Smitten

by Janet Evanovich

  He wasn’t sure if it was the pink tinge to her cheeks, or the silky curls that framed her face, or the way his sweats draped over her delicate bones and clung to her soft curves. It might have been her smile. And it might have been the intimacy of smelling his soap on her warm skin. Whatever the reason…he was undone.

  Lizabeth shuffled across the room in her bare feet, flopped on the freshly made bed, and closed her eyes. “I can’t remember the last time I was this relaxed.”

  Matt didn’t say a word. Didn’t move. Couldn’t think beyond wanting her. Food, water, shelter—all seemed trivial compared to his need for Lizabeth. He ached with love, and he burned with desire. He shoved his hands into his pockets and wondered if she’d been serious about holding him responsible for her morals.

  Lizabeth was suddenly aware of the silence. She propped herself up on one elbow and looked at him. His face was dark with an undefinable emotion. His eyebrows were drawn together. A muscle jumped in his jaw. Her gaze lowered.

  “Oh, Matt!” She pulled a pillow over her face to muffle a giggle.

  “This is no laughing matter.”

  “I can see that!”

  “Listen, Lizabeth, we have a very large problem here…”

  She coyly lowered her lashes. “It’s not nice to brag.”

  Matt slowly shook his head and wagged his finger at her. “You’re flirting with me, and that’s very dangerous because, as you may have noticed, we’re alone, and my self-control is reaching an all-time low.”

  “Mmmmm,” Lizabeth said, smiling, feeling outrageously bold. She wore no underwear, and the borrowed sweats were soft against her skin. Sexy, she thought. Just right for sprawling on Matt’s bed.

  She realized she wanted to make love with him and acknowledged that she’d come a long way in a very short time. She wasn’t nervous, or embarrassed, or afraid. She watched Matt crawl across the bed to her, and she willed herself to relax. She knew things would be different with Matt. He knew when to give and when to take, and he honestly enjoyed both.

  He kissed her tenderly, fully intending to be a slow, sensitive lover. The kiss deepened. Too fast, he thought, but he couldn’t stop. He had to see her. All of her. He had to taste all of her. Clothes were stripped away, and he kissed her again. Lower this time. Lord, how he wanted her. And he needed Lizabeth to want him. He whispered her name, and his hands moved over her silky skin, arousing and enflaming her mind and her body. He covered her private places with kisses. He brought her to the top, to the peak of ultimate pleasures…then he followed.

  Afterward he held her close, afraid to move from her, afraid he’d been all muscle and blind passion and no brain.

  Her first thought, when she was finally capable of thought, was that she no longer gave a damn about being a fairy. She’d just been to the top, and anything else, fairy wings included, would be cold potatoes. Her second thought was that she loved Matt Hallahan beyond reason. She loved him when he was gentle and when he was fierce, and she loved him most of all when he was naked. He was magnificent when he was naked.

  Matt buried his face in her hair. “Liz, I think I got carried away…”

  “Mmmmm,” Lizabeth said, her voice muffled as she snuggled closer.

  “Was it awful?”

  “Awful?” She pushed back enough to look at him. “Awful?” She saw he was serious, and his fear prompted a smile.

  It was the most radiant smile ever. Filled with love and pride and supreme satisfaction. It was the smile he’d promised himself the first time he saw her. “Hmmm,” he said. “So I guess it wasn’t awful.”

  Her smile grew sly. “It was passable,” she said.

  “You think it could get better if we practiced?”

  Lizabeth didn’t think she could live through it if it got any better. “Probably it would take a lot of practice,” she said, letting a fingertip wander lower, provoking a sharp intake of breath.

  Almost an hour later, Lizabeth barely had the energy to dress herself in her dried clothes. She took Matt’s hand, feeling unbelievably relaxed and foolishly euphoric, and followed him down the stairs.

  When they reached the bottom, Matt cast a sidelong glance at his Harley. “You like motorcycles?” he asked Lizabeth.

  She didn’t want to be insulting, but she liked motorcycles almost as much as she liked tattoos, fat black cigars, and poisonous spiders. “I don’t know very much about motorcycles,” she said.

  He dragged her into the living room. “This is a Harley. It’s a honey, isn’t it? It can do everything but bake brownies.”

