A World of Thieves

by James Carlos Blake

  A World of Thieves

  James Carlos Blake

  In 1928 New Orleans, eighteen-year-old Sonny LaSalle is a top prep student and champion amateur boxer -- and he venerates his fraternal twin uncles, Buck and Russell, armed robbers who love their profession. Sonny secretly believes that he, too, is a natural outlaw and persuades his uncles to take him on as a partner. But when a bank job goes bad, Sonny is sent to jail, where he unintentionally kills a policeman who is the son of the most feared lawman in Louisiana, widely known as "John Bones."

  After nine months in the infamous Angola penitentiary, Sonny makes a harrowing escape and manages to reunite with Buck and Russell. The carefree trio head out for the boomtowns of west Texas, where the money flows as freely as the oil, unaware that vengeance follows close behind, as the cool, calculating John Bones begins a relentless campaign to hunt down Sonny ... no matter what.

  A World of THIEVES

  A Novel

  James Carlos Blake

  The jury, passing on the prisoner’s life, May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two Guiltier than him they try.

  —WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, MEASURE FOR MEASURE

  Howsoever a man’s nature be bent, be it even to thieving and violent mischief, he must hold true to it or be miserable in his soul.

  —ANONYMOUS

  Pike: I’d like to make one good score and back off. Dutch: Back off to what?

  —WALON GREEN AND SAM PECKINPAH, THE WILD BUNCH

  All the trouble I ever was in was caused by getting caught.

  —CORMAC MC CARTHY, CHILD OF GOD

  I

  A steeple bell rang the noon hour as Buck and Russell tugged their hatbrims low over their sunglasses and went into the bank. I watched from the car, the engine throbbing into the steering wheel under my hands. We’d nabbed the Packard in Baton Rouge and would abandon it down in Plaquemine, where we’d left Buck’s Model A parked beside the police station. Buck said it was the safest place for it. “World’s full of damned thieves,” he’d said, grinning big. “A man can’t be too careful.” I said I’d always wondered if that meant a man could never be careful enough or that he couldn’t be excessively careful. Buck looked at me like I was speaking Chinese. Russell said he only hoped the car didn’t have a red light on the roof and “Police Department” painted on the sides by the time we came back for it.

  Verte Rivage, Louisiana. A hot July day. The sky pale blue and streaked with thin clouds. Mockingbirds squalling in the oaks. Spanish moss tilting in a weak breeze carrying the smell of the bayou from the edge of town, the tang of fresh-cut grass. Cajun music fiddling faintly from a radio in a screen-door barbershop. The headline in the newspaper rack heralding William Varney’s nomination for president by the Prohibition Party. More people on the sidewalks than you’d expect at dinnertime, but hardly any street traffic. According to Buck’s informant the town had a sheriff and two deputies, one man for each shift, but we’d seen no sign of the day cop. The informant also said the bank was holding five thousand dollars in farmer’s market receipts. We figured it for an easy score.

  But as Buck and Russell never got tired of telling me, you never know. They hadn’t been in the bank two minutes when the sudden howl of a siren made my heart jump and my gut clench like a fist. In the backview mirror I saw a sedan with a flashing red light come around the corner two blocks away. Behind it came another one with its light and siren going—and then another. I had the top-break .44 in my hand before I was aware I’d picked it up from the seat. I knew Buck and Russell could hear the sirens—the whole parish must’ve heard them. Cars kept turning onto the street and joining the row of red lights and adding to the caterwaul. I couldn’t believe all the cops. I thought we were had. I put the Packard in gear, everything in me saying Go!

  The rule was, if a job went to hell it was every man for himself. That’s what they’d told me. But the way I saw it, as long as they hadn’t gone down, the job hadn’t gone to hell. Besides, I knew damn well they’d never in the world run out on each other or on me. So I stayed put—clutch to the floor, .44 in hand, eyes on the mirror—and watched the line of cars coming down the street.

