Demon's Delight

by MaryJanice Davidson

  “Oh, stop.”

  “No, really.”

  “You’re just saying that.”

  “No, I’m not. You could absolutely do it.”

  “Well, thanks. I appreciate that. But if you’re feeling better—”

  “I am not.”

  “—you’d better hit the road. My dad’s pretty upset, and my mom’s not too happy, either.”

  “Why am I in a bedroom?”

  “Well. We couldn’t just leave you in the driveway like a dead earthworm.”

  “How charitable.”

  “Damn straight, considering the fact that your father killed my dad’s older brother.”

  “I’m pretty sure it was the other way around.”

  “Either way, time to go.”

  “But I have contusions,” he moaned, as she pulled him into a sitting position. “And possibly a fractured skull. You can’t just turn me out into the cold.”

  “It’s eighty degrees outside. And make a rhyme to fix your hurts.”

  “What rhymes with pain?”

  “What doesn’t? Chain, brain, drain, mane, main, champagne, bloodstain, complain, disdain, explain, ingrain, migraine—”

  “That’s it!” he shouted, startling her.

  “The man on the bed

  With a migraine

  Fix his head

  And take away his pain.”

  Rhea covered her eyes. She probably should have covered her ears. “That’s really horrible. You’re an awful poet.”

  “Hey, it got the job done, didn’t it, sunshine?”

  “Quit calling me that.”

  “Why?”

  “We’re fated to kill each other, not give each other nicknames like Sunshine and Stupidhead.”

  He sprang out of the bed, fully healed, and examined his filthy, shredded clothes in the mirror. “I am absolutely billing you for the clothes I must now go buy at Neiman’s.”

  “You will not. And did you hear what I said?”

  “Sure. How come you can always come up with a bunch of words that rhyme?”

  She studied the pattern of the quilt, rather than look directly at him. She’d been feeling weird, staring at his broad shoulders. Almost…tingly? “It was my minor in college. I still, you know, write them. Poems.” She wouldn’t say it. No, she wouldn’t. Okay, maybe she would. “You should get yourself a rhyming dictionary.” Good work! You’ve just put a powerful weapon into the hands of your greatest enemy.

  “Yeah, well, I don’t have a lot of leisure time to hang out in bookstores and—” He spun around so quickly she nearly jumped out the window. “What? You’re a poet?”

  “Apparently, I’m a warrior for the honor of the Goodman clan,” she said dryly.

  “Yeah, tell me about it. I got the whole song and dance by the time I was sixteen. How long have you known?”

  “Since last Monday,” she admitted.

  “Oh, shit! Why did your folks wait so long?”

  “Tradition.”

  He had turned back and now scowled at his reflection. “I’m really beginning to hate that word.” Then, quick as thought, he spun back. “Wait just one minute. You were going to be a poet, weren’t you? But then you had to do…” He gestured to his (broad) chest. “This.”

  “Well…” She looked away.

  “And you’ve only known this since last week?” He marched to the door and yanked it open. “Where’s your dad?”

  “Uh…target practice, I think.”

  “Because I’m off to kick his ass.”

  “Better not,” she said, hiding a grin. It wasn’t a laughing matter, not really. “He taught me everything I know, not everything he knows.”

  “I can take him,” Chris said confidently.

  She snatched up the water glass from the bedside table and flung it toward him, missing his nose (on purpose) by half an inch. The glass exploded against the wall, and he ducked (about two seconds too late).

  “What the hell?”

  “I could have thrown that at your left eye. But I didn’t. It’s why we always vanquish you, Mere. You can’t do magic fast enough to save yourself from our reflexes. All you can do is—”

  “Yes?”

  “Get your licks in.”

  “Very nice. I’m out of here. You think I’ve got nothing better to do than hang out with a girl who wants to ice me?”

  “Woman,” she corrected.

  “Please. I’ve got almost a decade on you.”

  “Are you leaving, or do I have to talk to you some more?”

