Complete Works of J. M. Barrie

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  ‘Bill Jukes dead!’ cried the startled pirates.

  ‘The cabin’s as black as a pit,’ Cecco said, almost gibbering, ‘but there is something terrible in there: the thing you heard crowing.’

  The exultation of the boys, the lowering looks of the pirates, both were seen by Hook.

  ‘Cecco,’ he said in his most steely voice, ‘go back and fetch me out that doodle-doo.’

  Cecco, bravest of the brave, cowered before his captain, crying ‘No, no’; but Hook was purring to his claw.

  ‘Did you say you would go, Cecco?’ he said musingly.

  Cecco went, first flinging up his arms despairingly. There was no more singing, all listened now; and again came a death-screech and again a crow.

  No one spoke except Slightly. ‘Three,’ he said.

  Hook rallied his dogs with a gesture. ‘‘Sdeath and odds fish,’ he thundered, ‘who is to bring me that doodle-doo?’

  ‘Wait till Cecco comes out,’ growled Starkey, and the others took up the cry.

  ‘I think I heard you volunteer, Starkey,’ said Hook, purring again.

  ‘No, by thunder!’ Starkey cried.

  ‘My hook thinks you did,’ said Hook, crossing to him. ‘I wonder if it would not be advisable, Starkey, to humour the hook?’

  ‘I’ll swing before I go in there,’ replied Starkey doggedly, and again he had the support of the crew.

  ‘Is it mutiny?’ asked Hook more pleasantly than ever. ‘Starkey’s ringleader.’

  ‘Captain, mercy,’ Starkey whimpered, all of a tremble now.

  ‘Shake hands, Starkey,’ said Hook, proffering his claw.

  Starkey looked round for help, but all deserted him. As he backed Hook advanced, and now the red spark was in his eye. With a despairing scream the pirate leapt upon Long Tom and precipitated himself into the sea.

  ‘Four,’ said Slightly.

  ‘And now,’ Hook asked courteously, ‘did any other gentleman say mutiny?’ Seizing a lantern and raising his claw with a menacing gesture, ‘I’ll bring out that doodle-doo myself,’ he said, and sped into the cabin.

  ‘Five.’ How Slightly longed to say it. He wetted his lips to be ready, but Hook came staggering out, without his lantern.

  ‘Something blew out the light,’ he said a little unsteadily.

  ‘Something!’ echoed Mullins.

  ‘What of Cecco?’ demanded Noodler.

  ‘He’s as dead as Jukes,’ said Hook shortly.

  His reluctance to return to the cabin impressed them all unfavourably, and the mutinous sounds again broke forth. All pirates are superstitious; and Cookson cried, ‘They do say the surest sign a ship’s accurst is when there’s one on board more than can be accounted for.’

  ‘I’ve heard,’ muttered Mullins, ‘he always boards the pirate craft at last. Had he a tail, captain?’

  ‘They say,’ said another, looking viciously at Hook, ‘that when he comes it’s in the likeness of the wickedest man aboard.’

  ‘Had he a hook, captain?’ asked Cookson insolently; and one after another took up the cry, ‘The ship’s doomed.’ At this the children could not resist raising a cheer. Hook had well-nigh forgotten his prisoners, but as he swung round on them now his face lit up again.

  ‘Lads,’ he cried to his crew, ‘here’s a notion. Open the cabin door and drive them in. Let them fight the doodle-doo for their lives. If they kill him, we’re so much the better; if he kills them, we’re none the worse.’

  For the last time his dogs admired Hook, and devotedly they did his bidding. The boys, pretending to struggle, were pushed into the cabin and the door was closed on them.

  ‘Now, listen,’ cried Hook, and all listened. But not one dared to face the door. Yes, one, Wendy, who all this time had been bound to the mast. It was for neither a scream nor a crow that she was watching; it was for the reappearance of Peter.