  That’s when it struck me something wasn’t right. They were coming too slowly, hardly faster than a jog. For all the flashing and wailing, they were in no hurry to get anywhere. And nobody looked alarmed. More people were out on the sidewalks now, most of them smiling and waving at the cops. The barber stepped out of his shop, spat a brown streak, grimaced at all the hoorah and went back inside.

  Now the lead car came abreast of me and I saw four men inside, none in uniform except for the sameness of their white skimmers, all waving back at the folk. The side of the car said “Ascension Parish Sheriff”—though we were in the parish of West Baton Rouge. The next car was from St. John the Baptist. Whatever was going on had nothing to do with us, but still, it was unreal. Of all the possibilities you plan for in a heist, a slow parade of friendly smiling cops driving by with their lights going and sirens howling isn’t one of them.

  Buck and Russell didn’t come out of the bank until the lead car went past it, which must’ve been when they realized the police weren’t there for us. Then they were both at the door, still wearing the dark glasses. Buck had one hand in his coat pocket and the other holding his valise. His face fixed on me for a moment, then he walked off down the street as casually as a businessman going back to the office. Russell put his little fingers in his ears and screwed up his mouth to get a laugh from a couple of kids who had their ears covered against the screeching sirens. He smiled at them and tipped his hat to their mother and strolled off after Buck.

  I watched as they went down the street and around the corner, then tucked the .44 in my waistband.

  But I couldn’t pull away from the curb while the parade was still passing. I cursed its slowness under my breath and kept an eye on the bank. There were only a few cars left to go. That’s when a bald guy wearing a teller’s visor peeked out the door and in the direction Buck and Russell had gone—then ran out into the street, flapping his arms and shouting something nobody could make out for the sirens. A car braked sharply to keep from hitting him, and the one behind it banged into its rear and shattered a taillight, and the two last cars behind them stopped short too. Now I was really blocked in.

  The halted cars cut their sirens and their doors slung open and the cops came out, some looking pissed and some of them laughing. One grabbed the teller by the shirtfront, but the baldy was talking fast and pointing down the street. Then the cops were pulling pistols and running for the corner where Buck and Russell had vanished, yelling at the onlookers to get out of the way. Now the cars up ahead had stopped too, and more sirens were shutting down and more cops getting out and asking what was going on. Bystanders were hollering and gesturing at the bank.

  Any second now somebody was going to take notice of the stranger in the Packard. I had to quit the car fast. The barbershop was twenty feet away—I’d go in for a haircut, a guy passing through, all big-eyed and curious about the to-do in the street….

  “Say, young fella, you happen to see—”

  He’d come up on my blind side. Coatless and burly, brown vest with a badge, big cowboy hat over quick black eyes that spotted the .44 against my belly. He stepped back and yanked up a revolver. “Freeze!”

  With that Colt muzzle not two feet from my face, I didn’t even think to do anything else.

  “What’re you, boy, seventeen?”

  “Eighteen, sir.”

  That was about all the truth I gave them. They’d sent my prints to Baton Rouge and New Orleans but they wouldn’t get anything.

  I said I was Lionel Buckman from St. Louis, where I’d been a bookkeeper for a shoe company till
the place burned down. I’d come to Louisiana looking for work but hadn’t had much luck finding a position that paid enough to hold me. Yes sir, I did have papers to prove who I was, but wouldn’t you know some sorry pickpocket stole my wallet down in the French Quarter? The .44? Strictly for protection, should the need arise, knock wood. I was headed for Opelousas on a tip about a good job and stopped to get a bite. When I heard all those sirens I figured something awful serious was going on, so I grabbed the gun from under the seat in case I could help the police in some way. The car?—stolen? Sweet Baby Jesus, don’t tell me. No wonder that fella gave me such a fine deal on it. Just yesterday in Baton Rouge. My rattletrap Model T and forty dollars. Said he was in bad need of the cash. It about broke me but was too good a bargain to pass up. Wrote me a bill of sale on a café napkin and promised to mail me the proper papers care of general delivery in Baton Rouge. Seemed a right enough fella so I trusted him. Lord only knows what I did with that napkin. Damn me for a careless fool.

  Damn me for a lowdown liar, the cops said. Then tried smacking my partners’ names out of me. But I kept my mouth shut and didn’t cave.