  “I am leaving. Right now. I’m sure there’s a demon to vanquish or a damsel in distress to rescue.”

  “Demon?”

  “What do you think I do,” he snapped, “when I’m not here trying to talk you out of murdering me?”

  “Make evil happen?” she guessed.

  He rolled his eyes and stomped out the door. She couldn’t help it; she ran to the window and watched as he stormed out, kicking up tufts of dust, then climbed into his car and roared out of the driveway—backward.

  “And don’t come back!” she shouted after him, wondering why that sounded unconvincing.

  Chapter 8

  WHERE is he?” Power demanded.

  “You let him get away?” Flower asked, aghast.

  Rhea rubbed her eyes. She had let him go. What was wrong with her? Other than being attracted to the man she was supposed to kill. A man who had been very, very careful not to hurt her, despite almost constant provocation. A man she almost wanted to…help? Had she gone crazy in the past week? Or had she always been crazy?

  Still and all, he sure didn’t seem evil.

  “Answer me,” Power said.

  “What, you wanted him to spend the night? Have a slumber party with cookies and warm milk? I thought you’d be glad he beat feet out of here, not bummed because you don’t have a jammy buddy.”

  “Watch your mouth.”

  “The hell. You two are egging me on to kill this guy and get killed myself. Then he shows up and not only doesn’t kill me, doesn’t hurt any one of us. Then he came back. And didn’t hurt us again.”

  “He isn’t in his prime quite yet. When he has thirty years, he will be formidable. And you. You’re already distracted.”

  “He said he wouldn’t fight me.”

  “He’s a liar.”

  “He said it’d be cold-blooded murder on my part.”

  “And he has no respect for tradition,” her mother added.

  “That’s true,” she had to admit.

  “Rhea. You can’t be fooled by his tricks and his charm.” Flower paused, then took a deep breath and continued. “I admit he’s attractive. And he seems harmless. But he’s a Mere, descended from de Meres. He. Will. Kill. You.”

  “And then one of Violet’s kids will kill his kid.”

  “Yes, or one of your other nieces or nephews, assuming he has already fathered a child, or will in the next couple of years.”

  For some reason, that caused her a stab of anxiety right in the gut. Chris Mere kissing some bimbo? Touching her, whispering to her, caressing her?

  “—be distracted.”

  “What?”

  “You cannot be distracted. This is a trick. On top of everything else, he’s probably afraid to face you when you’re in your prime. So he showed up early and tried the de Mere charm. But it didn’t work. Right?”

  She said nothing.

  “Right?”

  “Why do we always take people from behind?”

  Her father blinked. “What?”

  “I was taught to strike from the rear, every chance I could get. Even most of the practice mannequins are facing away from us. How come?”

  “Because we need every advantage over a magicks user.”

  “Magic,” she corrected.

  “Yes.”

  “Well. Our family has a rep for cold-blooded murder—”

  “Defending the family and the town is not murder!”

  “—we always hit from b
ehind—”

  “Because we cannot do magic!”

  “—and we’ve been killing his family for centuries. Some of them a lot more helpless than Chris Mere.”

  “That is our duty!” her father practically screamed, his bald spot turning purple with rage.

  “You know what? I think we are the bad guys.”

  “Rhea!” her parents howled in unison.

  “No, really. We are. He came in peace—twice—and all you two can do is talk about how it’s some cruel trick. Because you’ll never trust a Mere.”

  “True enough,” her mother said.

  “But I think I can.”

  “Oh, Rhea.”

  “You guys weren’t here. I was beating the shit out of him, and he took it. Not only did he not use magic on me, he didn’t use his upper body strength, either. Well, not too much.”

  “That was not how it appeared when we drove up,” her father said sharply.

  “You’re right. That’s not how it looked. Which proves my point: Appearances are deceiving. What if we’ve had the wrong idea for three centuries?”

  “That’s—that’s—” Her father shook his head. “I would have to give the matter some thought.”

  “Also, I think I know how to break the curse.”