  She had not long to wait. In the cabin he had found the thing for which he had gone in search: the key that would free the children of their manacles; and now they all stole forth, armed with such weapons as they could find. First signing to them to hide, Peter cut Wendy’s bonds, and then nothing could have been easier than for them all to fly off together; but one thing barred the way, an oath, ‘Hook or me this time.’ So when he had freed Wendy, he whispered to her to conceal herself with the others, and himself took her place by the mast, her cloak around him so that he should pass for her. Then he took a great breath and crowed.

  To the pirates it was a voice crying that all the boys lay slain in the cabin; and they were panic-stricken. Hook tried to hearten them; but like the dogs he had made them they showed him their fangs, and he knew that if he took his eyes off them now they would leap at him.

  ‘Lads,’ he said, ready to cajole or strike as need be, but never quailing for an instant, ‘I’ve thought it out. There’s a Jonah abroad.’

  ‘Ay,’ they snarled, ‘a man wi’ a hook.’

  ‘No, lads, no, it’s the girl. Never was luck on a pirate ship wi’ a woman on board. We’ll right the ship when she’s gone.’

  Some of them remembered that this had been a saying of Flint’s. ‘It’s worth trying,’ they said doubtfully.

  ‘Fling the girl overboard,’ cried Hook; and they made a rush at the figure in the cloak.

  ‘There’s none can save you now, missy,’ Mullins hissed jeeringly.

  ‘There’s one,’ replied the figure.

  ‘Who’s that?’

  ‘Peter Pan the avenger!’ came the terrible answer; and as he spoke Peter flung off his cloak. Then they all knew who ‘twas that had been undoing them in the cabin, and twice Hook essayed to speak and twice he failed. In that frightful moment I think his fierce heart broke.

  At last he cried, ‘Cleave him to the brisket,’ but without conviction.

  ‘Down, boys, and at them,’ Peter’s voice rang out; and in another moment the clash of arms was resounding through the ship. Had the pirates kept together it is certain that they would have won; but the onset came when they were all unstrung, and they ran hither and thither, striking wildly, each thinking himself the last survivor of the crew. Man to man they were the stronger; but they fought on the defensive only, which enabled the boys to hunt in pairs and choose their quarry. Some of the miscreants leapt into the sea; others hid in dark recesses, where they were found by Slightly, who did not fight, but ran about with a lantern which he flashed in their faces, so that they were half blinded and fell an easy prey to the reeking swords of the other boys. There was little sound to be heard but the clang of weapons, an occasional screech or splash, and Slightly monotonously counting — five — six — seven — eight — nine — ten — eleven.

  I think all were gone when a group of savage boys surrounded Hook, who seemed to have a charmed life, as he kept them at bay in that circle of fire. They had done for his dogs, but this man alone seemed to be a match for them all. Again and again they closed upon him, and again and again he hewed a clear space. He had lifted up one boy with his hook, and was using him as a buckler, when another, who had just passed his sword through Mullins, sprang into the fray.

  ‘Put up your swords, boys,’ cried the newcomer, ‘this man is mine.’

  Thus suddenly Hook found himself face to face with Peter. The others drew back and formed a ring round them.

  For long the two enemies looked at one another; Hook shuddering slightly, and Peter with the strange smile upon his face.

  ‘So, Pan,’ said Hook at last, ‘this is all your doing.’

  ‘Ay, James Hook,’ came the stern answer, ‘it is all my doing.’

  ‘Proud and insolent youth,’ said Hook, ‘prepare to meet thy doom.’

  ‘Dark and sinister man,’ Peter answered, ‘have at thee.’

  Without more words they fell to, and for a space there was no advantage to either blade. Peter was a superb swordsman, and parried with dazzling rapidity; ever and anon he followed up a feint with a lunge that got past his foe’s defence, but his shorter
reach stood him in ill stead, and he could not drive the steel home. Hook, scarcely his inferior in brilliancy, but not quite so nimble in wrist play, forced him back by the weight of his onset, hoping suddenly to end all with a favourite thrust, taught him long ago by Barbecue at Rio; but to his astonishment he found this thrust turned aside again and again. Then he sought to close and give the quietus with his iron hook, which all this time had been pawing the air; but Peter doubled under it and, lunging fiercely, pierced him in the ribs. At sight of his own blood, whose peculiar colour, you remember, was offensive to him, the sword fell from Hook’s hand, and he was at Peter’s mercy.

