t your style or anything, but I want you to give this a chance. This woman is very good at what she does.”

  I have no idea what she’s talking about, but I nod anyway. She hands me the envelope. Inside, I find a beautiful white card with elegant script that reads ‘Happy Birthday.’ I open the card. A small postcard falls out onto my lap. The front of it says, Dolly Monroe, billionaire matchmaker. The back reads Good for one free consultation.

  “What is this?” I ask.

  The inside of the card also has a few kind words from Cynthia in her elegant handwriting, but I can’t focus on that right now.

  “Well, I was thinking about what to get you for this very important birthday. I was sort of reflecting on your life, and I was thinking that despite what happened a few years ago with your parents, you have a lot to be thankful for. Your business is very busy, much busier than you ever thought it would be, you have amazing friends, mainly me, and there’s really only one thing missing.”

  I wait for her to finish her thought.

  “A man! And not just some guy, a real man.”

  “So you got me a consultation with a matchmaker?” I ask. “Can’t I just go online to get a date?”

  “Yes, you can. But I don’t want you to just find some guy. I want to help you find the one. And a little birdie told me that this woman, Dolly Monroe, well, she’s the best!”

  I look at the card again. It is very thick stock and a rich color of ivory. As someone who recently spent a little money on designing and ordering business cards, I know that this one cost a pretty penny.

  “Does she have a website?” I ask. I want to look her up right away.

  “No,” Cynthia says with a coy smile. “That’s the thing about her. She’s very exclusive. She doesn’t advertise to the public. It’s all word of mouth.”

  “I don’t get it,” I say.

  “I don’t know either. But there’s a phone number on the card. You have to call it and make an appointment. Then she’ll tell you her address. A friend of mine used it.”

  “Did she find someone?”

  “She found her husband,” Cynthia says.

  “Oh, you mean Isabel?” I as
k. Cynthia nods. I don’t know Isabel personally. She’s a friend of Cynthia’s from this place in Belize where her parents have a vacation condo. Isabel is from Texas, and her claim to fame is that she married a very rich rancher in West Texas. And they are apparently insanely happy.

  “I didn’t know this then, but Dolly apparently set them up. It’s part of the contract that the couple isn’t supposed to talk about her until after some time passes. Not sure why.”

  “So this Dolly, she’s a matchmaker? And that’s all she does?” I ask.

  “Yes. But not just some matchmaker. A billionaire matchmaker.”

  “But I don’t want to meet a billionaire,” I say.

  “You don’t want to meet a billionaire? Are you crazy?”

  “No, I don’t really want to meet anyone right now. Let alone, some rich prick with a Hollywood attitude who thinks he is God’s gift to women.”

  Cynthia shakes her head.

  “This is your gift from me. I want you to at least give it a chance. Just meet with her. Will you do that?”

  I sigh. I don’t want to. Cynthia should know better. The thing is that my resistance doesn’t even have anything to do with Dolly or the men she would match me with. It’s all me.

  “I don’t think I’m ready,” I say.

  “You’re ready. I know you are.”

  I don’t have to tell Cynthia what I’m thinking. She knows it all too well. Cal, my ex, and I broke up almost five months ago, but he still won’t leave me alone. I met him through Cynthia – they work at the same restaurant. We dated for three months, and then things got too intense for me. He always wanted to know what I was doing and where I was going. He went as far as putting a tracker on my phone to check up on my whereabouts. Real stalker. When I finally decided that enough was enough, he choked me until I passed out and just left me there. I could’ve died. I would’ve if my neighbor didn’t invite herself over without knocking and ask to borrow some eggs. It was she who found me and called an ambulance.

  It was over for us after that. Or so I had thought. I took out a restraining order. The judge ordered him to stay away from me. So far he has, but I still get the sneaking suspicion that, though I haven’t actually seen him, he’s around and watching me.

  “This is going to be good for you,” Cynthia says, taking my hand into hers. “Something positive in your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have fun.”

  “You know, not everyone can be as happy as you and Todd,” I say. Cynthia has been with her boyfriend, Todd, since we were all freshmen at USC. They are two peas in a pod – best friends. I haven’t even seen them fight, once! My parents were like that too.

  “Maybe not everyone. But I know you can. You deserve it. And I want to help you to find him.”

  “And you think that this billionaire matchmaker can help me?” I ask.

  “I know it’s silly. But what if she can? She has a great track record. She used to set up regular people way before she set up billionaires.”

  I look at the card once again.

  “Okay,” I finally say. “I guess I’ll give it a shot. About time that I moved on, right?”

  Chapter 6 - Avery

  My appointment with Dolly Monroe is three days later. Her assistant gives me an address to a pop up office in Malibu. I don’t really know what a pop up office is, but her assistant fills me in. Apparently, they are offices that are used occasionally, on as needed basis.

  “Why doesn’t she have a permanent place?” I ask.

  “Because she mainly conducts business from her home, but she does not give out her address to just anyone.”

  I guess that makes sense. Though, a Starbucks would do just as well.

  I pull into a small shopping center just off Pacific Coast Highway. There are many little boutique shops with overpriced clothes and jewelry on the bottom. I go upstairs and knock on the corner door.