  The Southeast Louisiana Sheriffs’ Convention is what it was. There were more than sixty lawmen in Verte Rivage that day, and we hit the bank just as they’d set out to the fairgrounds for a barbecue and decided to make a loud parade of it. Ten minutes later there wouldn’t have been a cop in town. You’d think Buck’s informant would’ve known about it and passed the word. It might’ve been of some benefit to our planning.

  I was three days in the Verte Rivage jail while they searched for Buck and Russell. They’d stolen a truck outside of town but abandoned it with a ruined wheel ten miles away, near the edge of the swamp. The cops sent in trackers and dogs, but finally gave up the hunt.

  “Most like your buddies drowned or the gators got them,” a cop told me.

  Maybe, I thought, and maybe not. Buck and Russell had grown up prowling the swamps and they weren’t about to be killed by one. But the talk in the jailhouse was that they’d made off with ten thousand dollars, and everybody knew how some cops would shoot robbers they caught with holdup money and out of sight of witnesses. They’d dump the body in the swamp and report that the man got away. Easy loot and hardly any paperwork.

  The embarrassment of having the town’s only bank robbed right under their noses had put a lot of the conventioning cops in a vile temper. Lucky for me some of the older sheriffs thought the whole business was fairly amusing and they restrained the hotter ones from busting me up too bad. All the same I took a drubbing. But I used every trick I knew to protect my teeth and I didn’t lose any. No bones broken. It could’ve been worse.

  They booked me into the Baton Rouge jail a little before dark. While I was waiting for permission to telephone my lawyer, he showed up. He asked to see Lionel Buckman, and so I knew Buck and Russell were all right, since the only way he could’ve known the alias I’d be using was if they’d been in touch with him.

  I was taken to the visiting room and got my first look at Edward Longstreet Charponne. Sharp Eddie. Buck and Russell had told me all about this criminal attorney they kept on retainer. He came from old Louisiana money but had always been a black sheep. After graduating from Tulane he set up offices in New Orleans and Baton Rouge and became immensely and notoriously successful at defending criminals of every stripe. His embarrassed family disowned him. The newspapers regularly reproached him for his choice of clientele and had called him as much a menace to decent society as the rogues he represented. Eddie in turn routinely accused the papers of an un-American disdain for every man’s constitutional right to a fair day in court.

  The simple truth of the matter, Buck told me, was that Sharp Eddie got a kick out of dealing with crooks.

  “It’s true,” Russell said. “He’s another one of them educated types who like to rub elbows with what is commonly called the underworld.” They’d both given me a look and I couldn’t help but grin back at them.

  We sat on opposite sides of a long table partitioned lengthwise by a heavy wire screen. A guard stood over by the wall on my side of the partition. Sharp Eddie was short and heavyset but impeccably groomed and expensively tailored, his blond hair combed straight back and his goatee closely trimmed. A white Panama lay beside some papers laid neatly before him.

  “I was alerted to your situation via long-distance telephone,” he said in a low soft lilt I suspected was his normal tone rather than a deference to the guard’s presence. He was of a class of men rarely obliged to raise their voice.

  I asked in a whisper where they were. He said he hadn’t asked and they hadn’t volunteered the information. “Better for everyone that way,” he said.

  He glanced down at the papers. “The Verte Rivage report states that you had multiple facial lacerations and various other bruises at the time of your arrest. It speculates that perhaps you’d been in a motorcar accident immediately prior to the holdup.”

  His eyes roamed my battered and discolored face, my bloated ears, my dirty rumpled suit. I smiled and shrugged and both actions hurt.

  “Yes, well,” he said. “Hazards of the profession.” This from a man I would’ve bet had never felt a punch.

  He said I’d be arraigned in the morning and a trial date set, and five minutes after that he’d have me out on bond. The robbery charge was nothing but air, entirely and flimsily circumstantial. If the state didn’t drop it before trial, he’d move to dismiss and ten-to-one the judge would grant.

  “If not,” he said, “I’ll dismantle it in court in a minute.”