  ‘Now!’ cried all the boys; but with a magnificent gesture Peter invited his opponent to pick up his sword. Hook did so instantly, but with a tragic feeling that Peter was showing good form.

  Hitherto he had thought it was some fiend fighting him, but darker suspicions assailed him now.

  ‘Pan, who and what art thou?’ he cried huskily.

  ‘I’m youth, I’m joy,’ Peter answered at a venture, ‘I’m a little bird that has broken out of the egg.’

  This, of course, was nonsense; but it was proof to the unhappy Hook that Peter did not know in the least who or what he was, which is the very pinnacle of good form.

  ‘To ‘t again,’ he cried despairingly.

  He fought now like a human flail, and every sweep of that terrible sword would have severed in twain any man or boy who obstructed it; but Peter fluttered round him as if the very wind it made blew him out of the danger zone. And again and again he darted in and pricked.

  Hook was fighting now without hope. That passionate breast no longer asked for life; but for one boon it craved: to see Peter bad form before it was cold for ever.

  Abandoning the fight he rushed into the powder magazine and fired it.

  ‘In two minutes,’ he cried, ‘the ship will be blown to pieces.’

  Now, now, he thought, true form will show.

  But Peter issued from the powder magazine with the shell in his hands, and calmly flung it overboard.

  What sort of form was Hook himself showing? Misguided man though he was, we may be glad, without sympathising with him, that in the end he was true to the traditions of his race. The other boys were flying around him now, flouting, scornful; and as he staggered about the deck striking up at them impotently, his mind was no longer with them; it was slouching in the playing fields of long ago, or being sent up for good, or watching the wall-game from a famous wall. And his shoes were right, and his waistcoat was right, and his tie was right, and his socks were right.

  James Hook, thou not wholly unheroic figure, farewell.

  For we have come to his last moment.

  Seeing Peter slowly advancing upon him through the air with dagger poised, he sprang upon the bulwarks to cast himself into the sea. He did not know that the crocodile was waiting for him; for we purposely stopped the clock that this knowledge might be spared him: a little mark of respect from us at the end.

  He had one last triumph, which I think we need not grudge him. As he stood on the bulwark looking over his shoulder at Peter gliding through the air, he invited him with a gesture to use his foot. It made Peter kick instead of stab.

  At last Hook had got the boon for which he craved.

  ‘Bad form,’ he cried jeeringly, and went content to the crocodile.

  Thus perished James Hook.

  ‘Seventeen,’ Slightly sang out; but he was not quite correct in his figures. Fifteen paid the penalty for their crimes that night; but two reached the shore: Starkey to be captured by the redskins, who made him nurse for all their papooses, a melancholy come-down for a pirate; and Smee, who henceforth wandered about the world in his spectacles, making a precarious living by saying he was the only man that Jas. Hook had feared.

  Wendy, of course, had stood by taking no part in the fight, though watching Peter with glistening eyes; but now that all was over she became prominent again. She praised them equally, and shuddered delightfully when Michael showed her the place where he had killed one; and then she took them into Hook’s cabin and pointed to his watch which was hanging on a nail. It said ‘half-past one’!

  The lateness of the hour was almost the biggest thing of all. She got them to bed in the pirates’ bunks pretty quickly, you may be sure; all but Peter, who strutted up and down on deck, until at last he fell asleep by the side of Long Tom. He had one of his dreams that night, and cried in his sleep for a long time, and Wendy held him tight.

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  CHAPTER XVI

  THE RETURN HOME

  By two bells that morning they were all stirring their stumps; for there was a big sea running; and Tootles, the bo’sun, was among them, with a rope’s end in his hand and chewing tobacco. They all donned pirate clothes cut off at the knee, shaved smartly, and tumbled up, with the true nautical roll and hitching their trousers.