  Her mother slumped wearily into one of the kitchen chairs. “This is the curse. To kill and be killed, again and again and again. To bury your mothers and your aunts and your sisters and your nieces.”

  “No. There’s a loophole, and you know it.”

  Her parents were silent. Finally, her father tentatively said, “If he shares his powers with you?”

  “That and one other thing.”

  “What?” her mother asked.

  “Never mind. I don’t know if I can pull it off. The important thing is to find him.”

  “Find him?”

  “Yeah. I have to find him before he turns thirty and I have no idea where he is. Too bad for him I memorized his rental car license plate. It’ll be a start.”

  “Rhea, you cannot do this.”

  “I’m calling your bluff, Mom. Because I’m not going to kill him. If you think killing me will fix that, you’ve gone over to the dark side for sure. And we’re already there, damn it.”

  “Rhea, you know I—you know I would never hurt you. I—I was angry and I didn’t mean—”

  “Don’t do it, Rhea,” Power said quietly, sounding for the first time in a week like the superb trainer and parent she adored, instead of the shrill, easily angered man he had become after Chris showed up. “It’s a trick. He’ll kill you. Please don’t go after him. Stay here and train. Maybe—maybe you can break the curse if you break him.”

  “You guys. I have to do this my way, because the old way doesn’t work. I’m telling you: I can break the curse. Isn’t that worth the risk? Think about it, Dad. No more training, ever. Not having to flinch every time a stranger shows up in town. Saving Violet’s baby! Or Ramen’s, or Kane’s. Not having to bury me.”

  Her father couldn’t meet her gaze and turned to stare out the north window. Her mother, however, looked hopeful for the first time in a week. “Oh, Rhea, do you really think so?”

  Actually, I have no idea if my plan will work, but don’t give it another thought. “Absolutely,” she lied.

  Her father stood with his back to her, still staring out the window. “Then go,” he said, “quickly. While there’s still time to catch him. Do—do you want me to come with you?”

  “I’ll come, too,” her mother added, though she wasn’t a Goodman by blood, of course.

  “My, my, look at you two. I’m shocked to my very core. Breaking tradition like that? No chance,” she teased.

  “Mmm. And Rhea…”

  “Yeah?”

  “If it goes badly—”

  “I know, Dad.”

  “Because it may be an elaborate charade on his part.”

  “I know, Dad.”

  “To trick you into lowering your defenses.”

  “Gotcha.”

  “Why was he the one on top when we drove up?”

  “Uh—gotta go, Dad.”

  Chapter 9

  CALL girls—or “soiled doves” as Chris preferred to think of them—had been disappearing in Boston for more than two months. Chris drove yet another rental down to the harbor for a quick look. And a finder spell, of course. Because he had a good idea what was happening. A K’shir demon: The Taker of the Lost. Looks like a man, feeds like a devil, then looks like a man again. Only a magic user could spot it for what it was—a creature so unnatural to this world that it actually made his head hurt.

  In fact, it hadn’t hurt so badly since the day Rhea had smacked the shit out of him.

  Don’t think about Rhea.

  He tried. He really tried. He’d spent the last two days holed up in his hotel room, determinedly not thinking about Rhea. Trying to become absorbed with the Call Girl Killer. And in all the not thinking about Rhea, he’d decided what to do: stay away. Don’t go looking for her on his thirtieth.

  And don’t knock anybody up, for the love of God!

  He swallowed at the thought. Did he have the courage to end his family line? Could he? Should he?

  If it kept Rhea and the next Goodman safe, then yes. Absolutely.

  Feeling a bit better about his decision, he’d decided to look into the missing soiled doves. All had been lured down to the harbor. Other than that, they had nothing in common, except for the way they died—in great terror and pain.

  The police thought wild animals were on the loose, even though no one had reported a pack of wolves gone missing. And Chris couldn’t blame them—he’d seen the crime scene photos. A quick show-me spell, a quick forget spell, and he had copies of everything. He had seen. Nothing human could do that to the poor girls. Frankly, he hadn’t been able to eat a thing for quite a few hours after looking through the case files.