  She struggled to find something nice to say about it. “It’s very…shiny.”

  “Yeah. That’s because I keep her indoors. I used to do some dirt-bike racing when I was first out of the navy. After I broke my leg for the third time I decided to quit the circuit.”

  “Is this a dirt bike?”

  He grinned down at her. “No. A dirt bike is smaller. The tires are a lot narrower. This baby is a hog.”

  Lizabeth nodded. Obviously, if you were a motorcycle it was complimentary to be called a hog.

  “You’re trying to be polite, but I can see you’re not into internal combustion,” Matt said. “Bet you’ve never even ridden on one of these.”

  “Well, no…”

  He strapped the gym bag to the back of the seat, handed Lizabeth a big black helmet, and straddled the bike. “Open the front door for me. I’ll take you for a ride. It’s stopped raining. This’ll be great.”

  Lizabeth clutched the helmet to her chest and took a step backward. “That’s not necessary. It’s nice of you to offer, but…”

  The smile was full of pure little-boy charm. “Come on. You’re really going to like this.”

  He started the big black bike. The motor rumbled through the house like thunder. Windows rattled, glasses danced across the kitchen counter, and Lizabeth felt the vibration through the soles of her shoes.

  “Riding a Harley’s the next best thing to good sex,” Matt said, hand-revving the engine.

  Lizabeth pressed her lips together. She didn’t want to miss the next best thing to good sex, but the thought of riding hell-bent on Matt’s Harley made her mouth go dry. She grimly followed him out the door and down the sidewalk to the curb. He patted the seat behind him and smiled.

  “Macho garbage,” Lizabeth said.

  The smile broadened. “Without a shadow of a doubt.”

  She settled herself on the padded seat, cautiously searched for a place for her feet to rest, and tentatively clutched at his waist.

  “You have to be careful with me,” she said. “I’m a motherrrrrrr!”

  Her fingers locked on to his shirt, her knuckles went instantly white, and her words were lost in the wind and the roar of the engine as the bike laid rubber and wheeled away from the curb.

  Chapter 6

  Jason was the first to reach the bike when it pulled into the driveway.

  “Oh man, this is so cool. I hope Noogie Newsome’s watching from across the street. He thinks he’s so hot because his brother got a scooter. Man, this baby could blast that stupid scooter right off the road.”

  Lizabeth could barely see her son through the bugs splattered on her Plexiglas visor. She carefully put one foot on the ground and tried to breathe. It was probably the first breath she’d had since leaving Matt’s town house, she thought. She reached for the helmet and realized her hands were shaking. It had felt so fast. All wind and noise and power.

  Matt cut the engine and felt the body go limp behind him. He turned to look over his shoulder and saw that Lizabeth’s eyes were huge, her face ashen, her breathing coming in shallow gasps. He set the kickstand and slid off the bike, cursing himself for not checking on her sooner. He put his hands to her waist, pulled her to her feet, and removed her helmet.

  “You’re all right. You’re just hyperventilating. Take a deep breath.” He massaged her shoulders and the base of her neck. “Try to relax.”

  Lizabeth nodded, unable to speak. She c
ouldn’t remember ever having been so terrified…and so exhilarated. She cupped her hands over her nose and mouth and made an effort to slow her breathing.

  Matt gently stroked the wet ringlets away from her damp forehead. “Lizabeth,” he said, “you have a ways to go before you get those fairy wings.”

  She patted his chest with her hand. “I’m sure you’ll help me.”

  “I’m trying.”

  Jason had scrambled onto the bike. “Vrooom, vrooom, vrooom,” he said. “I’m gonna get one of these when I grow up. I’m gonna start saving my money.”

  Lizabeth looked at her son and winced. She didn’t want him aspiring to own a motorcycle. She didn’t necessarily care if he went to an Ivy League college, and she certainly didn’t want him to be as career-obsessed as Paul, but she did have minimum expectations for him. And she didn’t consider a fixation with motorcycles to be a step in the right direction.

  She reluctantly admitted she had a problem. She’d fallen in love with a man who wasn’t her idea of a perfect role model for her sons. He was fine as a friend of the family, but what sort of a father would he be, riding around on his motorcycle, getting lewd messages tattooed on his arm.