  It need not be said who was the captain. Nibs and John were first and second mate. There was a woman aboard. The rest were tars before the mast, and lived in the fo’c’sle. Peter had already lashed himself to the wheel; but he piped all hands and delivered a short address to them; said he hoped they would do their duty like gallant hearties, but that he knew they were the scum of Rio and the Gold Coast, and if they snapped at him he would tear them. His bluff strident words struck the note sailors understand, and they cheered him lustily. Then a few sharp orders were given, and they turned the ship round, and nosed her for the mainland.

  Captain Pan calculated, after consulting the ship’s chart, that if this weather lasted they should strike the Azores about the 21st of June, after which it would save time to fly.

  Some of them wanted it to be an honest ship and others were in favour of keeping it a pirate; but the captain treated them as dogs, and they dared not express their wishes to him even in a round robin. Instant obedience was the only safe thing. Slightly got a dozen for looking perplexed when told to take soundings. The general feeling was that Peter was honest just now to lull Wendy’s suspicions, but that there might be a change when the new suit was ready, which, against her will, she was making for him out of some of Hook’s wickedest garments. It was afterwards whispered among them that on the first night he wore this suit he sat long in the cabin with Hook’s cigar-holder in his mouth and one hand clenched, all but the forefinger, which he bent and held threateningly aloft like a hook.

  Instead of watching the ship, however, we must now return to that desolate home from which three of our characters had taken heartless flight so long ago. It seems a shame to have neglected No. 14 all this time; and yet we may be sure that Mrs. Darling does not blame us. If we had returned sooner to look with sorrowful sympathy at her, she would probably have cried, ‘Don’t be silly; what do I matter? Do go back and keep an eye on the children.’ So long as mothers are like this their children will take advantage of them; and they may lay to that.

  Even now we venture into that familiar nursery only because its lawful occupants are on their way home; we are merely hurrying on in advance of them to see that their beds are properly aired and that Mr. and Mrs. Darling do not go out for the evening. We are no more than servants. Why on earth should their beds be properly aired, seeing that they left them in such a thankless hurry? Would it not serve them jolly well right if they came back and found that their parents were spending the week-end in the country? It would be the moral lesson they have been in need of ever since we met them; but if we contrived things in this way Mrs. Darling would never forgive us.

  One thing I should like to do immensely, and that is to tell her, in the way authors have, that the children are coming back, that indeed they will be here on Thursday week. This would spoil so completely the surprise to which Wendy and John and Michael are looking forward. They have been planning it out on the ship: mother’s rapture, father’s shout of joy, Nana’s leap through the air to embrace them first, when what they ought to be preparing for is a good hiding. How delicious to spoil it all by breaking
the news in advance; so that when they enter grandly Mrs. Darling may not even offer Wendy her mouth, and Mr. Darling may exclaim pettishly, ‘Dash it all, here are those boys again.’ However, we should get no thanks even for this. We are beginning to know Mrs. Darling by this time, and may be sure that she would upbraid us for depriving the children of their little pleasure.

  ‘But, my dear madam, it is ten days till Thursday week; so that by telling you what’s what, we can save you ten days of unhappiness.’

  ‘Yes, but at what a cost! By depriving the children of ten minutes of delight.’

  ‘Oh, if you look at it in that way.’

  ‘What other way is there in which to look at it?’

  You see, the woman had no proper spirit. I had meant to say extraordinarily nice things about her; but I despise her, and not one of them will I say now. She does not really need to be told to have things ready, for they are ready. All the beds are aired, and she never leaves the house, and observe, the window is open. For all the use we are to her, we might go back to the ship. However, as we are here we may as well stay and look on. That is all we are, lookers-on. Nobody really wants us. So let us watch and say jaggy things, in the hope that some of them will hurt.

  The only change to be seen in the night-nursery is that between nine and six the kennel is no longer there. When the children flew away, Mr. Darling felt in his bones that all the blame was his for having chained Nana up, and that from first to last she had been wiser than he. Of course, as we have seen, he was quite a simple man; indeed he might have passed for a boy again if he had been able to take his baldness off; but he had also a noble sense of justice and a lion courage to do what seemed right to him; and having thought the matter out with anxious care after the flight of the children, he went down on all fours and crawled into the kennel. To all Mrs. Darling’s dear invitations to him to come out he replied sadly but firmly: