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How to Bed a Millionaire

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by Dieter Moitzi


  Contents

  Summary

  The interview doesn’t last long

  Here’s the thing: Dirk is a slut

  “Dad—what’s wrong with Betty?”

  I should have taken the train

  Life lesson #1

  When I reach Nice, I feel like a chewed-up marshmallow

  A driveway, a row of beautiful trees, and bushes in full bloom

  Life lesson #2

  I’m not all snarls and snappy remarks

  On the subject of swear words

  I’ve barely enough energy left to eat my sandwiches

  Turns out the man is available right now

  “Oh my God!”

  Life lesson #3

  And then there’s an eternity of silence

  What am I doing here?

  Surprise

  “Hello, room service?”

  Life lesson #4

  Relief—I’m not dead

  “I saw you reading this afternoon”

  A faint sound wakes me up in the morning

  I’m so dazed

  Someone must have started to sort out the books at one point

  Travels and new environments can change a person

  Life lesson #5

  Chao just stands in the door and stares and stares and stares

  I don’t get much work done after that

  After some prodding from me

  My, my, my

  “Is there any butter in this household?”

  When Chao comes back from his meeting

  That evening, the tone for the next days is set

  Life lesson #6

  “I’m afraid we’re running out of food”

  If I had done the shopping by myself

  We don’t talk much after that weird incident

  Life lesson #7

  Let’s drape a cloth of silence over it, okay?

  The Nice people are actually nice people

  The elevator spits me out five minutes early

  So, we don’t kiss

  Work is a no-go

  I start the barbecue at 8:00 p.m.

  Yay!

  Oh

  Life lesson #8

  What happens next is pretty foreseeable

  Afterward, we take a shower

  Sometime later

  The rest of the afternoon feels like a languorous and sensual interlude

  Life lesson #9

  When I wake up the next morning

  “Tell me about your ex”

  What can I tell you about the next couple of days?

  Life lesson #10

  Damn

  Karim is overjoyed when I suggest we meet somewhere

  Usually, I’m not given to introspection

  “At last!”

  I wanted answers?

  Fuck. Me. Sideways

  Life lesson #11

  Life lesson #12

  “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

  Life lesson #13

  I should be used to Chao’s stern face by now

  I die a little that day

  At the end of that week, I’m almost done

  Life lesson #14

  I manage to slip out of the Kinner summer house unseen

  By the time we reach my parents’ house

  I’ll spare you the detailed explanations

  It’s early September

  “So, this is where you grew up?”

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