  “C’mon, squirt,” Matt said, tucking Jason under his arm. “Let’s go inside and look in the oven so I can decide if I want to stay for supper.”

  Elsie stood on the porch steps. “What’s all the racket about? Holy cow, is that a hog in the driveway?”

  “It’s Matt’s,” Jason said. “Isn’t it awesome?”

  “Yep,” Elsie said. “It’s awesome all right. Nothing like a hog to liven a place up.”

  Matt gave Elsie a kiss on the cheek. “Play your cards right, and I might take you for a ride after supper.”

  Lizabeth turned, took one last glance at the Harley, and gave an involuntary shiver. Yes sir, Lizabeth, she thought, you’re in way over your head.

  Lizabeth cracked her knuckles and resumed her pacing. The bedroom floor was cool under her bare feet, her white-cotton gown with the little blue roses billowed around her legs as she walked, and her ears stayed alert for sounds drifting through her open window. It was two o’clock and overcast, and the backyard seemed unusually dark. The outside lights hadn’t been turned on, and there were no lights shining inside the Victorian house. Even the small night-lights had been extinguished. Elsie and Matt didn’t want to scare the flasher off.

  “It’s not fair,” Lizabeth said. “It’s two against one. And that poor flasher doesn’t even have any clothes on.” In her mind that gave him some sort of disadvantage, as if he couldn’t think as well, or run as fast, because he was naked.

  Elsie had dragged the rocking chair into the kitchen. She’d positioned it in front of the back door and left the door ajar so she could hear the slightest noise coming from the yard. She’d been sitting there, in the dark, for almost three hours, and she was sound asleep. Her hands were folded, at rest on her stomach, her mouth had dropped open, and her head tilted crazily to one side. Matt sat at the kitchen table, his arms crossed in front of him, his head resting on his arms.

  His eyelids drooped shut. His breathing was slow and regular. A short nap wouldn’t hurt, he decided. He was a light sleeper. He would hear the flasher when he came into the yard.

  A stone hit Lizabeth’s window. It was a small stone, and the sound it made was so slight it was barely audible. Lizabeth felt her heart race in her chest. She stood absolutely still, her hands pressed to her mouth, the pulse thumping in her throat. She didn’t want anyone to get hurt. Not Matt, not Elsie, not the flasher. She moved to the window and was caught in the beam of the flashlight. Lord, why didn’t he just stop. Why didn’t he put his clothes on and take up bowling or something. It was almost as if he wanted to get caught. Lizabeth leaned into the window. “Get out of here!” she said in her loudest possible whisper.

  “What?”

  “Get out of here! There’s a man in my kitchen who’s going to break every bone in your body!”

  Matt woke up at the sound of Lizabeth’s voice. The kitchen was black as pitch, but Matt was out of his chair and across the room in three strides. The back door was half-open, and Matt saw the streak of light blink off. He reached for the door and slammed into the rocking chair, dumping Elsie onto the floor.

  “What the devil’s going on?” Elsie said, coming awake. “Don’t anybody get near me. I know judo. I got Mace.”

  Matt turned the lights on and bolted out the door.

  Lizabeth came flying down the stairs. “What was that crash?”

  “Land sakes, there he goes!” Elsie shouted getting to her feet. “Hey, you damn pervert, you’re in trouble now! Matt’s gonna break every bone in your naked body!”

  The flasher ran across the yard, with Matt in pursuit and Lizabeth running after Matt. Matt dived at the man, catching him by the ankle, propelling them both facedown into the dirt. Ferguson bounded from the open kitchen door and pounced on Matt. The swearing was loud and creative while the dog snuffled into Matt’s pockets and the flasher squirmed loose.

  “Ferguson!” Lizabeth had him by the collar, but she couldn’t get the dog off Matt. “Matt, do you have food in your pockets?”

  “M&M’s!” he grunted out.

  Lizabeth turned the pockets inside out, spilling the candy onto the ground. She looked up in time to see the flasher jump on the Harley. The engine caught, and the Harley roared out of the driveway.

  “If that don’t beat all,” Elsie said. “That slimeball stole your bike. Well, he’s not going to get away with this. I got my keys in my pocket. I’ll run him down in my Caddy.”