  A tall, slender woman with bored eyes and sky-high heels opens the door.

  “Hi, Avery Lewis?” she asks without taking off her sunglasses.

  I nod. She shows me inside. I’m wearing flats and this girl is about eight inches taller than I am. I think almost every guy I’ve ever dated is shorter than she is, and they were not short.

  “Dolly will be with you in a minute.”

  The assistant sits back down at the desk and disappears behind her Mac laptop. Just as I’m about to sit down in one of the chairs against the wall, a petite blonde woman with too much makeup comes out and invites me in.

  “Hi there! I’m Dolly, pleased to meet you,” she says in a thick Texas accent.

  “Hello, I’m Avery,” I shake her hand.

  She leads me into a large space with floor to ceiling windows. There’s a large white desk facing the entrance near the window with nothing on it except an iPad, a small pink notebook and a pen. Dolly sits down across from me and motions for me to take the seat in front of the desk. Behind her, all I see is the vastness of the Pacific Ocean and a blue sky without a single cloud.

  “So, tell me about yourself Avery,” Dolly says. She’s wearing a professional linen blouse, but because her breasts are so big, she looks more like someone playing a businesswoman in a porn film. Her waist is also small enough to look like it belongs to the impossibly tiny Audrey Hepburn.

  I tell her that I grew up in Calabasas and attended USC, majoring in communication. I briefly mention my parents’ untimely death and my blooming business, The Flower Patch (no pun intended).

  “Oh my God, I know your place. There’s this little restaurant in Topanga Canyon that I absolutely adore – The Inn of the Seventh Ray! They have the best brunches on weekends.”

  “Yeah that place is one of my favorites.”

  “I always see your place on my drive up, and I’ve been meaning to pop in for some time now. I love your signage,” Dolly says.

  “Thank you, I really appreciate it. It took a while to get just the right design.”

  “It’s surprisingly difficult to capture ‘rural chic,’ as my assistant Cynthia calls it,” I say. “It took us almost a month to come up with just the right typography and color scheme to portray the feeling of farm-fresh flowers and high-end, elegant and contemporary designs.”

  “Well, you’ve captured it perfectly! That’s exactly what your sign says.”

  I really appreciate her saying this. I may not know anything about Dolly, but I do know that she did not get where she is right now knowing nothing about business. Any business, especially ones as personal as hers and mine, require a lot of attention to detail and sending out just the right message to your clients.

  “Can I ask you something?” I ask. “How did you get into the matchmaking business?”

  “I actually discovered that I’ve a knack for this when I was in my teens. A long, long time ago. I set up a few kids in my high school, and they really hit it off. I grew up on a ranch in West Texas. There were a lot of wealthy people around, but our ranch was barely making ends meet. So after I married my high school sweetheart at 19, he got a job in the oil industry, and we moved east to Dallas. That’s when I decided to start doing matchmaking professionally. And it grew from there.”

  “Oh wow, that’s impressive. Is your husband still in the oil industry?”

  “Oh no,” she laughs, getting up from behind the desk. “Would you like a cup of coffee?”

  I nod. Dolly walks over to one side of the room where there’s a large Starbucks-style coffee machine.

  “I’m having a cappuccino. You?” she asks.

  “That sounds perfect,” I say.

  “I know my assistant can do this, but making my own coffee is one of those pleasures in life that I don’t delegate to others. When I was really young, growing up on a dusty mesa where canned beans made up the majority of any meal, I read in Time magazine that people in Paris and Rome sit around coffee shops all day drinking their cappuccinos and espressos. I didn’t know what those things were, but to me that was the height of sophistication. I dreamed of one
day going there and getting a job at one of those coffee shops. Now, I own a coffee shop in the Latin Quarter of Paris and in Trastevere in Rome, but I still don’t do too much sitting around in coffee shops. Ah, childhood dreams die hard, huh?”

  The more I talk to Dolly, the more I like her. I love how straightforward she is. She doesn’t seem to have any pretenses. Yet, she’s something of an enigma. For one, she looks like a total bimbo, even a trophy wife for some really old and wealthy man. Her tight black pencil skirt accentuates every curve, showing off quite an impressive butt for a woman of her age. Speaking as a girl who hardly ever wears heels, I’m in awe at how easily she maneuvers around the office in her five-inch Louboutin pumps with the signature red lacquered sole. It’s as if she’s wearing sneakers.

  “Oh yes, you asked me about my husband,” Dolly says sitting down. “No, he quit the oil industry in his early thirties. The matchmaking business was making so much by then it didn’t make any sense for him to be out on the rig for a month at a time anymore. He got into real estate.”

  “And you two are still together?” I ask. And then I catch myself. “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be rude.”

  Dolly throws her head back and laughs with her whole body. “Oh no, that’s quite alright. Yes, we’re together. We’ve been together since we were in high school. Many, many happy years.”

  “Wow, that’s…amazing. Especially, in this town.”

  “Eh, people say that marriage requires work, but if you ask me, if you find the right person, it doesn’t. It’s easy if you marry your best friend,” she says.

  “I’ve never heard anyone say that before.”