  He had a strong hunch that the cops weren’t going to be able to solve this case. Ever. So he would step in, again. In truth, he couldn’t wait. All the pent-up anger and frustration at his situation—his and Rhea’s, whom he wasn’t thinking about—could be poured into his attack.

  Go back, the rat in his brain whispered. Do a spell. Make her come with you to the hotel. Make her take off her clothes and yours and—

  He shoved the thought away. It would reappear in another half hour or so, much to his disgust. After all the lectures Rhea had endured, it looked like he was the bad guy after all. How she would have liked to hear him say so!

  But she would never hear him again. He would see to it. And he would end his line and break the curse. And she could live happily ever after, and so could her niece, the player-to-be-named-later.

  He parked near Faneuil Hall and walked toward the harbor. His head hurt more and more with each step—excellent. The Taker of the Lost was planning on feeding tonight. Good. Chris was in a skull-cracking mood.

  He stopped near a relatively deserted side street, read a Post-It, then stuffed the note back in his pocket and chanted,

  “Taker of the Lost

  Show your true face.

  Then you’ll be bossed

  And I’ll hit you with mace.”

  Okay, as far as poems went…not so great. Really kind of dreadful. But that was the trick. They didn’t have to be good poems. They just had to rhyme, even clumsily. What had Rhea said? Get a rhyming dictionary? How had he never thought of that? The girl—woman—was a genius! But more important, why had she given the suggestion? It was kind of out of character for her—for any Goodman—to help a Mere. Frankly, it—

  A startled roar from two blocks over smashed up his chain of thought; he started to sprint. The demon was likely to lash out at anybody near it; they hated—hated—being forced to drop their disguises. He heard a car pull up behind him and slam on the brakes, and was absently grateful not to be creamed by what sounded like a typical Boston driver.

  He rounded a corner and ran another block, then check
ed himself before he could run blindly into the alley. He looked up. And there it was, hanging twelve feet up like a bloated bat—all dark leathery wings, two hearts, and bad smell.

  “Don’t you want to come down here and kick my ass?” he called up to it, hoping it understood English.

  That was when the one behind him slammed into him, shoving him so hard into the wall that he almost lost consciousness.

  Two of them? Oh, great, as Rhea would say. It certainly explained the number of missing girls…he’d assumed it was a ridiculously hungry demon, not that it had a mate. Demons of any kind were not known for teamwork. He should have remembered there was an exception to every rule.

  Too bad for him.

  He rolled away just as the demon’s left foot came down where his head had been, cracking the cobblestones. He felt something warm drip into his eyes and realized he was bleeding from a scalp wound.

  It’s possible, he mused, that I jumped into this without planning it so well. Anything was better than wondering how things might have been between him and the girl

  (woman)

  he wasn’t thinking about. Even facing an extra demon on a Wednesday night.

  He watched with something close to disinterest as the male scuttled down the wall and the female edged closer.

  He couldn’t think of a thing that rhymed with demon, and he was too woozy to grope for a Post-It and try to read it in the darkness of the alley.

  This is it. Heaven, here I come. I’ll go to heaven, right?

  There was a shhhhk-THUD and another shhhhhk-THUD, and the female, who had been once again getting ready to stomp him, screamed. Chris wiped more blood out of his eyes and saw two arrows sticking out of the female’s back.

  The demon popped her extra elbow joint loose and was able to reach far enough up her back to yank at them, and then screamed again—in anger as much as pain—when she moved them in her flesh but did not dislodge them.

  Shhhhhk-THUD, shhhhhk-THUD, shhhhhk-THUD. More screaming. Now the male was roaring in a rage, but (typical of demons) did not come closer to help his mate, preferring to wait in the shadows to ambush—who?

  “You dumb shit,” Rhea observed, marching into the alley. She was dressed in super-cool badass black from neck to ankles, and—was that a Kevlar vest?