  Lizabeth ran after her. “I don’t think this is a good idea.”

  “Nonsense,” Elsie said, sliding behind the wheel. “I’ve been on these high-speed chases before. I know what I’m doing.”

  Matt jumped into the passenger side just as Elsie gunned the engine. Lizabeth and Ferguson vaulted into the back, and the Cadillac peeled out of the driveway and barreled down the road after the flasher.

  Matt braced his arms against the dash. “Elsie, don’t you think you’re going a little fast? Maybe you should pull over and let me drive.”

  “No way,” Elsie said. “We’ll lose him. Besides, I got perfect control over this car.” The Cadillac took a corner on a skid and swayed from side to side before finding equilibrium.

  “Need new shocks,” Elsie shouted over the roar of the V-8 engine. “These ones got mushy on me.”

  “He’s turning down High Street,” Matt said.

  Elsie grunted and jerked the wheel of the Cadillac. The car jumped the curb and cut across Elmo Nielsen’s front lawn. “Shortcut,” Elsie said. “Won’t hurt nothing. This guy can’t grow grass here anyway. Too much shade.”

  The Cadillac closed in on the flasher, and Lizabeth could see the man’s tie flapping over his shoulder and the paper-bag mask rippling with the wind. Flashing lights reflected in the rearview mirror.

  “Omigod,” Lizabeth said, “we’ve picked up a police cruiser.”

  The Harley turned into Vinnie Mazerelli’s driveway and, without even so much as a backward glance, the flasher cut through Vinnie’s yard and disappeared from view.

  Elsie stomped on the brake. “Doggone!”

  Lizabeth and Ferguson slid off the seat, and the black-and-white cruiser slammed into the back of the Cadillac.

  Elsie gave a disgusted sigh. “Wouldn’t you think they could teach them cops how to drive?”

  Matt rolled his eyes and got out of the car. “Howdy,” he said to Officers Dooley and Schmidt.

  Dooley nodded. “I don’t suppose I have to ask who was driving the Cadillac.”

  “Don’t suppose you do,” Matt said.

  “And I guess the naked guy slapping leather on the Harley was the flasher?”

  “Yup.”

  Dooley shifted his attention to the squad car. The entire front end was smashed. Both headlights were broken, steam escaped from a cracked radiator, and the bumper was lying on t
he road. The Cadillac didn’t have a scratch.

  “You guys got a lot of nerve following so close,” Elsie said. “Look here what you’ve done with the taxpayers’ money.” She patted the Cadillac’s rear fender. “I tell you, they don’t make cars like they used to. Next time you get yourselves a car, you get a real car. Like my Caddy here.”

  Dooley’s left eye twitched. He put a finger to it and pressed his lips together. “It would probably be best if you took her home, now. I’d hate to be charged with police brutality,” he said to Matt.

  By the time they got home, the Harley had already been returned. It was parked in the driveway, key still in the ignition, just as Matt had left it.

  “You see,” Lizabeth said, “he isn’t such a bad guy. He even brought your bike back.”

  The sun broke over the horizon with barely a whimper as Carol the Cat sat on the back stoop cleaning his front feet, pretending nonchalance while keeping an alert ear for the sound of familiar feet treading across the kitchen floor.

  It was six-thirty and Lizabeth felt raw-eyed from lack of sleep. She quietly crept down the stairs and smiled at the sight of Matt stretched out on the couch in a tangle of sheets. He was fully dressed and looked mildly uncomfortable. He slept on his back with his arm flung over his head, and even in the dim light of dawn the red stubble on his chin was distinctly visible.

  Lizabeth stood beside the couch and watched him. His breathing was even, like a child’s, she thought. But that was where the similarity stopped. There was nothing childlike about the lean planes of his face or the fierce slash of blond eyebrow. His large frame dwarfed the couch and charged the room with virility and latent energy. She wondered if the latter was real or imagined. Her perspective was hardly impartial.

  She touched his shoulder. “Matt.”

  The thick, curly blond lashes fluttered open, and he stared at Lizabeth with unfocused eyes.

  “I’m not in my bed,” he said. “Am I in yours?”