  The Packard might be more of a problem. I could have come by the car exactly as I’d said. Who could prove that I hadn’t? My stupid story might strain the court’s belief, yes, but most judges had heard stupidity in such quantity and size that few examples of it surprised them anymore. It could be argued—and he would so argue, he assured me—that however foolish I’d been, I was as much a victim of fraud as the Packard’s owner was of theft.

  “The court might go for it,” Sharp Eddie said. “Even if it doesn’t, you have no record of previous arrest, so there’s a good chance of immediate probation. Worst possibility? Six months in the parish lockup and you’ll be out in two.”

  He consulted a large gold wristwatch and stood up, gathering the papers and slipping them into a tooled leather briefcase.

  “All things considered,” he said, setting the Panama at an angle over one eye, “things could be exceedingly worse, as so many residents of this institution could tell you. See you in the morning, lad.”

  The tank was lit by a low-watt yellow bulb with a wire cover in the middle of the ceiling. The turnkey locked me in and went back down the hall to join the other cops in an adjacent room whose door stayed open and bright with light. There were eight bunks all in a row with stained smelly mattresses and I stretched out on the one against the rear wall.

  Only two other guys were in there at first. The well-dressed drunk who’d smashed up his car got bailed out pretty soon after I arrived. The other one was a little fellow who didn’t look to be more than a kid, although he was probably about my age. You could see he was a nancy—he might as well’ve worn a sign. One of his eyes was swollen purple. Most likely he’d come on to the wrong guy. My own face should’ve made him feel better about his. He hadn’t said a word, but he kept staring at me like he wanted to talk, so I gave him a hard look and he quit the eyeballing and curled up on his bunk.

  I’d been dozing when they brought in a pair of loud ones. They wore T-shirts that showed off their tattooed arms and I thought they might be merchant seamen. One of them was insisting they had only been playing a joke and hadn’t been serious about strong-arming anybody.

  “Yeah, sure, Horton,” a cop said, “you’re always innocent.”

  The jailer clanked the door shut and turned the lock. The Horton one stood at the bars and yelled down the hall after them about a man’s right to make a phone call.

  “We want a lawyer!” t
he other one said. He looked like an Indian. They finally quieted down to muttering between themselves.

  I didn’t know how long I’d been asleep when something woke me and I rolled over and saw the kid kneeling on the floor, the Indian behind him and twisting his arm up high on his back. The other guy had the kid by the hair and was trying to make him suck his dick.

  The kid was whimpering like a dog and jerking his head away. The guy yanked harder on his hair and smacked him in the face and told him to shut up and do it.

  The Indian looked out to the hallway, then said through his teeth, “Holler again I’ll break your arm.”

  I told myself the fairy had it coming. Likely said something to them. Maybe they wanted some of his action and he suddenly got particular. Whatever it was, it wasn’t my concern.

  And then the Indian saw me watching and said, “Mind your fucken business.”

  That’s what I should’ve done. Never stick your neck out for anybody but yourself and kin—even Daddy had always said that. But the beating I’d taken in Verte Rivage had put me in a mood. I was aching to punch somebody, I was right at the edge. The glare the Indian gave me, like he thought he was spooking me, pushed me over.

  I stood up and the Horton one got that look they get when the thing doesn’t go how they expect. He hustled his dick back in his pants and said, “Hey boy,” and raised a finger at me in warning. I feinted left and clipped him with the right. It wasn’t flush but it sent him sprawling.

  The Indian tried to get me in a headlock but I wrenched free and hooked him hard in the kidney and he hollered and dropped to his knees. I gave him one in the neck and he fell on his side, gagging loud, and then puked on the concrete floor.

  “What the hell’s going on?” A cop was at the hallway door but couldn’t see into the tank from there.

  The kid was over by the wall, gawking at me. I felt like smacking him too, for being such a rabbit. I should’ve been watching the Horton guy—he came up from behind and locked a forearm around my throat. I heard the cops clamoring at the cell door as I got the footing I needed and lunged back hard and banged Horton against the bars, knocking him breathless and breaking his hold on me.